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[–]swaggums 60 points61 points ago

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I get freaked out when people toss imaginary hadoukens at me. One day, that shit is going to work and I don't want to be a mere footnote in human evolution.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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Did you think you were going to be something more than a footnote in human evolution?

[–]liberdade 24 points25 points ago

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I aspire to be a mere footnote in human evolution.

[–]shenglong 12 points13 points ago

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footnote? we were lucky if we got to be page numbers.

bah, kids these days.

[–]jasonm23 8 points9 points ago

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I'm going for caveat.

[–]Tekmo 3 points4 points ago

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I would like to be on the errata page included with the book.

[–]neat_stuff 7 points8 points ago

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I'm working on being an intentionally blank page.

[–]atomicthumbs 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a bit of glue in the binding already.

[–]NMW 1 point2 points ago

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I aspire to the Acknowledgments section at the front of the book.

[–]ibisum 0 points1 point ago

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Onions!

[–]meigwilym 0 points1 point ago

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Luxury!

[–]luckdomain 0 points1 point ago

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Um, yeah. It's swaggums. I thought that was a given.

[–]optimism 2 points3 points ago

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If you died by a hadouken, you would be more famous than Einstein.

[–]ExogenBreach 0 points1 point ago

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You m-may not be, but you will be to my m-m-magnificence, insect.

[–]HeirToPendragon 206 points207 points ago

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I got Hadouken'd once.

I was working at a Hollywood Video and we had a GameCrazy next store. I got bored and walked over to their side to chat. The manager over there, saw me coming, and did a Hadouken.

He forgot that he had cables in his hands, so they went flying at me when he did it. They hit me in the crotch and I went down fast. When I looked up, the manager was standing there staring at his hands in disbelief that he actually Hadouken'd someone.

[–][deleted] 187 points188 points ago

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call me a cynic, but it sounds like he simply threw some cables at you.

[–]Scarker 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. I think he meant he got Air Hadouken'd. Actual bursts of energy did not come out.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points ago*

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Now that he has perfected the Hadouken, you must perfect the "Steel Balls". This will make you invulnerable to future attacks.

[–]ramunenke 6 points7 points ago*

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should have just crouch blocked. Gotta work on the defense game.

edit:I forgot that you can't really block hadoukens

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If you time it right you can do a shoryuken through it.

[–]weixiyen 14 points15 points ago

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you can cockblock it

[–]Shaper_pmp 10 points11 points ago*

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I think he already tried that, and it didn't work. <:-(

[–]shoombabi 7 points8 points ago

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Of course you can, it just causes chip damage. Which is obviously still negligible compared to ball damage.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Unless you do a parry at the right time.

[–]MrngNeom 44 points45 points ago

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I must be young. I thought it was the Kamehameha wave.

[–]Uiaccsk 74 points75 points ago

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No, that's only if he holds his hands in that position for 30 minutes before thrusting them forward.

[–]kalazar 64 points65 points ago*

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How many DBZ characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 minutes.

[–]cfabbro 117 points118 points ago*

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Only one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

ftfy

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[–]Sophophilic 2 points3 points ago

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CHOO.

Wait guys, let me start over.

[–]pineapples 4 points5 points ago*

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Am I the only one who hated waiting weeks' worth of eps just for them to fucking get it over with?

[–]thepicto 22 points23 points ago

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The trick to watching DBZ is to watch every tenth episode.

[–]stygyan 12 points13 points ago

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Now it seems it's going to change. The new Dragonball Kai will strip away all the filler episodes, to make it more like the manga.

It means we're no longing watching Goku learning to drive.

[–]HeirToPendragon 2 points3 points ago

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Dragonball Kai?

[–]ChoobaChabba 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Ronne 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who's actually excited about this? Or should I, a 25 year old male, ridicule this news and move on?

[–]stygyan 0 points1 point ago

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I just got awfully disappointed. The new opening is cool, but it's a bit of a lie; you see a whole new drawn battle between Goku and Vegeta and you'd expect the whole ordeal to be like that. And it turns out they didn't redraw anything. Aw.

[–]tandembandit -1 points0 points ago

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SPIIIIIIRRRRRRIIIIIIIIT BOMB!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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genki dama

[–]glittalogik 1 point2 points ago

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MIKURU BEAM!!!

