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[–]RepostParrot 380 points381 points ago

God, that must be crazy!

[–]AliasUndercover 19 points20 points ago

I would like to simultaneously shake your hand and smack you in the back of the head for that...

[–]HumanPersonMan 35 points36 points ago

well done, sir.

[–]da_monkey_2012 8 points9 points ago

this gif has "halt your upvotes" written all over it. does someone want to do the honours?

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 8 points9 points ago

I second this. I'm just too lazy.

[–]Crazysaxycool 0 points1 point ago

We're actually watching this in English at the moment. The voices are so badly dubbed, it's hilarious.

[–]OnlyEverything 2 points3 points ago

Best movie ever.

[–]jdegordon 0 points1 point ago

Shits funnier when you are drunk

[–]ClandestineGhost 35 points36 points ago

Because of this movie, I know that rhinos stamp out fires.

[–]onefiftyseven 14 points15 points ago

What Bloody Rhinocerouseseses?

[–]mustang9 2 points3 points ago

And white women can climb trees quickly

[–]Pennies_everywhere 80 points81 points ago

I've actually been on the recieving end of such a situation, and I can tell you this: getting 3-4 steaming hot shells down your collar, running down your chest and neck is FAR from pleasant.

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[–]kingcoyote 65 points66 points ago

Down the shit, eh?

What kind of "indoor range" was this?

[–]GREAT_WALL_OF_DICK 31 points32 points ago

The one that's run by assholes.

[–]lordp 7 points8 points ago

I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

[–]CorporationTshirt 1 point2 points ago

Yep, yep, yep, surrounded by assholes.

[–]candlejack303 6 points7 points ago

Do you think "Keep firing asshole!" Works here?

[–]CorporationTshirt -1 points0 points ago

Yep, yep, yep, most definitely works.

[–]candlejack303 2 points3 points ago

Well then... keep firing assholes!

[–]judgmental_goat 2 points3 points ago

Now kiss

[–]BandCampThug 0 points1 point ago

I said across her nose, not up it!

[–]Ceejae 3 points4 points ago

Well don't blame the poor design on the shooting range. How could they have possibly known that people would be shooting on their premises?

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[–]K-Uno 1 point2 points ago

Yo. Rotate 90 degrees to the left or right.

[–]Cazmonster -2 points-1 points ago

Rotate the gun 90 degrees, you wont get shells in your shit, and your accuracy should improve.

[–]maggiefiasco 13 points14 points ago

Was going to say: I've also been there. My first time going out shooting, no one told me to wear a full shirt.

I wore a v-neck that day, and between my cleavage and my grip, my boobs were basically making a funnel for the hot shells to run down. Terrible.

[–]stinkyp00t 9 points10 points ago

Thanks for that visual. :)

[–]somedaypilot 3 points4 points ago

My fiancee has a scar from that. "Oh I'll be fine, it's only a .22. They don't get that hot."

[–]VoodooAK 2 points3 points ago

Happens with a regular shirt too. It's a terrible time when you get on line with a bunch of M16s and M4s bunched close together. Every damn time I get the buddy to my left hitting me in the face with his brass.

Relavant Terminal Lance

[–]DreadPiratesRobert -1 points0 points ago

Yup. I've gotten plenty of brass down my shirt that way

[–]Cazmonster 1 point2 points ago

OHNOES! Save the boobs!

[–]dimedius 1 point2 points ago

ah damn, can't compete with the boob story but....what had happened was, a was shooting a pistol at the range (before I wore ball caps there) and a shell had bounced off the side and made it arch upward and down in between my safety glasses and eye lids. Was not pleasant, plus I started wearing caps when shooting :P

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[–]happycrabeatsthefish 1 point2 points ago

I had the same issue at the gun range. Told the guy next to me to watch his fucking shells. He sounded like a moron, saying "OK", and kept shooting. Then I yelled at him when another shell burnt me. He moved to a different stall after that.

[–]AtavistArise 1 point2 points ago

Uh... You can't exactly flip a switch and make that shit change where it's ejecting. Your fault for getting pissed at a mechanical device.

