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[–]abigdill 1483 points1484 points ago

He is on his 4th cameraman, however.

[–]dghughes 222 points223 points ago

That was my thought you see the giant cartwheeling piece of shrapnel miss him but it looked like it went very close to the camera/cameraman (if there was one).

[–]jas330 241 points242 points ago

It actually hit the camera man i believe

Edit im wrong it was this video the camera man got hit http://youtu.be/tD0PKDGlwiw?t=5m25s

[–]ARedFez 69 points70 points ago

He just drops so defeatedly.

boom contact falls "Ah." camera crash

[–]bigmenace 121 points122 points ago

He got hit in the leg from the shrapnel.

(screenshot of the article from FPS Russia's FB)

[–]mszegedy 119 points120 points ago

Oh, it wasn't life-threatening or anything. It just went to the bone.

[–]DrToker 218 points219 points ago

"so, my camera man had little bit of an accident, so I've got to get to a hospital, like my video!"

Classic.

[–]ClearlyFortunate 14 points15 points ago

except he didn't say "like my video", he said "have a nice day" for a this reason

[–]jdzz 12 points13 points ago

Did I just read the above sentence in his fake Russian in my head?

[–]krshgr 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck is up with the comment section!?

[–]SpruceCaboose 72 points73 points ago

Based on the fact that FPSRussian didn't look concerned nor did the camera move at all, I would bet it was on a tripod.

[–]alatare 178 points179 points ago

or he used a Russian cameraman, who simply didn't budge.

[–]SpruceCaboose 28 points29 points ago

You raise a compelling point.

[–]RXDT690 27 points28 points ago

He isn't even Russian himself. Its all an act. He just likes the accent, so he practiced enough.

[–]alatare 11 points12 points ago

Being Eastern European, I could tell there was something fishy. Thanks for confirming!

[–]RXDT690 8 points9 points ago

No problem. Umm what else. He makes 6 figures each year off youtube videos. Not sure exactly on how much, I believe less than 200k.

Also more about the accent, I believe he's been doing it since he was in his early teens. He just made himself into the character he is, and acts it out. Sure its not the best, but its makes the videos that much better.

[–]vanguard_anon 199 points200 points ago

Not a bad thought process but his cameraman, Scott, is his cousin and he doesn't know the first thing about video. They just set everything they have to "auto" and he points it in the right direction.

Scott's sole qualification for the job is that he never ever flinches when things explode. The guy is seriously country, strong as an ox, and scared of nothing.

Source: FPS Russia is a friend of mine. I also know Scott a little bit.

Edit: If anybody cares, I'm the guy in this video doing most of the talking. I know, I needed a shave. My wife was gone so I let it go. :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwGDiNoO8_g

[–]beer_butts_breakfast 38 points39 points ago

Where do I have to move to have friends like this? Because guns and shit.

[–]vanguard_anon 47 points48 points ago

I actually live about 4 1/2 hours from him. We met through youtube. I do a podcast called Painkiller Already with his close associate, FPS Kyle, weekly.

[–]ItsJustNigel 49 points50 points ago

Attention those who are as yet unawares: This is WoodysGamertag from Youtube. He makes gaming videos and is a very cool guy. He is definitely friends with FPS' Russia and Kyle.

[–]vanguard_anon 44 points45 points ago

is a very cool guy

Aww, thanks man. :)

[–]ItsJustNigel 10 points11 points ago

I'm kind of excited that you're talking to me right now.

Also, as a helpful hint if you put a ">" before your words, it will make the blue quote line you are trying to emulate.

[–]I_created_an_account 628 points629 points ago

Certainly on his second producer.

[–]dudewuterson 173 points174 points ago

I don't think you can attribute that to him, though.

[–]coaxfun 87 points88 points ago

Why, what do you know?

[–]432 38 points39 points ago

Can you explain it for me?

[–]steelfrog 153 points154 points ago

His producer was murdered. Shot to the head if memory serves, though I don't know why.

[–]Zazzerpan 61 points62 points ago

It's still under investigation, it happened like a week or two ago.

[–]Ihaveastupidcat 123 points124 points ago

That's like 23 1/2 years in reddit time.

[–]nnagflar 39 points40 points ago

Hell, I've already forgotten which post sparked this thread.

[–]catvllvs 25 points26 points ago

Fuck, I've evolved into a higher life-form... twice.

