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[–]AdamJaz 98 points99 points ago

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Reminds me of this. It was posted to the site a while ago.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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+1 for cartoonish, innocent dog.

[–]liatach 28 points29 points ago

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I think it is supposed to be a donkey

[–]Scarker 18 points19 points ago*

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+1 for the fact that the lemon-made vehicle was GM-manufactured.

[–]lectrick 725 points726 points ago

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This is going to every republican I know.

[–]uwjames 497 points498 points ago

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Many will secretly enjoy it.

[–]Say_Something_Witty 296 points297 points ago

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[–]Scarker 152 points153 points ago*

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lemonparty.jpg

Not clicking that link.

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 303 points304 points ago

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It's safe.

[–]Scarker 184 points185 points ago*

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Yeah, that's what they said to me for Goatse.

[–]europorn 175 points176 points ago

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No really - it's safe.

[–]Scarker 124 points125 points ago*

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Only if you guys say so...

EDIT: oh

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 211 points212 points ago

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Edit: oh...MY GOD IT'S NOT SAFE

[–]Scarker 73 points74 points ago*

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I do regret clicking it.

[–]Mayor_of_monkeytown 11 points12 points ago

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It is safe, notice they are all using protection!!

[–]Tronaxious 12 points13 points ago

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How did you do that?

[–]kyyla 10 points11 points ago

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Says "europorn"

[–]rockhounding 88 points89 points ago

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I'm spreading on Twitter. ---

Impeach Barack Hussein Obama http://lemonparty.org. #tcot #bho #glennbeck #republican #youlie #teaparty #p2 #politics

It's pissed off a lot of indiecons.

@adult

[–]TCPIP 98 points99 points ago

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You know when you are old when you see #somename and you are annoyed that they didn't say what IRC network it's located. :/

Twitter my ass, I miss the good ol' days.

[–]condeh 9 points10 points ago

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yeah i re-read it looking for a server, while at the same time thinking "cool, all those IRC channels being promoted,it is still used" but it isn't, so im crying a bit now :'(

[–]TCPIP 11 points12 points ago*

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I'm afraid that era is lost. Only a few brave souls still haunt the husk of what was once the main social forum on the internet.

It's missed by many, me included.

[–]glengyron 27 points28 points ago

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Twitter is to IRC as Lil Jon is to James Joyce.

[–]notelse 3 points4 points ago

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awesome. a lot of people are hopping on the bandwagon.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9kbgo/lemontrollican_nice_work_reddit/

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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hahahaha nice

[–]kap77 21 points22 points ago

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Indeed it is not what you think it is.

[–]bmach 32 points33 points ago

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Quite so. kap77 is not providing you with a farce. In fact, said link is more of a humourous and literal approach to the term 'lemon party.' It induced quite the smirk upon my face, I must say.

[–]jamesman 51 points52 points ago

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Tra ha ha...smashing.

[–]dasnein 6 points7 points ago

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No its not. They aren't using condoms.

[–]jerrygofixit 22 points23 points ago

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It's just some lemons having a party! What did you expect?

[–]HenryAudubon 29 points30 points ago

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Old men having sex.

[–]rsynnott 3 points4 points ago

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Just wait til the lemons get back home to the bedroom. Or, er, fruitbowl.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You sick bastard!

[–]saisumimen 9 points10 points ago

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lemonparty.jpg is safe.... lemonparty.gif is the one you should watch out for!

[–]sharty 8 points9 points ago*

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Well, you know what they say. SFL

[–]shaggorama 109 points110 points ago

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Posted to craigslist.

[–]YourHumbleNarrator 40 points41 points ago

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You my friend are an American hero.

[–]rufusdog 23 points24 points ago

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shaggorama, I nominated your CL post for "Best of Craigslist". I believe this helps offset when people flag it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Done as well.

[–]rufusdog 20 points21 points ago*

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Great idea! I just posted it to the San Diego CL.

EDIT: added link

[–]emmagic 3 points4 points ago

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Heyyyy!! I'm a very liberal atheist who is also a San Diego native (La Jolla) as well as a redditor! We DO exist.

[–]gblackwell 5 points6 points ago*

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[–]laputaostia 12 points13 points ago

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It somehow made it to Portland's Clackamas County CL: http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/pol/1373043564.html

[–]MonumentMan 5 points6 points ago*

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i posted to nyc craigslist and i used bitly to track how many clicks i get!

here's my post

edit: 154 people took the bait!