[–]TheColonel 11 points12 points ago

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He forgot that he had cables in his hands

What??

[–]Hoobam 10 points11 points ago

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I think he means in the 80's rap era sense: giant gold chains. What the kids today call "bling."

[–]HeirToPendragon 8 points9 points ago*

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...cords?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cable

He was holding some AV cables

[–]pquiros 10 points11 points ago

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[–]harryballsagna 17 points18 points ago

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His Bluetooth has a straw!

[–]thepicto 3 points4 points ago

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It's for sipping whiskey at ball games.

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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I have a hat that does the same thing!

...no bluetooth though. :(

[–]plbogen 1 point2 points ago*

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[–]chancesarent 12 points13 points ago

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GET OVER HERE!

[–]BoonTobias 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone played mk armageddon? The old guy who has everyone's powers says "Get over here" really softly, really funny

[–]vote_up 0 points1 point ago*

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Hahaha you're right, he sounds so... peacefully...

Funny MK comment + MK related username = upvote.

[–]supermeerkat 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't see them leaving his hands and impacting into your groinal area? Did he have tunnel vision of something?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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In Chicago? Cause we have one on 95th street here. Dunno if Gamecrazy is attatched to Hollywood Videos everywhere tho.

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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I thought all game crazies were attached to hollywood videos?

At least they are in Texas and Tennessee...

[–]HeirToPendragon 0 points1 point ago

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They should be

[–]fuckingbitter 96 points97 points ago

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that baby has got to have the worst reflexes ever

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points ago

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He was slow-motion absorbing the hadoken.

[–]shenglong 39 points40 points ago*

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It was obviously a metsu-hadouken at the end of the round 3.

[–]hojomonkey 21 points22 points ago

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half an upmod for the reference, half an upmod for having a relevant username

[–]luckdomain 4 points5 points ago

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You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It always confused me that the arcade versions said Shen Long but the home versions said "You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance." Dragon punch makes more sense since sho=rising ryu=dragon ken=fist/attack/technique.

[–]shoombabi 2 points3 points ago*

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Shen Long was a mistranslation of Dragon Punch. I think it was translated through Chinese first, which is what caused the error.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That would make sense. My only problem with that is that Shenlong is a specific dragon as opposed to ryu which just means dragon.

[–]HeirToPendragon 26 points27 points ago*

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No, it just did enough damage to take him out. Thus the slow falling.

[–]brotherbear 8 points9 points ago

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Now I have the wail of defeat Chun-li screamed out every time she lost (followed by the floor thuds) in my head.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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fap fap fap

[–]SkiCaradhras 1 point2 points ago

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pew pew pew

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I can't remember it, so I'll just imagine the Wilhelm scream instead

[–]ungood 0 points1 point ago

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I heard that phrase for the first time last night... and now I've heard it twice in less than 24 hours. WTF.

[–]dmilor 5 points6 points ago

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That'll be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You better hope it is, otherwise it's the Truman Show phenomenon.

[–]HeirToPendragon 0 points1 point ago

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...that's a weird thing to get stuck in your head

[–]brotherbear 2 points3 points ago

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The price I pay for too many hours on Street Fighter Two on the Super Nintendo. I am also plagued with confused thoughts on the nature of E. Honda's skirt robe.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He's obviously Scottish and wearing a kilt.

[–]Gravity13 6 points7 points ago

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Isn't that what a Kamehameha is? A three episode long hadouken?

[–]Pointered 5 points6 points ago

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You just sound fucking bitter to me.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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It looks like the kid isn't responding the hadouken motion so much as what the dad says.

You'll note the kid and pops sitting there, with the kid looking down. The dad does the motion, holds it there, the kid continues to look at his hands, then the dad seems to say something or make a noise, and the kid's head rolls up and he falls over.

[–]benihana 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, it was just a slow Hadouken - he should have used fierce punch.

[–]BlazinEurasian 9 points10 points ago

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Baby needs to TRAIN HARDER!

[–]veritaba 4 points5 points ago*

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I would put him into many near-death experiences, and then send him off to King Kai.

[–]dangph 2 points3 points ago*

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He must train harder to become the greatest fighting baby in the world.