[–]Rhindon 36 points37 points ago

His producer was found murdered a week or two back. :(

[–]readonlyuser 118 points119 points ago

Too soon.

[–]TOUNGEpunchMYfartBOX 3 points4 points ago

What happened?

[–]Spanky_The_Explorer 17 points18 points ago

Did something happen to the previous three?

[–]FrenchGeek 2350 points2351 points ago

If you do something stupid fast enough, the Universe does not have time to reciprocate.

[–]Journalisto 1971 points1972 points ago

That's what I tell my wife when I'm done.

[–]BrodyApproves 1505 points1506 points ago

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1341 points1342 points ago

[–]icuuvk 160 points161 points ago

Palindromic expression

[–]BrodyApproves 322 points323 points ago

Dude in back looks like he can't make up his mind about sitting down lol.

[–]Sealalol 263 points264 points ago

And the woman in the back just looks shady as fuck.

[–]CantHearYou 138 points139 points ago

The older guy in the back just stays sleeping.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 345 points346 points ago

Guy in front looks just like Christian Bale.

[–]triplea20x 98 points99 points ago

THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT THAT WAS DAVE GROHL.

SHIT...

[–]PaullyDee19 42 points43 points ago

He's dead.

[–]Igor_the_barbarian 14 points15 points ago

And the grey-haired man is blowing someone a kiss.

[–]rockstar987123 44 points45 points ago

And I have loaded this gif 5 times now....thanks guys.

[–]hotnvicious5 36 points37 points ago

Actually, to me, it looks as if he's falling off his chair.

[–]1337ingDisorder 49 points50 points ago

Looks more like his chair is dropping into a trap door.. or like that chair is the elevator to the secret base below the banquet hall

[–]1337ingDisorder 8 points9 points ago

haha in the forward one it looks that way too, like he's just taken the elevator chair up from the secret base below the banquet hall

[–]NeckbeardNegligee 11 points12 points ago

It is so much better in reverse.

[–]Relevant_Jeopardy 12 points13 points ago

ROUND: DOUBLE JEOPARDY!

CHEMISTRY [$1000]

In 2000 she married David Bale, father of actor Christian, but we assume she's still "Ms.", not Mrs.

[–]Dremadad 5 points6 points ago

BZZZZ... Who is Gloria Steinem?

[–]Relevant_Jeopardy 3 points4 points ago

Correct! $1000 to Dremadad.

[–]souldonkey 105 points106 points ago

[–]gsn42 38 points39 points ago

Is that Jeremy Renner?

[–]ALT-F-X 38 points39 points ago

Yes

[–]tmlangen 80 points81 points ago

after 20 minutes this gif becomes quite disturbing.. looks like he is crying. brace yourself I'm going in for 20 more

[–]TelamonianAjax 67 points68 points ago

13 minutes ago

STAY STRONG

[–]Twist3dsoul22 42 points43 points ago

That just become my new favourite reaction gif.

[–]Sum_Bitch 227 points228 points ago

[–]trixter192 118 points119 points ago

I'm fully erect.

[–]fhi08 86 points87 points ago

[–]ForcedSexWithPlants 55 points56 points ago

That just become my new favourite reaction gif.

[–]lonjaxson 52 points53 points ago

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 25 points26 points ago

That just become my new favourite reaction gif.

[–]byobguy 9 points10 points ago

Dammit is that man majestic.

[–]marky_sparky 8 points9 points ago

It's fucking distracting!

[–]rampage-set 4 points5 points ago

I'm disturbed, yet oddly... HOT.

[–]friedokra 6 points7 points ago

If ever they make a movie about Charles Manson...

[–]BATMANSON 29 points30 points ago

I'm working on it, sheesh.

[–]ratajewie 4 points5 points ago

Damn. That's exactly what I was looking for. We need to see him recreate this.

[–]ElPatreeecko 15 points16 points ago

Anyone know what joke Gervais cracked here? The broad in the background looks cuntilly offended.

[–]NobodySpecific 10 points11 points ago

I want to sign a really angry letter with "Cuntilly yours, ", but I don't write letters so I'll never have the satisfaction. What a wonderful word.

[–]metalguitar103 18 points19 points ago

By the time she has formulated a response, you've either fallen asleep or left for work.