[–]hopstar 4 points5 points ago

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i used bitly to track how many clicks i get!

Well, it's been 12 hours; how many suckers took the bait?

[–]JPOnion 3 points4 points ago

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Oh no, what have I done!?

Reno

[–]darkciti 4 points5 points ago

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[–]sleepymeme 10 points11 points ago*

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Great idea. You posted to DC, rufusdog got San Diego. I'm hitting Dallas: http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/rnr/1373012266.html

Edit: And Orange County - http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/rnr/1373042838.html

[–]DearBurt 134 points135 points ago*

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Every day, a handful of my extreme right-wing buddies send me anti-Obama e-mails/rants/links. Tomorrow ... I have fun.

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points ago

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Why do you have assholes for friends?

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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So he can stick it to 'em.

[–]stunt_penguin 17 points18 points ago

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Keep your friends close....

[–]UnnamedPlayer 43 points44 points ago

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And assholes closer.

[–]buddaslovehandles 23 points24 points ago

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How close do you have to keep your friends' assholes?

[–]Scarker 36 points37 points ago

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Okay, who's going to be the troll and post this on a Republican forum?

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago*

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My 1st try. Hopefully they bite. I had to post it as an encoded string rather than a link because they have a policy of not posting a link to an outside url unless you've "proven" yourself with 15 other post.

I even souped it up with smilies and "!!!"s to make it more "authentic". Oh and check out the username. I'm feeling mighty right wingy. Hallelujah!!!

http://www.usmessageboard.com/politics/88150-lol-amazing-obama-poster.html#post1514380

[–]aprilmaaay 11 points12 points ago

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"LemonParty.org is a troll website full of vile pictures.

You have been warned. What is seen cannon be unseen!"

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago*

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You have been banned for the following reason: spam

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

Fuck that didn't take long

[–]fingers 16 points17 points ago

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[–]skizmo 19 points20 points ago

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MY EYES !!!

[–]m-p-3 8 points9 points ago

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Web 0.1-Draft compliant..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago*

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Looking for a good place to start now \ o /

[–]fingers 6 points7 points ago

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[–]crocowhile 28 points29 points ago

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The Sarah Palin Fan page on Facebook may like this!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago*

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this is getting posted on facebook EDIT: this is getting posted around my university

[–]pap3rw8 10 points11 points ago

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I'm going to post this around my uni too. There are a bunch of posters for an extreme-right republican club around campus and I'll post this underneath those.

[–]bmach 55 points56 points ago

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As malicious as it sounds, I seriously hope 4chan does some sort of large scale trolling with this poster.

[–]TheGreatZarquon 21 points22 points ago

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I Guarantee It.

[–]FlyingBishop 9 points10 points ago

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4chan? I think Reddit is responsible for this one, for once. Which actually makes me a little worried as to the health of Reddit...

[–]bmach 8 points9 points ago

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No no, I didn't mean that I thought that 4chan was responsible for the creation of this image. But if you want a large scale attack on <insert potential for lulz here> then you get Anonymous on it.

[–]HenkPoley 7 points8 points ago

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Print them, and hand them out during republican protests, ask people to tape them onto their billboards.

[–]davidmt11 12 points13 points ago

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heres a list of all the republican donors, with their addresses. Lets get salt lake city first XD. http://fundrace.huffingtonpost.com/

[–]mancunian 104 points105 points ago

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That's terrrism.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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But in a good way

[–]ajrw 59 points60 points ago

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So it's freedom-fighting?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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My wife calls me a home terrorist. I like to think of myself as a home freedom fighter.

[–]monkkbfr 25 points26 points ago

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Brilliant! Sent this to my racist Republican aunt and can't wait to hear the screams.

[–]drtchock 120 points121 points ago

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team fortress 2 font!

[–]knifebucket 18 points19 points ago

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I heard the music in my head as soon as I saw it!

[–]evilpeter 19 points20 points ago

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I recognize it as spy vs spy font.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That font's a spah!!

[–]SledgeEater 13 points14 points ago

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Would you believe it's called TF2? Default folder for the font is c:\program files\steam\steamapps\username\team fortress 2\tf\resource

This particular version might be TF2 Build.

[–]Shmag 2 points3 points ago

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Seriously this is messed up. Leave TF2 out of politics. You're tainting it for me.

