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[–]BcrdNCola 255 points256 points ago

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Every time I see this on reddit, I feel like the comic should not have the last two frames. After the punchline, they just seem pointless and a waste of time.

[–]karnoculars 256 points257 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking. I'm going to wait six months, crop off the last two frames, and repost this to Reddit. It will be glorious.

[–]jrblast 112 points113 points ago

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Well, I'm gonna wait 5 months and 29 days, crop off the last two frames and repost it. That will be glorious, you'll just get flamed for double posting.

[–]karnoculars 34 points35 points ago

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You win this time, jrblast. You win this time.

[–]oatmealsnap 14 points15 points ago

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Well, I’m going to wait 6 months and 1 day, crop off the last two frames, and post it to Digg.

[–]jrblast 1 point2 points ago

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You have 6 points for that comment, but who the heck even saw that in a 7 month old topic?

[–]MassesOfTheOpiate 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/comyf/there_were_about_ten_prototypes_each_exactly_the/c0u33eg

Rubin0 waited 6 months and posted it today... Or 7 months, or something. So everyone was pointed back to this thread. In the past. We are time travelers.

[–]Nebu 10 points11 points ago

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  • Nebu: That's right. That's... that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody posts it in 5 months and 28 days. Then you're in trouble, huh?
  • jrblast: No! No, no, not 28! I said 29. Nobody's comin' up with 28. Who posts in 28 days? You won't even have time to do the photoshop, not even a mouse on a wheel.
  • Nebu: That... good point.
  • jrblast: 29's the key number here. Think about it. 29 days in February. 29 letters in the Turkish alphabet. 29, man, that's the number. 29 points in cribbage on a fine day, if you don't like cribbage, you are gay. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
  • Nebu: Why?
  • jrblast: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

[–]Rubin0 204 points205 points ago*

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[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

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I love it when we go back in time :)

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[–]OriginalStomper 11 points12 points ago

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No, you should advise yourself to short BP. That's how you make money from a stock's loss in value.

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[–]Gimli_The_Dwarf 11 points12 points ago

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Oh, and don't waste your money on going to see The Last Airbender. I'm sorry.

[–]corruptio 1 point2 points ago

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Except BP's Stock is actually rising...

[–]Mcdz 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, douche move man, douche move.

I would've done the same.

[–]Pickphlow 12 points13 points ago

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Could some creative people start giving us some alternate endings?

[–]xMadxScientistx 20 points21 points ago

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That'd make a cool subreddit.

[–]Nebu 5 points6 points ago

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[–]lolbacon 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Nebu 3 points4 points ago

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Wanna be co-moderator? I've make a joke-subreddit or two, but never tried doing a real one, so I have no idea what I'm doing here.

[–]lolbacon 3 points4 points ago

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Why not? I've got a bundle of them, but I'm not a mod of anyone else's.

[–]AlternateEnding 4 points5 points ago

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Oftentimes I would tell myself that I am delicious. I am delicious everywhere. There is no question that I am welcomed everywhere for my awesomeness, that my lip-staining goodness couldn't find a happy recipient on the globe.

Imagine my surprise

I burst in, expecting the orgy of flavor that has always followed, and yet....this time felt different. It ....tasted different...and yet, the same? I realize for a brief moment that this game of brick-smashing has already been played out in it's entirety, I've been here before, and yet...has this moment of ultimate sweetness not turned out differently this time?

This tastes of ....SOUR?

[–]ducttape36 16 points17 points ago

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IM FROM THE FUTURE AND YOU DID IT!

[–]dontnation 9 points10 points ago

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i thought they did that to keep people from scrolling to the end as a sort of bel-air defense.

[–]awol21 4 points5 points ago

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Talk about mixed emotions. After the excitement of the punchline it just nonchalantly carries on, ending as eerily as it started

[–]Anthropoid1 0 points1 point ago*

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I disagree. The denouement makes this an actual story instead of "merely" a joke that ends with the punchline. And for me, carrying on with the resolution as if nothing absurd had just happened makes it all the funnier.

EDIT: I guess you could call it deadpan humor.

