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Thats when it gets crazy (theinternetisterrible.com)
submitted 3 years ago by Raisins
[–]xenya 792 points793 points794 points 3 years ago
He should have shoved some mentos in there.
[–]youenjoymyself 216 points217 points218 points 3 years ago
"oh hey mom, we were just seeing what happens when you mix diet coke and mentos....in a vagina..."
[–]johnthedrunk 167 points168 points169 points 3 years ago
you would be surprised by the vagina's explosion retention
[–]zerokey 236 points237 points238 points 3 years ago
It's like a volgina! Or a vagcano!
[–][deleted] 110 points111 points112 points 3 years ago
Volgina hands down.
[–]dubyabinlyin 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago
Volginas get shitty mileage and they're always in the shop.
[–][deleted] 45 points46 points47 points 3 years ago
If you put an 'I' in it, I think 'vagicano' works pretty good too.
[–]DiarrheaMonkey 41 points42 points43 points 3 years ago
Isn't Volgina one of the bosses in Zelda 64?
[–]bmeckel 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago*
i'm voting for vagcano...it sort of rolls off the tongue
walks away saying, "vagggggcano...vagCANO...VAGcano"
[–]figpetus 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago
pronounced: vaj-cano
[–]thatguydr 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago*
We have now invented a new term for squirting. Well done, reddit.
Vagicano sounds so Italian and dirty. Volgina... is as DiarrheaMonkey said.
"So how was your date last night?"
"VAGICANO!"
[–]moskaudancer 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago
"Volvagia"
[–]miyuki 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago*
sounds italian...like "vaticano"
[–]fubuvsfitch 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
Vagcano is funnier.
[–]pantsoff 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Volgina pants down!
[–]mcarlint 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago*
Vulvasuvius
[–]dubyabinlyin 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
Mons Pubicano
[–]jugalator 36 points37 points38 points 3 years ago*
Damn, now I got curious. With rule 34 and all that, surely there's been someone who have tried this out and posted it on a *Tube site. Hmm.
[–]jugalator 50 points51 points52 points 3 years ago*
OK, I'm only 2 minutes into searching now, and I'm getting close! I'm in high spirits about this endeavour now!
[–]jugalator 111 points112 points113 points 3 years ago*
Alright, I'm done, but it was disappointing. :/ The mental image is definitely better.
[–]oreng 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago*
This kind of shit makes me suspect that there are more people on the internet than there are on earth - rule 34 couldn't be quite this valid (statistically speaking) otherwise.
[–]MarlonBain 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
It's like anything else on the internet. 15 people are responsible for 95% of the ridiculous porn.
[–]jib 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
I don't think your mom is quite fat enough to be called "15 people".
[–]Zentripetal 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago
omfg, I would have been happier with a rickroll. I can't believe you found that, lol.
[–]barkingllama 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago*
i was hoping for a rick roll... but alas, i was lied to. YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER LET ME DOWN YOU SOB
[–]nigy 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago
I love the internet.
[–]tehdanish 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
They did it wrong. She should have been doing a handstand, filled with diet coke and thheeenn the mentos. Amateurs.
[–]JackRawlinson 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago
Yeah! Like Cooterpaxi Or Crackatoa! He really shouldn't be Etna out!
[–]Bored 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago*
Rule 34 don't fail me now
Edit: ok it hasn't
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago*
NAIL GUN!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Enf02gDlOE&fmt=18
nsfw
[–]ThrasherC 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
"You should check out pornography."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i40LLZupng4&feature=related
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
I do the slow jerk to pornography...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&fmt=18
[–]ThrasherC 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
If you get bored with that, you could always just do a gallon of PCP...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7ApyeyneY&feature=related
[–]dafones 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
No idea who those guys are. But they are the awesome.
[–]sosondowah 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago
hahahah i can't stop laughing :)
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago*
And then she would yell in a big man's deep voice!! KRAKATOA!!!!!
[–]trimalchio 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
You've made that story so much better.
[–]keith_phillips 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago*
Reminded me of an old one... (NSFW)
http://www.tubearoo.com/articles/809/Poontos.html
[–]slaizer 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago*
I remember that being the first porn video (sort of) that I came across on the internets, when I was like 14. I didn't know if to fap or feel grossed out... so I did both.
[–][deleted] 3 years ago
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[–]cLFlaVA 42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago
where were you holding the tea?
[–]Barto246 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
out of your vagina?
