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[–]I922sParkCir 41 points42 points ago*

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I lived on a small island in Washington, US called Vashon and I would do this. In fact many people did this.

I moved to Orange County, Ca, US, and saw a truck with its lights on, and tried to open the door. My friend freaked out and didn't understand why I would take the risk just to help someone.

I miss generally nice people.

[–]initforthewaffles 47 points48 points ago*

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Well... to be fair... you'd have to be pretty god damn stupid to try and steal a car off a small island with no bridges.

[–]shakin 20 points21 points ago

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A thief might park it in a tree.

[–]Czo 1 point2 points ago

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It still depends on the local culture. My grandparents had their car stolen on one of the US Virgin Islands; sometimes the thief is just looking for a short joy-ride and ditches the car elsewhere, and other times the car is taken to a chop shop and parted out in a few hours.

[–]hennell 0 points1 point ago

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Or a fish!

[–]oddmanout 9 points10 points ago

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I'd never heard of Vashon, yet it came up twice today on Reddit.

[–]duklapragueawaykit 4 points5 points ago

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[–]siqtictorn 4 points5 points ago

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It's a sign.

[–]oddmanout 0 points1 point ago

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of what? the Vashons are planning some sort of invasion?

[–]siqtictorn 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Start your defensive preparations immediately, there's still time.

[–]TyPower 8 points9 points ago

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It's sad that in modern society we have become so alienated from ourselves and humanity itself, that "doing what needs to be done" in any given situation, whether it be shutting off a stranger's lights, helping a lost kid at the mall find it's mom, becomes 'suspect' and 'risky'.

Where the fuck did we go wrong?

[–]OopsIredditAgain 7 points8 points ago

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It's a natural result of living in overcrowded cities. Live in rural idylls and you will witness the random kindness of neighbours and strangers. You'd also have to partake in a lot of incest and cousin marriage. Swings and roundabouts really.

[–]rory096 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, because we should only get pissed at people if they actually steal the car; going inside it and fiddling with the controls in the dark shouldn't be considered suspicious at all. Stupid society.

[–]kryptobs2000 0 points1 point ago

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Well yes, it is stupid society because since no one cares anymore only criminals are the ones who tend to go into cars anymore, yet at the same time a criminal can just break into a car in broad daylight and no one would stop him most likely. The whole thing is backwards.

[–]caldera15 9 points10 points ago

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upmodded for Vashon, home of the bike tree, which I just discovered on reddit, today.

[–]bobcat 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sick of seeing that. only because no matter how many times I explain it, no one seems to understand any part of a tree trunk only get thicker, not taller. Imagine stacking cones, each a little taller. A pin stuck in the first one is not going to get any higher.

Someone stuck the bike right there and the tree grew around it.

[–]deserted 1 point2 points ago

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This looks like a cool place to live; would a commute to Redmond be terrible? It looks like it would, unfortunately, but I'm just basing that off google maps.

As a developer it is becoming less important to live close to work, but just important to live relatively close to work... most of my team remotes in except when we have meetings.

[–]baxterdog 0 points1 point ago

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Don't do it.

[–]baxterdog 2 points3 points ago

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I live here, I'm not saying don't give it a shot, but try visiting before you commit. Also, good luck on getting a home on Vashon. Very restrictive water rights. No new houses, unless you pick up a house with grandfather rights, your screwed.

[–]guitarromantic 1 point2 points ago

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How do you freak up?

[–]kryptobs2000 0 points1 point ago*

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Maybe if you're snowed down and the boredom would drive you to do it?

[–]I922sParkCir 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for pointing that out. I always triple check my posts, so the was unusual when I saw your reply.

[–]hatekillpuke 73 points74 points ago

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This reminds me of the couple times I found cell phones on campus back in school. I'd ask around the immediate vicinity, and when that didn't work, I'd flip through the contacts, and call either "mom" or "dad" and let them know where I was dropping off their child's phone at a lost and found. People act so thankful, it really makes me wonder how rare an act that sort of thing is, because I wouldn't think to do anything else.

