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Poor Lance Armstrong... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 hours ago by dsotm82
[–]IHaveAStory 189 points190 points191 points 10 hours ago
He still has enough money to buy you, that is if you are the kind of person who would sell yourself to a man for money...
[–]Roland1232 128 points129 points130 points 8 hours ago
I'm listening...
[–]WhyNotBarbershop 47 points48 points49 points 7 hours ago
I'm listening...*Headphones please!
[–]BigRedjmc14 14 points15 points16 points 7 hours ago
Its clear. You can (and probably should) use headphones for this.
[–]elzorroloco 5 points6 points7 points 7 hours ago
I think I'm going to have a very hard time coming up with an answer
[–]IHaveAStory 2 points3 points4 points 8 hours ago
Today we got him. Today our future starts because of the brave Team. The word spread in the streets, He was dead, He was captured, He was being executed. Nobody cared for the truth it was enough to know that He would not be a menace to our society anymore. The streets filled and chats began to fill the air, “All hail Team!” There was no memory of a time before He was a menace; it had filled the radio and the TV for the last 50 years, the terrors that He had caused. Every murder was shown to be connected to him, the radio informed us that we needed to watch, to be aware because anyone could be his agents. None of us knew who He was; we just knew that He was evil. He was the reason that our economy was down, he was the reason that poor family of 5 had frozen to death in the last power outage. Our rage against Him had grown. We hated Him and we made it clear, children’s toys were sold with the slogan “Teach your kid what’s right; teach them about Him and evil.” Movies all had the same bad guy in them, a man, faceless with many faces, it was Him. Oh we loved to hate Him, our rations got cut and we had a riot, we carried a faceless mannequin with a name tag on him, the tag said “HIM”, through the streets and we burned it. Sometimes we would mutilate it first and the children would come up and kick it and spit on it. At the end of these riots we would go back to our houses and on our way we would sing the songs off the radio. Soon He will fall, And the fall will be great! Soon will our leaders Triumph in strength!
It is funny to me now looking back at this night, that night that we heard He was dead, not one of us questioned who he was. We never had questioned before so why would we then? I guess that is the only explanation. The following months we had worked so hard, we loved our country and we worked to make it better. Without an enemy we knew that soon we would all be living in paradise, soon there would be food for everyone, our houses would be ours and not shared, we would have power through the long cold nights. These thoughts powered us and we sang happily as we worked. But around 6 months after that night, the lazier ones began to slow, by 8 months we were all slowing down. Life was still the same. A year after the night of celebration there was a public announcement, it was on the radios and the TV’s, and it was on the Billboards and the Newspapers. “HE IS BACK” It read in black banners, and under it “We need your help to make it through this trying time.”
I am just an old man now, there is nothing they can do to punish me, and I would die if they tried to torture me so I will put forward my thoughts. I have sent this to as many as I could get it to, so if you are receiving this please take some time and think about this. I am sure that “He” exists still and will exist in the coming days. I am also sure that “He” will be killed and resurrected as the need for money and power ebbs and flows. I do not know what you can do but use your mind. You are young and able, I am too old.
I am reusing this one because I have to leave work. Enjoy!
[–]alienelement 88 points89 points90 points 8 hours ago
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif?1318992465
[–]DementedHeadcrab 22 points23 points24 points 7 hours ago
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/11/3/f288c00a-8ae9-4b22-9a2d-6e08c16ef56f.gif
[–]missjolie 4 points5 points6 points 7 hours ago
George Orwell approves.
[–]IHaveAStory 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago
It is funny that I wrote that as a outcry against today's government and constantly finding wars to fight in. And yet you are right, it is very Orwell-ish.
Yeah, I feel that. It reminded me very much of the hate parades and the (I think) Two Minutes' Hate in 1984.
