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[–][deleted] 178 points179 points ago

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Here's the original ad, the second line of text in the posted link was added. Not that it changes much, but still.

[–]stealth1129 164 points165 points ago

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but do we really care?

[–]gaso 11 points12 points ago

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You know, she looks about 13 in the original.

[–]akhenatron 53 points54 points ago

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She looks much better in the original too. Who ever shopped this one made her lips so brown you'd swear she's been eating shit.

[–]Astrobastard 72 points73 points ago

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You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Don't invoke that scat fetishist bozarking. Last time we did that, he got all the upvotes and I got jack.

[–]fishboy1 38 points39 points ago

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He's not a scat fetishist, he likes watching girls poop, the spectacle of the thing, not the product.

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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You sir, are a saint.

[–]n3m6 4 points5 points ago

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at this point just about anything bozarking says gets Insta-Karma!

[–]fishboy1 6 points7 points ago

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No worries, we share too much in fetishes to not defend one another, or rather one way.

[–]TylerT 6 points7 points ago

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Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!

[–]playingontheseashore 9 points10 points ago

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The original seems classier than the "shopped"

[–]FerPosting 3 points4 points ago

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Your link is awesome thanks to this ad which cracked me up.

[–]mst3kcrow 918 points919 points ago

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Maybe the trunk wasn't used....

[–]ffualo 12 points13 points ago

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Certified pre-owned, leather interior.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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What is...a badonkadonk?

[–]AmazingSyco 27 points28 points ago

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That ever happen to you? You live your whole life without hearing an expression and then your hear it twice in one day.

[–]niveknhoj 44 points45 points ago

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I believe you're referring to the Baader-Meinhof Phoenomenon.

[–]AmazingSyco 16 points17 points ago

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I was actually referencing an episode of Weeds, but that's damn interesting too. :)

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]UglieJosh 45 points46 points ago

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Holy crap! You and niveknhoj posted this at the exact same time and I had never heard of it. Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon has just Baader-Meinhof Phenomenoned itself???

[–]anonymousgangster 19 points20 points ago

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my cats breath smells like cat food

[–]HowardWCampbell 14 points15 points ago

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Ralph pls go

[–]a_large_rock 5 points6 points ago

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no

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you, Ralph.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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The Probability Theory in action.

[–]oddrobot70 3 points4 points ago

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I just finished writing the probability theory review for the math stats course I start teaching in a week and a half. I closed the LaTeX editor, opened reddit, and ... instant synchronicity.

[–]monkeychipsx2 4 points5 points ago

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You listen to The Police while looking at reddit as well?

[–]nmerrill 2 points3 points ago

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Mind explode

[–]randomb0y 1 point2 points ago

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I have just heard about this yesterday!!

[–]anewaccount69 5 points6 points ago

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Although it is funny that someone had the thought to post it again, I do think that in its self demonstrates one cause of the effect: rapid social network patterns. If I mention something to a friend, and we recognize how intertwined social networks are, it won't be rare for someone else to reference this piece of information simply due to its introduction to the social network. Much like how I see the same article's on here, Yahoo!, Digg, Slashdot, etc... The same information can quickly navigate a social network then disappear, allowing this "phenomenon" to occur frequently.

[–]riraito 1 point2 points ago

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This keeps getting mentioned on reddit, but if you try googling about it at all (or looking it up on wiki) you'll find little or no relevant information or any evidence supporting the phenomenon other than the damninteresting article which has had its credibility questioned (and additionally the respective wiki entry was deleted and even its TALK page was deleted)

I encourage skepticism here. If anyone can find any credible source, POST IT

[–]headasplodes 1 point2 points ago

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I get that shit SO. MUCH.

[–]akatherder 3 points4 points ago

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This is a product of hivemind. Whenever I see something on reddit that I haven't heard of before, I go look it up and find myself enlightened. Within the next day, I can almost guarantee that I will see another comment from a different redditor that saw the same thing, learned what it meant, and now feels compelled to use it.

[–]supakame 4 points5 points ago

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Why that's junk in the trunk, that's what you put your mug up and cattle up and ride!

[–]yourlifeisdumb 4 points5 points ago

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But can she fit three in the back?

[–]libbrichus 117 points118 points ago

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POW! Right in the pooper.

[–]SloaneRanger 99 points100 points ago

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Thanks for explaining his joke.

[–]notcaptainkirk 20 points21 points ago

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Followed by POW! Right in the kisser!