[–]shakin 110 points111 points ago

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Once I found a lost cell phone near my house, so I called the "Home" number and they got angry that I was using their minutes.

Some people are douches.

[–]TheSnowLeper[S] 51 points52 points ago

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that's when you back over the phone with your car

[–]pHreaksYcle 23 points24 points ago

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. . .after dialing 911 with it.

[–]jaxler45 19 points20 points ago*

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I found an iPhone recently- an older one w/o GPS, and tried home, dad AND mom. After 48 hours with no response, I was starting to believe that is was my phone. After three days the dude finally calls me, after I returned to my own hometown and it just so happens that he is driving through. I meet him at a non-descript location (he rolls up in a 35,000 SUV, me on my bike) and hand him the goods, and he doesn't so much as thank me. That is douchey.

[–]eagleeye1 27 points28 points ago

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Well he had 35,000 SUVs, he had shit to do!

[–]jaxler45 3 points4 points ago

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No matter how hard I self-edit my comments, there is still gray area... dollars dude. U.S. dollars. Good eagle eye though...

[–]bobcat 6 points7 points ago

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$$$$$

[–]Scarker 2 points3 points ago

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I hope you didn't bring it back because honestly they don't deserve your act of kindness.

[–]judgej2 1 point2 points ago*

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I trust you put the phone in ebay after that?

[–]Nebu 0 points1 point ago

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This happened a while ago, so I don't remember all the details.

I found some girl's purse, so I try to find a wallet or something with some ID on it. I don't remember what it was that I found, but somehow it allowed me to figure out what her phone number was, so I called her, and she acted all freaked out and asked me if I was the police or something.

Anyway, we agreed to meet up somewhere so I could return her purse to her, but she showed up like half an hour late.

[–]OopsIredditAgain 17 points18 points ago

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I don't think it's especially rare, but I think it's common belief that it's rare so for most people it's a pleasant surprise. And this belief is positive as it makes the loser very grateful and the finder feel good at being thanked.

I once received my phone back from a couple of teens from the roughest part of town. They called my dad to let him know they found my phone. When I got it back, I thought they'd have used up all my minutes, subscribed me to porn SMSs and wiped their shit over the battery and SIM or something. Basically I prejudged the teens for being teens from a crap part of town. Of course they'd done nothing bad at all and I learnt a valuable lesson.

[–]bardak 3 points4 points ago

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And that is your sitcom pitch.

[–]jaysonbank 5 points6 points ago

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I would never do something like that, way too much shit can go wrong. If the wrong person sees you at the wrong moment they will assume you're a thief and then your shit out of luck - at best your entire afternoon will be wasted sorting the mess out. Yeah I've been reading F-My-Life too much.

This goes for lost kids as well - unless I'm with a group of people there's no fucking way I'm going anywhere near a parentless child, I'm not even going to look at them - for all I know they get lost, die, and I get the blame because I'm on CCTV as clearly looking at them and not helping! So if I see a kid on its own my first response is to start walking the other way, I'm not joking!

As for the car, not in a lifetime! Someone who forgot to turn their headlights off probably forgot to set their brake too, or their alarm will go off, or there's some obscure city ordinance that says "anyone caught trying a car door can be charged as a car thief" fuck that!

If I'm with people then I'll help, if not, I'll call the police or tell someone, but why the fuck should I risk my ass when society punishes anyone who takes initiative.

[–]hatekillpuke 1 point2 points ago

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Mang, I am sad for you. I understand what you're saying, that people can easily take things the wrong way, but when I see the chance to help someone out, I try and take it because it makes me feel like a better person, and that the world could be a little better place.

Perhaps that's a bit selfish, but whatever.