[–]FarmerTedd 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago*
It's like being in a room full your kids and older relatives trying to carefully edge a madman wearing a suicide vest out of your house while he's watching the superbowl, but he's not the only crazy in the room; the military industrial complex, unions, and a dozen other bomb-vest wearing psychos are all running around screaming at each other and at the multitude of small threats firing off in every direction; from the cia and NRA right through to the christian powerbases and box-factory fatcat's - and then in the middle of it there are the innocent folk, the poor and downtrodden; and they're screaming too, they're protesting and begging and threatening - they're running away and sneaking in, they're screaming with vitriolic anger sharp enough to make even the great ideas sound kooky. and you'd like to just take your family and leave, you'd like to just quietly sneak everyone out the back way; but you can't because this is your family, they're all your family. you're the fucking president.
/u/The3rdWorld
[–]theshamespearofhurt 7 points8 points9 points 8 hours ago
With the wave of lawsuits headed his way, not for much longer.
[–]Eab123 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I would give my left but to... Oh forget it.
[–]IHaveAStory 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Then you would sit crooked!!
[–]Yboc 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago
I'm at that magical time in life, where I've come to the realization that there is very little I wouldn't do for money.
[–]gaveuponyou 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
In the US that's about 9yo I think right?
[–]Jackmangold 5 points6 points7 points 6 hours ago
He still deserves the win. He was still athlete enough to beat the next 22 people that placed on an even playing field (because they all doped too)
[–]E46_Overdrive 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
And all we have now is an assload of yellow bracelets.
[–]AlphaPigs 276 points277 points278 points 10 hours ago
http://i.imgur.com/FMHKo.jpeg
[–]pugwalker 116 points117 points118 points 8 hours ago
It's only jpeg because it's been reposted so many times
[–]ATallMan 83 points84 points85 points 7 hours ago
TIL pictures on the internet lose quality over time.
[–]Meatslinger 16 points17 points18 points 6 hours ago
Memes, too. It's very meta.
[–]stabsthedrama 35 points36 points37 points 6 hours ago
You must be new here.
[–]I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS 3 points4 points5 points 5 hours ago
Duh, it's called karmadecay.
[–]cleverusernamestaken 4 points5 points6 points 5 hours ago*
It's not like they age, or fade like a photograph. If you keep downloading something, the JPEG compression each time will eventually end up like this.
[–]I_RAPE_RATS 2 points3 points4 points 5 hours ago
Nope. Downloading/uploading does not change any of the bits. Thats specifically the point of TCP, to avoid the corruption of data. Copying files is not like a xerox.
Repeated recompressions of the JPEG causes error drift from the original.
[–]Seth_Bader 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
unless .TIFF
[–]WildBerrySuicune 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
It's the Second Law of Internet Thermodynamics
[–]Urban_Savage 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
Figuratively, that is true.
[–]raymonddd 1 point2 points3 points 3 hours ago
Not over time. Over countless .jpeg compressions.
[–]Johnsmith365 69 points70 points71 points 7 hours ago*
Relevant
Edit: I don't know why it's tagged as nsfw. Won't let me un tag it either!
[–]sandman76 31 points32 points33 points 7 hours ago*
...how is this NSFW lol
[–]midnightsbane04 13 points14 points15 points 7 hours ago
Folks, he's asking because the picture is tagged as NSFW. Look at the URL for the image, which is what is tagging it as so.
[–]WhyamIreadingthis 5 points6 points7 points 7 hours ago
Why'd you get downvoted for this? People are weird.
[–]Jakovaseur 19 points20 points21 points 7 hours ago
You're right, it's not.
[–]SamWilber 8 points9 points10 points 7 hours ago
Don't downvote him you fools! I thought the same thing http://i.imgur.com/7yXlIGW.jpg
[–]duncan12457 9 points10 points11 points 6 hours ago
fuck society
[–]ArcticTroopah 2 points3 points4 points 6 hours ago
You monster!
[–]duncan12457 2 points3 points4 points 6 hours ago
Muh Ha Ha Ha!
[–]red157 26 points27 points28 points 8 hours ago
I have exactly as many testicles as Lance Armstrong. AMA.
[–]TheNinjaOfLove 10 points11 points12 points 7 hours ago
I have less.
[–]JDM713 21 points22 points23 points 7 hours ago
but you can't be a girl, this is the internet.
[–]CPTSaltyDog 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
I have none and I'm a male....ever since...the accident...
