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[–]gclary 189 points190 points ago

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I just minimized this because a coworker walked up. She was being a smartass saying she could get me in trouble, so I maximized it and showed it to her. Perfect timing.

[–]renderrobot[S] 61 points62 points ago

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upvote for give a fuck o meter win

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[–]thefresher 53 points54 points ago

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would -20 on the give-a-fuck-o-meter mean that you are in fact taking 20 fucks? if so, allow me to openly trumpet my support for your product.

[–]gclary 26 points27 points ago*

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"I gotta go take a shit." Don't take one of mine, I only have 3 left, and the weekend is coming. -George Carlin

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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If i remember correctly this is a quote from the late, great George Carlin. An unattributed quote ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure that's from the 7-words routine.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I meant that gclary didn't attribute it to Carlin.

[–]Zym 5 points6 points ago

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No, I don't give a shit.

[–]4_word_answer 5 points6 points ago

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Really? You're shitting me.

[–]Negative__One 6 points7 points ago

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I shit you not.

[–]xardox 1 point2 points ago

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You are not shit by me. (passive voice)

[–]SenorZorro2000 0 points1 point ago

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Not even bricks?

[–]centipeed 3 points4 points ago

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The phrase "Openly trumpet" made me laugh because it's novel, but then I realised that it's totally redundant, and I laughed even harder when I imagined someone trying to discreetly trumpet something.

Shhh! (Toot toot toot)

[–]thefresher 1 point2 points ago*

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WHAT OF A MUTE, THEN?!)

but yes, I agree about the oxymoronic nature of the phrase.

[–]MechaAaronBurr 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a video like this once on the internets. It didn't look like it worked out too well for that poor girl.

[–]ElectricMoose 21 points22 points ago

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Does it ever go up? I've been watching it for about an hour now.

[–]mad_as_hell 18 points19 points ago

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Yes. Patience is rewarded.

[–]CharlieDancey 1 point2 points ago

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I'm still waiting, and watching.

[–]mad_as_hell 2 points3 points ago

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Don't stop. Believing.

[–]CharlieDancey 1 point2 points ago

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Still. Waiting.

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[–]CharlieDancey 0 points1 point ago

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Any minute now eh?

Today really sucks.

[–]Ra__ 0 points1 point ago

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I'd tell you but my give a damn is busted.

[–]codingjester 15 points16 points ago

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What if I actually wanted to give-a-fuck :( the meter is broke to me :(

This may be the alcohol talking, but i demand an interactive app where I can send my exact amount of giving-a-fuck to those who need to know just how much I give-a-fuck.

[–]davin3000 7 points8 points ago

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It may be the weed talking but I think you're a genius.

[–]gclary 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia...

[–]optomas 0 points1 point ago

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What if I actually wanted to give-a-fuck :( the meter is broke to me :(

This may be the alcohol talking, but i demand an interactive app where I can send my exact amount of giving-a-fuck to those who need to know just how much I give-a-fuck. |

I'm on it.

[–]MrGrumpy 0 points1 point ago

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iPhone app?

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[–]Iceland_jack 49 points50 points ago

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Apaths.

[–]heurrgh 11 points12 points ago

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In Europe we use the SI unit of apathy - the 'Meh'.

It makes it easier to do conversions:

  • 100 Meh = 1 Don't Care Condition

  • 108 Meh = 1 Gallic Shrug

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[–]JKoss 8 points9 points ago

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I could give -20 apaths about that.

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[–]matt9189 -1 points0 points ago

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Sympaths. -20 sympaths or 20 apaths.

[–]spainguy 3 points4 points ago

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dB

[–]johns-appendix 2 points3 points ago

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fuck*10n

[–]tacitblue 15 points16 points ago

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Reminds me of this

give a damn

[–]wopbobaloobop 0 points1 point ago

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....while waiting for <insert PITA here> to realize that this is your impossible dream....

[–]haxored 8 points9 points ago

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I made my own version a few years ago. http://i.imgur.com/KTcftl.jpg

[–]ungulate 1 point2 points ago

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How'd you create such a realistic image? Wait... meh.

[–]barnabeezy -1 points0 points ago

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noice...

[–]BCCakes 5 points6 points ago

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is this pronounced fucko-meter? Or is it fuck-ahmeter?

[–]iveL 7 points8 points ago

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Yep.

