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The tennis ball haircut (menshairstyles.net)

submitted ago by christopheles

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[–]mgv64 39 points40 points ago

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what a deuce

[–]Frigorific 8 points9 points ago

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Come on, show some love.

[–]axonblue 2 points3 points ago

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What do you think that'll serve?

[–]clipmann 0 points1 point ago

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heheh!, he looks like balls!

[–]ragweed 3 points4 points ago

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He just fouled up whatever advantage he might have had with the ladies.

[–]girthagain 1 point2 points ago

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Give him a break. I think he aced it.

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[–]dghughes 14 points15 points ago

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Having jaundice has never been so trendy.

[–]sheep1e 0 points1 point ago

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I spent a few seconds trying to figure out which Simpsons character he was supposed to be. He reminds me a little of Groundskeeper Willy, but I think there might be another one that's a closer match.

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[–]Apaulo 11 points12 points ago

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I don't really understand how i understand what your saying. But i gotta say, i totally agree.

[–]bashar1209 16 points17 points ago*

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So if I run up to him and hit him as hard as I can with a racket, I'd have a good reasoning for my actions in court.

[–]brainburger 12 points13 points ago

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That's why he didn't go for the cricket-ball cut.

[–]mexicodoug 0 points1 point ago

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Or the baseball grand slam.

[–]girthagain 0 points1 point ago

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Which court?

[–]legatek -1 points0 points ago

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Tennis court.

[–]sheep1e 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't do it if I were you - racketeering is against the law.

[–]bannana 10 points11 points ago

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I love it!

[–]WisenUp 4 points5 points ago

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Only thing stopping him is the lack of a wolf shirt.

[–]SeanConnery 26 points27 points ago

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He's got a lot of balls for a haircut like that.

[–]washcapsfan37 18 points19 points ago

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Seems like a racket to me -- he's trying to start a trend to make some quick green.

[–]gid13 20 points21 points ago

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Either way, all the other haircuts present got served.

[–]vemrion 16 points17 points ago

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That joke was over the line.

[–]danny_ 6 points7 points ago

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Nadal haircuts are popular the first time around.

[–]shempey 10 points11 points ago

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Let's leave it to the court of public opinion to decide.

[–]samp -4 points-3 points ago

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C'mon, he's only playing a game.

[–]Czo 9 points10 points ago

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I agree, it wasn't really his fault.

[–]Izzo 7 points8 points ago

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Feel the love.

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[–]ThrasherC 2 points3 points ago

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You sure dropped a deuce on this thread.

[–]antifolkhero 6 points7 points ago

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He looks like a furry highlighter tip.

[–]glowinthedark 2 points3 points ago

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Double fault.

[–]andr3y -2 points-1 points ago

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beeeep

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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For when you absolutely positively want zero chance of getting laid. The tennis ball haircut is the way to go.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Oh come on, what girl hasn't dreamed of getting screwed by a guy with a tennis ball for a head?

[–]Bloodlustt 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure those hot tennis ladies would be all over him.

[–]jodes 2 points3 points ago

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i dunno, shows creativity. though it does make me wonder how he's pruned and dyed his genital region.

[–]bleedpurpleguy 0 points1 point ago

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Uhhh... Does not make me wonder...

[–]Tbone139 1 point2 points ago

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Hair 2 inches below the ear is inconceivable.

[–]emmster 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think it's growing there, I think it's been artfully combed in that direction, and is in fact a clump of facial hair that's about two inches longer than the rest.

[–]cubicarts 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's just a white stripe painted on to bridge the gap between head and facial hair.

[–]foonly 1 point2 points ago

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How can you laugh?

That man has a serious medical condition!

[–]rhoadesb2 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, that's new. I usually see the bowling ball non haircut.

[–]stvspl 0 points1 point ago

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creative

[–]aier -2 points-1 points ago

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that's just plain ugly.

[–]Clothos -2 points-1 points ago

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...but why is his head yellow?

[–]Zweben 8 points9 points ago

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He's a Simpson.

[–]myshrm 1 point2 points ago

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he's a minifig!

[–]Doeke -2 points-1 points ago

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Not even close.

[–]qborg -3 points-2 points ago

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That has to be the most ridiculous haircut ever!

[–]Izzo 19 points20 points ago

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You've somehow missed the mullet up to this point?

[–]EvilPigeon 0 points1 point ago

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Hairstyle of the gods.

[–]NovaX81 -2 points-1 points ago

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My head is a tennis ball.

Your argument is invalid.

[–]Fauropitotto -2 points-1 points ago

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Master Chief?

Sorry. I'm delusional.

[–]sumgai -2 points-1 points ago

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he obviously shops at wal-mart

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