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[–]Cryogenicist 117 points118 points ago

Ha, thats funny. I should post this on reddit

[–]NotaMethAddict 109 points110 points ago

"I found this on /r/funny, I'm sure /r/funny would love it!"

[–]belkarbitterleaf 58 points59 points ago

You and everyone else...

Edit: Updated the list, and removed the one that was unrelated. .

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I'm sure this will be funnier in 3 months [FIXED] 3coms -8pts 43mins funny
I'm sure this will be funny in 3 months. 1com -9pts 50mins funny
I'm sure this will be funnier in 3 minutes 5coms -3pts 1hr funny
How to reap the karma. 1com -3pts 2hrs funny
Yup 2coms -2pts 2hrs funny
I'm sure this will be funnier in 3 months. 2coms -4pts 2hrs funny
This is gonna be hilarious in a couple months too 2coms -8pts 2hrs funny
Lol google shows how to get karma 3coms -5pts 2hrs funny
Repost 0coms 0pts 2hrs funny
I'm sure this is funny, now that its three hours later. 3coms -10pts 58mins funny

source: karmadecay

[–]distactedOne 53 points54 points ago

This only makes it funnier.

[–]belkarbitterleaf 4 points5 points ago

Yep, that is why I posted it.

[–]retneftw 17 points18 points ago

"Lol google shows how to get karma"

excellent title

[–]Bashutz 10 points11 points ago

Holy fuckdick it already started.

[–]UnsightlyBastard 2 points3 points ago

That one from 1 month ago isn't even the same post...

[–]YOitzODELLE 2 points3 points ago

This is excellent burning.

[–]shamshoun 1 point2 points ago

Whenever I see karmadecay i always click on the oldest/original and upvote it

[–]belkarbitterleaf 0 points1 point ago

well, in this case.. we are in the oldest one. The rest of them are reposts

[–]shamshoun 1 point2 points ago

haha thats true, its rare i am though

[–]mwmwmwmwmmdw 1 point2 points ago

well he is the only one to make it to the frontpage

[–]seksmeup 0 points1 point ago

These guys are amateurs! I'll be back in 3 months with this same jpg.

[–]sirunclecid 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, a list of casual 9gaggers.

[–]PigeonWings 305 points306 points ago

I don't mind reposts so much. Reddit wasn't browsed in a day, you know.

[–]CherrySlurpee 262 points263 points ago

I don't mind reposts as long as the OP isn't trying to claim "oh hey I saw this in the store. repost"

[–]totoro11 136 points137 points ago

Thiiiiiis

Reposts are fine, I usually didn't see them the first time along with most people. What gets a big old blue arrow from me is when OP claims, directly or indirectly, that it is OC. Sometimes I think I take reddit too seriously.

[–]JohnnyValet 46 points47 points ago

I found this one yesterday

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/174udi/meanwhile_at_my_local_community_college/

He still walked away with over 1300 upvotes.

As far as taking it too seriously; I think that depends upon how casual a redditor you are. If you graze the frontpage 3x a week, sure. But if you visit daily it gets in the way.

[–]tseepra 22 points23 points ago

I get your point but karma is worth literally nothing, live and let live, you will be happier if you don't take it too seriously.

[–]reediculus1 5 points6 points ago

if an interesting post makes it to the front page multiple times, there must have been thousands of people who didn't see it the first time around.

[–]sannyasin 1 point2 points ago

and liked it.

[–]GoldenFalcon 5 points6 points ago

I wonder if there isn't a way to make RES flag something as a repost and then when it hits about 200 people who say it's a repost it auto hides it from the rest of us.

[–]ArborealMarxist 2 points3 points ago

That actually sounds like a really good idea. Except for the fact that those 200 people have absolutely no bearing on whether you've seen a given post or not.

[–]GoldenFalcon -1 points0 points ago

Agreed, maybe a wider base, and it would at least cut down on reposts. I'm gonna leave the details of how this works to those who can actually impliment this. But you get the idea.

Because there are too many lurkers that don't even look at comments to see that something has been reposted about a million times. So they upvote and walk away. But then us "comment redditors" or "hardcore redditors" have to deal with seeing the same thing over and over.

I just think that there has to be a way to cut back the amount of reposts. Something that could only be implimented by the people who come on Reddit all day, so people can still have their "normal" Reddit and we can have our version too.