[–]Ron_Santo 685 points686 points ago

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I feel like I just got Bel-aired

[–]jacobolus 421 points422 points ago

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[–]conundrumx 392 points393 points ago

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IS THIS OLD? CAN I LIKE THIS?

[–]jacobolus 223 points224 points ago*

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I considered getting all philosophical on everyone's ass.... I'd make some kind of deep sounding observation about how our witticisms and reactions – our cleverest quips and deepest sounding insights into the human condition – have actually all been said and thought before. Because when you get down to it, we're pretty predictable, and there are a hell of a lot of us, and seriously, how many unique thoughts can there be about each little thing. Some Chinese philosopher probably came up with whatever-it-is 15 centuries ago. So instead, our conversations and discussions are mostly about fulfilling some personal need, rather than adding anything to the world. We share what we think are insights, but ultimately it's little more than elevated gossip, duplicated and reduplicated, through generation after generation. Of course, there's a more optimistic reading, about the brotherhood of man and universalized empathy. I could have written about that, too.

I could probably come up with a decent lede, and a few punchy examples, and write several pages on the topic, and even do it well enough that passers-by might stop and reflect, and feel like they'd learned something. I could compare to George Santayana’s line about repeating the past.

Most importantly, it would forestall someone such as yourself immediately stopping by with the most obvious (mis)interpretation of my words, oddly slighted that I would link to a previous discussion. As if merely pointing out said discussion's existence and similarity to the current one implied some kind of elided judgment on my part. As if my suggestion that Ron_Santo isn't unique in his reaction somehow diminishes him.

But then I realized someone probably said all of that better, and I'm kind of lazy. So I didn't. Also, this is a discussion thread about the fucking kool-aid man.

[–]ddrt 142 points143 points ago

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TL;DR: Null.

[–]funkyb 7 points8 points ago

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You really, really just missed an excellent opportunity for a Bel-air.

[–]jacobolus 1 point2 points ago

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(that was part of the point :)

[–]shokist 24 points25 points ago*

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Vanity of vanities, saith Koheleth; vanity of vanities, all is vanity. 3 What profit hath man of all his labour wherein he laboureth under the sun? 4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh; and the earth abideth for ever. 5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he ariseth. 6 The wind goeth toward the south, and turneth about unto the north; it turneth about continually in its circuit, and the wind returneth again to its circuits. 7 All the rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full; unto the place whither the rivers go, thither they go again. 8 All things toil to weariness; man cannot utter it, the eye is not satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. 9 That which hath been is that which shall be, and that which hath been done is that which shall be done; and there is nothing new under the sun. 10 Is there a thing whereof it is said: 'See, this is new'?--it hath been already, in the ages which were before us. 11 There is no remembrance of them of former times; neither shall there be any remembrance of them of latter times that are to come.

(Ecclesiastes 1)

That is basically how I feel when I see reposts on reddit.

[–]Sunny_McJoyride 10 points11 points ago

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There is nothing new under the sun, but what about in a galaxy far far away?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Oh hey, a Star Wars reference. Yeah that's original.

[–]frickinamazing 8 points9 points ago

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Oh hey, a retort written in this format. Yeah that's original.

[–]master_baiter 1 point2 points ago

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Your mom writes retorts in that format.

[–]FlyingBishop 5 points6 points ago

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Actually it's a thread about drinking the kool-aid man, which is actually a good metaphor...

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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Cool story, bro.

[–]cooolstorybro 84 points85 points ago

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HEYY GUYS SORRY IM LATE, I HOPE I DIDNT MISS ANYTHI... OH FUCK ME

[–]YourParents 10 points11 points ago

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Hey! Language, mister.

[–]SkyWulf 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck off, dad.

[–]Element_22 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it Germany! How many times do we have to tell you stop making scat porn parodies of 80's shows!

[–]atfirstiwaslike 15 points16 points ago

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OH IS THIS A NOVELTY ACCOUNT THREAD NOW???

[–]GoodyMas 9 points10 points ago

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Now that you had some time to think it over, how do you feel about it now?

[–]HarryTruman 17 points18 points ago

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The buck stops here.