[–]jaysonbank 0 points1 point ago

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Let me give you a fable: Once there was a fierce and brave lion, he was the king of the whole jungle and feared nothing whatsoever. But one day, he was walking along a dense part of the jungle and he stepped on a big sharp thorn. The thorn went into his paw and he was paralised with pain! He lay there all morning roaring in pain and licking his thorned paw, unable to pull it out. But his luck soon changed: just then, a little door mouse came scurrying through the jungle. The mouse saw the lion and realised he couldn't move because of the thorn in his paw. He thought to himself "Wouldn't it be good if I helped the lion?" so he walked up and pulled the thorn out with his teeth! The lion jumped in the air with surprise, and suddenly, realising the thorn was free from his paw, he decided he was hungry and ate the mouse.

[–]syuk 0 points1 point ago

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what is f-my-life?

[–]jaysonbank 1 point2 points ago

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Ask and ye shall receive http://www.fmylife.com/

[–]bdfortin 4 points5 points ago

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It's like saying "thank you" to someone at a retail store or something. So many people are taken aback, but they don't realize that they don't have to be there.

[–]bardak 1 point2 points ago

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So many people are taken aback

Is this not a common thing? everyone I know says thank you to store clerks.

[–]bdfortin 0 points1 point ago

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My hometown is a small town, and it's pretty common to say thank you and have genuine smiles, but whenever I'm in bigger cities and I say it they react like it's the most unnatural thing in the world.

[–]rabidm -2 points-1 points ago*

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One time I didn't say thank you in some shop and she glared at me and wouldn't let me have my goods until I said thank you. It was like this.

[gives me my change]

Her:Thank You!

[i look up and acknowledge her]

As I start to grab for my bag she goes: NO, this is when you say THANK YOU.

Which was dumb as fuck because why do I have to say thank you as a response to thank you. I could've gone to Safeway and let her shitty little shop rot in bankruptcy. She should be glad She got anything at her ridiculous prices instead of being a bitch to the few costumers she has.

[–]viglen 0 points1 point ago

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Wouldn't it really have been difficult for you to Thank her ?

Yeah, it's not right for her to demand it of you, but it does sound like you were being a douche to her for the sake of being a douche and nothing more.

[–]judgej2 6 points7 points ago*

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It's human nature: let people give freely and they will give freely; force them and they will resent it. We aren't kids, and should not be treated as such. Sure, some people are rude, inconsiderate or may just have something else on their mind (a lot of us here are programmers, so we all know what that is like), but using some kind of passive-aggressive hold over them is not going to help.

Now, I have to pop down the corner shop this morning to pick up some toilet rolls that I paid for last night and forgot to pick up. Knowing that I smiled, said 'please' and 'thank you' will help, I'm sure. Karma will get its own way, so there is no need to push it.

[–]rabidm 2 points3 points ago

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Not really. I was just minding my own business when she stopped me and got all angry and condescending.

[–]viglen 2 points3 points ago

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She said thank you, normal decorum dictates that you reply in a similar manner. You weren't "minding your own business" you bought something from her, and she would have liked some appreciation.

I get the same whenever I open a door for someone and they just walk through, maybe its because I am this way and I expect others to have a normal sense of decency to acknowledge it at least.

[–]tmw1488 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah it sucks when people aren't polite, but if you're holding open doors, etc. just to have the satisfaction of hearing someone thank you then maybe you ought not do it at all.

[–]viglen 2 points3 points ago

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just to have the satisfaction of hearing someone thank you then maybe you ought not do it at all.

That is very true, and it is somewhat selfish of me. However, it is nice to be acknowledged at times which I think started the whole issue with the OP.

[–]tmw1488 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, the same goes for letting people in front of you on the road. Especially if they also failed to use their blinker. The least they could do is acknowledge your existence.

[–]judgej2 2 points3 points ago

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I do that with a raise on my left hand (RH drive) to say 'thanks' to people behind me. For some reason I automatically put my hand into the Vulcan "live long and prosper" shape and I'm sure it looks like I'm tossing them the bird.