Does all that make sense?

[–]thisguy123 2 points3 points ago

Take him to /r/KarmaCourt

[–]NOT_ACTUALLYRELEVANT 5 points6 points ago

Wow, you broke Reddit. You successfully posted a shitty "this" post and came out with your karma untainted.

[–]doogie88 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to create a downvote subreddit, and posts like this get posted to it. Then all the members subscribed go and downvote the post. Kinda like the women's group one.

[–]logansskj 0 points1 point ago

I don't mind repost comments so much except when people say this. Say I agree ffs. It's like when ppl say I've never been. You've never been what? You've never been there?!

[–]skooterz 0 points1 point ago

I think you take it just seriously enough.

[–]amawaldo 7 points8 points ago

If it's just a lie that's annoying, but if it's a story that's adding a layer of joke to the post then I'm pretty ok with that.

Stand up comedians make up stories or change the dates and circumstances all the time to make shit more funny. Why should it be any different for sit on your ass in front of the computer comedians?

[–]durpdurpdurpdurpdurp 2 points3 points ago

Man this isn't comedy its the internet revolution and we are going to lop off the hands of reposters and we are going to feed, clothe, and shelter all the cats of all the lands.

[–]OrangePrototype 13 points14 points ago

Look at this cat I found on the internet

[–]CherrySlurpee 14 points15 points ago

Look at this cat I found on the interneton reddit 3 days ago

[–]Mike_Aurand 27 points28 points ago

My autistic lesbian girlfriend doesn't think she's talented what do you think Reddit?

[–]straight_out_lie 8 points9 points ago

I wonder how small these words can go before they become illegible.

[–]CherrySlurpee 9 points10 points ago

.

[–]Nihilore 2 points3 points ago

damn you

[–]patchy911 4 points5 points ago

Well there is only one real way to find out PENIS.

[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

They are all the same size on my android powered htc.

[–]patchy911 3 points4 points ago

So you got the normal size penis huh. Sorry about that.

[–]travp333 1 point2 points ago

Same with my Apple iPhone 4 powered by apple inc.

[–]staticrift 1 point2 points ago

The creepiest I've seen is pretending someone eles Grandma was his own, even in the comments he lied so much about his relationship with this person he never met.

[–]tossedsaladandscram 0 points1 point ago

I agree with that, but there are some particularly egregious ones.

Don't post the fucking fennec fox picture, don't tell us Bill Nye was taught by Sagan, stuff like that.

[–]FunkyMunchkin 0 points1 point ago

Or unless it's a certain Dudester trying to claim a cat

[–]Rixxer 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how I feel. Well, this comment seems rather useless now, doesn't it? I supposed I should just upvote and move along, but something compels me to make a comment, despite my better judgement. This is a rather odd feeling, actually. Does it stem from a need to belong, to be a part of something? Like that guy who stands outside the circle of people, knowing he's not really a part of the conversation, but just stands there anyway, pretending like he's supposed to be there.

Anywho, this comment is getting kind of long. I suppose I should just stop typing now. Good day.

[–]Eurynom0s 6 points7 points ago

People who bitch about reposts are worse than the reposts. Apparently the complainer is the most important person in the universe and if THEY'VE already seen it, then tough shit for the rest of us.

Unless the complainer can demonstrate that the person is reposting something from 30 minutes prior and avoided the duplicate-link filter by tacking a /? onto the end of the URL, I seriously just don't give a shit.

[–]tyrghast 4 points5 points ago

Bullshit. I once drank 7 Red Bulls and was browsing so fast I finished Reddit.

[–]Cynikal818 3 points4 points ago

I don't mind reposts so much. Reddit wasn't browsed in a day, you know.

[–]bakerstreet100 0 points1 point ago

Nor was rome built, but the romans didn't try and take credit from the greeks.. or at least those that did were duly chastised and sent to the colosseum

[–]nermid 5 points6 points ago

the romans didn't try and take credit from the greeks

Somebody didn't read the Aeneid.

[–]sawarahh 1 point2 points ago

I'm terrible at history, but isn't that exactly what they did?

[–]cooltom2006 1 point2 points ago

It was browsed in 6 days, and one day to rest.

