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What NOT to do while a soon to be famous picture of the President is being taken. (timeswampland.files.wordpress.com)
submitted 2 years ago by PuyoDead
[–]PixelMagic 289 points290 points291 points 2 years ago
Seriously, no one has done this yet? I'll do it.
http://imgur.com/A3a5d.jpg
[–]leg3L 173 points174 points175 points 2 years ago
FTFY
[–]madmax_br5 101 points102 points103 points 2 years ago
It had to be done.
[–]Ser_Jorah 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago
all images should be corrected in this manner. eventually the internet will be nothing but busey. it will amuse me greatly.
[–]dionysian 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago
no it didn't!
[–]troymcdavis 58 points59 points60 points 2 years ago
I have altered the image. Pray I do not alter it any further.
[–]alexgmcm 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
The michelle-busey hybrid looks awesome.
[–]tom83 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
they shopped the black man white, but his hands are still brown.
[–]blufr0g 36 points37 points38 points 2 years ago
That is awesome. All that's missing is that guy's finger being a light saber too.
[–]dionysian 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
yes!
[–]TheDentite 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
Make him fight the star wars kid. I don't know how to work the computer very good or I'd do it myself.
[–]stumonji 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago
goodly. It's an adverb man:
I don't know how to work the computer very goodly
[–]oldcrow 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
Ahem...
[–]Neoncow 463 points464 points465 points 2 years ago
I see hands ready.
[–]Codaflow 72 points73 points74 points 2 years ago
I actually learned something from the internet today. Thanks Neoncow!
[–]Poddster 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
http://cryptome.info/usss-hands/pict4.jpg
looks like bush sliding down the pole.
"weee"
[–]corazon_de_melon 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago
Huh. I always thought the Secret Service agents just liked to rub their hands together menacingly for intimidation purposes.
[–]pastanoose 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
When I was a correctional officer we called that the 'interview position'.
[–]stutheidiot 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
With a finger in your nostril?
[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 2 years ago
No, with a lightsaber out to defend yourself.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago
Yeah, that's actually really interesting. Thanks!
[–][deleted] 115 points116 points117 points 2 years ago
Ah reddit, the most interesting comment half a page down under drivel about obama being likable and some bullshit about bush and having a beer.
Thanks for your comment, it will make all future political pictures a lot more interesting to me.
[–]mrallen86 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago
Seriously, by the time I scrolled 3/4 of the way through that first thread I was desperately wishing I'd done one of these [-] .
[–]ihahp 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago*
When there's a shitty top comment, just click the [-] button next to it and they all just disappear. This means the "hands ready" comment the second comment on the page.
EDIT: shit you even mention the [-]. Haha, well, I'm in the habit of hitting it when I see something like 199 comments on it.
[–]Dr-No 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
It is best understood as a position of relaxed readiness. In the case of bodyguards it allows a ready position primed for action that is non-threatening to an uninitiated observer. It also signals an initiated observer that these individuals are adequately trained and ready for action.
Wow I feel like I just joined the latter category! Thanks.
[–]flukshun 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago*
smooth:
http://cryptome.info/usss-hands/pict28.jpg
not so smooth:
http://cryptome.info/usss-hands/pict6.jpg
[–]GhostsForBreakfast 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
The second one looks like there's a kid off-panel that the SS guy is about to strangle.
[–]radical_heartbeat 31 points32 points33 points 2 years ago
Or he looks like a robot powering down.
[–]bananapeel 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
John Connor apparently got away.
[–]bxblox 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago
I like the secret service "I'm ready to kill a man," stare.
[–]donwilson 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago
Holy shit: http://cryptome.info/usss-hands/pict83.jpg
[–]sirmuffinman 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
And his hands in his pockets. Useless.
[–]UnnamedPlayer 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
What you don't see is that he is holding a gun inside the pockets IN EACH HAND and it is specifically for n00bs who make wisecracks about his hands being in the pockets.