[–]judgej2 1 point2 points ago

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I see, so autistics not welcome in her shop then. What a cow! ;-)

[–]heiferly 3 points4 points ago

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What does THAT have to do with anything?! An autistic person is incapable of replying to "thank you?" That's a pretty simple social interaction that any autistic person functioning independently in the world (i.e. buying something in a store by himself) probably has memorized by that point in his life. It is actually these scripted type of social interactions with which autistic individuals are LEAST prone to struggle.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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But that sex line is o so tempting

[–]Bonzidave 1 point2 points ago

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I had my phone stolen and then found out from the operators when I tried to block the phone that the thief had spent 2 hours on a sex line, I was shocked and slightly awed. The guy must of had good stamina.

[–]ManifestoConform 186 points187 points ago

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To bad I also left my keys in there.

[–]Detry 97 points98 points ago

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...and my baby.

[–]dougwastaken 92 points93 points ago

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...and a wild dingo.

[–]frankichiro 36 points37 points ago

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Nom nom nom...

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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A baby ate your dingo.

[–]sheeprevolution 30 points31 points ago

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UNEXPECTED TURN OF PHRASE!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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why did I read dildo? a wild dildo. weird.

[–]exbzurg 53 points54 points ago

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And my axe!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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And my bow!

[–]fishywoon 7 points8 points ago

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What do I do with these stupid arrows now?

[–]jmtroyka 1 point2 points ago

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Point at things?

[–]ArcticCelt 26 points27 points ago

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While I was doing brain surgery right in front of the car and the only reason I was able to see something was because of those lights.

[–]Nougat 3 points4 points ago

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Doctor! My brain hurts!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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It'll have to come out!

[–]cojo03 4 points5 points ago

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And thanks to him I'm now brain dead.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago

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and the other "o"

[–]interiot 15 points16 points ago*

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It's the same reason we don't use "beneficial viruses" to fix a security hole. The owner has to be in control of the presumed desired fix, because sometimes the fix is worse than the disease. Usually it's not, but only the owner can make that decision. They have more information than you, and they're the one who has ultimate responsibility if anything goes wrong.

[–]Peaker 3 points4 points ago

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This depends on a simplistic view that inaction is not a choice/an action.

If inaction will, on average, allow more harm on average than fixing everyone's computer, I'm still unconvinced that its not right to fix it anyway.

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[–]fishywoon 2 points3 points ago

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I so knew you were going to say that.

/predictable derivative reply

[–]vegasdoesvegas 2 points3 points ago

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[–]fishywoon 1 point2 points ago

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One month in office and a two-hour inaugural address. No one definitely expected that.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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Should be in the happy subreddit!

[–]donwilson 16 points17 points ago

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It'd only get 4-5 upvotes

[–]Klink-a-dink-dink 31 points32 points ago

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Only because there are 4-5 optimists on Reddit.

[–]shakin 45 points46 points ago

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I doubt it's that many.

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[–]Scarker 1 point2 points ago

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The good thing about today is that it's still the weekend!

[–]Mikle 0 points1 point ago

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Life... Don't talk to me about life!

[–]belandil 0 points1 point ago

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That's just OptimismBot

[–]bdelgado 86 points87 points ago*

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I've done this kind of thing before too. I would wake up at like 3am and walk around the homes in my neighborhood trying all the locks. If one was open, I'd walk in and gently let the people in bed know that their door was unlocked. Then I'd go back to bed, secure with the knowledge that I had done a good deed.

[–]Sangermaine 105 points106 points ago*

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They probably would have been more appreciative if you had worn clothes.

[–]bdelgado 45 points46 points ago*

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True enough. I often went naked because I didn't want them to fear me. Sort of like when you give a speech and imagine the audience without clothes. It's less intimidating if you show up nude.

[–]bdfortin 5 points6 points ago

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Just make sure you bring lube for the ones who enjoy the after-parties.

[–]BorisKafka 13 points14 points ago

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And chloroform for those who don't.

[–]Nougat 1 point2 points ago

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And a duffel bag to tuck them back to bed in.

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[–]bdfortin 1 point2 points ago

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Fanny pack?

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[–]bdfortin 2 points3 points ago

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Oh, so this is full-body lubing we're talking about? I didn't realize there would be oil wrestling.