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
i remember youtube user winekone making a similar joke
[–]jjjjjaa 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'll be back
[–]employeeno5 210 points211 points212 points 3 years ago*
It would be easy to discount this as a fabrication or at least a great exaggeration (which it may be), however experience (and the internet of course) teaches us that people are never more strange, crazy and/or creative than when it comes to sex.
Here's one example:
I was once with a girl who after having had fun in bed together a few times, reluctantly introduced me to her Cabbage Patch Kid doll Lawrence. This introduction was only after a lot of questioning about why I wasn't allowed to pick up the doll and why it always stayed in bed with her.
Turns out, when she was young she had first started experimenting with her own body using Lawrence's foot and now, to this day, she could only get-off by using Lawrence's foot as a sex toy.
Once it was determined that I thought this was totally awesome the three of us had some great times together. Man, she would go nuts for Lawrence. Huge, long, full-body, quivering, screaming orgasms. You can guess whose name she was yelling out.
It's hard for me to believe that this diet coke story actually happened. Then again, it's hard for me to believe that I would ever stand in awe and emasculated by the sexual prowess of a Cabbage Patch Kid.
[–]markitymark 63 points64 points65 points 3 years ago
Threesomes with a Cabbage Patch doll eh. Good times...
[–]sweddit 39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago*
I cant help noticing that both this cabbage patch anecdote and the submission prove the lack of judgement many men have when it comes to sex compared to women.
Many men could pass up unusual sexual fixations for a woman they like whereas many women would go for the door at the sound of 'I get off with my cabbage patch doll's foot'.
[–]employeeno5 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago*
Oh, ok, I get it now. When you said, "lack of judgment", you meant that we didn't the judge (critically speaking) the woman for liking something weird. At first I read it as meaning, men have poor judgment if they end up with a woman who has a strange kink.
Personally, I did in fact judge her; I judged her as extremely cool!
[–]FluidChameleon 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago
Wait. One girl fills herself with coke; another inserts a cabbage patch doll; and it's guys that have no inhibitions?
Huh?
[–]DrDystopia 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago
I was dreading a Bel-Air the whole time I was reading this. That meme has ruined the internet for me.
[–]Notmyrealname 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago
Memes have ruined the internet for me.
[–]jayssite 92 points93 points94 points 3 years ago
The WHOLE internet?!
[–]b3mus3d 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago
I bet I could ruin 100 internets
[–]shilkytouch 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
The Internet is Serious Business
[–]nanto 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
memes in MY internet? it's more likely than you think
[–]lyontamer 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago
My world just got a little bigger today.
[–]winnipegtommy 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
Is that the world in your pants, or are you...
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago
ALLOWED NOT ALOUD.
[–]employeeno5 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
D'oh! Don't worry. I do know better. I just have to type at a break-neck, word-dropping speed as I steal tiny, free moments at work.
[–]liquidpele 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago*
Do your tiny free moments add up to 5 hours like mine do? I work smarter, not harder ;)
[–]employeeno5 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Uhg. I'd love to see, in financial terms, the amount of productivity around the globe that is lost every year due to reddit alone.
Wait...
Does anybody here have the skills to actually calculate that to a reasonably degree of accuracy if some sort of survey were administered?
[–]liquidpele 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
Well, if you take into account the RIAA's proposed $2,500 a song for pirating, and each song is an average of 310 seconds, and the average redditor is online 2 hours a day for only weekdays (underestimating probably) and there are 250,000 redditors, I'd say that that comes to...
$3,774,193,548,387.10
[–]runamok 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
And its foot no less. What was your sexual experience before her? Were you so excited that ohmygodimgettinglaid that pretty much anything would have been cool?
I mean I think by and large us guys are just thrilled to be there.
[–]employeeno5 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago*
Well I was 23 when we were hanging out. I'd been with plenty of girls of all types at that point. Girls from many demographics and backgrounds, ones with all kinds of fetishes, fantasies and hangups. I'm kind of a weird guy and I seem to attract a weird caliber of women. I'd worked in a dungeon at this point too and some other aspects of the adult entertainment industry so very little surprised me at this point.
The foot. Yeah. Not exactly symmetrical. Imagine a shoe horn trying to extract something that's not there.
Anyways, it wasn't that she wanted to play with the doll that shocked me at all, or even that she needed it in order to really get-off. It was her seeming level of emotional attachment to the thing that got me. I know that people are supposed to (and women more so than men) kind of emotionally imprint upon things when they climax. However most sex toys don't necessarily have human faces and names (there are some obvious exceptions) nor are they objects from childhood. I can relate to starting masturbating at a very early age, much as she apparently did, however, she was doing it with something that was a friend and companion. If you can remember, toys really did have a life of their own back then, and even if you knew it wasn't true, part of you really did love them and really did see them as alive.
