If I had one hour to live...

sais · 2 years

When I was a TA I got all kinds of goofy feedback like this. It was a shame that the students decided to be funny and clever only on the evals and never in class. Some of the comments were so hilarious I saved them to show my friends. One of the weirder ones said something like, "I just wanted you to know I love getting high before your class because even if the class is boring it's still awesome. Let me know if you want to smoke with me." The evals were all anonymous so I didn't take him/her up on the offer.

Redpin · 2 years

I offer to donate my liver to this person.

tendonut · 2 years

I've got one of those too

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2502/4170343498_861c0f5546_b.jpg

I took a pic of it as I was entering surveys into a spreadsheet from the training session I (unofficially) taught.

NotKumar · 2 years

Constructive criticism at its best.

umm_wat · 2 years

Just filled out one o' these, pre-evaluation, half of the class agreed to write: "Great lecture, better 'stache"

The prof's got this fan-friggin'-tastic handlebar mustache.
Intimidation keeps us awake. Watching.

klobbermang · 2 years

I have a similar theory: If you are afraid of dying and want time to pass as slowly as possible, immerse yourself in awkward situations constantly, like walking into a conference room with a meeting going on where there's no one you know and ask if you are in the right place but it turns out you aren't. If you can pretty much do that 10 times a day, you will feel 80 by 27.

mikeboy81 · 2 years

My best friend in college wrote the following in the Comments section of the feedback form (they were all anonymous": Dr. Klassner is the worst teacher I've ever had, including my 3rd grade teacher who molested me.

I thought that was pretty damn funny, I had the same professor the next semester and he used that as an example of not-constructive criticism.

attomsk · 2 years

I used to write "More Ice cream" for each class assessment in college.

Karliament · 2 years

I'd drink 20% of a 5 hour energy drink.

sircrowbar · 2 years

In college, I had an CompSci professor that had the uncanny ability to make the most boring lectures ever. He was very knowledgeable and helpful on everything he talked about, but inside the classroom time slowed to a crawl. There he would stand at the podium, sipping from a coffee cup the size of God and there he would teach.

My friends and I did everything we could to prevent boredom from washing over us. One started making a yawn log, marking everytime someone in the class yawned. Another drew a progress bar on paper and filled it in as time progressed. I one-upped him and made the same thing in javascript during class. One just started having hallucinations during class. One of these involved our professor's head being a volcano and whenever he raised his hands the volcano exploded. I'm at least 90% certain he wasn't using drugs. I can only imagine it being even more awesome if he was.

tl;dr version: Boring Lectures make people hallucinate volcano eruptions.

ilostwaldo · 2 years

I'd set myself on fire, because you only get one chance to do something like that.

CrazySpaniard · 2 years

submitted 1 hour ago

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HaightnAshbury · 2 years

I'd go tell my ex-gf that I still love her, but now that I am about to die... it's okay to tell her this and hug her, because seeing as how it has taken 45 minutes to drive out to see her, I have only 15 minutes left to ruin her life.

After this, no more life-ruining would be possible on my part.

We would have the best 14 minutes of sex possible.

Then I would try to go die somewhere convenient... like a hole or something.

The end.

maxxpower5000 · 2 years

Damn, I just finished all my Course Evaluation Forms, could have used this line for at least three of my classes.

AnnArchist · 2 years

I'd spend it fishing and getting a blowjob.

sirin3 · 2 years

Here is a comment about eternity, i just read in a book:

Imagine a sphere of the size of Earth, and a small fly which lands on it for just a heartbeat every millions years.
Then, when the friction of this fly has destroyed the whole sphere, eternity has not even begon

Wolke · 2 years

We have a pretty famous math professor here who has an eyepatch and two peg legs because of some disease. On one of his evals, under weaknesses someone wrote "aim for the legs".

GuffinMopes · 2 years

I immediately thought that Dunbar would've loved that class

postertorn · 2 years

In high school, I told a teacher her class was boring, and she cried, in class.

I suspect that I was the last straw; 'cause, really, she should have punched me in the head.

callum_cglp · 2 years

I love the unbalanced scale - three positive and two negative responses. I'm assuming they don't teach marketing research at this school?

bmiddle30 · 2 years

i am definitely doing this on one of my evaluations this semester

jooes · 2 years

I filled one of those surveys out back in college and I didn't bother reading the instructions (honestly, who does?).

I thought that 5 stars was the best rating to give but I found out after I filled the whole thing out that 1 star was best and 5 was worst. That's the opposite of pretty much every other rating system ever, but hey, I'll go along with it.

So I asked the teacher for another sheet to fill out because I filled it out backwards. He jokingly said "Good thing you said that. I'd be reading this later and thinking, this student really hates me!" I chuckled because although he was joking, what he said was exactly how I felt.

danceswithsmurfs · 2 years

Obligatory: http://xkcd.com/505/. My favorite xkcd of all time.

OrsonCarte · 2 years

I work in rope matting, so I guess I'd use that last hour to tie up any loose ends.

ArmyofAncients · 2 years

Obviously you should just go to Narnia.

ayrsen · 2 years

Haha, I always write stupid shit on those teacher evaluation forms as well

hansk · 2 years

I just went through 3 of those classes.

sameolpimp · 2 years

if u can't read it http://i.imgur.com/NuZVN.jpg another pic that is bigger for some reason

fatmax · 2 years

Funny one. So is work life some days. I'm hopeful and still buying lottery tickets.

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klyther · 2 years

These evals seem ridiculously personal and not anonymous like they should be to get constructive feedback. No matter how mature people are you can never expect to get full feedback unless it is anonymous.

At my university the professor is required to leave the room while we fill them out, have delegated the TA or a student to collect them in a manila envelope and deliver it to the department's main location on campus. The forms are all scantron/bubble sheets with an area for writing comments on the back that won't ever be seen by the professor so they would never be able to recognize handwriting.

simianfarmer · 2 years

10 bucks says it was an anonymous feedback form.

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