[–]hobopack 20 points21 points ago

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Does everyone else find lemonparty difficult to masturbate to?

[–][deleted] 128 points129 points ago

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Can we get a higher resolution? I'd like to print off quite a few of these. Perhaps in a monochrome version too?

[–]WTFRAWL[S] 187 points188 points ago

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Here you go: http://imgur.com/mDD15.png And a grayscale version: http://imgur.com/f5jTr.png

[–]a_troubling 47 points48 points ago

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Can I get a vector graphics?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Billboard size!

[–]tesseracter 25 points26 points ago

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here, just take a svg vector image, ehh?

[–]mrcorbtt 50 points51 points ago*

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If it was made in Photoshop (which it looks like) then the Obama image can be put into Illustrator and Live Trace will give you the same cut-out effect you want.

I'm a whore for scalability.

[–]Tekmo 26 points27 points ago

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Can I get a unicorn?

[–]tesseracter 10 points11 points ago

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[–]codazzo 7 points8 points ago*

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[–]Scarker 20 points21 points ago

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Can I get one with Jim Varney dancing on a piano in the background?

[–]HotKarlMarx 2 points3 points ago

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Can I get one with George Wendt eating beans?

[–]TheGrammarAnarchist 10 points11 points ago

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Can you make the lemonparty.com text larger? If its on a sign, it needs to be extremely visible.

[–]Shawnanigans 33 points34 points ago

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It needs to be subtle. Trolling is a art.

[–]TheGrammarAnarchist 13 points14 points ago*

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True, but if there was a picture of me holding this sign on the internet and lemonparty was obscured by jpg artifacts, I wouldn't want the rest of the sign to be legible.

[–]garg 20 points21 points ago

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Maybe this can help too: http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

[–]WTFRAWL[S] 39 points40 points ago

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Here is an even bigger image if you guys want: http://imgur.com/Inwwr.png

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[deleted]

[–]Scarker 16 points17 points ago

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Okay, someone needs to put this up somewhere public and then take a photo for proof.

[–]FlyingBishop 4 points5 points ago

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Someone needs to take it out as an ad in Time's Square. How much you figure that would cost for an hour?

How difficult you think it would be to hack for 15 minutes?

[–]Culero 43 points44 points ago*

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CTRL+P

[–]bdawg923 53 points54 points ago

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That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]77_65_65_64 21 points22 points ago

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Seriously...I haven't gone to that link since I first was duped into going about 6 months - 1 year ago, and it's still burned into my mind.

[–]Darth-Kolbold 21 points22 points ago

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I knew it was a trap when I first encountered it... but I'm curious.... so .... curious....

[–]Mr_A 31 points32 points ago

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I finally cracked and went there a week or so ago. Quite frankly, its overrated.

[–]jon_titor 40 points41 points ago

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Yeah, it's really the weakest of the shock sites.

[–]chuckieballs 24 points25 points ago

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But it's perfect for sending to Republicans because homophobes find it disturbing... or they fap to it.

[–]JEMisico 8 points9 points ago

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Is there a way to get www.saladandchips.com into this? Its a decent "shocker" (haha) and they can fap to it at the same time.

[–]Gravity13 13 points14 points ago*

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Am I the only one who remembers seeing this almost 10 years ago in the middle school computer lab (oh dear, the internet was so young), except back then it had an audio track that said in a cheesy voice, "HEY EVERYBODY, look at me, I'm looking at gay porn!"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

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Really? C'mon It's just 3 old guys fellating each other. It's not like one of them punctured their lower intestine with a glass jar or anything.

[–]77_65_65_64 2 points3 points ago

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They're old, fat and all guys...that's pretty much hell for me when it comes to thinking about sex.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points ago*

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LAWL

I have unlimited access to the campus press; mind if I print this out and put it up all over town? Especially church bulletin boards, things like that :-D

EDIT: spelling

[–]WTFRAWL[S] 107 points108 points ago

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I insist. ;)

[–]technofencer 49 points50 points ago

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Please take some pictures; you will be rewarded with infinite karma if you do.

[–]nickpick 35 points36 points ago

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Now we really are becoming 4chan. Not that it's a bad thing or anything. To our advantage though, Karma is quantifiable, LULZ aren't.

[–]johnpickens 18 points19 points ago

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1 lulz for you

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]lolnoodles 185 points186 points ago

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VOTE LEMON PARTY 2012! FOR FREEDOM, FOR COUNTRY, FOR THE LULZ!