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 0 points1 point ago

As someone whos caught two 20 mm shells in my vest, i can confirm this.

[–]isanthrope_may 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this.

[–]thehammer159 0 points1 point ago

I have a perfect imprint of a 5.56 cartridge on my right forearm from a similar incident. It's so well defined that people think I should get it tattooed over.

[–]Askeee 0 points1 point ago

I've got a left handed rifle, so whenever I go to the range people get nice hot brass coming from an unexpected direction :D

[–]Dravidor 40 points41 points ago

God, I love that movie!

[–]FunkyDuncan 21 points22 points ago

WHAT FRIGGIN' MOVIE?!?

[–]valhalla13375 57 points58 points ago

The Gods must be Crazy.

[–]FunkyDuncan 59 points60 points ago

...I guess that explains the top comment. I am an idiot.

[–]renderless 10 points11 points ago

It's a great movie you should try to watch it.

[–]PENGAmurungu 8 points9 points ago

it's a classic.

[–]Verbose_Slayer 15 points16 points ago

your moms a classic

[–]dsfox 0 points1 point ago

There is no try!

[–]Natetrombone1 5 points6 points ago

Spaceballs

[–]ktchch 2 points3 points ago

There's something wrong with the radar, sir

[–]fivez1a 0 points1 point ago

We call it Mr. Coffee

[–]Poopwink -4 points-3 points ago

Me dos, me dos. I found a DVD "boxset" deal with both of 'em for the price of one but I gave it to an old girlfriend :(

[–]realityisoverrated 12 points13 points ago

Incidentally, it'd be, "Tambien, tambien."

*kicks the dirt*

[–]zendick 0 points1 point ago

i didn't understand what he was saying until your comment, thank you

[–]Ashmen 25 points26 points ago

For your viewing pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQF8MEp0mas

[–]r0cketx 9 points10 points ago

I never seen this movie. I laughed my shit out On that scene!

[–]PENGAmurungu 8 points9 points ago

Watch it NOW!

[–]Blinklink7 3 points4 points ago

But it's 3 A.M and my house is on fire. Do I have to?

[–]rooklaw 4 points5 points ago

In the future, when bananas have gone extinct as predicted by some, our children will look at this clip and shake their heads in disappointment.

[–]ronin1066 0 points1 point ago

watch it baked. I have a friend that walked into the theater in the middle of this movie, he almost didn't make it to a seat he was laughing so hard.

EDIT: this song still haunts me

[–]aklemmentin 8 points9 points ago

The slapstick humor in this movie is why I love it so much.

[–]SexyWhiteGuy 7 points8 points ago

This movie made me realize that a coke bottle can really fuck shit up.

[–]Punkwasher 10 points11 points ago

aye aye aye yaai...

[–]llamaLlamallamaS 0 points1 point ago

YA YAIII!!!

[–]JackieChanCan 8 points9 points ago

I haven't seen that movie in like 20 years, but somehow I knew what it was.

[–]Eurycerus 7 points8 points ago

I feel like I wouldn't smack a man's gun while his finger's on the trigger...

[–]GARRETTKELLEY 6 points7 points ago

What movie is this?

[–]artvandelay916 7 points8 points ago

[–]GARRETTKELLEY 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]mmemorsel 3 points4 points ago

Stop playing that bloody game!

(This movie is a huge in-joke in my family.)

[–]HighLandur 3 points4 points ago

The guy looks really sad after he hits his gun.

[–]yiyopuga 5 points6 points ago

ive had this happen. they burn. a lot.

[–]nolson946 2 points3 points ago

That movie was godlike. I SAID TO STOP PLAYING THOSE GOD DAMNED CARDS!

[–]ReactsWithWords 2 points3 points ago

Now someone needs to edit it so it's blasting blue arrows.

[–]edavis98[S] 0 points1 point ago

That would be genius.

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[–]edavis98[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Cut me some slack, the most popular one was a year ago. Not to mention the only ones that happened within my time on Reddit were just 120 and 75 points.

[–]NinjyTerminator -3 points-2 points ago

You even stole the title.