[–]weedwhacker 69 points70 points ago

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I want to try this too. How is babby formed?

[–]funks 40 points41 points ago

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↓↘→ P

[–]luckdomain 38 points39 points ago

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They must call you Hadouken 'cause you're down right fierce.

[–]whitelightbrown 2 points3 points ago

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This is fucking brilliant. I will definitely use this next time I do any shit talking.

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, and it seems like it can even be modified for other shit talking, by saying something is down right weak.

down right normal doesn't seem to have any real shit talking purposes though.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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↓↙← K

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points ago*

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Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, Select

OR

Down, Z, Up, X, A, Y, B, C

[–]aussiegolfer 100 points101 points ago

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Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, B, A, B, Y.

Nine month gestation period in the middle there somewhere.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Up, Down, Up, Down, Up, Down, wait approximately 9 months, B, A, B, Y

Fits perfectly.

[–]Scarker 4 points5 points ago

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Or for a premature ejaculator like me:

Down, 9 Months, B,A,B,Y

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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But you generally have to go up before you go down.

[–]Trunch 2 points3 points ago

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that select is extraneous, unless you wanted 2-player, but then it should have come before the start.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Usually the Start and Select are both optional.

[–]thepicto 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you Gamesmaster.

[–]Golgo13 2 points3 points ago

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Down, R, Up, L, Y, B

[–]fishbert 0 points1 point ago*

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isn't it Select, Start?

(or maybe I'm thinking Contra...)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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They need to do way instain mother.

[–]randomb0y -1 points0 points ago

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I feel truly sorry for your lots.

[–]prickneck 6 points7 points ago

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There are "baby tricks"?

[–]deuteros 9 points10 points ago*

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Until they start talking you tend to view your kids as quasi-pets. At least I did.

[–]neat_stuff 2 points3 points ago

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People train their dogs to do this kind of stuff, why not their kids, too?

[–]Philipp 1 point2 points ago

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People train their dogs to do this kind of stuff

YouTube or it didn't happen.

[–]jon_titor 0 points1 point ago

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I had a friend who's dog would roll over and play dead whenever you made your hand into a gun and said bang.

Sorry, no youtube possibility as the dog died a few years ago.

[–]prickneck 0 points1 point ago

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Eugh :/

[–]anaranjaded 30 points31 points ago

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they need to do way instain father who hadouken thier babby becuse these babby can't frigth back?

[–]iamlegend 28 points29 points ago

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that made way too much sense.

[–]CaspianX2 16 points17 points ago

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Bonus points if you name him Ken

[–]Uiaccsk 18 points19 points ago*

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This is part of an unspoken bond amongst all men

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

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I haven't clicked or looked at that link, but it would be a travesty if it was a link to anything other than Spaced.

edit: This clip explains it better.

[–]Uiaccsk 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you! That's the one I was looking for but I couldn't find it. I hope you don't mind if I edit my original comment to link to that clip.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Trick? He just killed that baby with the flying death lotus!

[–]BrotherSeamus 55 points56 points ago

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That's just a focused Chi attack -- all Asians can do this.

[–]bloodandcuts 44 points45 points ago*

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as an asian, i am deeply offended. i'm giving you stink eyes, if only you could see them through my squint.

*EDIT - why the downmod? i seriousry am asian. and every picture i'm in looks like the sun is at full blaze right in my eyes.

*EDIT2 - ohh man. i just noticed i said "seriousry" to sound funny, but it was the only "L" i changed. now you know i'm asian!

[–]veritaba 15 points16 points ago

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You must show us proof of your math prowess before we can accept that you are asian.

[–]bloodandcuts 2 points3 points ago

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LOL. I was going to add something about my mathematical abilities (addition, subtraction, etc.) but I thought three edits would have been too much.

how about how i now realize that i fell into a few of the asian stereotypes when i was a computer literacy and math tutor in college (without ANYONE asking me if i even knew how to turn on a computer or knowing that i only finished Calc 1 (i'm actually not that great at math)) while earning my BS in Biology? however, i'm not a doctor.

eyes

[–]shenglong 19 points20 points ago

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i seriousry am asian

oh leary?

[–]thedeevolution 6 points7 points ago

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Tune in, turn on, drop l's and replace them with r's.