[–]orionsshoe 16 points17 points18 points 7 hours ago
AMA request -- A girl!
[–]otac0n 4 points5 points6 points 6 hours ago
*fewer
[–]friedchocolate 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
Not if it's used metaphysically, as in NinjaOfLove is a coward or something.
[–]squashboy 6 points7 points8 points 7 hours ago
Me too bro...
[–]Gylth 5 points6 points7 points 7 hours ago
Me too! We should all get together and form a club of uni-ballers! :D?
[–]luftranger 2 points3 points4 points 6 hours ago
Count me in.
[–]FFSrandy 3 points4 points5 points 5 hours ago
There are plenty of us
[–]TheBuccaneer 6 points7 points8 points 5 hours ago
Weirdos
[–]Russlethud 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
Someone should create a subreddit for those of us that are uniballers.
I know that feel, bro.
[–]NOT_ACTUALLYRELEVANT 78 points79 points80 points 9 hours ago
The difference between you and Lance Armstrong
[–]lBlackFishl 10 points11 points12 points 7 hours ago
He's black now?
[–]funkym0nkey77 9 points10 points11 points 7 hours ago
And he just won the election. You didn't hear? He even talked to Oprah about it.
[–]Lightfail 37 points38 points39 points 8 hours ago
Username misleading.
[–]Froqwasket 17 points18 points19 points 7 hours ago
I wonder if anyone has ever commented on his username before.
[–]thefreq 7 points8 points9 points 7 hours ago
Nope, never.
[–]ChiefBromden 6 points7 points8 points 6 hours ago
You forgot that he could STILL out cycle, run, and swim most any redditor even if they EPOed up.
[–]CinciJ 5 points6 points7 points 5 hours ago
yeah he has less balls slapping his legs. makes it easier to run.
[–]ChiefBromden 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
That's funny, because he has one ball!!
[–]Bradyhaha 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
I could kick his ass in everything except cycling, my poor legs couldn't handle that shit.
[–]CorporationTshirt 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
The difference between you and Lance Armstrong is that He is a lying scumbag.
>Implying I'm not
[–]off_topic_commenter 0 points1 point2 points 3 hours ago
Actually Relevant.
[–]RockintheShockin 62 points63 points64 points 9 hours ago
Eh, I could give a fuck about the doping. He could shoot all the horse testostrone in the world, you still have to get on the bike and pedal. However, the way he tried to bury the people that tried to out him was seriously fucked up.
[–]bestbiff 33 points34 points35 points 8 hours ago
Considering how much cheating goes on in cycling, I could see how you don't care about the doping. You could even say he was still the best because so many competitors and teammates were doping too. But it sucks for cyclers who were clean and honest and posted great times that we'll never remember their names.
[–]Irrepressible_Monkey 17 points18 points19 points 7 hours ago
My favourite Tour de France fact is that in the 1930 official rule book the riders were reminded that they would have to buy their own drugs.
Doping was an open part of it for most of the race's history.
[–]xampersandx 0 points1 point2 points 36 minutes ago
Cyclers who were "clean and honest"??? Pffft, Trust me my father has ran his own bike shop for years and he used to race up until his 40s and the sad fact is that even the amateurs are dopeing. They always find a new way to slip it past everyone.
[–]D14BL0 20 points21 points22 points 8 hours ago
Couldn't. You couldn't give a fuck.
[–]stankypants 3 points4 points5 points 7 hours ago
He could also still give a fuck. His statement went on to imply that he didn't.
[–]karategoat 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
He would make a good mafia boss.
[–]amikefox 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
my thoughts exactly, the most fucked up thing to me was suing and accepting money from the libel suit. Intimidating the press from printing the truth is truly fucked up imo
[–]Dick_Dollars 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
What did he do to those people? For those of us who didnt follow the story
[–]Irrepressible_Monkey 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
There are other riders who are strongly suspected to have doped but who are otherwise nice people. No one wants to bring them down. No one talks.
Armstrong gave a whole lot of people a lot of reasons to talk.
[–]onlysaneman_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
This.
One year, if they'd have given his first place to the next, clean rider - it would have gone to the dude who placed 27th. Sure, he cheated, but so did everyone else. He cheated better, and rode harder.