[–]zombiekiller 16 points17 points ago

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So do the zombies.

[–]jamin_brook 4 points5 points ago

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Cool story, Hansel.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I can carry a remote control under my man-boob

[–]DOGA 1 point2 points ago

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a few punchy examples

AHAHAHAHA.

[–]Recoil42 1 point2 points ago

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our cleverest quips and deepest sounding insights into the human condition – have actually all been said and thought before.

Amusingly, just like the one you just made.

[–]Byblosopher 1 point2 points ago

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Since a tree falling in an uninhabited forest makes no sound, the presence of an audience is at least as important as the abstract concept being communicated.

A 'similar' tale being told to very different people is not at all similar anymore. Each iteration has its own set of consequences, defining the initial event in a very unique way.

case in point: zorpscorp replying to same.

[–]wiggin50 7 points8 points ago

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Mundane point: The tree falling in the forest would still make sound waves. If you want a tree falling to make no sound put it in the vacuum of space

[–]Byblosopher 1 point2 points ago

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Pedantic point (mea culpa) - falling = gravity = two items attracting each other = definite end point to falling = collision = vibration = sound.

A tree falling will make sound. One in space will just, well, float.

[–]Wartz 9 points10 points ago

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A tree in orbit is falling continuously.

[–]Carmines_Revenge 1 point2 points ago

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You miss the point.

[–]violentacrez 1 point2 points ago

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You have just explained why posting the same link in different reddits is ok.

[–]Killcharisma 3 points4 points ago

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A problem I always find with this reply is that sound waves only equate to sound because our ears interact with the waves to give the sensation of sound. If we don't hear them then what makes them sound waves? They're just oscillations of pressure through a medium, abstract waves, not sound.

[–]dkbg 4 points5 points ago

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NOPE. ONLY MORONS AND HISTORIANS LIKE OLD STUFF.

[–]clicksnd 5 points6 points ago

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I read this as "Mormons and historians", except, you know, in all caps.

[–]bondagegirl 1 point2 points ago

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Them dumb, history loving Mormons.

[–]slkjfdhsd 8 points9 points ago

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i stoped complaining about reposts a while ago... what i now do instead, is to go straight to the originals and repost the top comments in the repost... reap me some karma. it dosent fail a single time.

[–]jerrygofixit 10 points11 points ago

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The original that that links to is so much easier to read.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Every post is a repost of a repost.

[–]tched 4 points5 points ago

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You did.

[–]djpnewton 23 points24 points ago

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for those who dont have kool aid ads in their region: http://images.google.co.nz/images?q=kool+aid+oh+yeah

[–]1000EnCarne 20 points21 points ago

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No ads, but we get family guy.

[–]steve_b 4 points5 points ago

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Ah. I was wondering how anyone under the age of 30 would get the joke. The Kool-Aid Man ads haven't been on TV since the 80s, have they?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I definitely remember them as late as 1999ish. But it wasn't for regular Koolaid, rather these things.

[–]lennort 1 point2 points ago

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Since you never had the ads, did you wonder WTF was going on in Family Guy? I remember thinking that family guy invented the "peanut butter jelly time" thing, only to find out they just used it from the internet.

[–]hopstar 1 point2 points ago

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I remember thinking that family guy invented the...

Whenever you find yourself thinking something like this, step back and remind yourself that that show didn't invent ANYTHING.

[–]lagartoflojo 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks... I really could not understand what happened at the end...

Now I realize there's nothing to understand =P

[–]trolle 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]deadcat 3 points4 points ago

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it actually makes sense now! thanks!

[–]postdarwin 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks so much for that! I thought I was going crazy. "What the hell is everyone talking about?!?"

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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This is completely ridiculous. Scientists don't wear ties at work.

[–]Koolaid_Man 73 points74 points ago

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OH YEAH!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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We were just talking about you!

[–]seanmharcailin 8 points9 points ago

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This would be awesome except that "caracpiece" should be spelled "carapace". That is now all I can think of.

[–]Lukerules 180 points181 points ago

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Good work for repeating an old post AND the same mistake of ruining the punchline.