[–]Scarker 361 points362 points ago*

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    Hate how Obama the Communist is spinning socialism?

        Get the real meat of the story with us on

                www.MeatSpin.com

[–]TheParanoidAndroid 139 points140 points ago*

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Obama is a socialist and trying to convert every one in America into Muslims! Want proof? Good Opinionated Americans Trying to Stop Evil can help.

Visit at goatse.ex.

[–]grimster 55 points56 points ago

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It's .cx, not .ex.

[–]MechaBlue 23 points24 points ago

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It used to be cx but some legal or regulatory stuff happened and it was taken down. Now it's just Gumby.

[–]saisumimen 21 points22 points ago

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The Christmas Islands got pissed.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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You don't mess with Santa!

[–]oreng 88 points89 points ago*

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In Obama's socialist paradise your daughter will be forced to share her last glass of milk with the daughter of a food-stamp-collecting, welfare-receiving crack-whore.

All the evidence you'll ever need is at 2 girls 1 cup.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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first time I finally got to see that GROSS...anyway that lady needs to eat more fiber!

[–]aji23 15 points16 points ago

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I am so shocked right now, all I can think is gandalf screaming "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"

[–]Naptosis 4 points5 points ago

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Illidan.

[–]darknecross 27 points28 points ago*

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Has anyone else ever left MeatSpin on in the background just for the music?

[–]el-bombero 29 points30 points ago

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...

no

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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...all day.

[–]zemo 37 points38 points ago*

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MeatSpin.com has a lot of potential in the realm of punking vegans.

Big Beef bribes our politicians and interferes with democracy in order to promote an industry of murder and torture to benefit a small number of wealthy individuals. See how they distort the truth at www.MeatSpin.com

[–]workroom 5 points6 points ago*

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I wish now that they've labeled themselves as teabaggers that they would be required to watch Pecker by John Waters.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sgnmarcus 13 points14 points ago

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OK, my first response was, WTF? Has reddit been taken over by freepers? Then I looked at the website... well played... well played...

[–]God_of_gaps 15 points16 points ago

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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Make sure the link works in AOL so the neocons can visit easily

[–]HolodeckJizzmopper 27 points28 points ago

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I printed this out in color and put it on the fridge in the kitchen here at the office.

I expect to be fired by the end of the day.

Will keep you posted.

[–]HolodeckJizzmopper 10 points11 points ago

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Our Republican, Bush-loving President saw it and took it down.

I'm still employed.

Back to work I guess.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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your username is magnificent

[–]lrn2trollharder 14 points15 points ago

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Oh, so this is like this? Hmm... had this picture for months now.

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[–]innocentbystander 24 points25 points ago

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Well, it's just not a Lemon party without old Dick.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Hearing about that line is what convinced me to give 30 Rock a try. I'm on the third season now.

[–]uwjames 44 points45 points ago

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LEMONROLL!

[–]Scarker 10 points11 points ago*

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     Obama's using the American people as a scapegoat for his socialist ways.

       Let's 'scape this together away from Obama Bin Laden on Goatse.cx!

[–]Pfmohr2 23 points24 points ago

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Soooo I work at an engineering firm and have free access to a color plotter... I'm not saying that I'm going to plot full-size versions of this and post around downtown Indianapolis, but I am going to plot full-size versions of this and post them around downtown Indianapolis.

[–]Facepuncher 10 points11 points ago*

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omg best trolling idea in a long time.

POSTING IT ON MY FACEBOOK.

[–]delien 10 points11 points ago

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Year long lurker, decided to log in just to give you one more upvote and a pat on the back. You sir, are awesome.

[–]mcocracy 16 points17 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Well done, sir.

[–]WhoaABlueCar 19 points20 points ago

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This is pure genius. I love you. I'll probably let you have sex with me... male or female. Thank you for this.

[–]SecretNegroArmy 6 points7 points ago

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The Secret Negro Army approves of your shenanigans.

[–]tabletop111 7 points8 points ago*

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Hi guys,

This is seriously an epic prank, abt as epic as the Glenn Beck murder case (which is still under investigation thanks to everyone). To help speed up the email chain, I made a blog at Obamasourlies.blogspot.comwith a link pointing to Lemonparty.org. Feel free to use it for your own means...

