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Can I draw you... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]etv09 98 points99 points ago

The blonde hair one got me

[–]njeXshn 154 points155 points ago

That last one...

[–]joeanon 68 points69 points ago

The black girl is actually cute

[–]AKFishing 4 points5 points ago

Maybe if you were born on a farm and retarded Edit- I guess reddit hates In Bruges, what a shame it has some good writing.

[–]dr_chinstrap 12 points13 points ago

Hilarious movie. Colin Farrells best movie.

[–]joejoejimmyjoe 4 points5 points ago

Intermission is recommended then. You will love it

[–]RudyBagels 7 points8 points ago

I really liked Seven Psychopaths, but that was really more to do with his surrounding cast although he himself wasnt bad.

[–]joejoejimmyjoe 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen that one, but I recommend intermission as it features a very similar sense of humour, though it is lower budget, its a superior movie imo. So if you liked the dark humour of in bruges, you'll love it!

[–]rconnelly20 0 points1 point ago

I really hated Ray though

[–]doctorduck88 14 points15 points ago

I got it. It's a little bit obscure though. Plus the fact that she's black probably got the masses riled up. Either way, you'll be ok =)

[–]WaffleSports 3 points4 points ago

Source

[–]0phiuchus -1 points0 points ago

154 upvotes, 151 down...this could get interesting

[–]egores_house 1 point2 points ago

or perhaps some people don't remember every movie quote from every movie ever.

[–]Bronchito 1 point2 points ago

Great smile

[–]ZEB1138 12 points13 points ago

I think that's Mr. Popo's wife.

[–]Mountainviewer650 0 points1 point ago

This comment is hilarious. The post in general may prey on people who are putting themselves out there, so that part is less funny.

[–]Tom_Robinson 2 points3 points ago

It's very accurate.

[–]mrdodie88 -1 points0 points ago

Spot on

[–]Moldybooks 58 points59 points ago

Poor forehead girl.

[–]durple_pinosaurs 44 points45 points ago

Poorhead girl

[–]sculder17 9 points10 points ago

headgirl

[–]worstchristmasever 9 points10 points ago

hearl

[–]brennanx1 3 points4 points ago

sounds like my kind of girl

[–]Joblesswhore 0 points1 point ago

lrigdaeh

[–]Loopyprawn 15 points16 points ago

Head On. Apply all 7 bottles directly to forehead!

[–]wonderpickle2147 8 points9 points ago

Please. That's a fivehead, at least.

[–]spooty1 90 points91 points ago

This is funny but it looks like he's doing these to people on a dating site, and by looking at a few they might have self esteem issues or depression or something. It just seems a little harsh to me.

[–]dolan0 17 points18 points ago

Pretty shitty thing to do to someone.

[–]Camo4ammo -2 points-1 points ago

You haven't been around the internet too long, have you...?

[–]Creatine_Monohydrate 4 points5 points ago

Have you ever been on Plenty of Fish? It's red-flag city there. Depression and self-esteem are the mildest of issues women suffer from on there.

[–]crazysunflower 2 points3 points ago

Wow. A co-worker met her SO on that site. You really have me wondering what she is hiding - and him ...

[–]scientificopolitico 0 points1 point ago

I would say that site is about 90% people with serious issues, but there are a few people on there that are pretty normal. I got super busy with school and was finding it really hard to meet new people. Yes I got some creepy messages and definitely had a couple awkward meet ups, but I was only on there a couple weeks before meeting my current SO. He'd just moved and was having a hard time meeting people. I think there is just a huge stereotype because there really are a lot of weirdos on there.

[–]ThatGuyRememberMe 2 points3 points ago

Maybe he just takes a picture but doesn't hit the send button.

[–]CN4President 40 points41 points ago

His attention to detail is astounding.

[–]rconnelly20 2 points3 points ago

The contrasting of shadows is truly beautiful

[–]killerado 21 points22 points ago

Is there a subreddit specifically for this, because I like it.

