Bob Saget after Full House.

RepostParrot · 2013-01-24T19:29:22+00:00

His stand up was pretty edgy pre full house.

SHAME_CUM_AND_FARTS · 2013-01-24T20:43:11+00:00

"Everyone always thought me and Stamos were gay. He was the only gay one. I just fucked him."

kevie3drinks · 2013-01-24T19:59:25+00:00

After a Full House marathon, look up "Bob Sagat the aristocats" on youtube.

Edit: haha, aristocrats i mean. aristocrats

everybody wants to be a cat.

pics-or-didnt-happen · 2013-01-24T20:46:05+00:00

Both before and after Full House, he performed the filthiest stand-up you can imagine.

luckyace · 2013-01-24T21:25:40+00:00

"I seen him!!!"

RadicalBoner · 2013-01-24T21:25:51+00:00

During his standup, he told a story about how a van full of stoner kids drove past him and his daughters walking down the street. They ripped open the sliding van door and screamed, "YEAH BOB SAGET YOU USED TO SUCK DICK FOR COKE." and sped off.

He said it wasn't easy explaining to his daughters.

teaker · 2013-01-24T21:00:12+00:00

Boo this man!

alQamar · 2013-01-24T19:59:25+00:00

I just love how he portrays himself in Entourage. (I know this isn't from entourage but it's fitting)

Valladian · 2013-01-24T22:14:18+00:00

Here is this scene in case anyone wants to see it.

princessdeeuhreeuh · 2013-01-24T19:32:31+00:00

Half baked! I love that movie. Sampson!

getsome13 · 2013-01-24T21:26:57+00:00

TIL Bob Saget is the narrator of How I Met Your Mother

SmokeyMcDabs · 2013-01-24T21:29:44+00:00

I saw Bob Saget live in Vegas and he was fucking hilarious...the crowd asked for the aristocrats joke, but he declined because he knew there was people there expecting the full house Bob Saget and were probably already disappointed enough.

Crooooow · 2013-01-24T20:05:46+00:00

Bob Saget is one of the filthiest comedians. Full House is why most people know him, but is probably the furthest thing from his act.

AmboC · 2013-01-24T21:02:46+00:00

No, that's just Bob Saget.

RevRound · 2013-01-24T21:05:57+00:00

Its actually amazing that Bob Saget is known mostly as a wholesome TV personality from all of his years on Full House and Americas Funniest Home videos because its a complete 180 from his work as a stand up comedian which can be extremely explicit and to some very offensive. I guess it says a lot about a person who can manage to do radically different roles well

SuitedPair · 2013-01-24T20:41:58+00:00

Didn't he actually direct the movie?

apullin · 2013-01-24T22:16:03+00:00

This is just a joke from Half Baked. That's all it is.

nooath · 2013-01-24T21:46:45+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/NgAlTkV.jpg

dynasonic · 2013-01-24T21:34:33+00:00

I SEEN HIM!

project_seven · 2013-01-24T21:51:40+00:00

I seen't it!!!

DraculaOnTheMoon · 2013-01-24T22:59:45+00:00

''I SEEN HIM!''.

ArchieMcFly · 2013-01-24T20:26:20+00:00

OH BOB SAGET!

awesome_nards · 2013-01-24T21:34:19+00:00

Bob Saget is actually a funny dude. He had a night on Saturday Night Live where during his opening speech he goes off about (and I'm paraphrasing), "Look it was good money, I needed the paycheck, I know my jokes weren't funny but look at the material I had to work with. Don't you tell me you woulda said no to that kinda money! But now that I'm on a more adult show and I don't have to worry about image I'll tell you all something I've wanted to say on tv forever. NIPPLES ASS WEINER!!!"

Chavran · 2013-01-24T20:04:33+00:00

This was the moment I fell in love with Bob Saget all over again.

jglee1236 · 2013-01-24T20:39:25+00:00

*during [FTFY]

MikeDinSD · 2013-01-24T20:45:00+00:00

Bob Saget is a funny fucker. I believe he also wrote some of Half Baked.

Im_a_wet_towel · 2013-01-24T20:54:33+00:00

Bob Sagat:

That's Fucked Up.

Watch it.