[–]OopsIredditAgain 2 points3 points ago

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Yes but I'm sure he had an erection at the time (due to his smugness and self-satisfaction) and that's always a good ice-breaker when you turn up unannounced.

[–]judgej2 8 points9 points ago

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I hope you wore a black balaclava so you didn't scare them with your face when they woke.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I personally think it's a bad idea to enter someones car for obvious reasons.

Returning something like a wallet or a phone, no problem, but I wouldn't under any circumstances enter a strangers car to shut their lights off.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Turning someone's lights off, then locking car = positive

Turning lights off, leaving creepy note behind = creepy

[–]syuk 0 points1 point ago

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Richard Chase went around trying locks as well. He'd gently let the people know that their door was unlocked, but then he would eat them.

[–]kstein1110 22 points23 points ago

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I dropped my wallet outside my car the other day and someone left a note on my windshield saying they were turning it in at their department (at a college).

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago*

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That was my car. I left the lights on so that my half blind, disabled father could find the car after he came out of the store opposite of where I was going to be. I haven't seen him in 3 days. Thanks for saving my battery Will.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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I do this a lot but with bike lights. No need to lock anything afterwards.

[–]hatekillpuke 9 points10 points ago

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Yes. Do you also get a lot of dirty looks like people think you're going to steal them? I get that all the time.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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I usually try and do it while nobody is looking to avoid that, but if someone is looking I just make sure to touch as little of the light as possible and walk away without looking back. So far nobody has confronted me.

[–]zdiggler 18 points19 points ago

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Heh, I'm in New Hampshire and I don't remember when was the last time I locked my car door.

Just today my neighbor left his head lights on, i just open the door and turn the light off for him.

Once I ordered a few thing and UPS dropped off the package out of the cover from rain and t-stroms were coming. Somebody drove by saw them, he open my front door which is unlocked, put the packages in there and left a note on my notepad in kitchen.

a lot better people then stupid California that I wasted my 10+years

[–]viglen 4 points5 points ago

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Sounds like a fantastic place.

[–]followthesinner 2 points3 points ago

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to rob

[–]rayx 0 points1 point ago

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Your name commands me to go to New Hampshire.

[–]asaturn 15 points16 points ago

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I used to do this until one day a woman threatened to call the police on me even AFTER I explained that I was just trying to keep her battery from dying.

People are stupid.

[–]cojo03 7 points8 points ago

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Its sad that we live in a world where you can't do a good deed without looking like a criminal.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. But remember, what goes around comes around. Happens to me all the time, and usually when it's least expected.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I guess some women would rather have their battery die than stranger in their car.

[–]bobcat 2 points3 points ago

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Why did this make me think of a vibrator?

[–]freehunter 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't everything make you think of a vibrator?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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Now I'm locked out!

[–]trimalchio 5 points6 points ago

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Today I saw someone smash up a car while they pulled out of a parking spot. I got a sheet of paper and wrote down the info, including license plate number and my phone number and what happened. Later I saw the guys standing around their car and talked to them, and waited for the police to show up to make a statement.

The police hadn't shown 2 hours after he called so I left. The guys that got hit were really appreciative.

[–]BorisKafka 8 points9 points ago

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I found a pocketbook with around $1000 in it sitting on top of a payphone. No ID but several out of state checks written to her. She had endorsed them so I knew her name. I called one of the people from one of the checks and gave them a number for the woman to call me. The woman called a few hours later. Her car had broken down and while at the service station she had put her pocketbook on top of the pay phone. She and her dirtbag boyfriend came by my office to get the pocketbook. After they dug through it to see that all their cash was there they just turned around and walked out. No thanks, no good bye.

[–]cradle 2 points3 points ago

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well I like you more. You should set up a paypal or something. Or kill her boyfriend.

[–]kryptobs2000 1 point2 points ago

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That would at least call for a rude 'your welcome!' as they walk out.