[–]L-boogie 72 points73 points ago

[–]absentbird 10 points11 points ago

Oh the infamous .jpg gif. Wake up sheeple, your file extensions are just an illusion!

[–]Shattypants 97 points98 points ago

I made it into a motivational poster so I could hang it up in my office.

I couldn't think of a good background image to use...

[–]RGIIIsus 14 points15 points ago

And if you do it with a damn smile on his face, like FPSRussia, then the Universe will actually reward you.

[–]ThePoonHunter 41 points42 points ago

Confirmed.

Source: I am not a smart man.

[–]vincent118 15 points16 points ago

Or it'll hit you hard enough that you won't feel the damage or the death.

[–]septimus379 694 points695 points ago

Look at those reflexes!!!

[–]ClosetedClaustrophob 381 points382 points ago

I think he just wanted to see the other side of that huge piece of shrapnel.

[–]lolmunkies 32 points33 points ago

Explosions got nothing on a flying car door.

[–]florinandrei 374 points375 points ago

[–]Random832 36 points37 points ago

audio sync'd gifs - the youtube of before there was youtube.

[–]kidkolumbo 3 points4 points ago

That's cute, in a weird way. I'm not familiar with the series, but she's a robot right?

[–]d_i 3 points4 points ago

Thats Lal, yes she is an android.

[–]recombined 3 points4 points ago

Hate to be that guy but he still had his face tucked into the scope while the big piece flew by. He turned away only after the seeing/feeling veritable wall of smaller shit coming at him.

[–]arzthaus 269 points270 points ago

I like how at 3:51, you can hear someone saying "HOLY FUCKING SHIT"

[–]venounan 103 points104 points ago

lol I missed this the first time, because the guy says it so slow: hollleyyy.... fuuckkinnggg.... shiiieeettttt

[–]Bootleg_Fireworks 58 points59 points ago

In addition to that, Kyle (Dmitri) stayed incredibly chilled. About half a meter to the left and that thing would have sliced him up.

[–]OhTenGeneral 64 points65 points ago

That long pause right after seems to me like in his head he's absolutely panicked and trying to calm down and make words come out of his mouth.

[–]seriously-akward10 101 points102 points ago

I like to think his inner self was yelling so loud it was actually his voice we heard in the background at 3:51.

[–]Joshbuhgosh 12 points13 points ago

Gave me a good laugh, hahah, I like to think that too.

[–]sfurules 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for making me happy

[–]my_name_is_X 6 points7 points ago

Wow, you really have to listen, and turn your volume all the way up, but shit that was funny!

[–]Team_Khalifa 12 points13 points ago

Oh I wondered why he stared at the camera like a weirdo for a few seconds

[–]Sherbniz 147 points148 points ago

I have a hunch this piece of shrapnel is CGI, no one would stand this close to something that explodes violently enough to send pieces flying like this... D:

[–]UndercoverPotato 336 points337 points ago

Oh believe me, FPSRussia would. When a commenter said he was certain to get hit by shrapnel like this he replied "I hope so, imagine the views if I lose an arm!"

[–]Sherbniz 122 points123 points ago

He did have GCI going on in that one drone video, and it would certainly help his act, since Russians are not especially known for dispensing fucks in copious ammounts...

Then again... I wouldn't put it past him to be this oblivious to the possibility of dismemberment.

[–]RationalArgumentMan 151 points152 points ago

Isn't his Russian accent fake?

[–]iPotatoFry 247 points248 points ago

Yes, he's actually from Georgia, USA.

[–]Mechanikore 70 points71 points ago

So he's from Georgia, not Georgia.

[–]RationalArgumentMan 86 points87 points ago

Sounds about right. While his videos are cool and all, his disregard for safety isn't cool-- at least I don't think so anyway. Gives a bad name for responsible firearm owners who safely practice shooting.

[–]BlueHarvest28 77 points78 points ago

BUT IT'S SO COOL!!!!

[–]Tapeboy 13 points14 points ago

To be completely fair, he's pretty spot on with his trigger safety and actual gun handling. He just tends to neglect his own safety after the rounds connect. Not a good idea for him, but it doesn't adversely affect anyone who didn't know what they were getting into.

[–]aka_dev 4 points5 points ago

Yes he went by FPS Kyle for a pretty good amount of time before using the FPS Russia persona.