[–]dailybender 0 points1 point ago

Why not both? It's all funny, even in the future.

[–]not_a_wolf 0 points1 point ago

It'd be nice if they integrated karma decay with Reddit and gave you the option to filter out/highlight things that have been reposted a certain amount of times. Or even better something that could block out images and articles you have read before.

I know Reddit can barely figure out how to get its simple site working, but it'd be a nice feature once they get their shit together.

[–]gulpeg 25 points26 points ago

Or was 3 months ago

[–]guydudeman 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I seem to remember seeing this sort of thing a while back, actually.

[–]color_thine_fate 9 points10 points ago

Ah-ha! I see what someone will do there.

[–]dildototheface 3 points4 points ago

I used to see what someone will do there, but then I took a dildo to the face!

[–]color_thine_fate 2 points3 points ago

Why, out of all the comments on this website, did you pick mine to fling shit on? I did nothing to you, bro.

[–]Mdamon808 27 points28 points ago

Oh I don't think it'll be that long. I expect to see a re-post of this further into r/funny later today...

[–]Hungry_Texan 15 points16 points ago

Maybe even within this hour

[–]Crackerpool 49 points50 points ago

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

You bastard

[–]Nizzo 10 points11 points ago

You forgot "magnificent"

[–]WilliamHealy 6 points7 points ago

technically google searches are different for each person. What one person sees is different for another

[–]kaiyov 4 points5 points ago

You mean three days.

[–]Stubbula 12 points13 points ago

Then it gets posted and upvoted in r/WTF, but they scream it doesn't belong there and the cycle continues.

[–]Nizzo 2 points3 points ago

And then it goes back to its roots.

[–]PhilJayMc 7 points8 points ago

TIL that there're really guides "how to get karma". http://redditkarmawhore.blogspot.de/

[–]arsenalfc4 11 points12 points ago

Did you just make up your own contraction?

[–]moldy912 12 points13 points ago

He shouldn't've.

[–]Kensin 2 points3 points ago

I’d’ve done it.

[–]nxtm4n 2 points3 points ago

He did not. There're = there are. It seems weird, but it's valid.

[–]shadowhunter22 3 points4 points ago

I've seen "there're" used a handful of other times. I'm sure there're plenty of perfectly valid contractions out there that just aren't used often.

[–]van_Zeller 0 points1 point ago

Is this satire?

[–]liam_lifad 3 points4 points ago

The only time I was disappointed to see OC.

[–]dukehenry 3 points4 points ago

I think you mean 3 days. Even that is long for Reddit.

[–]amoorefan2 0 points1 point ago

Did you purposely "re-comment" as a joke?

[–]Speshal_ED 1 point2 points ago

Well, you see, he posted so the people who didn't see the first one would see it.

[–]dukehenry 0 points1 point ago

Sorry I didn't read through all of the previous comments. However, I thought such a comment had 2 levels of funny because of this.

[–]H0K 10 points11 points ago

Or was before people learned how to write one word with a spelling mistake, then replace the word with something different...

[–]Mogknight23 9 points10 points ago

...but it's supposed to be fake, knowing it's fake doesn't change the post at all, certainly doesn't make it less funny. No need to point it out, just makes it sound like "omg, someone made a joke and used a website which obviously wouldn't say that. I now declare it unfunny!"

[–]Team_Khalifa 2 points3 points ago

No no no. Stuff is only funny when it takes a lot of man hours.

[–]HowManyMonkeys 3 points4 points ago

Tell that to Steven Wright

[–]Speshal_ED 0 points1 point ago

Why do people care? I don't care about reposts, and I sure as HELL don't care about the complaints.

[–]KieferO 4 points5 points ago

I don't think Google has used that logo in over a year.

[–]implode[S] 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, I used a generator site to make this, too lazy to fire up the JavaScript console

[–]kernelhappy 8 points9 points ago

Dammit, be careful, being honest about faking it is the kind of thing that can cause a reddit black hole. You'll get us all killed.

[–]implode[S] 1 point2 points ago

This is solid advice. Noted :)

[–]newton54645 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/1Y2TBaN.png

wouldn't this be easier?

[–]Fransesca 2 points3 points ago

[–]ewjost 2 points3 points ago

upvote for the title

[–]beefsteez 3 points4 points ago

brilliant caption.

