The only thing

Sithda · 2013-01-24T16:48:50+00:00

Not being fully dry yet and slipping around on the toilet seat like a penguin. Not great.

ananab · 2013-01-24T17:22:32+00:00

solution: poop in the shower

deadlyenmity · 2013-01-24T16:49:11+00:00

You can never center yourself because you're sliding all over the place.

Ugh.

fr0s7ii · 2013-01-24T17:05:53+00:00

Or a dust storm after washing your car

LyingPervert · 2013-01-24T17:34:36+00:00

It's even worse when you want to poop as soon as you get in the shower.

duck_billing · 2013-01-24T17:06:15+00:00

Then the wet toilet paper just keeps falling apart.

LyingPervert · 2013-01-24T17:34:04+00:00

I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

yukerboy · 2013-01-24T17:35:47+00:00

Unfunny guy says "That's the only thing worse? You selfish, sheltered, little child."

sodacanashtray · 2013-01-24T17:57:54+00:00

Or having to poop as soon as you get IN to the shower

Blubalz · 2013-01-24T18:11:25+00:00

Just getting out of the shower...and having the cat rub up against your wet legs before you get a chance to dry them.

jrcoreymv · 2013-01-24T18:26:18+00:00

The Holocaust. The Holocaust was worse.

calvinbeans · 2013-01-24T18:32:15+00:00

This just happened to me.

Erythroy · 2013-01-24T18:32:23+00:00

Do people really give a fuck about that? What the hell.. Maybe you should do a reality check.

CokeRobot · 2013-01-24T18:32:25+00:00

I get way more pissed off at my car being rained on after washing it. I spend about five hours washing, waxing, and detailing my car. This isn't good for my self esteem. But I don't every poop after showing, I ALWAYS make sure I poop beforehand. It's like a waste of a good shower to me.

PostsCrapPuns · 2013-01-24T18:35:42+00:00

you fucking kidding me? pooping after a shower is the best feeling ever.

MusicMagi · 2013-01-24T18:42:37+00:00

I hate it when my butt alerts go off like that in public. So embarassing

MusicMagi · 2013-01-24T18:43:27+00:00

Oh so spoiled, we are. Hot showers, indoor plumbing. Such white people problems, we have.

221andrew · 2013-01-24T18:48:14+00:00

Trimming your nails then realizing you have a massive booger hidden deep in your nose.

RedRangerJ · 2013-01-24T19:30:32+00:00

Personally this doesn't bother me that much.

mktical · 2013-01-24T19:33:20+00:00

Thankfully I have the weather channel and a bidet

ClaudioRules · 2013-01-24T17:24:58+00:00

cant wait for the day when a machine will wash you and excavate your bowels for you while you sleep.

MrRabbit · 2013-01-24T17:29:23+00:00

If this is post-morning shower it's like you have to start your entire day over!

RexBeckett · 2013-01-24T17:29:54+00:00

Well, there's having to poop as soon as you drop out of college, having to poop after your first marriage fails, having to poop after your best friend's funeral.

Those poops, my friend, are much worse then mere post-shower poops.

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