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[–]cargoboy45 131 points132 points ago

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I did NOT see that coming.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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That was fucking hilarious, I am still laughing because like you, I did not see that coming.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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It's out of a chan forum, /fig/, so I kinda had an idea.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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kirachan by the looks of it, which - in a move unusual for *chan sites - is NOT a cesspool of perverts and deviants with no sense of inner voice.

[–]DaveChild 10 points11 points ago*

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a cesspool of perverts and deviants

It's not on the internet?

[–]alaskamiller 3 points4 points ago

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You can only find it in the library.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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INTERNET IS PROPER NOUN!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[–]NadsatBrat 1 point2 points ago

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Apparently, neither did she.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's what she said.

[–]bewarethetreebadger 17 points18 points ago

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Brilliant! The funniest part is the look of the mom.

[–]TehSoM 2 points3 points ago

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"Well I certainly didn't teach her to do that ..."

[–]bewarethetreebadger 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man. Now I'm laughing again.

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[–]cwmonkey 101 points102 points ago

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One way or another, she purposely the whole thing.

[–]artman 23 points24 points ago

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Whoa, that didn't end well.

[–]dontgoatsemebro 23 points24 points ago

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Could've been worse.

[–]SpikeWolfwood 38 points39 points ago

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Ok. That's it. I'm quitting the internet.

[–]Thimble 15 points16 points ago

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i couldn't bring myself to click it...

[–]derwisch 15 points16 points ago

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Hovering the link was enough for me.

[–]mystery_guest 0 points1 point ago

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That's what she said! Oh ... wait. Nevermind.

[–]hotwingbias 1 point2 points ago

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I made it 9 seconds into that and had to quit. I will take your response as evidence that I chose wisely.

[–]SpikeWolfwood 0 points1 point ago

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I made it about forty seconds in... I stopped once he started pulling broken glass out and blood began flowing freely onto the floor. At that point I looked at the slider, realized that there was still two minutes left in the video and decided that I really didn't have to see the rest.

[–]SarcasticGuy 31 points32 points ago

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Thank GOD the mouse-over gave me enough of a clue as to destroy any curiosity to click on the link. Also, I love how such a link was given to us by Mr. dontgoatsemebro.

[–]beastrabban 23 points24 points ago

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HOLY SHIT NO

[–]jawknee530i 32 points33 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 10 points11 points ago

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Ok I've got a question... have you actually watched this? Or was it foisted upon you by someone else who wanted to gross you out?

BTW, no I'm not watching it.

Though I am tempted to set up a site similar to this one with an "OMG GRAPHIC!!!!" warning on it, only to have it pan to kittens snoring in a basket.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Like oralse.cx is or at least was?

[–]Recoil42 12 points13 points ago*

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OH MY GOD WHWAWEA... WHWHAHA..... WHAT THE...

There are not enough D:'s to describe what I just witnessed.

And I sat through 2girls and dickchop without even flinching.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Dick.... Chop? These words... they don't have meaning for me when put together.

[–]Recoil42 3 points4 points ago

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Also known as "BME Pain Olympics".

[–]prozacjack 9 points10 points ago

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Wow that uh... it delivers... that's all I can say.

[–]dwi 8 points9 points ago

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You are absolutely correct. I couldn't help myself watching and now I'm scarred for life. Thanks.

[–]clawoo 6 points7 points ago

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I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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The second to last panel is priceless.

[–]DarkSideofOZ 4 points5 points ago

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That's the 'Hmmmmmmm' panel

[–]kublakhan1816 3 points4 points ago*

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That's the universal language for "I'm going to eat a cookie" or "I'm about to stick something up my anus."

EDIT: Or vagina.

[–]kamillus 1 point2 points ago

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What universe are you from?

[–]kublakhan1816 2 points3 points ago

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hmmm

[–]helleborus 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think she stuck it up her anus.

[–]kublakhan1816 5 points6 points ago

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You're familiar with the anatomy of drawn characters?

[–]mike_sol 3 points4 points ago

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I am

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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It's almost as if young women are human with the same frailties and weaknesses in search of love as young men.

Almost.

[–]SpikeWolfwood 14 points15 points ago

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Was it a figurine from the new Twilight movie?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago*

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[–]unchow 4 points5 points ago

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It reminded me of Pygmalion riiiiiiight up until that last bit...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(mythology)

[–]cfabbro 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's the one! That was on the tip of my tongue, thank you for saving me from going crazy.

[–]i_am_my_father 3 points4 points ago

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What happens when someone falls in love with her creation? Jesus!

[–]TrishaMacmillan 6 points7 points ago

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No, that's what happens when someone falls in love with her Creator.

[–]kublakhan1816 4 points5 points ago

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Yep, I always just stick my penis in it.

[–]Borkz 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, rocky!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I am pissed because today I am working in the office and I cannot laugh anywhere near as loud as this warrants...

[–]jordanlund 1 point2 points ago

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It's like Zot! gone horribly, horribly wrong...

Zot! for those who don't know:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zot!

(Scott McCloud is the guy who did both "Understanding Comics" and the Google Chrome comic.)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, it's pretty much like that.

[–]mystery_guest 1 point2 points ago

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Mannequin 3?

[–]wellhell 1 point2 points ago

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is it run with batterys?

[–]njosnari 1 point2 points ago

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Mirror?

[–]thewaywardson 3 points4 points ago

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For some reason that Aladdin song: "A whole new world" was playing in my head whiles I was going through it and they were flying through the night sky. Then I saw the last frame... I think a different tune came to mind afterwards.

[–]Kijamon 1 point2 points ago

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Was anyone else humming aha-take on me?

Amazing video

[–]FISHBWOY09 1 point2 points ago

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superb stuff.... is now winging its way through the ether to mates across the globe....

[–]Ripzerskins 0 points1 point ago

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I lol'd

[–]storko 0 points1 point ago

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Great comic!

[–]gabrielbenjamin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, dear lord, Clone.Manga on reddit... Those are among the most horrible comics on the internets

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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Or well, they were. When he still updated regularly.

Edit: No, yeah, nevermind, their horribleness has aged rather well.

[–]runrunwootwoot 0 points1 point ago

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lol ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]drbold 0 points1 point ago

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Oedipus?

[–]xyroclast -1 points0 points ago

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LOL

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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The Fleshlight is born.

[–]unsubscribe -1 points0 points ago

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tldr