This thread is like saying "I'm just as strong as all those Olympic weight-lifters who take steroids lawl!" Sure bro - go take the steroids and next week you'll be competing with the best. That's exactly how it works.
[–]hungerjohnson 25 points26 points27 points 7 hours ago
I added more JPEG for you. http://i.imgur.com/dnFg55m.jpg
[–]duke56924903 54 points55 points56 points 10 hours ago
Posting this took a lot of balls. laugh track
[–]metalguitar103 29 points30 points31 points 9 hours ago
I think if he saw this, it would drive him nuts.
[–]TheBuccaneer 23 points24 points25 points 9 hours ago
Quit testing him, guys.
[–]tedrick111 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago*
I accidentally left the laugh track on for half-an-hour and recorded it. Now Disney Channel says they like the pilot and they're offering to buy the rights.
[–]KayBeeToys 11 points12 points13 points 7 hours ago
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
source: karmadecay
[–]reverse_ 9 points10 points11 points 8 hours ago
You have as many medals as he does, but not as many wins. He crossed the line first all those times.
[–]themichaelcycle 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
With his main competition doping just as much, if not more than him.
[–]Dapwell 21 points22 points23 points 9 hours ago
Some douche reposted this onto r/funny claiming he saw it on Facebook.
[–]Pony-ignant 59 points60 points61 points 8 hours ago
Kill him.
[–]dsotm82[S] 31 points32 points33 points 8 hours ago
....that escalated quickly
[–]MetaphoricallyHitler 11 points12 points13 points 7 hours ago
Don't kill him. Just take a nut. One nut.
[–]D14BL0 13 points14 points15 points 8 hours ago
To be fair, this is an old-ass repost.
[–]themauwinator 3 points4 points5 points 7 hours ago
Implying OP made this
[–]sandh035 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
I actually did see this on facebook a few days ago. Shocking.
[–]ratatcat 5 points6 points7 points 7 hours ago
You also have twice as many Tour wins! (0x2=0)
[–]Hoch85 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
I too was thinking this equation, good for you!
[–]54111 8 points9 points10 points 9 hours ago
...and more reposts
[–]greg_jenningz 4 points5 points6 points 8 hours ago
Sadly, I'm on the same playing feild as lance :(
[–]sometimesijustdont 8 points9 points10 points 7 hours ago
He still won.
[–]Swag2TheMax 8 points9 points10 points 7 hours ago
but 0x2 is still 0 lol
[–]PoorlyBuilt 5 points6 points7 points 10 hours ago
Oh my, me too!
[–]Entententent 3 points4 points5 points 9 hours ago
That makes three of us!
[–]Kw1q51lv3r 2 points3 points4 points 8 hours ago
Ho boy, have I got news four us...
[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
Well i've got twice as many wins as you, and three times as many as Lance.
[–]NOT_ACTUALLYRELEVANT 5 points6 points7 points 9 hours ago
But he has hundreds of millions more dollars than you :(
[–]Irrepressible_Monkey 4 points5 points6 points 7 hours ago
At the moment...
[–]allittakes222 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Time to start hiding assets! Hell, he probably already has. That's why it took him so long to confess.
[–]Arkitrax 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago
If you're going to repost anything, especially a goddamn meme, at least make sure the quality's fine.
[–]Sunyatseen 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago
Well, at least he had the ball to own up to everything.
[–]luger718 2 points3 points4 points 7 hours ago
2 x 0 = 0?
[–]Aaronf989 4 points5 points6 points 8 hours ago
Why are we still talking about this? Lol
[–]DynamicSheep 5 points6 points7 points 7 hours ago
Why did we ever talk about this?
Because it is a story regarding one of America's greatest athletes and the controversy surrounding those wins.
[–]Joshopotomus 1 point2 points3 points 9 hours ago
I bet you still cant win a bike race.
[–]gaveuponyou 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
Without taking a lot of doping you mean?