[–][deleted] 190 points191 points ago

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I don't know. The punchline didn't ruin it for me - by the time I had gotten to the end after being completely confused as to what it's about, I still enjoyed it.

[–]wickedcold 10 points11 points ago

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I've been here for over two years and never saw it before. I also did not at all expect what happened.

[–]Seaborgium 79 points80 points ago

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I guess you could say that's one punchline

puts on glasses

...that punches back.

[–]xMadxScientistx 11 points12 points ago

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With fruit flavor.

[–]cdigioia 9 points10 points ago

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And now with new purple!

[–]NotMarkus 37 points38 points ago

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ohYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

[–]gregtron 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, are you selling Kool-aid or Slim Jims?

Because I'll have one of each.

[–]Eledh 42 points43 points ago

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It wasn't really ruined, if the punchline was "OH YEAHHHHHHHHH" then yeah, it would have been.

[–]xyroclast 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah, I thought it was more of an "Oh, yeah... this is completely insane".

[–]junkit33 0 points1 point ago

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No - it was ruined. Perhaps you needed to live through the 80's, but it is impossible for some people to hear "oh yeah" and not immediately think of the kool aid man.

[–]Prius 10 points11 points ago

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I don't think you could convey the punchline in the title, really. And it's not like he's going "OOHH YEAAHHH!" It's more like a, "Oh, yeah. Forgot about that."

[–]koolaidman 2 points3 points ago

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OH YEAH!

[–]ligyron 19 points20 points ago

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I'm so glad I didn't skip to the end (as I do with 99% of comics I see here), and actually got into it and read the entire thing (as I don't do with 99% of comics I see here)

[–]noupvotesplease 37 points38 points ago

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50% of your comment is redundant.

[–]lolbears 17 points18 points ago

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72% of all statistics are made...BANG!

Sorry, I almost didn't make it in time. I hate that guy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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His is in the other 28%, though, so I'm glad you took care of that guy before he said something dumb.

[–]Pardner 8 points9 points ago

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That's funny, the fox news poll I read said he was in the other 48%.

[–]rospaya 4 points5 points ago

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Aw fuck. I was getting into that.

[–]karnoculars 72 points73 points ago*

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Anger Chart

Mosquito bites ******

Pauly Shore ********************

Jar Jar Binks **************

Topher Grace as Venom *********************************

Punchlines in Submission Title ********************************************************

[–]DCMurphy 18 points19 points ago

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Jar Jar Binks was 50 times worse than Topher Grace as Venom, easily.

[–]ForsakenMantra 10 points11 points ago

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How could you possibly know that the massive end to this comic was the kool aid man? That was the last thing on my mind.

[–]KazooSymphony 5 points6 points ago

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i hate topher grace as venom much more

[–]grimboy 2 points3 points ago

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Why the two different types of stars?

[–]erisdiscordia 8 points9 points ago

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Probably the formatting algorithm is bolding some of them. It should be easy to check, but I can't be bothered, because I mean, bolded stars.

[–]karnoculars 2 points3 points ago

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erisdiscordia is correct, I think it has something to do with the bold formatting. I tried several different ways to try create some sort of bar graph that looked decent, but failed miserably due to my lack of Reddit skills. In the end, "number of stars" seemed to be easiest. But I even failed at that. Sorry guys. =(

[–]Xixii 9 points10 points ago

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Holy shit, that was amazing. That was a surprise right until the very frame.

[–]arbitrarystring 50 points51 points ago

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Brilliant

[–]CANONinDEVIN 3 points4 points ago

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Experiments* not expiriments...

[–]Mitch_NZ 4 points5 points ago

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I don't get it. Do I have to live in America to get it?

[–]tempvariable 3 points4 points ago

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Yes. Your countrypeople should have been clever enough to invent a reddit and use it. Then you could enjoy your own culture. But now you have to live with American inside jokes bwahahaha :/

[–]flashman 40 points41 points ago

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A+ would read again

[–]inmatarian 134 points135 points ago

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You will. This is reddit, so you will many times again.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

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You will. This is reddit, so you will many times again.