[–]Ser_Jorah 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
that guy is ready for some shit to go down. what is that like 14 weapons?
[–]scrumpydoo23 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
Thanks, I'm glad i learned something today. Reminds me of the old reddit.
[–]mutatron 143 points144 points145 points 2 years ago*
Holy crap! At standard size it looks like he might be just scratching his upper lip with this knuckle, but when you zoom in, that knuckle looks like it's already halfway to the brain!
Might not be that hard to Photoshop the guy out, but then it kind of makes the photo.
[–][deleted] 145 points146 points147 points 2 years ago*
here it is, enhanced with adobe photoshop® photo editing software, in desktop background size and without the nose picker, so you can like put it on your desktop without having a nosepicker on there too
[–]absurdlyobfuscated 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago
Looks gimped to me...
[–]orbitgum 28 points29 points30 points 2 years ago*
Well when I'm looking for the edit and I know where it was edited, yes. But if I had never seen the original picture, I would never notice the slightly jagged column in the background. I say A+!
[–]rsynnott 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
You know who else erased political opponents/nosepicking Politburo members from official photos? STALIN, that's who.
[–]caitlinwoodward 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
I would like one now with a Star Wars fight scene in the background. Thanks.
[–]thebigbradwolf 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
I believe you're looking for fark?
[–]antipoet 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago
You're right, Photoshop is the answer here.
[–]tempguest 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago
This needs more attention.
[–]blitz79 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Needs more Busey.
[–]photokeith 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
It looks to me like his finger is bent and he's just scratching his upper lip.
[–]Gravity13 186 points187 points188 points 2 years ago*
No way, that guy is definitely mining for a large, wet, rubbery nugget, the kind that tickles your nose with its tail as you pull it out.
[–]Isvara 64 points65 points66 points 2 years ago
I LOVE those!
[–]rabiddachshund 51 points52 points53 points 2 years ago
It feels like you're pulling out your brain.
[–]Isvara 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago
It's very satisfying.
[–]danstermeister 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
Yeah but they taste great. Oh shit did I just say that?
[–]junke_3 36 points37 points38 points 2 years ago
I call those "brain tentacles," partly because of the mini blast of cool fresh air that feels like it hits your brain when it comes out.
[–]turbocunt 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
the back draft caused from the suction... that's a great feeling.
[–]dclowd9901 88 points89 points90 points 2 years ago
Please write a book. Please.
[–]Rekzai 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago
I'm actually laughing extremely hard right now.
[–]Nix-7c0 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
If only there were a way to express this sentiment in some abbreviated fashion!
[–]jotux 41 points42 points43 points 2 years ago
LEHRN!
[–]keith_phillips 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
Magic nose goblin.
[–]ihavenomp 45 points46 points47 points 2 years ago
To me, it looks like he is trying to look casual while he uses his force powers to control the boy, who is clearly possessed. Barack, holding off the armed antagonists, is about to be betrayed by the boy, who appears to otherwise be a junior apprentice or a recovered hostage. The fighter on the left, laughing confidently, has dropped her guard as she is aware of what is about to take place. Michelle, noticing the boy's change of faith, is about to warn her husband. The "sh" formation of her lips indicates her attempt to call out to the one she refers to as "sugar". However, her entourage, having fortitude in Barack's abilities, are confidently telling her "let him handle it" and "he's got it under control", respectively.
What about the two behind Michelle? It appears as though the man has performed some sort of paralysis technique on her and looking elsewhere in a threatening, yet scared manner. It looks like he has been a fugitive for some time and his potential captor is not willing to put the hostage in harm's way.
The real question is, where is he now and what is his next move? Is he under cover to return to a life of normalcy or is that just a ploy for his covert operations?
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
I agree, I just think everyone is being picky.
[–]harryballsagna 57 points58 points59 points 2 years ago*
A dummy version for those like myself who couldn't catch it immediately.