Lets save the Republic! Let ppl know the naked truth at Lemonparty.org! LOL

[–]WTFRAWL[S] 9 points10 points ago

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For those who want a spray for TF2 or whatever: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?gjmn4flxnxm

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[–]girlvinyl 6 points7 points ago

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Another slogan you might like is "Has Obama left you bitter?" Or "Bitter about Obama?"

This is awesome, would you consider letting me turn this into a tshirt?

[–]k3n 11 points12 points ago*

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Lovely new TF2 spray, thanks!

EDIT: I don't think the link at the bottom is legible :( Any chance for a revised version with a much more prominent URL? :)

[–]Xet 24 points25 points ago*

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If I was a lady I would totally want you to have my babies.

Edit: If you are a lady, wanna make some babies?

[–]binary_search_tree 3 points4 points ago*

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Let me see how townhall.com likes the picture...

EDIT: They didn't care for it too much.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Saint Louis Craigslist done and done. http://stlouis.craigslist.org/pol/1373329704.html

[–]TheAughtSpectrum 4 points5 points ago

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What does the Republican party have to do with le-OH MY GOD

[–]Omaromar 5 points6 points ago

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added to friends list cuz you must be a cool guy.

[–]nrcain 5 points6 points ago

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I am going to add this to a lot of university bulletin boards.

[–]brock_lee 43 points44 points ago

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I love you, man.

[–]mal_tez92 26 points27 points ago

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What is this website? www.lemonparty.org you say? I'll just check it o OH SHIT!!!

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points ago

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I love that they added a video since the last time I saw it.

[–]fraser11 95 points96 points ago

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you went more than once?

[–]fingers 49 points50 points ago

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I came more than once.

[–]kaden_sotek 16 points17 points ago

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I wouldn't have bothered looking had you not said this. Upvote for you.

[–]Phallus 9 points10 points ago*

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You

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Please describe the video so that I do not have to go look

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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Five old men are playing cards in a nursing home. One gets up and ask if they want to have a lemon party. They agree and a lemon that looks like the Kool aid man breaks into an old folks home. The old men get undressed and then it's implied that they have lots of sex without telling anyone else.

[–]rongenre 22 points23 points ago

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I wish i had a big box of upvotes.

[–]kru5h 11 points12 points ago

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Or a whole bag of 'em.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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How would you use them? Like take each one out individually and upvote? Or upvote the whole bag?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Can I suggest a different, more natural title?

"Don't let this Clunker take your Cash".

Then the "lemon" makes a bit more sense.

[–]eMigo 34 points35 points ago

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We are talking about the dumbest motherfuckers that ever lived, lemon will make total sense even if it makes no sense.

[–]skopp 4 points5 points ago

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I made an Obama poster and wanted to share it with you reddit

Thank you very much

Regards, Reddit

[–]dirtymoney 3 points4 points ago

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geraldo rivera?

[–]danman183 4 points5 points ago

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For those of you sharing this at work tomorrow, please please post the result here. Please.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you just became my favorite person in the world.

[–]dagot_123 3 points4 points ago

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yes just yes

[–]SDgoon 4 points5 points ago

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Looks like Geraldo Rivera.

[–]God_of_gaps 8 points9 points ago

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[–]chudd 2 points3 points ago

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Has anyone ever made or found a Gary Busey Lemon Party?

[–]whoisthedrizzle 4 points5 points ago

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This is so wrong, yet so right, on so many levels.

[–]dantetrifone 2 points3 points ago

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I am posting this to the republican party on facebook, and to the tea baggers.

[–]Charlie24601 4 points5 points ago

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Ok, I think this meme is stupid as hell, but holy crap this is so appropriate:

You win the internet.

[–]grandpawiggly 2 points3 points ago

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"Wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick." (context)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I checked out the URL on a highly moderated, far from anonymous university network. I was fully expecting a humorous anti-republican website.

Then, of course, I realized where I'd see the URL before.

Can anyone recommend any drugs or herbal remedies that will wipe my short term memory?

[–]plbogen 2 points3 points ago

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Given the tastes of the average GOP elected official, that site might be tame for them.

[–]charredremains 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one who can't see it?

[–]peanutboy 3 points4 points ago

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I'm peanutboy and I approve this message.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sending this to my parents, grandparents, in-laws and everyone on the next group email my former coworker forwards me from his church.

[–]YourHumbleNarrator 4 points5 points ago

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Finally, the naked truth!