[–]TheAntman217 55 points56 points ago

Yeah I remember that video, it was clearly promotion for Black Ops 2 and everyone was downvoting me on YouTube for saying it. But what do you know, Black Ops 2 comes out and who do you guess was in the commercial...

[–]martinpolak 19 points20 points ago

Wait, it didn't say it was VFX in description? I think he also left a thanks to Freddy W.

Atleast I remember reading that somewhere

[–]worn 8 points9 points ago

Here's the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk2fgJU

Really good fake, IMO.

[–]OompaOrangeFace 5 points6 points ago

Really good fake, IMO.

Maybe if you live in a Universe with different laws of physics than Earth.

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[–]Sherbniz 9 points10 points ago

That I know.

his act

[–]winterbean 41 points42 points ago

Pretty sure the camera guy was hurt in this one, or at least another one. And unrelated, but the manager/owner/something of FPSrussia was murdered not too long ago.

[–]Sherbniz 28 points29 points ago

Youtube has become such a dangerous turf...

[–]Plague735 22 points23 points ago

cameraman was hurt on the one with the fridge

[–]HoldmysunnyD 4 points5 points ago

Source for the second sentence?

edit: I found it further down. Link.

[–]Aquagoat 12 points13 points ago

I don't know, looks pretty real. The video shows it in super slow mo too.

[–]amillionthmonkey 5 points6 points ago

Yeah, and that reaction seems about right.

"Cool guys don't look at explosions, cool guys don't fret abou... Now what's something pithy I can say?"

[–]ThisBetterBeWorthIt 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, Kyle's pretty loose about all that it seems. Camera guy has been hit before, nothing huge but still.

[–]A_wild_fusa_appeared 45 points46 points ago

Kyle's pretty loose about all that

That's an understatement, he is that close to a car he knows will explode. No protection on his body from large pieces of debris and no eye/face protection. This is far from loose, that's just reckless

[–]HARD0 23 points24 points ago

This guy will be getting a Darwin award soon I bet

[–]Triangular_Desire 50 points51 points ago

He does this in pretty much all of his videos. There have been many close calls. He just doesnt give a fuck. It isnt cgi. You can see the camera jump as it flys by.

Also check the slow mo at the end of the video, you can clearly see the door leaving in the direction the shrapnel was traveling. Also the gaping hole where a door should be when the smoke clears.

[–]Umpa 67 points68 points ago

Close calls? His cameraman gets hit by exploding fridge shrapnel in one of his videos.

[–]ninjadude2112 24 points25 points ago

Link to said video?

[–]Avengerr 33 points34 points ago

Here you go. There was a follow up video where it actually showed the guy's leg with a huge gash in it but I can't find it.

[–]Doddilus 7 points8 points ago

he tweeted a pic, doesn't look that bad considering... (NSFW Obviously...) https://twitter.com/TheFPShow/status/269869627654430722

[–]Laurelais_Hygiene 46 points47 points ago

He put every stat point in luck and charisma and maxed big guns.

[–]iHeartCoolStuff 8 points9 points ago

Intel and Wisdom are somewhat lacking.

[–]cgillett 568 points569 points ago

His producer did die.

[–]tsahyt 337 points338 points ago

Yes, but not in an explosive way. Bullet to the forehead if I remember correctly.

[–]ilikehamburgers 140 points141 points ago

Source

[–]tsahyt 288 points289 points ago

Huffington Post. It says head, not forehead, got that mixed up.

[–]TheClassic 569 points570 points ago

Mixed up, or you just let slip an unreleased detail? We found our murderer everybody.

[–]teemarsh422 223 points224 points ago

Everyone look for buried dogs.

[–]steviesteveo12 69 points70 points ago

The trick's to dig 10 feet down, everywhere

[–]tsahyt 47 points48 points ago

Are you a scriptwriter for one of those crime shows?

[–]man_and_machine 39 points40 points ago

are you a producer for one of those crime shows?

[–]Indeaux 5 points6 points ago

[–]Websler 14 points15 points ago

did they ever solve that?

[–]tsahyt 47 points48 points ago

Dunno, it's only been a couple of weeks.

[–]MorleyDotes 7 points8 points ago

He just said it was a bullet to the forehead.

[–]The_Director 114 points115 points ago

I would like to point out he was actually murdered.

[–]TrojanX 24 points25 points ago

Yea but he was murdered, not from FPS Russia videos.