[–]atlacatl 13 points14 points ago

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I like the first comment:

I remember as a small child seeing my dad do this in a grocery store parking lot. At first I was terrified that he'd be accosted for "breaking in" to another person's car. But he calmly closed the door and we continued on inside. I saw him do it a few other times over the years, and have now done it myself a few times. [Except that I stole the change in the glove compartment and once I took a drive out of town.]

Very cool...

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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...Or did he?

[–]Ryan0617 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah he could have made it up.

[–]nobahdi 7 points8 points ago

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The note was turned over to the owner by the police who found the car three states away.

[–]blkguyattheprty 19 points20 points ago

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while waiting with my three year old daughter in the car at a gas station a younger fellow pulled in with his music blaring. he promptly got out of his car and went inside leaving the music on for everyone to hear (thanks!). I got out of my car, opened his car door reached in and turned his stereo off. I saw him look at me through the gas stations glass store front, and gave him a glare back to let him know i know he saw me. he purchased his cheetos without incident.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Go get 'em grandpa.

[–]Scarker 3 points4 points ago

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You sound kind of creepy. Then again, he does too.

[–]LinuxFreeOrDie 24 points25 points ago

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He also cut the brakes

[–]charlatan 5 points6 points ago

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It's rude and perhaps shitty to mention that.

Maybe send a separate letter to the house.

[–]toastedzergling 5 points6 points ago

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I've done the same thing w/o leaving a note

[–]scottklarr 6 points7 points ago

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P.S. I relieved myself in your back seat.

[–]warmpita 1 point2 points ago*

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P.P.S. I relieved myself in your backseat!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Not again...

[–]warmpita 0 points1 point ago

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You struggled a lot less this time... just saying.

[–]OopsIredditAgain 0 points1 point ago

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...and I took a shit on your hood. You douchebag!

[–]deusdiabolus 3 points4 points ago

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How I would have written the note:

Hello, you left your lights on and your door unlocked. I turned off the lights and locked your doors for you. I hope that you are okay and have not either rushed off due to some emergency, or staggered away with low blood sugar. I also hope that you did not actually NEED to have your lights on and door unlocked so that you could make a hasty getaway from something. Maybe I should have left everything as it was, but I like cheating the universe out of accidents.

Have a pleasant evening. And maybe some tea.

[–]haesuse 0 points1 point ago

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win!

[–]seanc0llins 3 points4 points ago

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about an hour last night (this morning?) after i read this i went outside to have a cig and noticed my sister's light was on in her car. i hate my sister so normally i would've just left it and gotten many lulz when she couldn't start it the next day, but instead i turned it off.

[–]col381 2 points3 points ago*

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I remember one year I was at a ski resort. The car park was miles from the resort and I had to return to my car to get something I had left in there. After trekking to the car I discovered that the owner of the car parked next to me, had left his window open, apparently for some time as there was at least 4-5 inches of snow on the front seat. I closed the window and locked the door.

I never had any paper to leave a note explaining things, but it makes me chuckle even now what must have been going through the mind of the owner when he returned - locked car, closed windows, but somehow several inches of snow on the front seat. He's probably still confused about what the hell happened.

[–]freehunter 3 points4 points ago

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Or the snow melted from the residual heat in the car, and he wondered who pissed on his seats.

[–]scribbles 11 points12 points ago

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Random acts of kindness.

[–]illu45 7 points8 points ago

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My school used to have a RAK week (which is an oxymoron by itself), which I found funny because "rak" means cancer in Russian.

[–]Faustyna 6 points7 points ago

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Polish as well.

Maybe it's supposed to be extra random during the week? Like 3:24 in the morning, when you help wash your principle's car.

[–]illu45 0 points1 point ago

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Wash with egg yolks, maybe...

[–]byron 6 points7 points ago

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more like obligatory acts of kindness.

[–]orgadam 0 points1 point ago

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Followup comment.