Queen_LaQueefah · 2013-01-24T21:14:37+00:00

I heard somewhere that this scene cost him his job on America's Funniest Home Videos

crazedcanuck · 2013-01-24T21:14:38+00:00

After watching Half Baked so many times.. I think I actually beleived/assumed Bob Saget did in fact have a coke habit and this was just him joking about it.

I don't know why my brain thought it was o.k to assume that but it did.

Lough5280 · 2013-01-24T21:17:47+00:00

Throwback!

MMasterpasqua · 2013-01-24T21:23:56+00:00

Bob Saget has always been vulgar. Read a fucking book.

zendick · 2013-01-24T21:24:51+00:00

He was like this before full house, he is one of the foulest mouth comics around.

pinothepirate · 2013-01-24T21:25:26+00:00

Bob saget has always been a dirty, dirty comedian.

CellularArrest · 2013-01-24T21:31:47+00:00

I really just want to know if he actually fucked Kimmie Gibler.

joshsg · 2013-01-24T21:34:11+00:00

Welcome to 1998

rahtin · 2013-01-24T21:38:45+00:00

Exact same way he acted before Full House as well.

Jokse · 2013-01-24T21:40:04+00:00

Wait a second... What's the addiction? Sucking dick or coke?

Fiendishskater · 2013-01-24T21:41:22+00:00

Drug=Addiction?

o0staypuft0o · 2013-01-24T21:46:28+00:00

You children, so young...

Jakelshark · 2013-01-24T21:47:25+00:00

In other words, Half Baked is on Netflix

(seen a few things from it the past couple days)

shikza · 2013-01-24T21:47:32+00:00

"You see, Killer was born of a three legged bitch, and he was ashamed of that!"

ImperialJustice95 · 2013-01-24T21:50:07+00:00

For cheeseburgers i have

ComebackShane · 2013-01-24T21:50:31+00:00

".... and kids, that's how I met your mother."

girlsc0utcookies · 2013-01-24T21:53:41+00:00

Kids, in the winter of 2013 I got into a bad habit of sucking dick for coke.

jonrojas · 2013-01-24T22:03:43+00:00

Yup. Should have seen Saget BEFORE Full House.

skibum607 · 2013-01-24T22:04:07+00:00

And that's how I met your mother.

arsene14 · 2013-01-24T22:04:50+00:00

You could have just replaced the picture w/ $$$ and it'd be more accurate.

Side note: Just saw him perform last night and he was hilarious. Definitely check him out if he comes to your town!

baemey · 2013-01-24T22:06:32+00:00

Also before Full House. Really, just Bob Saget.

MrSurly · 2013-01-24T22:08:46+00:00

Full House was the only clean part of his career.

razerdoh · 2013-01-24T22:10:29+00:00

youtube link

madame_savvy · 2013-01-24T22:11:12+00:00

While filthy, saw his routine at my university two years ago and he was hilarious

Slopples · 2013-01-24T22:14:18+00:00

This was hilarious in 1998!

NotAnFed · 2013-01-24T22:14:28+00:00

THIS HORSE IS A DIABETIC!

bigmeech · 2013-01-24T22:17:02+00:00

dae see half baked

dae bob saget potty mouth

webtoweb2pumps · 2013-01-24T22:17:12+00:00

Oh Bob Saget was fucked even during full house! This is what I mean.

m4tic · 2013-01-24T22:19:52+00:00

mfw i heard bob saget curse for the first time.

DoctorDannyTanner · 2013-01-24T22:21:52+00:00

Wait there was something after Full House??

CletusAwreetus · 2013-01-24T22:23:02+00:00

Right near da beach!

Sorry, I love Half Baked.

Anus_master · 2013-01-24T22:24:16+00:00

I see people offering to suck dick for weed all the time on 4chan hookup threads, for reals.

royalewithcheese13 · 2013-01-24T22:28:26+00:00

Are you people to young to remember half-baked? This is crazy

daaays · 2013-01-24T22:28:29+00:00

the cable version he claims he "sucked feet" for Coke.

WHAMMBO · 2013-01-24T22:32:19+00:00

I guess cigarettes and alcohol aren't addictive either using that tortured logic.

TobySaunders · 2013-01-24T22:37:34+00:00

If alcohol were illegal, people would suck for that too, & I'm sure some already do, so let's not gang up on a drug just because it's culturally-taboo or illegal.