[–][deleted] 99 points100 points101 points 2 years ago
So what if it was a pick? Are we not human? If we pick do we not bleed?
[–]P-Dub 92 points93 points94 points 2 years ago
Is a man not entitled to the jewels of his nose?
[–]Cherry5oda 72 points73 points74 points 2 years ago
"No," says the man in Moscow, "they belong to everyone!"
[–]Creidhne 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago
"No," says the Vatican, "they belong to God!"
[–]nosepicker 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago*
I...rejected those answers. Instead, I picked something different. I picked the impossible. I picked...booger!
[–]LtSmash 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL
[–]gmorg 70 points71 points72 points 2 years ago
Hmm Michelle's looks like she 'aint having none of that.
[–]frankdozier 82 points83 points84 points 2 years ago
I'm sure she was shaking her head disapprovingly and probably thinking, "I married a nerd."
[–]adrianmonk 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago*
Well, they went to see Do the Right Thing on their first date. That's not exactly sci-fi or fantasy, but it's a pretty serious topic for a first date. It's the kind of thing that says, "Hey, I'm kinda cerebral sometimes. Are you?" I think she knew from the start that he was a nerd.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago
I mean, she went to HLS -- to study as hard as anyone does to get into HLS, she has to be somewhat of a nerd, too, just maybe not in the techie sense of the word.
[–]guyindia 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
I guess you are looking for the word "intellectual" here.
[–]FionaSarah 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
"But who gives a crap since he is the leader of the most powerful nation on Earth."
[–]dirtysnachez 26 points27 points28 points 2 years ago
China ?
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
No, Andorra.
[–]mindbleach 32 points33 points34 points 2 years ago
"That man and his goddamn Star Trek."
[–]auandi 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
WARS!!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
She seems like one of those disapproving sitcom wives, even though Obama is hardly a "Bumbling Husband" type
[–]ytknows 163 points164 points165 points 2 years ago
Fixed it. That was bugging me.
[–]seanconwell 51 points52 points53 points 2 years ago
Best part about this, kanye in the bushes.
[–]lightheat 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Or the guy with the viewmaster.
[–]mattsgotredhair 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
awesome, i think i like the guy with no head the best.
[–]YAOMTC 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
You've created a monstrosity...
I love it.
[–]shitkicker 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
You deserve more upvotes.
[–]arbitrarium 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
You are the best person in the world.
[–]sadz79 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
6 fingered Obama! That's gonna give me nightmares
[–]Lyrus 120 points121 points122 points 2 years ago
glad its in fucking 4600x3000 resolution
[–]Gravity13 88 points89 points90 points 2 years ago
Admit it. You zoomed in on the president's crotch. Didn't you?
[–]pandemik 150 points151 points152 points 2 years ago
nope.
but now I'm going to
[–]mustardhamsters 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago
I just did.
[–]OneSalientOversight 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
That tie is mesmerising.
[–]blufr0g 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
It's a shout out to his corporate sponsor Target
[–]feng_huang 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Wouldn't Target be a lousy sponsor for someone who gets assassination attempts and requires a large bureau of body guards?
[–]MattyH 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Target!
[–]corazon_de_melon 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
The black helicopters are on their way.
[–]lwrun 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago*
Can you find all thirty-seven secret service members?
Hard mode: How many ninjas are in this picture?
[–]dakboy 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
Thirty-seven!?
In a row?
I'm not even supposed to be here!
[–]wizlevard 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago
OK, ok - now that we've got past the nose picker, the goofy faces on the other characters, Michelle's dubious wardrobe choices, the hands-ready dude, James Brown's younger twin sister, and the mandatory Kanye 'shop (which was awesome, btw) - does anyone have context for this photo?
I guess I can figure out it was some kind of Chicago 2016 Olympic campaign promo session - but where'd the light sabre come from?
Would love some backstory on this.