[–]oalsaker 3 points4 points ago

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You need to do more swirling with your hands to do a chi-attack. Trust me on this, I saw it on chinese television.

[–]creaothceann 1 point2 points ago

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They can also do this.

[–]DOGA 1 point2 points ago

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As much as I hate stereotypes, this is true.

[–]badiozam 14 points15 points ago

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That was actually a Hadoken.

[–]Snoron 29 points30 points ago

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Totally a Kame-hame-ha.

[–]TheRiff 2 points3 points ago

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Oh man I just learned that one was made in reference/homage to the other. I'm shocked, for some reason.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Wait... what? Is it that a Hadoken is a homage to the Kamehameha or vice versa? Source?

[–]snarkyturtle 5 points6 points ago*

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It's an interesting proposition. It seems like Street Fighter was released around the time of Dragonball Z. I didn't watch Dragonball; but if the Kamehameha was in the anime, or more importantly the manga, then it's more likely that the hadouken was a homage to the kamehameha.

(edit: a quick wikipedia search for Hadouken acknowledges that fighting games generally emulate Dragonball Z but sadly there is no source.)

[–]relic2279 11 points12 points ago*

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Kamehameha was first. It was introduced in the 80's when the original Dragonball (not Z) first aired. Akira Toriyama's wife actually came up with the name.

Edit: The manga was introduced in 1984.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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I remember reading that but what a weird name to give it. I guess it makes some kind of sense because it's kame-senin's technique.

[–]wanderinggoat 0 points1 point ago

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street fighter (the original lame version) came out in 1987 it had a hadouken although very hard to do.

[–]psykotic 0 points1 point ago*

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Speaking of which, you could pretty much complete the game by standing still and repeatedly performing a Hadoken.

That game had horrible controls.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The (original) kamehameha had much more elaborate hand motions than just that.

[–]thunderkat 0 points1 point ago

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You forgetting the accompanying face motions ^ Good times...

[–]TheRiff 2 points3 points ago

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Hadouken is an homage to Kamehameha. Source was the wiki page for Hadouken and some other wiki page I can't remember or find, maybe because it was a different wiki.

[–]bloodandcuts 2 points3 points ago

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so is Kamehameha a tribute to the Hawaiian king? seriously is it? or does it mean something in japanese?

[–]thrakhath 6 points7 points ago

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Sorta, it would seem Toriyama thought up the name in reference to the Hawaiian King and his wife agreed that it was the kind of stupid name Roshi would give a move he developed

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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It has nothing to do with a Hawaiian king, where did you get that from? In DragonBall, Muten Roshi was the turtle (kame) hermit, it has something to do with turtles but I forget what ha-me means. (The last part, "ha" means wave or attack)

[–]bloodandcuts 1 point2 points ago*

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why the downmod for? i was just asking a question.

edit - though i do appreciate the insight.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't mean to downvote you. Reddit's playing some April fools crap and sometimes downvotes are upvotes and upvotes are downvotes.

Anyway, somebody said it is after the Hawaiian king so I'm probably wrong. I can't read Kanji though so I can't dispute it.

[–]t_man700 1 point2 points ago

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It literally translates to "turtle destruction wave".

[–]gemadouble 5 points6 points ago

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Pyro taunt!

[–]farox 2 points3 points ago

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Humma humma HA!

[–]EndymionAwake 1 point2 points ago

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Does that mean that the baby is most likely to grow up as a sniper? I mean, sure, other classes do get the hot end every now and then, but its mostly the sniper.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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The Hadouken multihits. The delay is actually the baby suffering a few thousand HP in damage.

[–]TheRiff 7 points8 points ago

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I actually taught my nephew to do this, but once he learned to walk (or fall down after a few steps, really) he always threw his hands in the air and took a few steps back before falling over. The act lent itself more to overdrawn cowboy shootouts more than DBZ/SF attacks at that point.

[–]deuteros 5 points6 points ago

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You need a girlfriend first.

[–]kopo27 10 points11 points ago

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My dad told me when I was little he came home from work and I was watching tv with my back toward him. He said he gave me the finger gun shoot and I coincidentally fell over on my side. I wish I remembered this awesomeness.

[–]diaf 12 points13 points ago

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He pretend shot you behind your back?- As in no one would have seen him do it?