[–]cup 23 points24 points ago

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You will. This is reddit, so you will many times again.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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Damn echo.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Damn echo.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Quack

[–]jarxg 2 points3 points ago

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...

[–]xMadxScientistx 4 points5 points ago

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Well, they've already canceled Dollhouse, so I don't see the point.

[–]Prius 1 point2 points ago

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Well, they've already canceled Dollhouse, so I don't see the point.

That damn echo is back! I remember hearing this one 8 years ago.

[–]nomdeweb 10 points11 points ago

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[–]jrblast 7 points8 points ago

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A- instead of comic, received bobcat. Would not buy again.

[–]SlyCurado 13 points14 points ago

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Amazing

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]quakank 6 points7 points ago

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Ok. I enjoyed that and all, but.... EXPIRIMENT?

[–]ScrubberDucky 3 points4 points ago

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Too retarded to see this coming, and therefore I lol'd. At the office. thumbsup

[–]noahwood 3 points4 points ago

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Wow...WOW! I was thinking how I really liked the writing and of how impressed I was that this writer took it upon himself to use his very limited (sorry, guy) artistic abilities to make his tale come life. I was really getting involved and empathizing with the character, even at the point where he killed the guy on the phone. I was thinking, great, this is going to be a story from the villian/monster's point of view. I can get excited about that!

And then that ending... My hats off to you; you had me hook, line, and sinker.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Glad it was a joke, because the science makes no sense.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Oh you son of a bitch.

I was raeging and planning out how to make the most succinct, violent, and face-destroying comment on all the bad science included in the comic...

Then I lol'ed at the fucking pitcher. Well done.

[–]aseclear 28 points29 points ago

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Worst title ever. :( I knew what was coming as soon as I saw him in the tank. Also there are no acids "in" DNA, DNA is an acid. Also...graa.

[–]Theditor 12 points13 points ago

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Well the sense of "Oh Yeah" made it seem more like a "I realized this after reading this" kind of thing

[–]chamois 5 points6 points ago

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be careful, your hindsight bias is showing

[–]aseclear 3 points4 points ago

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Not that it's worth much, but when I first saw "Oh, yeah" I immediately pictured the kool-aid man. Upon seeing the character in the glass chamber and reconciling this with the rather incongruent submission title (in the context of the first few frames of the comic), I was confident in the direction that the end would take.

[–]Owen_Wilsons_Nose 2 points3 points ago

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Better that than his epidermis showing. Now that would be embarrassing.

[–]madjollyroger 7 points8 points ago

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That is pretty damn WTF right there.

[–]jnicoler89 8 points9 points ago

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That was so intense there for a minute. Whew. Cracks me up that it ended with that. Great work!

[–]300zxkyle 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit you are the weirdest.

[–]hotsavoryaujus 2 points3 points ago

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Cuz, it's got electrolytes.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's what the plants crave.

[–]Diabolico 2 points3 points ago

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What the fuck is this shit?

[–]RepostsMakeMeCry 4 points5 points ago

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='(

[–]CasualDave 4 points5 points ago

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Too cool for school!

[–]selwonk 28 points29 points ago

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downvoted for punchline in title.

[–]meean 152 points153 points ago

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Punchline...ha...ha...!

[–]notahippie76 8 points9 points ago

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Repost that completely spoils the unexpected punchline.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You ask for a hamburger.

[–]sarcasticsteve 7 points8 points ago

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I give you a cat shaped piece of pie

[–]Arttherapist 3 points4 points ago

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Putting the punchline in the post title deserves a punch in the nuts.

[–]Koolaid_Man 1 point2 points ago

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OH YEAH!

[–]Rantingbeerjello 1 point2 points ago

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Source?

[–]enderpanda 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sandrc2002 1 point2 points ago

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I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–]Jegschemesch 1 point2 points ago

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Oh...yeah.

[–]stevexe 1 point2 points ago

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Such a disappointment.... but nevertheless, funny.

[–]ciano 1 point2 points ago

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One of the best things I have ever read.

[–]Mc9306 1 point2 points ago

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I wish this was a real thing instead of not...being...real. The story was actually good.