So the emotional aspect of it was the most curious and exciting part of it all. I'm not just hamming up a cool story when I say she would yell the dolls name in the throws of orgasmic pleasure and she was very protective of it even if it wasn't "intimate time".
This woman was a completely functional, cool, smart, fun, productive, together young adult. And that's what I meant about people just being nutty and fascinating when it comes to sex and why (even though it sure sounds made up) the koolaide man story could just as easily be real. People are weird and when they let themselves be weird it is sexy and awesome.
[–]hongnanhai 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Holy shit, you fucked my wife!
[–]knylok 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
Holy shit! You're married to a Cabbage Patch Doll?
[–]mjpboi 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?
I AM your wife!!
Eddie Izzard = win
[–]Protophobic 206 points207 points208 points 3 years ago
I thought it gets crazy when you don't follow the recipe
[–][deleted] 103 points104 points105 points 3 years ago
GODDAMNIT. That has been stuck in my head for days and I had just got it out of my system. Until you came along.
[–]sarevok9 71 points72 points73 points 3 years ago
If only it was a piece of cake to get the song out of your head.
[–]devolve 98 points99 points100 points 3 years ago
Well, all you need to do is break it down bitch, let me see you back it up, after that you should probably just drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up and most likely you'll need to back that pussy tease a motherfucker.
[–]allahuakbar79 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago
Never use a messy recipe.
[–]sarevok9 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
+hate
[–]RobertPaulsen 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago
I am very glad I have no idea what song we're talking about.
[–]Etab 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago
Sorry
[–]JasonDJ 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago
You know the best part of it is that they actually went through the trouble of putting the "Nick JR" logo on the Lil Jon parts.
Some might say it's the...
dare I say it..?
The icing in the cake
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[–]RobertPaulsen 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago
I'm gonna do the smart thing and not click it.
[–]5-4-3-2-1-bang 43 points44 points45 points 3 years ago
You're kind of missing out. Yeah it'll get stuck in your head, but it's reasonably clever.
[–]hiS_oWn 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago*
clever in a rap/child's song mashup that is mildly pedophilic way.
[–]ILeftDiggforReddit 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
Mildly?
[–]AngledLuffa 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
Mildly because the girl in pink turns 18 next year?
[–]Judas 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Don't keep lying to yourself Bob, I've tried that and it doesn't work...
[–]DAWTSF 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
wow. i just wtfed myself
[–]lyontamer 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Bastard...
[–]benjorino 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
I've had that stupid song in my head for so long now that I'm beginning to wonder if it technically counts as schizophrenia. I share your pain.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
But will you share your cake?
[–]138 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
This is pretty cake. You must eat it.
[–]FizzBitch 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago
My friend's cousin was 100% convinced that that song was about the bible...And he could argue it pretty well.
[–]antisthenex 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
Please elaborate
I have to hear this!
[–]MrWoohoo 31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago
Yes, break it down, bitch.
[–]redmosquito 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
I'd like to see you back these claims up.
[–]FizzBitch 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago
Don't remember it totally; but something like life being the cake and that if you don't live (cook) by the book your life will end up crazy.
[–]antisthenex 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago
That was a lot less exciting than I expected
[–]FizzBitch 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago
...yeah sorta why I left it unsaid at first.
[–]knylok 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
Wait until they get to the verse where they crucify the little girl.
[–]movzx 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
The Bible said so!
[–]dazmax 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
No no no, it's when you use a messy recipe.
[–]grignr 25 points26 points27 points 3 years ago
I think "spewing a bottle of diet coke out of a pussy" counts as a messy recipe.
[–]lolbacon 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
You've gotta do the coke-ing by the book.
[–]MrWoohoo 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
The Cola-sutra?
Can I please get a bit of context on this? I have seen this all over reddit lately, but no idea where it originated.
[–]Etab 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
Here -- sorry in advance.
Haha, awesome thanks.
[–]Judas 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago
You will regret this you poor fool.
[–]Lukifer 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
The recipe is a lie.
[–]zerokey 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago
"I was extremely turned off."
weirdo
[–][deleted] 52 points53 points54 points 3 years ago
He should have just laughed it off and been like "Oh, yeah! I'm crashing into your wall! Awe, your Kool-Aid is so wet!"
Ridiculous sex is a lot of fun.
[–]darlyn 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago
For those who want to see the deleted comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7gvcx/thats_when_it_gets_crazy/c06mg14/.mobile
[–]madmax_br5 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago
He should have just said the same thing when he busted on her face. "OH YEAH!"