GlimmerOfSoap · 2013-01-24T22:39:23+00:00

That was actually Bob Saget during Full House too.

Source: Jodi Sweetin's memoir. Which you should all read.

Awesome-0_4000 · 2013-01-24T22:51:03+00:00

Bob Saget, the original Tosh.

orangesandpriests · 2013-01-24T22:53:01+00:00

I remember being so suprised when I saw his standup after growing up on Full House. They played it on CC a few years back and it was honestly my first lesson in "actors are not their characters."

fatalicus · 2013-01-24T22:53:21+00:00

Rollin' with Saget

WaluiJ · 2013-01-24T22:55:45+00:00

420 Blaze it Saget

Suicidal_Cheezit · 2013-01-24T23:05:38+00:00

Bob Saget once called me a "fucking pussy" during one of his stand up performances for saying that middle children get treated more unfairly than their other siblings. I found it hilarious.

Kendo16 · 2013-01-24T23:11:47+00:00

What movie is this?

jubba · 2013-01-24T23:14:54+00:00

Welcome to more than 10 years since this movie came out.

TopsDrop · 2013-01-24T23:22:26+00:00

A friend of mine told me that when AFV would come on, during the intro his dad would yell "Bob Faggot"

EastvsWest · 2013-01-24T23:25:08+00:00

Correction : Bob Saget during Full House was still a filthy, filthy, man.

Awildpidgey · 2013-01-24T23:32:50+00:00

Did someone say Bob Saget? http://imgur.com/JsIix

speccy2 · 2013-01-24T23:39:59+00:00

Marijuana is about as addictive as french fries.

SpookyMeier · 2013-01-24T23:52:14+00:00

For 900 bucks I would

moswald · 2013-01-25T00:31:46+00:00

Bob Saget has always been like that. He's known for being one of the "bluest" comedians around.

Here's my favorite Bob Saget story: his wife had an incredibly difficult labor; she nearly died, the baby nearly died, it was awful. Hours later, he's in the delivery room, just him and his new baby girl. A friend walks in, gazes at the little angel and remarks "Aw, Bob, she's beautiful."

He whispers lovingly, "Yeah, she really is." Then, without missing a beat, "For a dollar, you can finger her."

stottpiez · 2013-01-25T00:32:59+00:00

thanks for the cancer op

hope you die

White_Rabbitt · 2013-01-25T00:42:48+00:00

I miss Dave Chapelle

lunietunie · 2013-01-25T00:45:57+00:00

such a saggot ...

ariablackfire · 2013-01-25T01:08:00+00:00

Bog Saget used to HATE the Olsen twins as babies on the set. Smoked and drank and refused to hold them. When they got older he and all the adult actors started loving then and still visit and write to them to this day.

Wombmate · 2013-01-25T01:11:23+00:00

Oh man! He was all clean and family-oriented, then he did something gross and offensive! Sooooo baller, yo!

grandmasterkif · 2013-01-25T01:16:09+00:00

that ain't nothing. You ever suck some dick for Karma points?

simjanes2k · 2013-01-25T01:37:07+00:00

Oh, thanks! None of us have ever seen that movie before!

I'm really hoping Luke and Leia get together by the end of that story too. Don't ruin it for me, I'll get around to finishing it up.

crocodilesareforwimp · 2013-01-25T02:04:56+00:00

When I was a kid and I saw this movie, I didn't get this line at all. Coke I thought was Coca Cola, and I don't know what I thought sucking dick meant.

2LabsGuy · 2013-01-25T02:28:33+00:00

Sagat's always been one of the raunchiest comedians out there. That's why his buddies found it so fucking hilarious that he played this squeaky clean father figure for so long.

QuickSaintPat · 2013-01-25T03:07:52+00:00

You ever suck coke for dick?

Sirsqueeze · 2013-01-25T03:13:15+00:00

Bob Saget has always been a dirty motherfucker, he just acted straight on full house.

haesuse · 2013-01-25T04:03:29+00:00

Relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0

SuggestiveMaterial · 2013-01-25T04:09:35+00:00

But... is it true?

Inspector7171 · 2013-01-24T20:21:01+00:00

I never cared for Bob Saget until I saw this movie. He delivered that line so well I couldn't breath from laughing for 10 minuets. Best part in the whole film.

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