[–]andytronic 29 points30 points ago

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No! Always in the kisser first, then the pooper.

[–]Lunchbox753 29 points30 points ago

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You never go pooper to kisser.

[–]talontario 6 points7 points ago

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Sometimes it's okey to go the pooper to kisser.

[–]joerdie 5 points6 points ago

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I firmly believe that Clerks II is under rated. I thought it was almost as good as the first one.

[–]brownox 8 points9 points ago

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I believe the technical acronym is ATM.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Automatic teller machine? Asynchronous Transfer Mode? Arse To Mouth?

[–]anwarsadat 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for the true ATM acronym.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A2M. Otherwise monkeys like me will get confused at the Cash-machine... ;-)

[–]doody 4 points5 points ago

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Do that at the cash machine, your pin could be exposed.

[–]dhpii 6 points7 points ago

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Dad?

[–]i_post_things 8 points9 points ago

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Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go pooper to kisser.

[–]Nimbokwezer 3 points4 points ago

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Just the glove box and the headlights.

[–]VAYiddo 33 points34 points ago

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any way for this comment to make the front page?

[–]ink_13 38 points39 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Is that where you hide the body?

[–]TL17 3 points4 points ago

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That's where you hide the sausage.

[–]mst3kcrow 3 points4 points ago

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Part of the body anyways.

[–]SmokeyDBear 33 points34 points ago

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You know you're not the first to post this BMW advertisement to reddit, but do you really care?

[–]redreplicant 8 points9 points ago

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Came to the thread looking for this comment, left satisfied.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]supaphly42 127 points128 points ago

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I'm waiting for unsuspecting car dealers to start shortening it to "pwned" to try to be hip and cool.

[–]88leo 50 points51 points ago

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pre-pwned

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 94 points95 points ago

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A better line would be "No matter how good it looks, it's always prudent to get it tested"

[–]Kaluthir 1 point2 points ago

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That's the point of the CPO program: they already tested it and give you a warranty.

[–]uberced 56 points57 points ago

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Which is better, "you're not" or "you aren't"?

[–]neuromonkey 45 points46 points ago

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Holy shit. Now I can't stop thinking about this. Please don't do that again.

[–]bradsh 35 points36 points ago

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I would say "you're not" is the preferable choice because it places the emphasis on not. You're NOT the first, which is the whole point of the add. Contracting the not into the are kind of de-emphasizes the not and leaves the line less punchy, imo.

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[–]williamhgates 87 points88 points ago

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You'ren't is best. It's just more clear and clarity is always important in language.

[–]null_value 21 points22 points ago

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It'sn't difficult to pronounce either.

[–]a_redditor 1 point2 points ago

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I'mn't sure that's a real word.

[–]Aussiemoo 6 points7 points ago

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you ain't

[–]knowsguy 6 points7 points ago

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I'mma gonnagree.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sunshine-x 10 points11 points ago

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I amn't getting involved in this one.

[–]Walls 14 points15 points ago

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Well, they obviously have no concern for women who might have thought to buy their cars....

[–]aim2free 3 points4 points ago*

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The questions are: has BMW really made this, has this picture actually been used in a real advertising?

By the way, it seems as the version submitted here, is not the one presented at other places, the one here adds "but do you really care?" which is not in this, this, this or this. According the last reference it was quite long since the ad was presented in that case in Greek, July 2008.

Anyway, the ad is brilliantly simple in its way, but I don't think it is acceptable. On the other hand, sex and ads is quite a common theme, and there are obviously worse ads.

[–]Creepmaster 88 points89 points ago

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BMW has achieved Creepmaster Gold Level!!

[–]rogerssucks 8 points9 points ago

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The ad is clearly targeted toward the Reddit audience.

[–]beefviper 11 points12 points ago

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Why is she so old?

[–]AFakeName 40 points41 points ago

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Reddit, not 4chan.

[–]Ms_Gaea 10 points11 points ago

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I wonder what the 1) Age and 2) Gender of most BMW Drivers are....

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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38 m

[–]briguy57 3 points4 points ago

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I would say more 25-27 m. Every single (as in relationship, not 'everysingle' but you know what I mean....), moderately successful person this age buys their little 323i with no features and leatherette seating just because its a bemmer.

[–]i_want_a_girlfriend_ 11 points12 points ago

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[–]markcant 9 points10 points ago

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I'll settle for sloppy thirteenths....