EDIT: Oh, nm. I just followed the URL back up the chain and found the story: http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2009/09/16/1000-words-27/#more-16441
...along with a second (arguably even more awesome) photo: http://timeswampland.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bk-obama-20090916-7313.jpg
[–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points 2 years ago
had to do it...
[–]LieutenantClone 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
That is so awesome. You just need to darken up obama a bit, because it doesn't fit the lighting of the scene, and then this is desktop background material.
[–]dunkelzahn 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago*
Yeah I couldn't resist either
Though yours is far better!
[–]jojoko 44 points45 points46 points 2 years ago
i didn't even notice the nose picker until i read the comments!
[–]theantirobot 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago
Me neither. I thought they were looking at the woman masturbating.
[–]SurrealEstate 722 points723 points724 points 2 years ago
Politics aside, our president seems like a pretty likable guy.
[–]nzeeshan 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago
pretty likable? Our President is awesome!
[–]multirachael 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
Hell yeah! When he does stuff like this, it makes me love him a little bit. And I'll bet he could probably whoop Kim Jong Il's ass in a plastic lightsaber fight. (Not that that would be a fair fight in any way; Kim Jong Il would probably be like that Start Wars kid on a bad day, while Obama is likely as graceful and deadly as a swan made of razor blades.)
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
I think Obama is a pretty cool guy. eh uses lightsabers and doesn't afraid of anything.
[–][deleted] 2 years ago
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[–]pippy 474 points475 points476 points 2 years ago
Bush would be a great person to have a beer with. Not to run a country.
[–]beanso 536 points537 points538 points 2 years ago
He seemed pretty chill in Harold and Kumar.
[–]madmax_br5 82 points83 points84 points 2 years ago
Now that makes you a hippocritimasizer too then don't it? So shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed.
[–][deleted] 39 points40 points41 points 2 years ago
You boys didn't have that cockmeat sammich did'ya?
[–]drez 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago
Shit. It's Cheney. Come on, you guys. Keep quiet. Follow me.
[–][deleted] 226 points227 points228 points 2 years ago
Considering he swore off the drink, he'd be a really great guy to have a beer with, because hey, more beer for me.
[–]Narrator 66 points67 points68 points 2 years ago
He seemed pretty drunk at the Olympics.
http://gawker.com/5035885/bush-looking-drunk-at-the-olympics
[–]mkhaytman 94 points95 points96 points 2 years ago
I never had to click the link, the url alone convinced me.
[–][deleted] 197 points198 points199 points 2 years ago*
http://gawker.com/506882/mkhaytman-owes-cjfowr-money
I accept paypal
[–]Klowner 50 points51 points52 points 2 years ago
..wtf, I actually clicked it, I'm a dumbass
[–]Psythik 25 points26 points27 points 2 years ago
What's worse is that I read your comment but clicked it anyway.
[–]prider 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
What's worse is that I read, I clicked anyway, and come back to upvote you.
[–]mrallen86 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago
http://gawker.com/502759/these-arent-the-droids-ur-looking-for
This tactic may be useful to me in the future.
[–]zobier 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
Some admin is going to be scratching their head if they find that that in a log file.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
Though I would have needed to click the link to confirm if it said bush-looking-sober-and-lucid-at-the-olympics.
[–]redthirtytwo 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago*
... there's video of him at a party/reception chugging something
EDIT: it was taken after his sobriety started
[–]SteveAM1 30 points31 points32 points 2 years ago
Can we get back to the guy picking his nose?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
Looks like a scratch, not a pick.
[–]naikrovek 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago
he swore it off, but don't confuse that with actually stopping. from what I've read he started right back up (if he ever stopped) after 9/11.
[–]cinemafest 28 points29 points30 points 2 years ago
Its true. Oliver Stone said he heard from multiple sources during W. research that the "pretzel' incident was actually Bush getting wasted, blacking out, and slamming his head on a coffee table.
