Lets not lie, who else's weekend is exactly like this?

RgyaGramShad · 2 years

Close, but no cigar. In this, both of his hands are above the desk the whole time.

Psyqlone · 2 years

...more food.

smallsqueakytoy · 2 years

TL;DR Comments for this post

(top of page) mostly witty fap/alcohol one-liners posted 1-3 hrs after original posting
(mid) long series of comments about how this comic was stolen from this author
(bottom) other comments that weren't as funny or witty or related to the argument posted 3 hrs after the original posting

icanhasusername · 2 years

needs more weeping

joedonut · 2 years

I see no alcohol.

karmanaut · 2 years

What makes weekends special? I do this every day.

[deleted] · 2 years

Quit stalking me!

Japeth · 2 years

Uh I just want to point out that I actually made this, the source is here. I'd kinda appreciate it if you didn't steal my stuff, man. Though if you found it somewhere else and took it, I understand.

EDIT: Whoops I linked the wrong one. There you go it's fixed.

EDIT: Sorry to come off like a dick it just really bugs me when my I don't get credit for my work. And maybe some of you will argue then I shouldn't have put it on the web and maybe you're right, it stills bugs me though. And most of the time I run across this elsewhere on the internet it's not credited to me, so I can get a little hostile. I apologize.

SORRY THERE ARE SO MANY EDITS: Yes yes yes watermarks I know. Hindsight 20/20. I will do that eventually I guess it just didn't occur to me at the time.

deadwisdom · 2 years

Is this 'weekend' or 'college'?

piplup212 · 2 years

I like how it's not 'food' but 'food?'.

simianfarmer · 2 years

I took down my Christmas lights, cooked a pot roast supper, met my parents for coffee, read some of a book, listened to some of an audio book, cleaned up dog shit, did four loads of laundry, had sex with my wife, clipped my dog's nails, drank rum and coke while watching TV, went for a run, wrestled with my sons, and yes, surfed on the internet.

It's what you make of it, my friend.

acepiloto · 2 years

Funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed. They don't mean quite so much, except that you get to hang out with your workin' friends.

wygmagilla · 2 years

Add copious amounts of beer to that, then you have mirrored my life.

kulapuamelia · 2 years

that's exactly how my weekend went =(

rvweber · 2 years

Almost - where is the hooker and duck tape?

jazum · 2 years

wheres the one with the internet porn spank session

miniman · 2 years

How did you know my weekend plans?

Snapple88 · 2 years

Some weekends....like this one.

But definitely not all of them.

corevirus · 2 years

My weekend: Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean

THE PRICE OF INDEPENDENCE!!!

leshiy · 2 years

Pretty close.

Astrus · 2 years

In case you're wondering, here's the source. All of his stuff is pretty funny.

d66sfg · 2 years

Try a new rule: no electronic entertainment on saturdays. Try it for a month. There's a whole world out there that's off line, and guess what, some of those people out there are girls.

Coolhawks · 2 years

sleep...wake up...masturbate...work...drink...football/basketball...bars...screw(rarely)...sleep. repeat

JoeDusk · 2 years

The only difference is I took a shit.

JKoss · 2 years

MY WEEKEND IS A LOLOCOSTER RIDE.

Ulysses1978 · 2 years

I'm a PHD student, this is my life. Almost.

alexsummers · 2 years

thank god this isn't my weekend life

JackRawlinson · 2 years

Missing "drinking the bleakness away"

SJ_Zero · 2 years

Listen you son of a bitch, my weekend was COMPLETELY different than that.

I played Morrowind too.

treebox · 2 years

Should probably just go ahead and replace 'weekend' with 'university'...

Ninjaroc · 2 years

who else's weekend is exactly like this

blackjewobamafan · 2 years

Who the hell leaves their computer to eat ???