[–]getzuka 2 points3 points ago

[–]MontanaTrev 2 points3 points ago

Just remember, whoever does repost this will probably get more karma than you will.

[–]implode[S] 8 points9 points ago

They probably already have

[–]FiberglassFunroy 0 points1 point ago

...or tomorrow

[–]a_wrinkle_stick 1 point2 points ago

ahh I see what you did there

[–]Frack-Star 1 point2 points ago

Are you kidding? Evidence suggests repost in T minus 3.775 days.

[–]D0minic -1 points0 points ago

+1 karma for creativity.

[–]1manwolfpacks 1 point2 points ago

Up vote given for witty title

[–]theamazingm00se -1 points0 points ago

This is funnier.

[–]TheReasonableCamel -1 points0 points ago

Very Funny, cropping out the part where you misspelt "how to repost"

[–]herboholic 1 point2 points ago

[–]Keephating -1 points0 points ago

That's a repost sir.

[–]Tijuana_Pikachu 0 points1 point ago

try 12 hours.

[–]thisismy7thusername 1 point2 points ago

3 months for a repost isn't that bad. If it's over 6 months I don't even count it.

[–]Balltron9000 0 points1 point ago

Three months? Try three days.

[–]sawc 0 points1 point ago

Well, if you don't mind I will see if it is funnier at that time.

[–]E46_Overdrive 0 points1 point ago

"Check out what my girlfriend drew!"

[–]-Anguscr4p- 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, more like 2 weeks max.

[–]alex9001 0 points1 point ago

saving this so i can repost it later

[–]sirtoasty624 1 point2 points ago

This comments section is a sad sad place...

[–]_venkman 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is that most of these people probably think they're humorous.

[–]winter_storm 0 points1 point ago

Who knew that Google Reddits? (Yes, I used Reddit as a verb. Cope.)

[–]Dpk9 0 points1 point ago

Did you mean how to Inspect Element?

[–]pwwilly 0 points1 point ago

Three months? Give me three minutes.

[–]pwwilly 0 points1 point ago

Did I just say..... three minutes?

[–]Johnny_Holiday 0 points1 point ago

I want to see the repost have this exact title. And then the repost of the repost must have the same title. And so on and so forth.

[–]carboniteface 0 points1 point ago

This was funnier three months ago.

[–]FukBitchesGetUpvotes 0 points1 point ago

and I bet that this was less funny three months ago

[–]thatdamnedrhymer 0 points1 point ago

Doubt it.

[–]worldsarmy 0 points1 point ago

Saving to my desktop now..

[–]HerringFish 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there

[–]GivePhysics 0 points1 point ago

...once I steal it.

I actually like some reposts, especially if it's from something really old. It's like watching a classic rerun.

[–]holl14 0 points1 point ago

you arn't even new to reddit...

[–]LTVOLT 0 points1 point ago

in my opinion comment karma is way better than submission karma- it should be weighted more for comments

[–]halftone84 0 points1 point ago

This was the post that made me sign up for reddit !!!!

[–]tsbell73 0 points1 point ago

[–]khays 0 points1 point ago

3 months? lol

[–]Blandonkevin 0 points1 point ago

(slow clap)

[–]RedlineChaser 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys...my liberal atheist girlfriend found Nintendo collectibles in a dumpster as she was walking to the gym to lose 75 lbs in two weeks so that she can cosplay Vaas' sister at comicon, with her recently rescued cat, Kerbal Zelda KarmaZ. I will post more i[f] reddit likes???

[–]JungleSumTimes 0 points1 point ago

Sorry man, there was no cash found hidden inside the cat. downvote

[–]MegaPower124 0 points1 point ago

It is now my job to repost this on April 24.

[–]jarvispeen 0 points1 point ago

This is Reddit. It will be funnier tomorrow.

[–]AAAristarchus 0 points1 point ago

[–]Jacosion 0 points1 point ago

I have a crazy idea that probably won't work.

What someone made a subreddit dedicated to posting links to reposts for the sake of down voting them?

The way it would work would be to make a tittle, then posts the link in the comments. I don't know how inclined people would be to do this, since your comment karma would be shot to oblivion.

Crazy idea I know. But at least people would have somewhere to go to take out their anger.