[–]rsynnott 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
No, I'm sure the pretzel thing was something much worse. Getting wasted is less embarrassing than choking on a pretzel, so the pretzel must be covering something really terribly embarrassing.
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago
Actually, it was kinda awkward.
[–]countingspoons 51 points52 points53 points 2 years ago
am I the only one who thinks that Obama would be far more pleasant company at the bar than Bush?
[–]jba68 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
I don't know I think Bush would raise some hell... I think he would be a better party animal...
[–]WhoaABlueCar 52 points53 points54 points 2 years ago
Bush would be the kinda guy that would get all shitfaced and make a crude comment to some chick at a dive bar which would ultimately lead to you exclaiming to her boyfriend and his friends, "Dude, dude he's drunk man he didn't mean it. He'll buy you a shot man, we're cool we're cool!"
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 2 years ago
"I'd like to shoot my cruise missile into her pentagon."
[–]horrorshow 55 points56 points57 points 2 years ago
poontagon
[–]drumber 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
"I'd like to double her entendre."
[–]danstermeister 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
"She could find my weapon of mass destruction anytime."
[–]stumonji 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
"I'd like to propagate my vast right-wing conspiracy on her face!"
[–]uosdwiS_r_jewoH 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago
I hate how he earned the title of "great guy to have a beer with." He's probably the last president I'd want to have a beer with, and way down the list of celebrities. I mean, does it really seem like it would be fun? I feel like he would be a pushy, cocky asshole who provokes other patrons and makes way-too-lewd comments to girls.
I mean, I don't think I dislike Bush more than the next guy, but I just can't understand how so many people think he'd be fun to get drunk with.
[–]Yangin-Atep 18 points19 points20 points 2 years ago
The whole "folksy" image was a complete fabrication.
The man was a multimillionaire before he became president, bought the ranch in Texas just prior to, and sold it immediately after.
Almost literally born with a silver spoon in his mouth a stone's throw from Washington, DC, attended two Ivy League schools, he had all the benefits of family connections and wealth, never had to work a day in his life, and even got out of serving in Vietnam.
He is about as disconnected from the average American as you can get.
People confuse "stupid" with "folksy".
His candid remarks caught on tape, to me, suggest a man with very little empathy or compassion, a thoroughly ugly personality. NOT someone I'd want to have a beer with no matter how many wood chopping photo ops he participated in before selling his ranch the moment he left office.
To this day it amazes me that this AWOL sniveling little shit was able to make not one, but two Purple Heart war vets look bad arguing ON THEIR MILITARY RECORDS, and somehow managed to keep the subject of his own military service (or complete lack thereof) absent from the dialogue.
And that this Harvard multimillionaire was able to convince people he was a folksy westerner.
I think Obama is far more down to Earth. He's a guy who gets pop culture references, is aware of the MTV VMAs, knows who Kayne West is (And I'm sure Bush didn't know who hell he was until West accused him of being a racist).
And I'm by no means an Obama apologist. He's already done some things I disagree with, but really, if I had to choose, I think I'd genuinely enjoy talking/hanging out with him, compared to Bush whom I couldn't stand to be in the same room with.
[–]maldio 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
Bush is the same as every other silver spoon, ivy league, chairman of the board, rich exec who does a patronizing "good ol' boy" routine to guile the masses into thinking he's a regular guy, just like them. I would find it awkward having a beer with a man pretending to have a good time, while you know he's counting the seconds until you get out of his face and go back to your hovel. You're half right though, he couldn't run a country.
[–]sheerheartattack 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
The thing about beer is that everyone is a great person to have a beer with. I mean, after you've had six or so.
[–]evaunit517 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
Not the asshole that pukes on you after his 5th beer.
[–]radical_heartbeat 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Exactly. Once you've made it to the sixth you know you're clear of the puking at 5 asshole.
[–]Gravity13 58 points59 points60 points 2 years ago*
He seems like the dopey conservative uncle that drives around in his over-sized pickup and took you fishing a few times when you were growing up, and handed you a beer when you were 16.