[–]servohahn 19 points20 points ago

/r/repost

[–]oldsecondhand 2 points3 points ago

/r/redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]nick_giudici 5 points6 points ago

Relevant: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/2/22/

[–]RepostParrot 31 points32 points ago

Old as hell, but still good

[–]Grandmasterchoda 11 points12 points ago

Good bird, have a cracker.

[–]beeper917 32 points33 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Flattering artist is flattering 12coms 21pts 1yr pics
This artist is too flattering. 4coms 14pts 1yr funny
A little bit of artist... 18coms 320pts 4mos 4chan
Hey girl, I'm bit of an artist. Would you like me to sketch you? 40coms 770pts 6mos 4chan
Art Students ! (hilarious pictures) 4coms 12pts 12mos funny
I'm a bit of an artist, would you like me to sketch you? 5coms 27pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]toThe9thPower 6 points7 points ago

Posted 6 times. Only one of those times was it even remotely popular with 770 karma. Another time it only got 320 and the rest are absolutely meaningless because they got seen by very few people. The times it was actually popular were 4 months and 6 months ago. That is quite a long time especially since the most popular one was 6 months ago. So in conclusion, your passive aggressive complaint about this being reposted is nonsense. This is valid content many people have not seen before. Holy shit though, this guy is constantly trying to call out reposts like he is some Reddit white knight.

[–]rotidder4lyfe 7 points8 points ago

TIL there is a certain art to reposting as well as a certain art to calling out a reposter.

[–]JohnSwanFromTheLough -4 points-3 points ago

Isn't he a bot no? Unless bots have developed snarkiness.

[–]toThe9thPower 0 points1 point ago

No? Their history looks like any other Reddit account. That is just someone using Karma decay to post all the times it has been reposted. This is often irrelevant because most of those posts never get any attention at all.

[–]JohnSwanFromTheLough 3 points4 points ago

I agree, whenever I see the wall of links I skim on to the next comment.

[–]RodrikHarlaw -4 points-3 points ago

...except when you stop to read all the replies and then add your own thoughts.

[–]DirtyGolem -1 points0 points ago

http://imgur.com/gallery/9vXU26E

[–]hurrr123 6 points7 points ago

The artist basically draws attention to whatever the girl would have a complex about. Have a mustache or big forehead? LET ME MAGNIFY IT.

[–]account_seven 6 points7 points ago

God, that hits right in the feels. That is dedication to douchebaggery right there.

[–]chadpatrick 5 points6 points ago

I have the same Makita drill as you!

[–]ODubhghaill -3 points-2 points ago

I have no idea why but I find your comment hilarious.

[–]Drddb 6 points7 points ago

I have no idea why but I laughed so much I actually cried. I think something is wrong with me.

[–]BWalker19 2 points3 points ago

I wish there were reaction comments.

Can someone just make them up? Most of the stuff we think is real is fake anyway,

[–]rotidder4lyfe 1 point2 points ago

"My skin isn't black. It's brown."

[–]ReBurnInator 2 points3 points ago

Makes me wish /r/redditgetsmspainted would take off. Imagine how funny that could be...

[–]polewiki 2 points3 points ago

This is mean.

[–]RepostFrom4chan 0 points1 point ago

Wonder where this came from.

[–]dorkstar[!] 3 points4 points ago

snohomish.

[–]nevereverelevant 4 points5 points ago

Does a great job of bringing out everyone's imperfections.

[–]malicious_swine 2 points3 points ago

Lost me at racist bullshiit.

[–]ChunkBunny 2 points3 points ago

I actually know one of those girls, haven't seen her in years. Odd way to see her again.

[–]mycorgiisamazing 5 points6 points ago

Well, now I have to know which one.

[–]xtbhxo 0 points1 point ago

This is funny, but mean.

[–]Kosard 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell for laughing my ass off at the last one.

[–]Phooey138 0 points1 point ago

I just want to see the responses.

[–]inb4deth -1 points0 points ago

I've been waiting forever for someone to do this for me :(

[–]JoeyKnight 0 points1 point ago

9th one down looks like Bucky off King of The Hill hahaha.

[–]richardec 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have their responses? I gotta see their responses!

[–]BeMoreCareful -1 points0 points ago

A couple were funny, and sort of wonderful, but the douche shone through.