[–]asciipornstar 1 point2 points ago

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"Travesties" doesn't mean the same thing as "tragedies."

[–]zuluthrone 1 point2 points ago

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I'm upset that this is on the front page twice.

[–]Tekmo 1 point2 points ago

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Normally I don't mind if the punchline is in the title, but I am making an exception for this.

[–]MumCheese 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone here read a book called 'Meat' by Joseph D'lacey?

Verrrrrry similar...

[–]incestor_gadget 1 point2 points ago

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i jumped out of my seat, arms flung above my head... "WOOOOOOO!!!!"

[–]fotopaper 1 point2 points ago

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KoolAid Man is born!!!!!

[–]spec209 1 point2 points ago

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Eff you man, eff you!

[–]mikepunk 7 points8 points ago

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Dont put the FUCKING PUNCH LINE IN THE TITLE

[–]commentjudge 3 points4 points ago

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I don't know why this is getting downvoted. I figured it out based on the title, which kind of ruined the surprise for me.

[–]ricemilk 4 points5 points ago

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you said PUNCH!!! baahahahahaaaaa...!

[–]wildpeaches 4 points5 points ago

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Awesome :)

[–]Howangchi 1 point2 points ago

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this is either amazingly disturbing or disturbingly amazing. I can't figure out which.

[–]btits 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck.

[–]JediExile 2 points3 points ago

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Quite possibly, the best thing Reddit has had to offer me in the last 72 hours.

[–]Hypersapien 2 points3 points ago

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Are you promoting the comic, or condemning reddit?

[–]duatb89 1 point2 points ago

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Dear god, that was amazing. Thank you so much for posting this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't get it. What is everybody on about? I read a comic that was pretty interesting, but the end was disappointing. The protagonist says 'Oh yeah" near the end. Big deal.

Somebody please explain.

[–]lampiaio 2 points3 points ago

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Search "kool aid commercial" on YouTube.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ah thanks, makes sense now. We don't have this amazing cultural phenomenon in the UK.

[–]sxyfrg 1 point2 points ago

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OHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]lagasan 2 points3 points ago

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I like this, as it was unfamiliar to me. However, I wish you had titled it something else. "Oh, yea" instantly makes me think of that guy anyway, so it was easy to see coming.

[–]eclectro 1 point2 points ago

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Summary for the tl;dr crowd or WTF impaired.

SPOILER ALERT (haha like you'll understand it anyway!)

It's a play on the meme "don't drink the kool-aid." Which through this arcane reference this comic is made. Humanity destroys itself through a senseless war, and in the rubble finds a test tube of material that promises to sustain life and cure starvation. However it can only be made by injecting human embryos. These embryos are injected with this stuff, and they inadvertently become kool-aid man and escape the lab (after he can't be killed)- as kool-aid man did in all those seventy commercials.

[–]fuijin 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK, heading to the market right NOW for some of that red stuff

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I guess the ad worked.

[–]ricemilk 1 point2 points ago

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Every time I watch PopEye, I go to the store and buy spinach.... Coincidence? I think not!

[–]JoeTheG 1 point2 points ago

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Got it marked on my calendar to post this in 3 months. Instant karma. Nice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Goddamn, I saw the joke at the end coming the whole time because of your title.

[–]meatsack 1 point2 points ago

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Doctor played by Leslie Nielsen

[–]turvyc 1 point2 points ago

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This comic was so excellent I finally broke down and registered with reddit, just so I could testify.

This comic gets an all-caps AWESOME! (ACA)

[–]slkjfdhsd 1 point2 points ago

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i was hoping for the duffman to show up

[–]snorch 1 point2 points ago

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Completely different, but I like the concept of science fiction incorporated into webcomics. Lego Robot did one a while back that I really enjoyed. It's a 5-parter, so keep hitting 'next.' Link

[–]busted42 1 point2 points ago

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That was way too predictable.

[–]digs 1 point2 points ago

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Title totally give away the ending

[–]taniableh 0 points1 point ago

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did anyone else find this not funny, at all? Even though you get it?

[–]oldirtyrestaurant 0 points1 point ago

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Bastards!