[–]DLun203 208 points209 points ago

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Well played, BMW. Well played, indeed.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago*

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I hope large, 65-year-old married women aren't your target demographic.

[–]lachiemx 29 points30 points ago

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Since when did a large, 65-year-old married woman buy anything that wasn't the ingredients for a delicious roast chicken dinner?

[–]stewhar 10 points11 points ago

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I have trouble imagining this running anywhere/ being accepted by the client.

[–]TheParanoidAndroid 16 points17 points ago

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It's on the front page of Reddit, at the moment. That's all the advertisement BMW needs.

[–]bcisme 4 points5 points ago

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Seriously? It is for used - BMW's. The most used BMW's you are going to see on the street are the 3-series'. This is right in the "middle class parents who want it to feel like they are upper middle class so they buy their kid a BMW" demographic. This is probably an ad ran in Maxim or something like that, obviously not something they put in their stores. The people that are buying 5,6, and 7 series models aren't their target audience here.

[–]memsisthefuture 24 points25 points ago

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I don't like this ad. It objectifies BMWs.

[–]robodale 2 points3 points ago*

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As an owner of a 2009 BMW 335xi, I concur.

[–]EBone12355 6 points7 points ago

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What this ad doesn't explain is why all 3-series owners drive like assholes.

[–]ChunkyLaFunga 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, I was just thinking this ad explains it exactly.

[–]snipewiz 38 points39 points ago

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Nope. Not at all.

[–]Vindikait 60 points61 points ago

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Yes, women are like cars. I hate this.

[–]erikbra81 13 points14 points ago

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Yeah, quite disgusting actually. This reaches barbarian levels of viewing women as sexual objects. (Heh, just saw this: "Sheer driving pleasure." Christ!)

[–]iconoklast 8 points9 points ago

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I think equally disturbing and disgusting part is the unsubtle allusion to the loss of virginity. So a woman is somehow damaged or diminished by sex (i.e. made impure)? The advertisement implies that a woman is just an object to be used up.

Advertisement is injurious to the human psyche.

[–]DroppaMaPants 7 points8 points ago

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The 'I'm 12' meme might fit in here.

[–]ffualo 15 points16 points ago

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Certified pre-owned, leather interior.

[–]gregor-sans 6 points7 points ago

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just rent it for an hour.

[–]boxofjason 20 points21 points ago

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Yay. A car advertisement made it the front page. Let's go for a full-on Ikea catalog tomorrow.

[–]oysteinprytz 60 points61 points ago

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A thousand upvotes to the redditor who can help me find out who this girl is <3

[–]lucasvb 893 points894 points ago

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Jenny Erika Modell

[–]ParsleyMath 42 points43 points ago

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He lied. You only have four upvotes.

[–]freehunter 16 points17 points ago

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No results found for "Jenny Erika Modell"

I almost cried...

[–]mrmojorisingi 17 points18 points ago

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I hope you're being sarcastic...read the name aloud.

[–]lachiemx 8 points9 points ago

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Its funny, because your post is on google as the first result for "Jenny Erika Modelle."

Yes, i too googled her.

[–]freehunter 10 points11 points ago

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I get the joke, generic model, but I just wanted so damn bad for that to be her.

[–]inserthandle 2 points3 points ago

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FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU........

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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I gave you two upvotes, but the arrow un-highlighted-ed. :(

[–]Borgismorgue 3 points4 points ago

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He did say a thousand upvotes, not a thousand comment points. So 2000 total votes=1000 upvotes and 1 point.

[–]Carpeabnocto 3 points4 points ago

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2000 total votes = 2 points or 0 points?

The post starts with 1 point, no upvotes. If you count that as one vote, 1999 additional upvotes adds 1 point. If you don't count the original vote as a point, clicking upvote 2000 times yields 0 points.

[–]lookingchris 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Mistake78 16 points17 points ago

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Here, on the cover of a book...

[–]lattanzio 14 points15 points ago

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even this ad is getting sloppy seconds...

[–]weegee 2 points3 points ago

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that hussy!

[–]digginahole 41 points42 points ago

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God, I hate advertising.

[–]atheist_creationist 7 points8 points ago*

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I come up with these kinds of ads, they pay well because people like them. Sorry.

Sincerely,

Designer

[–]zxcvcxz 53 points54 points ago

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You guys are like a drunk driver swerving the car because it thrills the other drunk people in the back seat. But you have no idea where you're going, what the fuck you're doing, or what the consequences will be.

[–]Anon1991 16 points17 points ago

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Nominated for "analogy of the year."