[–]bestbiff 0 points1 point2 points 8 hours ago
I've never been cool with the testicle/cancer jokes at him. Here's a guy who cheated for years, made millions through fraud, and bullied and threatened lots of people who did nothing but speak the truth. You can take your pick about what you want to make fun of this guy for. But you're going with how he fought cancer?
I'm into offensive jokes as the next guy but eehhh. Not feelin it.
[–]helter_skelter26 1 point2 points3 points 8 hours ago
Bull
[–]caleom -1 points0 points1 point 7 hours ago
needs more jpeg
[–]caleom 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
i bet he could out race you on a bike though
[–]howtobeawerewolf 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
reddit: where making fun of testicular cancer is okay.
[–]hjhhdsbkln 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
He did get to win all those races which would be fun.
[–]Floxxomer 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
so... you have zero testicles?
[–]hungry4hungary 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I feel like I don't speak reddit. I posted this 6 days ago...
[–]Joltie 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
You (Possibly) don't have twice as many testicles. How much is the twice of zero/zero multiplied by two?
[–]Runs_towards_fire 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Have*
[–]Timelinemc 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
I would have found this more funny was it not showcased on every commercial break on the Alternative Rock station I listen to.
[–]Celloyoomi 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
poor... not so much... he made a lot of money by lying and suing a lot people.
[–]RandomExcess 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
You had that yesterday.
[–]SantaBattaglia 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Would've worked better as a Slowpoke meme. Welcome to the party, buster.
[–]truthie 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
And one billionth of his money.
[–]kennyko 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is so funny, because he had cancer and you didn't, and he survived the cancer despite a 50% rate of death, HAHA.
r/im14andthisisfunny
[–]PBR303 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Rollin down the street, do an endo, sippin' on schwinn 'n juice.
[–]zbartrum 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Actually, I think he probably has two testicles and never had cancer. The whole thing was a publicity stunt. Oprah should demand proof!
[–]killakillakilla 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Two balls in your mouth for reposting
[–]dead_badger 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
raised a quarter billion dollars for cancer research less than lance would be a better caption
[–]csirke4 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Yea but he walked on the fucking Moon! Oh wait...
[–]bowls_and_scrolls 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Twice as many testicles, twice as many wins.
[–]Zertiof 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
I don't get it
[–]mind404 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
Yeah but you haven't done shit to help anywhere near the number of cancer patients and others in general, have you?
[–]phone_moan 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
you have done well , friend .
[–]Lespaulboy56 1 point2 points3 points 7 hours ago
well actually, he has zero testicles, so go ahead and multiply zero by two and tell me what you get.
[–]Hellscreamgold 0 points1 point2 points 7 hours ago
and less money....and less women.
[–]SmokinDynamite 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
You didn't make that, it's so reposted we see the JPEG
[–]Refridgrator 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Twice as many as 0 is still 0.
[–]supermegachaos 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
2*0 is still 0
[–]bds0688 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Fuck you and the 2000 shitheads who upvoted a month old + joke but in dumbass meme form. God, you suck.
[–]cyphersteel 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
AWWWW Thats a low blow.
[–]IAmARandomRedditor 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
but, logically that's still one. SOOOOO basically you also have one testicle i presume? HMM?
[–]RangerLt 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Twice as many. So 2x1=?
[–]MarkPlaysHalo 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
I don't feel bad for him at all. How many teammates did he go after with lawyers cause they accused him of taking steroids? Gets everything he deserves.
[–]RangerLt -1 points0 points1 point 6 hours ago
He was being accused publicly for conduct to which they had no firm evidence to support. If you were a public figure whom committed a crime and someone witnessed it, but no evidence to support this testimony existed and the courts deemed you innocent, for them to then post their account in the New York Times as fact would damage your image. Without evidence it's slander and libel. Whether the information is true or false is irrelevant.
[–]railtenretni -1 points0 points1 point 6 hours ago
I've been smiling every time I think about it. The clean cyclists may not get in the record books, but at least they get to share the satisfaction of seeing this glorious fuckhead fall.
[–]Monto82 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
i don't think the second part is justified jackass.
[–]bastihome 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Actually i have infinitively more testicles than lance Armstrong. Two times zero is still zero.
