Morgan Freeman chain of command [pic]

geebs61 · 2 years

When I was a kid, I used to get Nelson Mandela and Morgan Freeman mixed up all the time. I will see Invictus, just because of this fact. I have been waiting my entire life for him to play that role.

I saw a commercial the other day that said "Morgan Freeman in the role he was born to play".

"Damn straight", I replied.

VulturE · 2 years

I'm not sure "Inmate" outranks "Freed Slave".

nademagnet · 2 years

The craziest thing this is that he looks EXACTLY THE SAME AGE.

lulzitsareddit · 2 years

It's Morgan Freemans all the way down.

scuzzman · 2 years

It forgot "The Boss" from Lucky Number Slevin.

Trollforaday · 2 years

With so much experience, I see no reason to have anyone aside from him to do all public speaking from now on. If you want to make an announcement, he should do it for you. He clearly has experience in that field.

MrSnoobs · 2 years

Wait, Sgt. Major > Judge???

BaconCat · 2 years

How is "Robin Hood's Sidekick" one step BELOW "Pimp"?

Aitrus233 · 2 years

How does Lucius Fox fit in with all this?

TheDancingSalad · 2 years

I love this so much I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

insideabox · 2 years

Driving Miss Daisy was the first movie that my mother made me watch with her when I was a child that I actually liked. The second was later in life...uh...mybigfatgreekwedding...cough

kebabman · 2 years

Not to spoil the fun but I think Judge should be in a separate chart. :P

wonkifier · 2 years

Chain of command?

That's the chain I beat you with until you recognize who's in ruttin' command!

desimusxvii · 2 years

"I want all of you to take a good look at these people on the risers behind me. These people have been here up to five years and done absolutely nothing. These people are drug dealers and drug users. They have taken up space. They have disrupted this school. They have harassed your teachers. And they have intimidated you. Well, times are about to change. You will not be bothered in Joe Clark's school. These people are incorrigible. And since none of them could graduate anyway, [Turns to the troublemakers on stage] you are all expurgated. You are dismissed! You are out of here, forever. I wish you well!"

And then all of his security guys take them out. All of the students in the auditorium are relieved and terrified at the same time. This dude isn't fucking around.

I always loved this part of Lean On Me.

Khendroc · 2 years

I like how he stole R. Lee Ermey's eyebrows for Dreamcatcher.

vader101 · 2 years

Um, CEO of Wayne Enterprises? Lucius Fox should be after the US president, and before South Africa's.

allucinate · 2 years

If I can take anything out of this diagram, it's that Morgan Freeman looks cooler with facial hair.

ZLegacy · 2 years

Why the fuck was Unforgiven left out of this?!

rmeddy · 2 years

Need more Lucius Fox

Dabakus · 2 years

Stolen from Maxim.com:

http://www.maxim.com/movies/the-movie-blog/85476/morgan-freeman-chain-command.html

ElectricMoose · 2 years

Lean on me was a great movie

dmun · 2 years

They forgot his biggest role as the narrator.

LuciferBowels · 2 years

Prisoner has a higher chain of command than a freed slave?

lowbudget · 2 years

what about mob boss in lucky number sleven

wookiecontrol · 2 years

I like how driver is below inmate.

cloud4197 · 2 years

Where does 'Creepy guy who's going to marry his step-granddaughter' fit into all this?

LibertyPrime · 2 years

Why is Pimp so highly respected?

theCroc · 2 years

You know what the chain of command is?

Bbaily · 2 years

My favorite actor.

VicodinVicodin · 2 years

Has he always been old?

SGMidence · 2 years

One problem: they forgot the top of the chain.

"Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice...."

Ma8e · 2 years

May I just remind everybody that the US president is not the president of the world. For example, the president of South Africa is not under his command.

As a sidenote, the ANC, and thus Nelson Mandela, was until a few months ago considered to be a terrorist organization by the US.

lumpyg · 2 years

I wonder where Easy Reader and Vincent the Vegetable Vampire fit on this ladder.

GhostSonata · 2 years

Forgot Secret Service agent. What an epic actor, even if he not all his movies have been goldmines, still he is great.

Colonel_Mustard · 2 years

None of you guys realize Morgan Freeman actually plays God in every movie. Thats why his movies are so good.

[deleted] · 2 years

There's a typo in the chart...it says that 'pimp' is below God

InvisiblePants · 2 years

now read it backwards...

[deleted] · 2 years

how about him being a detective/ psychologist in Kiss The Girls?

sifumokung · 2 years

Judge should be above Sgt. Major.

[deleted] · 2 years

Where is Sloan? He fits in there. I'm sure if it. Somewhere near God.

ThatGirl_Tasha · 2 years

HEY YOU GUUUYYYSSS!!!

[deleted] · 2 years

Hey, they forgot his time on the Electric Company. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_PuAqRQLKA

TheBev · 2 years

You would place being Nelson Mandela after being the US president?

tangotango6over · 2 years

I didn't realize the US President was next to God in the world.

sammmiam · 2 years

I think this is great.

pascal21 · 2 years

i'm not so sure the south african president has more power than the director of the CIA.

Astroturfer · 2 years

I know this was posted "IN FUN" (TM), but this little image speaks volumes in terms of the evolution of American racism (at least it proportion to wealth), Hollywood, and Hollywood marketing. Am I wrong?

SirSandGoblin · 2 years

I would have put robin hood's sidekick further up.

dberis · 2 years

The bottom of the heap should be the character of Mitch Bradley, Robert Redford's side-kick in "An Unfinished Life". He plays a disabled cowboy, mawled by a bear, who receives daily injections of morphine in the butt from Redford.

A_BIG_SCARY_EMU · 2 years

He just looks so happy driving Miss Daisy...

gammerus · 2 years

He worked up that chain of command real good.

bbackues · 2 years

It's the hair, the whiter the hair the higher the rank.

Dark-Star · 2 years

Read that as Gordan Freeman at first...

enozten · 2 years

missing his awesome clint eastwood roles

Sconathon · 2 years

Robin Hood's Sidekick > a pimp

tacodog · 2 years

Easy Reader wasn't even mentioned. This flowchart is dead to me.

CaptainFantastic42 · 2 years

Where's Easy Reader?

yousuf1984 · 2 years

Haha nice! Just watched Invictus, loved it. Morgan Freeman always makes me want to be a better person, lol.

ihavemoments · 2 years

Is anyone else a little perturbed about how minor his African accent is in the movie where he plays Nelson Mandella? Granted I've only heard him in the trailers, but shouldn't his accent be pretty thick?

[deleted] · 2 years

pic related

DrJerkberg · 2 years

they forgot pulp fiction...

keithb · 2 years

This makes me pine for a better world where every major decision is actually made by Morgan Freeman.

Wonka_Vision · 2 years

The Free Man is well crafted by his experiences.

slapmesillyho · 2 years

Morgan Freeman has some awesome movies roles. I always enjoy him performing on screen.

[deleted] · 2 years

Do Samuel L. Jackson next!

h-dog · 2 years

Where's his position at Bruce Wayne industries from the Dark Knight? Better than all the military positions fo sho.

Thatbul · 2 years

I would have put South African President right under Judge.

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