[–]itsMalarky 54 points55 points ago

One report i read was that he was killed "EXECUTION STYLE".

and then all these conspiracy theorists said it was because anti-gun advocates were assassinating vocal pro-gunners.

found a source

[–]GundamWang 173 points174 points ago

With guns.

[–]akai_ferret 24 points25 points ago

If you were trying to make a point that guns are bad ... what else would you use?

Let me be clear, I don't believe the conpiracy bullshit for a minute.
But if I were anti-gun and I wanted to send a message about guns being dangerous and remove a gun advocate from the playing field?

Well it's two birds with one stone man.
The added irony makes it work all the better.

Hell, just look at the comments here.
Anti-gun folk are just eating this shit up.

[–]admisaok 21 points22 points ago

"We don't like that you're pro-gun. Now we're gonna kill you with this gun."

[–]Bloodhit 95 points96 points ago

He almost kill his cameraman like that.

http://youtu.be/tD0PKDGlwiw?t=5m25s

[–]Smar_tass 17 points18 points ago

Fuck man, get some cover.

[–]GigaRebyc 36 points37 points ago

"FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER OR LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK TO SEE PICTURES OF WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAMERAMAN."

[–]muselk 17 points18 points ago

Seems like the kinda exploitation us redditors do for upvotes...

[–]Davecasa 7 points8 points ago

So someone link the pictures please...

[–]hotsauce217 196 points197 points ago

I like to think when he watched the video, he thinks to himself, holy shit I almost died then in a nice Russian accent has a laugh about it

[–]amillionthmonkey 80 points81 points ago

Ah the video this's taken from is one where he's letting dat accent slip.

NO. Bad FPSRussia.

[–]cereal3 48 points49 points ago

IMO his accent is pretty bad anyway

[–]demon1255 91 points92 points ago

It's supposed to be.

[–]Maerig 21 points22 points ago

This man clearly knows what he's doing. No wonder he hasn't died yet. See how he turns his head, which makes him immune to death.

[–]Im-postle-able 2 points3 points ago

It's a composite. I.e. the exploding truck and his shooting the gun/reaction are two separate shots.

[–]Symploce 19 points20 points ago

Reminds me of this

Crazy shit

[–]tourmalinetangent 87 points88 points ago

Natural selection will get him sooner or later.

[–]Imgeeyo 28 points29 points ago

Fuck yeah Darwinism

[–]JacobTrollette 136 points137 points ago

Darwinism does not count when professional Russian.

[–]zaery 134 points135 points ago

professional Russian.

White boy from Georgia pretending to be russian.

FTFY.

[–]toThe9thPower 42 points43 points ago

There are still people who actually believe he is Russian. The guy posts gameplay commentaries still. FPS Kyle, that is the name he uses and he definitely has no Russian accent.

[–]Clint_ 51 points52 points ago

He even has a podcast and he has mentioned several times about how funny it is when people get into massive flame wars over whether he is or not.

[–]supercj476 5 points6 points ago

he even has a podcast

Technically it's Wings' podcast...

[–]Heimdall2061 9 points10 points ago

But which Georgia?

[–]zaery 7 points8 points ago

The boring one.

[–]Al_Goregasm 43 points44 points ago

awesome gif, not super sure it belongs in /r/funny though

[–]ilikefacts[S,!] 33 points34 points ago

The classic debate. In the end, though, I found it rather funny. Definitely not /r/wtf. /r/gifs probably would have worked, but what are you gonna do?

[–]GoldenDriller 62 points63 points ago

Near-death experience? /r/funny. Death? /r/wtf.

[–]ClosetedClaustrophob 51 points52 points ago

Near-life experience? /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]about7beavers 18 points19 points ago

I think you mean /r/nsfw.

[–]Dickfore 15 points16 points ago

Sounds more like /r/pullingout

[–]SoylentMOOP 5 points6 points ago

[–]dix-n-cider 27 points28 points ago

One of the producers was murdered very recently. Here is the story.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/09/keith-ratliff-fpsrussia-dead_n_2439284.html

[–]hasslethehoff 1 point2 points ago

please post vid!

[–]TobySaunders 3 points4 points ago

If that wasn't edited with computer graphics, then that gif was about 12 mere inches away from being a gorey, WTF, death gif... needless to say, that guy was a fool.