[–]Ra__ 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, you could rattle off fuckahmeter without some people getting wise.

[–]wbeavis 2 points3 points ago

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Damn, that thing is accurate.

[–]Negative__One 0 points1 point ago

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It is extremely accurate. Calibrated just to my specific standards.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Welcome to the internet, renderrobot.

[–]ShutYourWhoreMouth 6 points7 points ago

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I need to edit this to be Give-A-Damn-O-Meter and then I would put it up on our wall-board display in the control room at work lol

[–]do_not_press 6 points7 points ago

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Here you go.

[–]ShutYourWhoreMouth 1 point2 points ago

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SWEEET! You are The Man!

[–]renderrobot[S] 9 points10 points ago

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yeah, it's a bit of a nsfw-o-meter

[–]lollersk8z 2 points3 points ago

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Do you replace the standard needle with a penis on that one?

[–]clwnninja 2 points3 points ago

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[–]jordanlund 1 point2 points ago

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I tried to get it off -20 then I realized I don't really give a fuck.

[–]doctortofu 1 point2 points ago

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That's right - try not giving a fuck!

[–]ThJ 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a logarithmic scale in decibels. Let's call the unit CPL (Concern Pressure Level) and assume that 0 dB CPL refers to a 100% level of concern. -6 dB CPL would then = 50%, -12 dB CPL = 25%, -18 dB = 12.5%, -24 dB = 6.25%, etc. +3 dB CPL would mean you're worried shitless...

[–]iainmf 0 points1 point ago

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Something like this?

This would mean -20 would = 0.01 Fucks

[–]TemetNosce 1 point2 points ago

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if anybody out there has a "dwell" meter, let me know, cause when the EMP hits, I need a dwell meter to time the points.(and yes, I have a roosevelt dime to time it),,but that's cheating.

[–]Realworld 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the reminder, I just bought a NOS dwell meter off eBay. My old Sears dwell meter died some years age; I didn't think I'd need a replacement but keep coming across point sets.

[–]A-punk 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else get the pop-up of Joe Biden talking about water management?

[–]Ra__ 0 points1 point ago

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Don't leave us hangin' man.

[–]KviteKrist 0 points1 point ago

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I would call it a care-o-meter. -20 give-a-fucks is more like equal to recieving a million dollars.

[–]ThornyBleeder 0 points1 point ago

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me thinks I'll be using in this in a forum I go to, very very soon...

[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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Upload pictures of real life usage.

[–]LogieDougDougs 0 points1 point ago

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an ex girlfriend was bugging me online, so i sent her this. sent her sprawlin'.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is one moment where I wish .gif would work on a t-shirt.

[–]Fiacha 0 points1 point ago

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right on...

[–]1000EnCarne 0 points1 point ago

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So people who said I could care less is wrong, are wrong.

[–]40_lb 0 points1 point ago

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units of micro-give-a-shits I assume....

[–]MrHeavySilence 0 points1 point ago

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Seems kind of rigged if it only goes up to +3

[–]skimitar 0 points1 point ago*

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I have a few of these printed out (at -20) and hand them out at work to those that bother me with trivial shit. Except I changed it to a 'give-a-toss-ometer' lest I be accused of offensive behaviour not in keeping with Corporate Groupthink.

edit: close quotation marks! Mr Ridley, my Year 3 teacher wouldn't forgive me if I didn't

[–]xentropy 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I see that you don't give a fuck either. That's nice. ;-)

[–]HowItEnds 0 points1 point ago

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I'll be sure to put this to good use!

[–]aduric 0 points1 point ago

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Ya, seems about right.

[–]rems 0 points1 point ago

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If really I was at -20 GAF then I just wouldn't even care about posting such a meter, I may add that I'd do it around 0, otherwise it's not even worth mentioning, just ignore and change subject.

[–]Mentlegen 0 points1 point ago

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Good thing professors don't have this gauge to check up on students..

[–]renderrobot[S] 0 points1 point ago

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reposted so it goes straight to the gif!

[–]jim8508 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I'm all about the sentiment, but that was just a let down.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the only gauge I have in my car. Unfortunately, I get many speeding tickets and I've lost three vehicles to engine seizure.

[–]georgewashingtonblog -2 points-1 points ago

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This is great. Is there any way you could also make a Strength-of-Argument-Meter

?