[–]jaroberts24 0 points1 point ago

You spelled "days" wrong.

[–]Senor-Waste-Yute 0 points1 point ago

Oh, so you mean: "How to change the text in a google search after searching 'how to repos'

[–]XBLINK182FUGYEAHX 1 point2 points ago

Reposts are better than doing fake google searches

[–]IPretendToPlayGuitar 0 points1 point ago

This gets an upvote more for the punny nature of the title than the image itself.

[–]jackals4 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]CarnivorousVegan 0 points1 point ago

I just don't understand why people get so excited with upvotes and karma!!! It's nothing more then a pun fest in the front page, then 1 out of 10 times an actual informative comment about context or some sort of explanation actual gets enough votes to be seen.

[–]DarkClinton 0 points1 point ago

[–]_Blackstar0_0 1 point2 points ago

TWIST: This is a repost

[–]effingeenyus -1 points0 points ago

You mean in a few hours

[–]natronmooretron -1 points0 points ago

At least it's not a commercial.

[–]JungleSumTimes -1 points0 points ago

Yes of course. It's way funnier than it was a few hours ago.

[–]munklunk 0 points1 point ago

I plan on reposting this three months from today. Karma here I come!

[–]F3AR 0 points1 point ago

I doubt it.

[–]ChronicCole 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure this will be funnier when it isn't fake and gay.

[–]ibaconatmidnight 0 points1 point ago

  1. Type in "how to rrepost"
  2. Hit enter
  3. Type in "how to get karma"
  4. Profits

[–]Harddaysnight1990 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't work unless you disable the automatic search function, unless you can't. I don't know, it's too convenient to keep it enabled.

OP probably used http://fakethesearch.com/

[–]ScalesAsunder 1 point2 points ago

I seriously find it difficult to come up with something new to post. One reason, might be the fact my account is barely a day old. But it's beside the point. All really interesting things are worth seeing again. After you watch a good movie will you never watch it again? If a friend puts on a movie you've already seen do you yell, "Rewatch man? Seriously?"

No, reposts of good things are good. However, the opposite is also true. A bad post is going to be a bad repost.

[–]PleasingToTheTongue 0 points1 point ago

googled it. did not get the same results

[–]Awesomely_awesome 0 points1 point ago

Do you hear that? It's the sound of millions of redditors searching this phrase on google

[–]Hefcluba 0 points1 point ago

did you mean: how to photoshop?

[–]jdlee3 0 points1 point ago

Should be how to photoshop

[–]M-I-T 0 points1 point ago

If I haven't seen it it's new to me!

[–]GoMerpy -1 points0 points ago

If you didn't already know, OP is a big phony

http://fakethesearch.com/

[–]OnlineGrandpa 0 points1 point ago

Yes, when it's a repost.

[–]papabear09 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]zupman86 0 points1 point ago

ha. upvote

[–]GiftedScholar 0 points1 point ago

That was funnier 3 months ago.

[–]ijustwantanfingname 0 points1 point ago

If these screenshots are all fake, why are they supposedly funny?

[–]Person_On_The_Web 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is the only thing you can repost that gets funnier every time just because of irony.

[–]b3b456de 0 points1 point ago

That's the spirit!

[–]_PROBABLY_POOPING_ 0 points1 point ago

So, what you're saying is that OP will be a faggot in three months?

[–]pygo 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to get so much karma tomorrow.

[–]PandaB3rry 0 points1 point ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[–]llamaLlamallamaS 0 points1 point ago

3 months ?! Try 3hrs

[–]ordinaryrendition 0 points1 point ago

Woah woah woah. Something funny in /r/funny AND a good title?! You get that shit out of here, we don't take too kindly to your kind.

[–]Jackpot807 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure this will be funnier in 3 minutes.

[–]ice-king 0 points1 point ago

res shows 8 other post after this one. this was the first. 8 posts in 7 hours.

[–]spartyboy 0 points1 point ago

Considering he probably put in "Howw tou reposvt" and then typed in "how to get karma" after he searched, it's not that funny

[–]MissJ815 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha... I get it.

[–]nibblerZ 1 point2 points ago

best title on reddit ever.

[–]Bullshit_Repost 0 points1 point ago

3 months??..... I guess we'll see on April 24th