[–]ZeppelinJ0 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago
... And that's why I can never go back to Sea World
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago
So... can a vagina really hold that much liquid?
I have one, but I'm not about to test it out.
[–]userundefined 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago
Mythbusters, the XXX edition?
[–]KishCom 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago
There are so many sex myths that could be tested... that'd be awesome!
[–]Reso 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago*
Profit?
But seriously, that would make money.
[–]DiscoWolf 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Kari...
[–]hiS_oWn 93 points94 points95 points 3 years ago
science weeps at your laziness.
[–]creaothceann 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago
Test it with water.
[–]srika 29 points30 points31 points 3 years ago
You could try with water. Be sure to post the results, with pics.
[–]Aerik 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago
It can hold a baby
But can it hold a baby AND a diet coke?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Well, the uterus is what holds the baby. When a woman gives birth, the baby just goes through the vagina and the vagina doesn't hold the entire body the baby at one time.
http://www.pennhealth.com/health_info/pregnancy/graphics/images/en/19787.jpg
[–]DOGA 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago
And whyyyy not?
why not try in the shower?
Vaginas can hold babies. Sextuplets, even. Your best bet is to blend six babies into juice. The volume of that elixir is the maximum fluid retention of a vagina.
[–]agbullet 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago
vaginas don't hold babies, you idiot.
Depends on the vagina, holmes.
[–]sarahfrancesca 54 points55 points56 points 3 years ago
I can only hope this is true.
Beat me to it. Wish any of my highschool girlfriends were this awesome.
[–]ILeftDiggforReddit 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago
I wish I had any highschool girlfriends.
[–]darlyn 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago*
Wish I'd had a high school girlfriend.
[–]Protophobic 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago
Wish I went to a school
[–]Nickerz 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago*
I wish I had a girlfriend who is in highschool right now
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago*
I wish I've had a friend
[–]diddy0071 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
I wish I could wish..
[–]mexicodoug 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago*
When I was in high school we did it with Lucky Lager beer. And cocaine under the foreskin.
That was back before AIDS was invented but after abortion was legalized. We must have been the luckiest high school/college generation in the history of the world.
[–]bscald0 58 points59 points60 points 3 years ago
Diet Coke isn't sticky.
[–]pastanoose 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago
Don't be too harsh, most redditors have very little experience with vagina or the fluids they excrete.
[–]hiS_oWn 34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago*
you're saying the vagina secretes more than enough fluids to offset the viscosity of 2 liters of diet coke?
pot meet kettle, kettle meet pot
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago
pot and kettle, meet nerd.
[–]Tekmo 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
pot and kettle and nerd, meet rule 34
[–]S7evyn 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
OH YEAH!
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago
Not that it really negates your point, but it mentioned 20oz and 18.7fl oz... since when does 20oz = 2litres?
[–]carsonbiz 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago*
correct, but it's possible she accidentally the whole bottle.
[–]endtime 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
secretes, not secrets, come on people
[–]yazzo 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
hmmm... I'm not sure i'm reading that right, "a vagina secretes come on people"?
[–]rmuser 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago
Yeah, this is what clued me in that it was fake.
[–]jillsy 111 points112 points113 points 3 years ago
Really. That's what clued you in. Really.
[–]createanew 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago
My first sexual experience was just like that, except with a bean burrito instead of diet coke.
[–]diddy0071 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
mine too, except the bean burrito was actually a chimichanga..
[–]rjonesx 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago
In the words of cartman...
I give up, I no longer have a connection with this world. Im going to go kill myself.
[–]InfinateJane 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago*
I'm so saying that to my husband tonight.
EDIT: Just found out he doesn't know what the Kool-aid Man is - had to explain what Kool-Aid was, too.
Some other Reddit lady is going to have to take this one.
[–]Jibberwalk 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
How does your husband not know who the Kool-Aid Man is? That shit was everywhere in the 80s.
[–]InfinateJane 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Not American.
[–]cometparty 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago
Lies. All lies.
[–]Lukifer 34 points35 points36 points 3 years ago
But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth?
[–]lalaland4711 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago*
The answer is: No
you other replies: get your quotes right.
// quote nazi
[–]fatdefacto 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
I thought using a cola douche was a pretty common contraceptive in the olden days?
[–]darlyn 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/sperm.asp
dont we love it how all 4chan stories are so real=?
[–]robeph 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago
From the last line. Although I know its (hopefully) a joke. There is nothing sticky about diet coke, having been forced by the beetus to drink it since I was 11, I have spilled it everywhere, it's amazingly easy to clean up and never sticky.