[–]joshuag 2 points3 points ago

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Roy: Like you? You make the lie. You invent want. You're for them... not us. Don Draper: Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.

[–]PaxVitriol 33 points34 points ago

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This ad just makes me wary of buying a used car from them. Sure, it looks nice on the outside, and might be a thrill, but a few months down the road? A year? 5 years? That's when you find out that the previous owner might have been a little too rough, maybe even abused that thing. They never got it checked, so who knows what's lurking under the hood. Things start breaking down, and pretty soon you're out of money, emotionally exhausted, and you have car AIDS.

[–]tidderneila 12 points13 points ago

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list possible symptoms of car AIDS please. signed, worried.

[–]brotorious 4 points5 points ago

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The acronym should be pretty self explanatory: Axel, Injection-system, & Drivetrain Suckage.

[–]abfalltonne 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Arelius 2 points3 points ago

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You get it tested....

[–]bobcat_08 10 points11 points ago

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In this day and age? Who really gives a shit?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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They came from Kentucky...

[–]sheerheartattack 4 points5 points ago

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Well, it's certainly not a deal-breaker, but I would be lying if I said I don't consider it. I mean, if I had the choice between two otherwise identical girls, I would choose the inexperienced one.

[–]Don_Quijoder 14 points15 points ago

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Why? I mean unless you consider a girl that's had sex with someone other than you as being ruined. That would be kind of weird dude. I mean, women aren't wet cement. It's not like the first person that comes along can imprint their initials, and that's that until the end of time.

[–]PriviIzumo 5 points6 points ago

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I'm the opposite.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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That girl looks young.

[–]USA_Rulez 34 points35 points ago

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Well no one wants a used car that's too old.

[–]wolfsktaag 5 points6 points ago

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the younger the hotter

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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[–]junaman 14 points15 points ago

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Nice try, FBI.

[–]partysnatcher 2 points3 points ago*

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That's a boy. I can tell by from the chromosomes, and having seen quite a few procreations in my time.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah BWMs are really high maintenance.

[–]JackSpratts 16 points17 points ago

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"and like the model in the picture, all our models are less than 11 years old."

[–]skooma714 3 points4 points ago

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"To reflect that each one who enters imagines himself to be the first to enter whereas he is always the last term of a preceding series even if the first term of a succeeding one, each imagining himself to be first, last, only and alone whereas he is neither first nor last nor only nor alone in a series originating in and repeated to infinity. "

[–]rickyd1 10 points11 points ago

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Could also be used as a safe sex ad!

You know you're not first...

[–]Realworld 28 points29 points ago

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You wouldn't want an inept dance partner, why would you want an inept/inexperienced lover?

[–]HiyooyiH 7 points8 points ago

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I hear virgins cure AIDS, so that's a perk.

[–]Zentripetal 27 points28 points ago

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  1. Less likelihood of STDs with the inexperienced

  2. Less emotional baggage

[–]USA_Rulez 26 points27 points ago*

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3) Magical powers when you deflower them during an eclipse?

[–]FelixP 5 points6 points ago

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I also hear it cures AIDS

[–]Aussiemoo 7 points8 points ago

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stop listening to Soweto gangster radio.

[–]EvolutionTheory 13 points14 points ago

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MORE emotional baggage. Less experience in bed. Yes, technically has a higher risk of STD's in-general just because they've had more sex but more experience does not necessarily = "dirty" partners.

[–]movzx 18 points19 points ago

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3. Less likely to call you out on all the weird stuff you do

[–]IkoIkoComic 36 points37 points ago

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Sure... everybody does it this way... now get back in your box.

[–]Realworld 8 points9 points ago

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Experienced is more likely to teach you weird & wonderful new stuff.

[–]yoda133113 5 points6 points ago

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I disagree, even virgins have their preconceptions and if you do something weird, they'll probably say something. An experienced woman will probably let you experiment with her and only stop you if she doesn't enjoy it...note, your experience may vary.

[–]Realworld 43 points44 points ago*

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Less likelihood of STDs with the inexperienced

Maybe; experienced partners know how to recognize, avoid & seek treatment for STDs. It's usually the beginners that get in trouble.

Less emotional baggage

Not in my experience. I early adopted the policy of gently but deliberately turning down virgins; I didn't want the clumsy participation / emotional bombshell on offer.

Give me an experienced woman; they're joyful, competent, appreciative, relaxed, horny, skilled, friendly... everything a wise man wants.

