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[–]mattshields 113 points114 points ago

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site under construction?

[–]transfuse 40 points41 points ago

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Needs more animated gifs.

[–]wjw75 8 points9 points ago

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And where is the hit counter? How am I to know how many people have visited this website?!

[–]ltx 15 points16 points ago

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Built in the Geocity?

[–]justhadto 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, no gif sign of a guy hitting a pile of 'something'.

[–]SpacePirate 0 points1 point ago

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Iiiit's Pudding!

[–]Scarker 5 points6 points ago*

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the <body> did not have a closing tag.

[–]captainhaddock 3 points4 points ago

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Held by domain squatters.

[–]MyMockingLaughter 0 points1 point ago

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OH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]altrego99 0 points1 point ago

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I suppose it could not be loaded off the Matrix environment.

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

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Yet another piece of evidence that we are all plugged into The Matrix.

[–]altrego99 28 points29 points ago

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Yes, I too saw this yesterday while coming home from office where the old school house used to be. And it had a strange flicker around it.

[–]PhilxBefore 25 points26 points ago

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And there were little birds tweeting in the trees.

[–]jon_titor 24 points25 points ago

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Yeah, I stumbled upon the same thing.

[–]cliquepop 26 points27 points ago

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I saw the sign from a distance, but I couldn't make sense of what it said until I got closer and reddit.

[–]krispykrackers 15 points16 points ago

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I saw the sign too, and thought about getting closer to read it, but I decided fark that.

[–]Banko 13 points14 points ago

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I think the sign is too closely linked in to the fence for it to be real; I suspect a 'shop.

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 16 points17 points ago

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I didn't see it too well, I had my face in a book.

[–]Scarker 10 points11 points ago*

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My space too was meta-filtered with ignorance to this as I was wired to my laptop. Interestingly, as I was eating an onion, I was thinking about how buildings should not be made with slate.

I then masturbated with my "joystiq" afterwards, and my neighbours crudely informed me that I was making sounds akin to "BOING! BOING!" in the duration of that.

[–]PhilxBefore 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of when Guns 'n Roses and Dorothy were playing with his gizmodo and her battery powered engadget.

[–]jmtroyka 7 points8 points ago

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I bet they made a forchan on that sign.

[–]cheeno 5 points6 points ago

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While they were digging around it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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really?

[–]vlance 143 points144 points ago*

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<Ich> I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood

<Ich> I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.

<Ich> and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.

<Ich> and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"

<Ich> and I actually laughed out loud

Courtesy of bash.org, of course.

[–]d3aj -1 points0 points ago

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Oh wow, so that's what "lol" stands for!

[–]Yst 9 points10 points ago

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The 400 class of return codes is for client errors.

I guess I've just never erroneously requested a building at a non-existent address.

Will have to try on the way home.

[–]jugalator 6 points7 points ago

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It's pretty funny, but IMO not 600 points funny.

[–]zues 4 points5 points ago

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[–]caldera 0 points1 point ago

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meh.

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[–]Dalatejc 2 points3 points ago

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Comments not found

[–]furlongxfortnight 1 point2 points ago

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Brilliant.

[–]havocist -4 points-3 points ago

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All I see is the minimum 404 html page. I don't get it.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago*

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[–]undacted 4 points5 points ago*

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That doesn't explain anything :(
Just that he did it on purpose.

[–]jeff303 16 points17 points ago

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Yep. So, you got it. Any other questions?

[–]undacted 16 points17 points ago

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What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[–]Mitchsubishi 14 points15 points ago

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African or European?

[–]bigpeters 2 points3 points ago

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50-65 km/h

[–]undacted 1 point2 points ago

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Fair enough.

[–]Chyndonax 2 points3 points ago

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It's funny because....

[–]undacted 8 points9 points ago

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... nobody expects the spanish inquisition?

[–]makkz -2 points-1 points ago

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You're sure he didn't just skip a page because /404 was already the 404 page?

[–]The_Game 10 points11 points ago*

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http://xkcd.com/935

People tend not to redirect to a 404.

[–]timewarp 7 points8 points ago

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Your post won't make sense on or after August 15th, 2011.

[–]tyzent 0 points1 point ago

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September?

[–]makkz 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, I see. Thanks.

[–]psid8 3 points4 points ago

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Always, hit refresh.

[–]IrrigatedPancake 3 points4 points ago

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Someone arrest that photographer. They are standing in a no standing zone.

[–]AtheismFTW 2 points3 points ago

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I don't see where it says that.

[–]PhilxBefore 9 points10 points ago

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It's right there... next to the 'gullible' sign.

[–]AtheismFTW 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, I think the guy just didn't know how to read spanish.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh crap. I clicked back to the photo to look for the sign.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I was driving down I-5 and saw a sign that said "Los Angeles - 404", and I thought... what the hell happened to LA??

--dunno who i stole this from

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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funny not found.

[–]facilis 6 points7 points ago

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I thought it was funny..

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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But now you don't?

[–]facilis 22 points23 points ago

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But now I think it's hilarious!

[–]Scarker 1 point2 points ago*

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meh 2

[–]drakarian 1 point2 points ago

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The Matrix is real!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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White-balance fail. But amusing :)

[–]Svift 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dmeehan 0 points1 point ago

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lol, brilliant

[–]elganyan 0 points1 point ago

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A typical sight in Madrid, actually.

[–]lookatthekiwi 0 points1 point ago

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the www is everywhere!

[–]thuanvietceo 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, ho ho

[–]AlbyWee 0 points1 point ago

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The blue screen of death is just behind it too.

[–]im-not-rick-moranis -1 points0 points ago*

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I'd hate to be from El Paso and needing to get through that fence.

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[–]FlySwat 7 points8 points ago

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42

[–]fullblownman -1 points0 points ago

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dEEP tHROAT sUCKS

[–]fixedepic -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, Circuit City

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[–]haywire 14 points15 points ago

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Define "play".

[–]PhilxBefore 4 points5 points ago

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Mope around inside a virtual world with an avatar. You can do this for free in real life too, but some people are too self-conscious.

[–]niconiconico 0 points1 point ago

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I don't use Second Life. Please explain.

[–]Sutibu 0 points1 point ago

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There are buildings. So a building failing to "rez" (be drawn) kinda sounds like a 404 error on a building.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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lol

[–]Sutibu 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot the pointing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well I guess we both look like fools now.