I think that means he secretly wanted to kill you.

[–]kopo27 6 points7 points ago

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That's why I had to kill him myself once I turned 9.

[–]deuteros 1 point2 points ago

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Is that when you found out you were a Cylon?

[–]krasotkin 5 points6 points ago

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Well, clearly this baby is from Osaka... the place where people do this

[–]caldera15 0 points1 point ago*

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then the baby was doing it wrong. That hand motion was no gun. Best baby trick ever? pfft.

[–]scottklarr 0 points1 point ago

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haha! I love crazy Asian people. You do that in America and people will either pretend your not there or stop and give you a look of WTF are you on? 0_o

[–]krasotkin 2 points3 points ago

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also, they might shoot you for real.

[–]tmw1488 0 points1 point ago

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Or at the very least find some way to sue you or have you arrested.

[–]DOGA 0 points1 point ago

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We love you too.

[–]randomb0y 3 points4 points ago

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ARE YOU KEN?? ARE YOU KEN???

[–]haakon 1 point2 points ago

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WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY??

... No? Oh.

[–]sircrowbar 1 point2 points ago*

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According to Street Fighter IV's network battles, apparently everyone in the damn universe is Ken.

Don't make me break out Dan. You will cry. Oh how will you cry at the embarrassment.

[–]wiseduckling 3 points4 points ago

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Its Ando!

[–]CoolDragon 0 points1 point ago

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YATTA!

[–]meltman 12 points13 points ago

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hadouken!

[–]jimmick 1 point2 points ago

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Are you trying to tell us something?

I mean, sure, I read your comment and thought of street fighter, but that doesn't really accomplish much. I'm also confused as to what to reply to this comment, what are you contributing, and what are you looking for?

Is this a literal interpretation of 'comment', perhaps? We may never know, but sir, such a comment will never be adequate in stirring conversation.

[–]the_trout 2 points3 points ago

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It will be funnier when the kid is 32.

[–]Ek0nomik 1 point2 points ago

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Watching this video with the background music from "Turtle Eating Pigeon" was fantastic. Makes it even more cute.

[–]furlongxfortnight 1 point2 points ago

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You have to do it early, though. You can't teach an old baby new tricks.

[–]ramunenke 1 point2 points ago

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wait a minute, did the dad say "Boom, headshot"?

[–]CoolDragon 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's more like BOOM Take That!!

[–]gmcbay 1 point2 points ago

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Sooner or later this is going to escalate into a tragedy like this:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/730123/street_fighter_baby_kick_remix/

[–]whychromosome 2 points3 points ago

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↓→ ●

[–]btnheazy03 2 points3 points ago

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I'd rather teach my newborn kid to make me sandwiches.

[–]netcmd 1 point2 points ago

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Chi, it's a real hadouken:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nu99GRUUN6Y

[–]p3ngwin 1 point2 points ago*

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lol reminds me of the cat getting shot with a "handgun"

also, i just woke up and...WTF REDDIGG !?

lol, awesomely played. awesome.

[–]bgfinkel 0 points1 point ago

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time travel force field!

FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!

[–]organic 0 points1 point ago

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Rudd for accuracy.

[–]aar0nm 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to 'shop' some flames in this!

[–]xdata666 0 points1 point ago

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teach that kid how to parry instead

[–]AmbyR00 0 points1 point ago

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Been there, done that. ;)

[–]vnast 0 points1 point ago

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This best trick is right up their with eating and breathing

[–]Antiuniverse 0 points1 point ago

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Someone needs to photoshop this so the background turns into a bright, flashy, pulsing energy burst and the baby falls over in slow(er) motion.

[–]Boulderado 0 points1 point ago

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Weak.

[–]astern 0 points1 point ago

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Big deal, you can get goats to do that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

[–]minkm1870 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, and goats can eat soda cans too. I wouldn't want to see a baby try that.

DISCLAIMER: The goat took the can off me and appeared to be a pro at eating them.

[–]supermeerkat 0 points1 point ago

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Did the goat die shortly afterwards?

[–]minkm1870 0 points1 point ago

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He looked strangely contented then proceeded to eat part of my little sister's dress.

Some greek lady assured us that he ate aluminium cans all the time.

[–]growinglotus 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else look at this and see Reiki?