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[–]tomatopaste 30 points31 points ago

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I early adopted the policy of gently but deliberately turning down virgins

I follow the same policy. Well, I would, if I ever came across any virgins who wanted to bork me. I haven't, but man, if I did, you and me, man, hive mind.

On a serious note, I agree with Haruki Murakami: women begin to properly enjoy sex around the age of 29.

[–]Carpeabnocto 4 points5 points ago

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Men hit their sexual peak at 18, women at 30.

One of life's great cruelties.

[–]darkf1re 23 points24 points ago

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No, men reach their sexual peak after 2 minutes

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I've had sex with two virgins, not that I've gone seeking them out or anything, but both were fairly awkward experiences and sex with me is awkward enough. Still with one of those virgins, four years later, she's not inexperienced anymore!

[–]jayesanctus 12 points13 points ago

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I suspect you call these virgins 'righty' and 'lefty'.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Meh, I'm a father, I've had more than my fair share of sex, (not that I'm a stranger to masturbation) but I think you might be projecting a bit.

[–]Waxmaker 11 points12 points ago

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Goddammit, so you're the one taking more than your fair share!

[–]dorkasaurus 6 points7 points ago

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I'm 19. The difference between girls my age and "older" women that I've been with (mid-20s) is huge. Bring on the experienced lovers.

[–]rogerssucks 8 points9 points ago

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Yes, your mother is quite competent.

[–]i_am_my_father 7 points8 points ago

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I know

[–]briguy57 2 points3 points ago

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I early adopted the policy of gently but deliberately turning down virgins

Same. I like Vinny Chases' policy "I don't want to be anyone's first, or anyone's last"

[–]amishius 7 points8 points ago

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You're a virgin.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Still... nothin' like brand-new.

[–]Nurfed 2 points3 points ago

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Touche, BMW.

[–]vox35 2 points3 points ago

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Hot, but she would probably fit in quite well at r/jailbait...

[–]CobaltBox 2 points3 points ago

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If you know you're buying used, be sure to pay for the undercoat.

[–]notwist 18 points19 points ago

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God this is sexist.

[–]ZenAnonymous 5 points6 points ago

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"You know our ad is neither informative nor helpful, but do you really care?"

[–]miezu78 20 points21 points ago

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this AD has to be European or Australian, I jest know it cant be American. Its to seductive for Americans!

[–]mihalis 6 points7 points ago

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Well if you look at the web site link in the ad, it's listed as www.bmw.gr which is BMW Hellas (Greece).

[–]silvercorona 14 points15 points ago

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Surely you jest sir.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Give him a break, he's likely British or Australian, they don't speak real English.

[–]dorkasaurus 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, y'all ain't know how to talk good.

[–]bloodsugarsexmagik 3 points4 points ago

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English

[–]Wilshire3030 33 points34 points ago

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I WOULD PUT MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[–]Zentripetal 17 points18 points ago

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Hmmm, I don't quite follow. Could you put that in layman's terms?

[–]Kreblon 15 points16 points ago

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Insert tab A into slot B.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Depends on the mileage.

[–]persona 2 points3 points ago

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Tire tracks all across your back

I can see you've had your fun

[–]iTumor 7 points8 points ago

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anyone else look at this and think she's got fucked up teeth?

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[–]ironyjoe 5 points6 points ago

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What do you expect when you frontpage /r/pics ?

[–]curtiscu 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer it to come with [ahem] experience. nothing sucks worse (pun intended) than a beautiful woman who sucks in bed.

[–]plumeria 15 points16 points ago

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Wow, what a load of sexist crap

[–]capt_0bvious 1 point2 points ago

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Well if someone left something behind then yea...

[–]a_large_rock 1 point2 points ago

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Stay classy, BMW.

[–]Okami23 1 point2 points ago

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Remember to always ask for the CARFAX.

[–]Xeutack 1 point2 points ago

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If you are not the first, it feels way better being the best...

[–]rotzipotz 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunatly...Yes.

[–]GreenMeanies 1 point2 points ago

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Susan Bordo would have something intriguing to say about this.

[–]doogleduck 1 point2 points ago

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Who doesn't love having it off in softly lit photography studios?

[–]rogerssucks 1 point2 points ago

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Numerous people had sex in your used car. They jizzed on the seats and wiped it up, and then sprayed it with Febreeze. They also snorted cocaine off the dash. BUT DO YOU REALLY CARE?