[–]waffleninja 4 points5 points ago

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Isn't that still B&E? I would never do that because it seems likely to me that a person who would leave their lights and and door unlocked is someone who would sue or press charges.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 6 points7 points ago

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Actually, a lot of your rights go poof if you leave your shit unlocked. The police won't have much sympathy for you either. A woman got robbed not too far from where I live because she'd left her windows open and unlocked while she was away. The police basically said, "Lock your shit next time, where do you think you live?"

Unlocked + not home = please come in and take my shit

[–]waffleninja 6 points7 points ago

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legal fail. it is illegal to steal shit, locked or unlocked. the police there suck at being police. it is robbery, despite what the police said. if they didn't let her file a report and follow the normal procedures, she has grounds to sue the department.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago*

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It's not robbery, it's theft.

Robbery: Theft using violence

Theft: Dishonestly taking something that isn't yours

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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touche

[–]haesuse 1 point2 points ago

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this is completely dependent on the cop. as i posted somewhere in here, i had a cop ARREST the guy who turned my music off. this cop admonished the old fart who got in my car. see, a LOT of cops don't like the idea of some old fart thinking he IS the law. it makes them seem less powerful.

anyway, it's a bad idea.

[–]rabidm 1 point2 points ago

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He deserves to be behind bars.

[–]plato1123 4 points5 points ago*

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One time I came out of a department store around Christmas time and saw this dude walking across the parking lot... seemed like he was walking too slowly, and then I noticed he was pulling on door handles to try to find unlocked cars. I got in my car and followed his car for a few miles and then went back and reported his license plate # to store security.

[–]haesuse 3 points4 points ago*

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Never, EVER do this. I understand the intention is wonderful, I do. But, what the people who do this, OBVIOUSLY don't ever seem to think about is that some people intentionally leave their doors unlocked. If the key mechanism in the door is broken (not uncommon), the owner will leave the door unlocked, SO THEY CAN GET IN.

This exact thing that nice people do, someone did to my girlfriend a couple months ago. She ended up having to pay $80 for a locksmith to break into her car.

please, turn people's lights off. even write them a stupid letter talking about how good a person you are. but do NOT ever mess with peoples' locks.

uncalled for.

[–]kryptobs2000 0 points1 point ago*

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I completely agree. I wouldn't care if someone went in my vehicle and just sat there to get out of the rain or something as long as they don't break or steal anything. I'm sure I might be upset at first, but once I know their intentions I can't see caring, but I never lock my doors simply out of convenience.

Most people seriously worry about it way too much imo. I live in a city with a decent amount of crime (richmond va) and I've not once had anything happen. I leave both my apartment and my truck unlocked. If it gets stolen it gets stolen, it's a risk I take, but it's a risk I take, don't come along and lock my fucking car. I guess I wouldn't care most the time, but along the same lines as you said I'll often just leave my keys, wallet, and/or phone in the car. If someone came and locked it there's a good chance I'm gonna be locked out.

[–]jining 1 point2 points ago

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This "Will" character actually took the time to sit in the car and write this note out? Lol... odd, what if the cars owner walked up and found him inside writing a note? hahahaha....

[–]eileenk 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, then nobody would think that he was such a nice guy after all...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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yes, it does brighten my day, but i could have sworn as drunk as i am that i turned my lights off...

[–]Jinbuhuan 1 point2 points ago

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P.S. I also drove home, and parked it in front of my house. Come and get it if you can. P.P.S. You also left your keys in it. Thanks.

[–]Bamrz 1 point2 points ago

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I ride my motorcycle to work before dawn, it's still dark when I get there. One day I dropped my leather gloves and didn't notice. When I left work in the afternoon, they were sitting on my bike seat. Not only did someone pick them up instead of taking them, nobody else walked off with them!

[–]krod4 1 point2 points ago

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I once stumbled into a backyard about 50 meters from a pub to piss. it was cold (around -10 Celsius), and lots of snow. I found a girl passed out drunk on the ground, and starts waking her up, pretty dangerous lying on the ground in that temperature. she wakes up, tries to hit me and runs screaming away. I just got away as fast as I could, and I will never help a girl in distress again!