[–]edavis98[S] 2 points3 points ago

Not stealing if I haven't fucking seen it before

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[–]Kai_Daigoji 3 points4 points ago

Yeah. Do some research and check everything that's ever been posted on the internet first next time.

[–]edavis98[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Yes, it matters because there is no way I could've seen it.

[–]Maggioman 3 points4 points ago

Is be pissed too if someone shot a load of hot casings at my face.

[–]Oggumogoggum 1 point2 points ago

Hot casings or not, I'd be pretty upset if someone shot a load at my face.

[–]macutchi 2 points3 points ago

Kony 2013.

[–]Undertow343 0 points1 point ago

That guy shooting looks like a younger Morgan Freeman.

[–]alastor_91 2 points3 points ago

Looks like Denzel Washington to me.

[–]Mohawk200x 0 points1 point ago

Love it haha

[–]that_cool_nigga 1 point2 points ago

hahah oh man I love that movie

[–]sarfinfrijol 1 point2 points ago

I was wondering what was gonna keep me from doing homework and studying tonight. Now I know. Off to watch this hilarious flick.

[–]nwvtskiboy 1 point2 points ago

That's funny. This elephant's dung shows a complete lack of boron.

[–]Basicoctopus 0 points1 point ago

nothing like a little dark humor...

[–]AndrejisPanickin 1 point2 points ago

Jamie Uys (the guy who directed "The Gods Must Be Crazy") also made a documentary called "Animals are Beautiful People", definitely worth a watch. Lovely film.

[–]Flakbadger 1 point2 points ago

"Where is the Anti-Christ?"

Points to tree

"What the hell did you do that for?"

[–]jetpacksforall 1 point2 points ago

BRASSERS

[–]All_the_other_kids 0 points1 point ago

Case ejections really fucking hurt. They don't seem to be going as fast as they are. They will make you bleed.

[–]SydTheDrunk 0 points1 point ago

Kony?

[–]xsylom 0 points1 point ago

I used to watch this movie all the time on VHS when I was a kid. I remember the exact scene where this happened. Upvote for bringing back some good memories!

[–]MyNikesAreBlue 0 points1 point ago

This is weird because we're watching this movie in our Social Studies class.

[–]shofet 0 points1 point ago

I actually know what this is from! My college education means something!

[–]throwaway50955932 -1 points0 points ago

Wait. Is that Gary Coleman??

[–]Azmorium 0 points1 point ago

That would seriously burn the ever livin Daryl out of you!

[–]fishwithlegs 0 points1 point ago

The Gods Must Be Crazy!

[–]FishesDelicious 0 points1 point ago

Lol I love this movie.

[–]ecklcakes 0 points1 point ago

I swear when the casings are coming out no bullets are being fired, or am I retarded?

[–]BubbleGumSelf 0 points1 point ago

Damn those burn when they hit you too.

[–]Dirkinator 0 points1 point ago

I fucking loved that movie when I was little

[–]faRawrie 0 points1 point ago

Shooting table 2 in the Marine Corps.

[–]dantheman321456987 0 points1 point ago

GEEEOOORGE!!!!

Yes boss....

[–]Ridikulus 0 points1 point ago

I love how so many people have seen this movie. I though I was the only one who has ever heard of it.

[–]Ltlfilms 0 points1 point ago

fucking love this movie!!!

[–]grammatiker 0 points1 point ago

I realize I'm going against the grain here, but this movie singlehandedly warped the conception of the San people and many African cultures as being primitive and stupid. I think the movie is brainless hogwash that denegrates a very great culture.

[–]GROADS 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!

[–]dontfoxwithme 0 points1 point ago

That can actually burn the shit out of you.

[–]DudeX247 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title I instantly thought of Coach from Left 4 Dead 2. Am I the only one?

[–]DJ_Royel 0 points1 point ago

Love this movie

[–]BrodyApproves 0 points1 point ago

My buddy & I were out shooting shit once & he ejected 3, 12G shells that all lobbed right at my eye. Shit's annoying.

[–]mcgreeeg -4 points-3 points ago

Gary Coleman?