[–]liescontrolus -1 points0 points1 point 6 hours ago
In his defense I doubt most people could win the Tour de France even with drugs to help.
[–]imp3r10 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
I only have 1x as many testicles :(
[–]Sativadude 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Way to kick Lance on the bal...never mind.
[–]Sigma207 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
I feel like I have deja vu on every other post
[–]spulet -1 points0 points1 point 6 hours ago
Two times zero is 2?
[–]chinqs96 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
you sure have some balls to be posting this...
[–]Chimedildo 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
2*0 testicles= 0 testicles
[–]alexthehut 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
False, 2 x 0 = 0
[–]xjtsx 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
AND 100,000,000 LESS DOLLARS TOO!
[–]JulyLauren 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
Can someone explain to me what the "performance enhancing" drugs he took actually did to his body to facilitate those wins? I read stuff about blood transfusions. What the hell can a blood transfusion do to help you ride a bike fast and long? I get steroids for body building... did Lance use steroids for endurance? Someone educate me.
[–]Iluv_Owls 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
Blood transfusion is also called Doping.
[–]inherendo 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
You take your blood out before a race. Your body produces more red blood cells eventually to make up for it. Then later around race time, you transfuse your own blood back in. The increase in rbcs allows for oxygen intake. Basic explanation. Ask science or google for indepth explanation.
[–]nobrains_noheadache 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago
this is the first time I've ever seen something on Facebook first
[–]webchimp32 1 point2 points3 points 6 hours ago
This image has artefact cancer.
[–]Iluv_Owls 0 points1 point2 points 6 hours ago*
Who is your cycling team? (BMC,Lotto,Team Sky?)
If you're not in a team you're a douches bag.
[–]tooMuch411_orNotEnuf 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
Hey, bub....two times no testicles is still zip, nada, zero balls.
[–]Dawgfan24708 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
I'm still even unfortunately.
[–]ghost20 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
And you beat hitler on the amount of testicles as well.
[–]AngelixArch 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
2 * 0 = 0
[–]psi_storm 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
Needs moar .jpeg
[–]Mr_Ibericus 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
He won by such a huge margin, and his competitors were also on drugs. I still consider him a winner.
[–]dekomen 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
But he has had an awesome life and you're posting memes on reddit.
[–]spike14 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
2 x 0 = 0 ..
[–]freaksavior 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
And this was posted a few days ago.
[–]bagabuga 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
But 0X2 is still zero...
[–]heyydrew 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
I hit as many home runs as Jason Bay in the Home Run Derby
[–]maevelilith 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
It amazes me how quickly people went from calling him a hero to saying this crap about him.
[–]Flumptastic 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
You also have a million times the Tour De France wins of Lance Armstrong.
[–]adhvyth 1 point2 points3 points 5 hours ago
2x0 is still zero. Sorry OP.
[–]JustSomeD00d 0 points1 point2 points 5 hours ago
[–]Tralfaz2001 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
LIvE STRONG Oh duh, the "v" is silent. If only I knew.
[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
You can tell this is a repost in many ways, yet idiots still upvote it.
[–]jackn8r 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
Not as many Iron Mans won though
[–]D371C19US 0 points1 point2 points 4 hours ago
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppooooooost
[–]Decooco 1 point2 points3 points 4 hours ago
2 x 0 = 0 you moron
[–]patio87 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
He still won, all those other guys were juiced too.
[–]prof_s_professorson 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
Low blow......
Low blow....
[–]deathmint 0 points1 point2 points 1 hour ago
I woke up today and realized that Mitt Romney spent $800 million on the Presidential Campaign and still didn't get to be President. I spent nothing and got the same result.
Who's the better businessman now?!
[–]nappinghippo 0 points1 point2 points 57 minutes ago
twice as many testicles compared to zero? so you still have no balls
[–]timberwolvesguy 0 points1 point2 points 53 minutes ago
2 X 0 = 0
[–]DarkDog81 0 points1 point2 points 14 minutes ago
I woke up today realizing that everyone saw this months ago.
[–]fuck_your_everything 0 points1 point2 points 17 seconds ago
Zero times two is still zero.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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