[–]salgat 3 points4 points ago

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I've seen this several times, and just decided that it's not worth preventing a drained battery for all the trouble I could get into. I hate to say it, but it is not intelligent to do this, no matter how good willed you are.

[–]TheSnowLeper[S] 2 points3 points ago

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sadly, you're probably right...

[–]privatehuff 2 points3 points ago

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will, is probably sad...

[–]bdelgado 0 points1 point ago*

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Will keep this advice in mind, thanks.

[–]Zentripetal 0 points1 point ago

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A lot of times the cars have an automatic shutoff after a minute. That's the excuse I use anyway...

[–]caldera15 1 point2 points ago*

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I also had sex and smoked pot while I had the time + place. One reason I left the window cracked. Don't worry, nobody can reach in and unlock. Your windows fogged up nicely. Thnx!

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago*

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I've waited around & jumped people's cars who had left their headlights on (draining the battery).

I found an unmailed letter once in a parking lot of a park I was metal detecting at the time. I had to open it to find whose it was (they didnt put a return address on the outside of the envelope)... I looked up the name in the phone book & called her to let her know I found the letter & asked if she wanted me to return it to her or mail it. It was a utility bill.

I've also returned a bunch of lost dogs to their owners over the years.... that I have run across at my work. That's why you always want to have a tag on your dog that at LEAST has your phone number or address on it. Finding a dog with no tag makes me very sad.

[–]haesuse 0 points1 point ago

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QUICK! SOMEONE! Get this man a COOKIE!

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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Chocolate chip please.

[–]sjf 0 points1 point ago

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You must have a lot of free time.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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sadly, yes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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imagine if owned caught him opening his cars dor tho

i dont think a note or an explanation would help him then

[–]stealth210 0 points1 point ago

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If he left his lights on, I would hope so. Don't see someone reasonable not factoring that in.

[–]PPSF 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, this is the feeling I've been having this whole night, even though every experience I've ever had tells me not to.

There are good people out there.

They are rare, so celebrate them.

[–]FuzzyLogick 0 points1 point ago

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Good people aren't "rare". IMO I see and experience more nice people everyday compared to the 3 or 4 people who cause trouble or are dickwads.

It is the conditioning from always hearing bad news and other input that highlights bad people.

[–]rabidm 1 point2 points ago

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I would've told them I stole something just so they could spend forever worrying about what it was.

[–]philipkd 0 points1 point ago

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Is this a post-secret?

[–]freehunter 0 points1 point ago

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No, post-secret is some emo bullshit "she'd be alive today if not for me".

[–]bronyraurstomp 0 points1 point ago

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This made MY day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I dunno, I think I prefer dishonest to sanctimonious.

[–]kittenbrutality 0 points1 point ago

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I've done this before at my last apartment complex. Left a nice note to the same caliber. For the week it brought me about 10 karma points.

[–]Dooley 0 points1 point ago

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p.s. i took the change in your ashtray.

[–]higgledy 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of a previous car I owned... a '92 Mazda 323. Hot car, yes. So, one day I go out to my car to find that someone had broken into it in the middle of the night. Was anything stolen? Was the car vandalized? Um well.... I had a lovely little hula man on the dashboard. Hula man was violent dissected and tossed onto the parking lot pavement. He shattered. Boo. But also, in the midst of the hula man carnage, the miscreants also managed to drink a few beers (while relaxing inside my vehicle) and leave a few more in my car for me to find. Oh, and I should mention the beer was unopened. Albeit that the beer had baked in the sun and was nice hot 100 deg. but still, free beer.

[–]kryptobs2000 0 points1 point ago

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I'm imagining, based on the description of the vandals though, that it was probably something like some Milwaukee's Best. I would get annoyed that I now have to throw that shit out.

[–]clesch 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I feel all fuzzy and warm inside after reading this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The fact that people think this a big deal that someone did a good deed for a fellow human is very sad.

[–]wildpeaches 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. At first I was thinking, "That's really cool that someone did that." And then I realized how rare it is to come across people who are genuinely nice and decent.

Sad.