[deleted] · 2 years

you must not have kids.

alekzandra · 2 years

Wow. I couldn't have come up with a more accurate depiction myself. I have not left my room except for a few visits to the kitchen and bathroom since Friday evening. I should really get out of the house.

godbois · 2 years

I usually work a weekend day. But my days off? Yes.

krazykipa- · 2 years

You make it sound like it's a bad thing :(

I_divided_by_0- · 2 years

That's my whole unemployed life.

...

:-(

GIANT_RIVER_MONKEY · 2 years

BEER -> COCAINE -> SLEEP - > WAKE UP -> FOOD -> INTERNET -> READING -> SLEEP -> FIXING TRUCKS AND CARS -> WALKING IN THE WOODS WITH GUNS TRYING TO KILL ANIMALS -> FOOD -> LEFTOVER BEER -> DRUNK INTERNET INCLUDING REDDIT WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC

funkah · 2 years

Jesus, if you're going to sit on the internet all weekend, at least smoke some weed. You guys are doing it wrong.

poder39 · 2 years

I wish this was only me on weekends. That's pretty much how I spend all of my time.

1Davide · 2 years

"let's", not "lets"

He lets me use his car.

Let's use his car.

"Let's" = "Let us" reference

byzas · 2 years

You forgot "masturbate"

JustSomeRedditor · 2 years

Truth hurts...

Cosmonut · 2 years

Wait, this isn't what everyone does?

snookums · 2 years

Isn't it funny how something like fishing is considered so much more socially respectable than reading or surfing the internet? I see so many comments here about how said person has a real life, because they sit in a boat doing nothing all day, but other people, who read or surf the web are obviously losers. It's the same with people who memorize facts versus people who memorize baseball stats. News flash there hero. Unless you actually cracked the bat, you're just as much of a dork.

MariBelle · 2 years

Uncanny!!!

niller8p · 2 years

Sometimes I miss having weekends like this...

deadsnailsociety · 2 years

There's more to life, guys. Seriously.

NinjaofLove · 2 years

To be fair, I did try to incorporate some book-reading and light exercise between marathon computer sessions, Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes, and food binges.

blah-blah · 2 years

Weekend? That's my daily life.

bunfunbun · 2 years

I went to the waterfalls of Iguazu this weekend.

[deleted] · 2 years

Now I'm depressed.

dcannons · 2 years

I walk thru the student ghetto in my town on my way home from work late at night. Now all I see is the glow of computer terminals in the windows, where a decade ago it would have been TV screens.

FreshMilk · 2 years

Not really, I went to the gym, done a painting and had sex <xkcd>WITH MY GIRLFRIEND</xkcd>.

lord_khadow · 2 years

I enjoyed this, so I upvoted... but then realised the upvote made it 1338... just one above 1337 (which entertained me). So I downvoted, and it made it 1336. So I upvoted again. 1338. Down. 1336. Up. 1338. Down. 1336. It seriously took me that long to realise I could 'un-vote'.

Then I clicked into the comments and it was at 1341 upvotes... which kinda ruins my story.

sabberatche · 2 years

this is what my weekdays are like when i should be doing other productive things. the weekend clock should have about 10 hours of drunkenness on it...

keeganspeck · 2 years

Actually I got drunk tonight and did a somersault without spilling my beer! It was awesome, now bow to me! Also everyone else is online so it's all the same for them but I'm just listening to Marcy Playground and sitting here! :D

... I'm still drunk.

davydog187 · 2 years

I'm sorry but thats pathetic if thats what your weekend is like. You need to get your ass off of the chair and do something with your life before you waste it.

montrealcalling · 2 years

Needs more food.

flarp · 2 years

Substitute "internet" with "read books" and you have yourself a deal.

cyclopath · 2 years

Throw a bong in there and you're onto something.

[deleted] · 2 years

not enough drinking and pretending to fit in at the party...

netzdamon · 2 years

I snowshoed a mountain and took a handful of vicodin, although I'm on the internet now.

[deleted] · 2 years

Mine isn't, i have a life.

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