How Twilight should have ended... [pic]

Fosnez · 3 years

Catch you fuckers at a bad time?

[deleted] · 3 years

needs GIF

gigaquack · 3 years

That's how it should have started...

cancerface · 3 years

Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill.

originalucifer · 3 years

ha, i would have watched it just for that ending.

geej · 3 years

cue Blade techno theme

captanonymous · 3 years

Twilight should've ended with a refund and an apology for creating a hyper-aggressive form of mental cancer.

dobaman · 3 years

If you watch Twilight with the sound off it is a endearing moral story about a young girl overcoming her personal hygiene problems.

[deleted] · 3 years

"It's open season on all suckheads."

phedre · 3 years

I preferred this crossover

SyrioForel · 3 years

I wonder if there are 18-35 year old women who get together on internet message boards and laugh about how stupid the movie "Transformers" is and wax philosophical about its impact on the minds of young boys.

Something to ponder.

Sophophilic · 3 years

There had better be a sequel now, "Blade: Twilight"

I think I would accept Blade switching up his style and not going for the quick kill this one time. Garlic tattoos with a silver needle.

snappyj · 3 years

I am assuming Twilight is some kind of vampire movie??

ChokingVictim · 3 years

The second I saw that picture, I simply thought "YES!"

Now I want to see Blade.

DarkBlueAnt · 3 years

It looks... so natural...

hypoxia · 3 years

maybe there should be an internet meme showing "Edward Cullen" dying in horrible ways.....

Mastrmind · 3 years

What is Twilight doing on my Reddit?! Answer me!

sighh · 3 years

I was offended by twilight because i am Romanian and Dracula originated there. And vampires arn't gay like that if they were to exist.

diadem · 3 years

I'm sorry, is that daylight? He's still alive? Does he not drink blood? Not have fangs? Not fear running water and crosses? Not sleep in a coffin or turn into a bat? Need to be invited in a home? Have an uncontrollable rage?

Please tell me the answer is yes to at least one of those (except the sunlight bit, of course).

christopheles · 3 years

Does anyone here actually know how the Twilight saga ends?

I know it's bad, vampires sparkle and werewolves get involved. I'm not reading it. I'm just curious.

[deleted] · 3 years

Anyone wanna edit in an IRS agent saving them?

[deleted] · 3 years

It'd probably just make him sparkle extra hard

eigen · 3 years

Honestly, the "vampires" in Twilight are hardly vampires. For one, none of the typical vampire weaknesses work against them and most importantly, they sparkle in the sunlight. Sparkle! Based on this, I would have to agree with Crispin Freeman that Twilight is actually about fairies.

huginn · 3 years

I had a little puppy love at first sight with a girl at Anime Boston who had on the shirt "And Buffy staked Edward Cullen. The End" T shirt.

Maxina if you're still out there. You were remembered as much as the shirt!

g1000 · 3 years

My ex-girlfriend didn't want to watch this movie with me because she didn't want to be "reminded of what a good relationship should be" :( We don't go out anymore.

[deleted] · 3 years

You want a cool Vampire film, watch (or read) "Let the Right One In". Awsome film although it is Swedish so subtitled.

[deleted] · 3 years

Twilight is absurd because no man that has been alive for 100 years would think that the mind of a high school chick is remotely interesting or stimulating.

seddu · 3 years

Thats great.

Unturned1 · 3 years

Indeed.

[deleted] · 3 years

How Twilight should have begun.

BlazinEurasian · 3 years

Blade: There are worse things out there than vampires.

Dr. Karen Jenson: Like what?

Blade: Like me.

BlazinEurasian: Well, maybe not in this case.

userreddit · 3 years

http://moronail.net/img/1417_twilight_something_smells_like_fish

hdbyrne · 3 years

Twilight and Transformers aren't completely crap. Well, I'd like to give some credits to people who actually worked to create them but I just don't get where the HYPE came from. It's not like they are the GREATEST movies we've seen. Or maybe we just haven't seen any good movies for years that's why when these movies came out, we were all out for them.

AngryVegetable · 3 years

I laughed, so hard

XJXRXVX · 3 years

How Twilight should have ended: "And every character in this literary massacre was mercilessly slaughtered by the wrath of the gods. The end."

knickfan5745 · 3 years

Ahh I was hoping it was just a slow loading .gif. :(

millz420 · 3 years

No, Twilight should have never started.

ladamesansmerci · 3 years

Why are we still on Twilight?

iBalls · 3 years

Scud: So B-man, what do you think?

Blade: Sounds like a plan.

Whistler: What do you really think?

Blade: They're gonna fuck us the first chance they get.

professorder · 3 years

Scared Straight: Tax Evasion Edition with Wesley Snipes (played by Kenan Thompson)

subinf · 3 years

That is pretty funny. Never saw the movie but the fact that the doucebag star is on several magazine covers gives me enough info to stay the hell away

c4g · 3 years

2 tickets for Twilight please!

deuteros · 3 years

Wow, a lot of people on reddit have seen Twilight.

qtx · 3 years

Isn't Wesley Snipes in jail?

On April 24, 2008, Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for willful failure to file federal income tax returns under 26 U.S.C. § 7203. While defense lawyers urged leniency, prosecutors argued that Snipes should be made an example of because of his fame. Kahn was sentenced to ten years in prison, and Rosile was sentenced to four and half years in prison. As of April 2009, Snipes remains free on bail to work, even traveling internationally, while he appeals his conviction.

Well, I guess he should be

ARS_ · 3 years

Pic Related

PhuQ · 3 years

I do not see how so many hate this vampire series. how did you start watching it in the first place, the book sucked, i stopped halfway into the first book. You dumbasses did not seem to realize the gayness till after the second films and books? You are retards, stop bitching : )

[deleted] · 3 years

Why don't these people buy the Buffy DVDs? Same story, hotter looking people.

privatehuff · 3 years

My wife just said to me "there is no way that Blade would have killed Edward. Edward doesn't eat humans just like Blade. They would have bonded." hahahah

corevirus · 3 years

I didn't think reddit cared about a movie like this...

monkeiboi · 3 years

Hell I would even take Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing if it would mean this movie would die

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