[–]famrussell 0 points1 point ago

I lost it at the adams apple.

[–]ToastedSandwich 1 point2 points ago

call me a purist, but i prefer shitty_watercolour

[–]MichaelDRennie 0 points1 point ago

This is so mean, I hate that I laughed.

[–]Aperfectmoment 1 point2 points ago

he is very very good at finding a negative and exaggerating it!

[–]MakkaCha -1 points0 points ago

The blond one and the black girl, nailed it.

[–]bad_pattern 0 points1 point ago

laughing so hard

[–]EroticHomicide 1 point2 points ago

OP wonders why he has to spend paycheck on lotion.

[–]scubasteev 0 points1 point ago

lol cannot stop laughing

[–]ghazdreg 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't expecting to laugh...laughed...woke my wife up...caught an elbow. Deserved it.

[–]Mrihaveacat 0 points1 point ago

4 killed me

[–]skyman724 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see Steven Tyler in the second one?

[–]fortyozjuicebox 0 points1 point ago

I didn't want that to end.

[–]funnlks56 0 points1 point ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/13k68c/i_have_never_laughed_so_hard_at_anything_on_the/

[–]seb_fisher 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see the reactions, that would probably be pretty funny.

[–]ghostbackwards 6 points7 points ago

more like....depressing.

[–]Walteroni -2 points-1 points ago

i laughed too fucking hard at this....

[–]Doderking 2 points3 points ago

Best thing I've seen on Reddit...today

[–]Brutalitarian 0 points1 point ago

I'll get the rock...

[–]ODubhghaill 1 point2 points ago

I wish I knew how to reach this guy, I want my portrait did.

[–]yukonwanderer -1 points0 points ago

I laughed, against my wishes.

[–]armour56 1 point2 points ago

Once in a while a post comes along that makes me genuinely laugh out loud uncontrollably and this is undoubtedly one of them.

[–]gamegeny -1 points0 points ago

Booooooooooo.

[–]mookstar1 1 point2 points ago

Dat drill

[–]MikeyInLA -1 points0 points ago

As someone that frequents POF, this is awesome!

[–]I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH 0 points1 point ago

There is a certain amount of talent required to do caricatures. He doesn't have it.

[–]rotidder4lyfe 5 points6 points ago

I beg to differ.

[–]jrtheo -3 points-2 points ago

Nailed it

[–]kzcatlady -3 points-2 points ago

Old but still hilarious. Dat smile on the last one. :]

[–]loanwolf -4 points-3 points ago

  1. wtf man.

[–]loercase -4 points-3 points ago

This was funny when it was posted a long time ago.

[–]bertosquirto -3 points-2 points ago

Bahaha this just helped squeeze one big turd out. Thank you for this post!

[–]ScopeSV -2 points-1 points ago

Very accurate drawings! The "artist" is going to hell, and I guess so am I!

[–]Dev_il -2 points-1 points ago

hahaha the eyebrows on the forehead one

[–]outlawcountry -2 points-1 points ago

Draw me like one of your french girls?

[–]baseballguy123 -2 points-1 points ago

The tenth one down is better than the original I you ask me

[–]Gavanover -2 points-1 points ago

Fucking hilarious.

[–]dunnjay -2 points-1 points ago

blonde and the black.... seriously bust out laughing to the point i started coughing.

[–]mlaw92 -2 points-1 points ago

This is gold

[–]Close_Your_Legs -2 points-1 points ago

Isn't that Babe25 right after mustache girl?

[–]kahell 1 point2 points ago

This probably does wonders for their self esteem.

[–]rfreyna -3 points-2 points ago

The farther down you go, the better they get.

[–]thritr3 -3 points-2 points ago

If you actually look at the picture (first one) and take away the JPG you can see it's from 2 years ago... lol

[–]yukonmadman -1 points0 points ago

been reposted too many times to count since then.

[–]dericpeace -4 points-3 points ago

I can't tell if I laughed bc some of these are good, or if I am going to hell...either way, it appears I am southbound...

[–]toltec56 -3 points-2 points ago

Pig girl probably committed suicide D: