all 37 comments

[–]jheald1 53 points54 points ago

"I got your nose!"

"And you think this give your power over me?"

[–]CanisMajorisV 13 points14 points ago

What if the mask is his replacement nose and batman has his actual one and that's the real reason behind their fighting

[–]2tonne21 6 points7 points ago

Bane's just pissed because batman bought all the other pieces of his mask they had in stock.

[–]Clydeicus 19 points20 points ago

"What would happen if I took your nose?"

"It would be very painful... FOR YOU!!!!"

[–]88262456 13 points14 points ago

This is a repost faggot

[–]Nyan_Tardis 10 points11 points ago

I read the second one in Bane's voice...that made me laugh.

[–]fuegoador 1 point2 points ago

Yep, this exactly.

[–]ANUSBLASTER_MKII 3 points4 points ago

How does Bane shave?

[–]doomrabbit 0 points1 point ago

He is just scared he will lose his goatee saver and added straps...

http://www.amazon.com/Goateesaver-The-Goatee-Shaving-Template/dp/B001F2B3P8

[–]cornyjoe 1 point2 points ago

It's sad how photoshopped that goatee is

[–]Spidooshify 1 point2 points ago

Can you explain how it looks photoshopped? I don't really know how to identify if something is photoshopped...

[–]ProtossTheHero 1 point2 points ago

You can tell by the pixels.

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

It's too perfect and crosses the boundary from perfect to ridiculous.

[–]cornyjoe 1 point2 points ago

There should be gaps under his lips on either side where there is no hair (see this pic). Instead someone photoshopped in a repeat of thinner darker hair. They were trying to make it look nicer and more even.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no doubt. Without those side things it just looks like a waterfall of hair

[–]TheCornbread 0 points1 point ago

Laser surgery before putting on the mask, duh. How does he eat? That is the question.

[–]Not_a_falcon 0 points1 point ago

Awesome.

[–]Not_A_Dinosaur 0 points1 point ago

Certainly not with that fucking bear trap protecting it.

[–]dkimbo 3 points4 points ago

Traps of a god \o/

[–]Stormray117 -1 points0 points ago

But they successfully took his hair.

[–]K1N6F15H -1 points0 points ago

Fun fact: "I got your nose" is a super offensive gesture in Mongolia.

[–]SKIISH -1 points0 points ago

Nobody cared about whether they had my nose until I put on the mask....

[–]XBLINK182FUGYEAHX 0 points1 point ago

ha..

[–]EMP826 -1 points0 points ago

Hey, I'm subscribed to /r/batman too, just like OP.

[–]jetblackalbino 0 points1 point ago

"When your nose has been taken, then you have my permission to die"

[–]Mickey_1040 1 point2 points ago

Repost! But it does have a good amount of points, but still is a repost!

[–]lonesoldier4789 0 points1 point ago

How does this shit get upvoted

[–]RabidMuskrat93 0 points1 point ago

No onsh goin to take my noshe eva agen

FTFY

[–]sleepfighter7 0 points1 point ago

this is hilarious and so current because the dark knight rises came in theaters just a day ago also i love things that arent funny

[–]WhoAteMyFries 0 points1 point ago

That hand is used to insult someone in Turkey :)

[–]hisroyalnastiness 0 points1 point ago

holy crap those trap muscles are ridiculous

I need to go to the gym

[–]Lixquid 0 points1 point ago

I was BORN without a nose! You merely lost yours!

[–]KingRat12 0 points1 point ago

This is really pretty shitty

[–]peex 0 points1 point ago

That hand gesture is an offensive sign in Turkey. It also means "there is a rock between your tires" amongst truck drivers. But mostly used for offensive means and jokes. You point somewhere and when that person looks yo do the sign. Like this: http://i53.tinypic.com/167o96s.jpg

[–]MustafaLikesCake 0 points1 point ago

How ca you even fathom taking his nose, that mask looks like it's stuck there.

[–]hpw1907 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm not trying to be nosy, but is this original content?

[–]SteveIslesTCL 0 points1 point ago

"I take your nose and I give it back to you.....the people!"