[–]RobertPaulsen 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
let it dry, then it's very sticky
[–]robeph 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago*
actually its not. my desk and keyboard can easily attest to that. I'm not sure why people always want to argue this with me. I mean I drink the stuff like mad, at least a 2 litre a day. I've spilled it on many occasion. Aspartame sweetened diet cola is never sticky. Sugar makes regular pop sticky and there is none of that in diet, aspartame is not sticky... just wet a packet of equal and play with it a minute, you'll see.
[–]RobertPaulsen 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Well besides having very different diet coke experiences, you also referred to it as 'pop'.
...Weirdo
[–]robeph 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago*
Well from just a chemistry side of things, Sugars tend to have a ton of hydroxyl groups. Aspartame has but one. If you notice slightly on drying it does indeed have a tacky feel, although I'd never call this sticky. Given that hydroxyl groups account for the hydrogen bonding that accounts for the stickiness of sugar when wet. Aspartame lacks this and thus isn't sticky.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago
That's what she said!
[–]RobertPaulsen 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago
I left her wide open for that one.
[–]20081202 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
That's what I said.
[–]interstate 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
I thought all pop was sticky when it starts to dry. I must investigate this further.
[–]chiefmonkey 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago
This would have been more entertaining if his mouth would have been full of mentos.
In regards to argolis commenting about actually being able to hold this much liquid in the vagina:
I'm starting to become pretty curious about this myself. I suppose if the bottle was literally squeezed and the soda shot up into her and she was positioned the correct way her uterus would be able to hold the liquid, like if she was on her back with her legs brought up to her chest. He could then "drink" it out of her. The uterus holds a whole lot more during pregnancy. And, I'm starting to think that all those bubbles from the soda would feel pretty cool.
Any of you inventors have some ideas for making this work even better for me?
[–]JinMarui 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
...Turkey baster?
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
I actually think you would need to place the soda bottle in the appropriate position with her described as before and let it just settle in...
There is no way this wouldn't be incredibly messy. Maybe during the summer in a kiddie pool?
[–]acpawlek 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago
OHHHHHH NOOOOOO!
[–]RoboBama 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
I almost lol'd, until i realized /b/, and then i accidentally both my optic nerves.
[–]stephanie69 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
You gotta do the cooking by the book.
[–]Notmyrealname 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
I hate Diet Coke.
[–]Tekmo 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
THANK YOU
[–]Inquisitor1 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago*
For those who can't access the image or read the comments before clicking the link:
9th grade: My first sexual ezxperience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright Girl: Well I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I bega to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebloy freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned off. she could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. It was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway. The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 3 years ago
I can't put my finger on exactly what, but you added something...
[–]KishCom 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago
I automatically skip to the last sentence of any long post to avoid this meme. Sometimes I hate the internet.
[–]Aerik 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Can we have the same paragraph breaks we see in the pic plz?
[–]Inquisitor1 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago*
I hope you like it now
I would find this more believable if Cherry Coke was used...
[–]Astronoid 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Sounds like the perfect woman... whats the problem?
[–]brandx1982 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Oh Yeah Kool-Aid just in time for the Gangbang
[–]senfood 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
VIP Quality content on post 100M GET 4chan? Crazy.
[–]Grue 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago
This is so fake, it's not even funny.
yeah this didn't happen
[–]slackinfux 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
Fucking A, I've got to meat this girl!
I would have been like, "OH YEAH, squirt that Diet Coke all over me bitch! Kool Aid man is gonna fuck you in the ass!", then rolled her over and stuck it in her ass while she sprayed warm, bubbly Coke all over my balls. Good times.
[–]fireworkkid 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago
I'd like to chop her up into different cuts as well...
I mean MEET her.
He Diet Coked her, you're going to meat her...maybe I should stop by later and ice cream her for dessert.
[–]iobuddha 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Reminds me of a scene in the classic film 'Deep Throat' Linda Lovelace pours Coke (not diet) into her vagina and a man puts a straw into her as she says "Things go better with coke!"
Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside her.
A 20 oz bottle?
Yeah, I've seen it on the internet and I know it's possible... But this girl would have had to been unusually loose for a 16 year old for that to have worked...
Even if she lost her virginity at 13 or 14 it seems really unlikely that this would be doable, yet alone enjoyable...
I don't know. I could give anecdotes about my own insertion experiments, but I'm sure nobody on reddit wants to hear them... :)
Seriously. OUCH.
[–]tony-28 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Wow that was a lame story
[–]moush 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago*
Diet Coke isn't sticky, story proven false. All in a days work for factcheck guy.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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