Pretty cool, but not without flaws.
I think that was how he was packaged by Karl Rove.
[–]calantus 23 points24 points25 points 2 years ago
thats pretty much everyone.
[–]kelmanza 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago
except you... you suck
[–]djsdotcom 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago
That's basically what Obama said in his last book: President Bush was a great guy when you're shooting the shit, talking about sports or your kids.
[–]b0jangles 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I can have a beer with a moron in any bar in America. I'd rather have a beer with Obama.
[–]brazilliandanny 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago
Ya I never got that "guy you can relate to" BS. I mean the guy is going to be the most powerful man in the world, why/how would Joe blow relate to him. Think about it. If you were going to have brain surgery who would you want to operate on you? A guy you could "relate to" or "have beers with" or a guy who's way above you head and maybe not into what your into because your a plumber and he's a brain surgeon.
[–]tgunter 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Of course, I personally can relate with Obama considerably more than I could ever relate to Bush, and I can imagine a lot of people here on Reddit can say the same.
I mean, we have a photo here of Obama posing with a toy lightsaber. The guy collects comic books. He's by far the geekiest President the US has ever had.
[–]Isvara 46 points47 points48 points 2 years ago
I keep hearing that. I disagree, and I can't help wondering if people repeat it just so they can feel like they're fair and unbiased towards the man.
[–]WinterAyars 16 points17 points18 points 2 years ago*
Excepting, you know, for the untreated alcoholism.
(Edit: Okay, no, i can't let this slide. Bush is a psychopath--probably not a very serious one, but he has trouble with empathy and such. He puts on a reasonable "folksy fun guy" facade, but that's all it is. He's a mean, brittle, jackass. You know that guy who's all smiles until some random person says something totally innocuous but which is taken negatively in some vague way and then he's instantly transformed into a monster? That's Bush.)
[–]warnerrr 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago*
Whether you like him or not, Bush seems like a fun guy, like he's the kinda guy you invite to the barbecue because you know he's gonna start the whiffle ball game, you know?
He's like whiffle ball Tony. Like "Yeah Whiffle ball Tony's here! It is SO on!"
And then one day, someone's like "We're gonna put Tony in charge of EVERYTHING."
And I'm like "We ARE? The burgers AND the potato salad? I dunno if that's such a good idea."
Because he's very competitive, he starts going to the neighbors lawn, challenging them to whiffle ball games, like "I heard you bitches wanna play whiffle ball!"
And they're like "We didn't say that!"
But he starts chucking hamburgers at them, and we're like "Tony! What are you doing man?!?"
And he's like "They were gonna chuck hamburgers at me!"
But then it turns out, they don't even have hamburgers, they have hot dogs, but they only throw them at each other, so it's cool.
But then people get upset, they're like "Maybe we shouldn't have gone with Whiffle Ball Tony, maybe we should've gone with Bookworm Steve but he's SO boring!"
And then one guy's like "What about Ralph? We could go with Ralph."
And we're like "SHUTUP RALPH! This is no time for joking!"
-edit-
Mike Birbiglia - Two Drink Mike
Track # 3 is whiffle ball tony.
Linked to the "author" of that, and to make it up to soloreddit who was obviously raped by non-citing white males in his youth, I have linked to a playlist of mine on grooveshark, so you can hear the entire thing and hopefully in listening to it you will appease the almighty soloreddit.
[–]drplump 12 points13 points14 points 2 years ago
If it wasn't for 9/11 GWB would be a lovable goof. You choked on a pretzel? OHH GEORGE!
[–]mindbleach 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
I'd like to think he'd also be a one-term lame duck, but considering even Clinton took a few military actions to distract people, Cheney and Rumsfeld might've wrangled us into Iraq regardless of circumstances.
[–]danstermeister 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I believe he would've been another Carter or Ford, but then 9/11 happened.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
Yeah... I hated Bush as president but honestly... he seems like exactly the type of guy you would want to go fishing with. He'd make a great uncle.
[–]orijing 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Yeah, he had Dick working for him.
[–]Gravity13 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
Well, you also need personality. You can't expect every women to fall for you just because of that.
[–]nimbusnacho 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
This picture looks like a modern day Last Supper.
[–]Thanksthatwasfun 38 points39 points40 points 2 years ago
That guy is picking his nose
[–]rbridson 29 points30 points31 points 2 years ago
Oh god, and that guy is waving around a kid's lightsabre.
[–]topherotica 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
And now with even more likability
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Shopped into a reasonable size for desktop background, also got rid of the nosin' around.
[–]darkgatherer 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
Ok who will be first to break out the photoshop and put Obama into all sorts of Star Wars and other scenes? Cool, cooler, coolest?
[–]brilliance 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I just searched out those pictures in Google. I still remember that day on Reddit. Good times. The one titled "Coolest-est-est" was actually Star Wars-themed, too.
[–]ionblue 171 points172 points173 points 2 years ago
I was bored and made this for you guys http://imgur.com/mkPYr.jpg
[–]adolfojp 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago*
This is the first kanye shop that I actually laughed at.
[–]Papshmire 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago*
Wait a minute....Mace Windu had a purple saber.
[–]lulzitsareddit 19 points20 points21 points 2 years ago
Looks like TF2 spy taunt
[–]dasstrooper 21 points22 points23 points 2 years ago
He's really on the red team
[–]mindbleach 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Red tie, blue shirt, blue weapon... how's the color scheme work for the VIP class?
[–]BeingFree 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
So that's what Joe Wilson was saying..."You spy!"
[–]lwrun 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
I am going to cut you like a Cornish game hen.
[–]eaturbrainz 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
[–]coleman57 10 points11 points12 points 2 years ago
oh good god, michelle, what are you wearing?
[–]FlamingPants 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
I hope I'm not too late
[–]senornono 7 points8 points9 points 2 years ago
where's gary busey?
[–]mybrainisfull 27 points28 points29 points 2 years ago
Right Here
[–]mattsgotredhair 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago
hahahaha
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 2 years ago
I'd pick him for president again!
[–]europorn 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
There was no pick. That's a scratch.
watch out obama, we all know what happened to the last black man who wielded a lightsaber...
[–]kish22 5 points6 points7 points 2 years ago
I know... lime top with turquoise cardigan... WHAT was she thinking, hello?!
[–]klobbermang 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago
I assume this you are referring to Mayor Daley, off to the side, quietly figuring out how to use mass corruption to his benefit at this very moment.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
Holy crap this is AWESOME
[–]tsup870 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago
his lightsaber is blue, that means he's a good guy
[–]monkeyman114 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Hey, $50 says the Smails kid picks his nose...
many reasons to upvote this:
Also, I wanted to make this: http://imgur.com/yDZYL.jpg
[–]violizard 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Upvoting for the 2 épée's on the grass. True dueling weapons..
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 2 years ago
Photoshop: Rage!
[–]twister6284 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago*
Me: WTF? I don't see anyone doing anything wrong. Is it Barack? Does he look like a dork? Nah. Is it the women and Michelle? Are they arguing? Nah. Is it the woman on the far left? Is she clueless for bringing an epee instead of a lightsaber? Nah. Is it the guy taking pictures with his phone? Are those the red clicking heels from the Wizard of Oz? Nah. Does anyone have their hands in their pants masturbating? Nope.
Me: [Continues searching the image.] ... Ohh, it's the guy picking his nose!
...
Me: Wait a minute... [My short-term manual muscle memory is trying to tell me something.] Wasn't I picking my nose for part of all this time?? While I was looking so hard for someone doing something wrong?? Doh!
Why is there not a Kanye shopped into that picture? I demand one.
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