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[–]booogyman 257 points258 points ago

[–]manuel_robot_cleaner 48 points49 points ago

It looks so genuinely frustrated.

[–]WubU2 9 points10 points ago

Where are all those red cups coming from??

[–]Duudeski 16 points17 points ago

Wait 'til the end.

[–]FairlyGoodGuy 41 points42 points ago

Her name is Nellie and you can watch her here. The gif portion starts at :32.

[–]lambo7 19 points20 points ago

That is adorable.

[–]EliaTheGiraffe 8 points9 points ago

Otters are just so precious.

[–]blahBLAHblahwhatever 19 points20 points ago

if i lived in an underwater house i would have an otter instead of a cat.

[–]whale230 1 point2 points ago

I dont get the downvotes. It makes sense and its funny

[–]ronaldreaganomics 133 points134 points ago

Can we name him Wottermelon?

[–]Mr_Blood 31 points32 points ago

If we do that the otter guys will just make fun of him.

[–]ronaldreaganomics 18 points19 points ago

Well they otter be ashamed of themselves.

[–]OtterNonsense 13 points14 points ago

Oh damn. I missed my one chance to be relevant.

[–]Thor4269 20 points21 points ago

Otter.

[–]gammarayzzz 10 points11 points ago

Whyyy, I otter.

[–]sherbetfountain 0 points1 point ago

Lets see them try to weasel out of that one!

[–]MinorJimmi 2 points3 points ago

I'll give you some advice, stoat do that.

[–]TreesPumpkiny 4 points5 points ago

close, his name is Walter Lemon

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

I think we have to.

[–]auntflo007 0 points1 point ago

Nah it's Ray...Ray Liotter

[–]5spoke 231 points232 points ago

Just laughed out loud in the back of a meeting I was attempting to keep a low profile in... thanks.

[–]BrokenLink100 175 points176 points ago

Presenter: "And here is a disturbing graph that shows the increase of workplace related deaths over the past six months."

5spoke: LOL

Everyone: ಠ_ಠ

[–]Se7en_Sinner 133 points134 points ago

[–]SirDigbyChknCaesar 55 points56 points ago

And so the graph is updated once again. It's a vicious cycle.

[–]phrexi 15 points16 points ago

"Your nemesis strikes again, Sir Digby!"

[–]qweoin 6 points7 points ago

[–]nintennuendo 6 points7 points ago

Amazingly appropriate.

[–]holywtfman 2 points3 points ago

I've been busting my head over this for the past 2 days searching all over the internet. Could someone please tell me the name of this meme?

[–]butt_sex_man 0 points1 point ago

The original creator is hejibits, all of his work is brilliant

[–]FrisianDude 0 points1 point ago

he's the only one making the actual face the other people are saying.

[–]MarcusXXIII 9 points10 points ago

wow me in a lecture. God i was a long time since I had such a laugh for a captioned picture.

[–]Tolkien23 1 point2 points ago

I did the same thing in the library, fucking lord of the rings jokes get me every time for some reason.

[–]wrongstuff 3 points4 points ago

Ah...my brother in lackofstealth. I also just did the same thing

[–]tigerstorms 0 points1 point ago

And now you've learned the lesson on reading r/funny while in meetings.

[–]poop_dollar209 0 points1 point ago

I was just on a business call with my boss and I had to awkwardly stifle my laughter after seeing this

[–]RainbowKush 0 points1 point ago

did you play it off like you were caughing?

[–]pbugg2 2 points3 points ago

r/funny is funny today

[–]slothenstein 0 points1 point ago

[–]Guild_Wars_2 0 points1 point ago

OK, this is the third thing on reddit that has made me laugh out loud this morning.

I think this might be my last day on earth.

I should really go make myself something nice to eat.

[–]cassancellor -2 points-1 points ago

I love this so fucking much.

[–]Ethnic_are -2 points-1 points ago

You be fired.

[–]jotad4 132 points133 points ago

[–]besidesthat -2 points-1 points ago

well that ruined the that

[–]Gevatar 2 points3 points ago

I think you wordeded incorrectally

[–]Intolerance 1 point2 points ago

I don't understand

[–]dat-reddit 20 points21 points ago

I could almost hear how his tongue would slither at the end of that sentence.

[–]WetPoo 12 points13 points ago

He looks like such a smarmy fuck, I love it.

[–]TeamJim 2 points3 points ago

Word of the day: smarmy: revealing or marked by a smug, ingratiating, or false earnestness 

[–]hailtheflyingpasta 51 points52 points ago

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

[–]poduszkowiec 5 points6 points ago

Are you Andy Serkis?!

[–]lovepiano 3 points4 points ago

I wish ;)

[–]cheddarz 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit.

[–]tevert 10 points11 points ago

You missed a 'B'. Other than that, bravo.

[–]yeah_I_like_money 37 points38 points ago

Otter than that*

[–]fishandchicks -1 points0 points ago

That was bothering me too. Pronounced "Hoe-Bite-Says" without the B.

[–]WrigleyJohnson 10 points11 points ago

"The rock and pool, is nice and cool, so juicy sweet!"

[–]radikul 3 points4 points ago

Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeet!

[–]LOTR_Hobbit 25 points26 points ago

EXCUSE ME?

[–]Daimo 29 points30 points ago

Nothing master. Goes backs to sleep. Master should be resting, master needs to keeps up his strength...

[–]phantomMenaceWasGood 6 points7 points ago

Master betrayed us. Wicked. Tricksy, False. We ought to wring his filthy little neck. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them both!

[–]TrindadeDisciple 6 points7 points ago

Is it soft? Is it juicy?

[–]MikeHazeGaming 6 points7 points ago

Cruel men hurts us. Master tricksed us!

[–]metfan333 11 points12 points ago

i knew i've seen this otter somewhere http://imgur.com/wPbeynd

[–]sgtbridges23 6 points7 points ago

I guffawed.
Edit: still laughing.

[–]lurks_no_more 5 points6 points ago

Why does this otter remind me of a young Wallace Shawn? INCONCEIVABLE!

[–]fuzzyshorts 3 points4 points ago

I hear his lisp conveyed in uppercase.

[–]frogswithwings -1 points0 points ago

face accurately represents how I feel about watermelons. Why are you feeding me this? I could just drink a glass of water and avoid the texture.

[–]penholdr 3 points4 points ago

baha this keeps popping in my head and making me laugh, attracting the attention of my co-workers. Kudos, my friend.

[–]Muggi 3 points4 points ago

One the best (fixed) I've seen in awhile!

[–]underground4550 1 point2 points ago

what was the original?

[–]Jrook 3 points4 points ago

just the picture no caption

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[–]idividebyzero 4 points5 points ago

Why bother posting a pointless comment then?

[–]darioprocrastinate 1 point2 points ago

It looks like its wearing assassin gloves.

[–]xsammhooverx 0 points1 point ago

all I could focus on was how cute the otter was.

[–]Not_Emily 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh out loud during naptime... FML

[–]kirtap 1 point2 points ago

All I could think: http://youtu.be/ee925OTFBCA

[–]Brisco_County_III 1 point2 points ago

It's a giant otter, one of about 60 in captivity, out of only about 1,000-5,000 in the world. Endangered as heck.

What I'm saying is, I don't blame him for looking angry.

[–]Silent3sniper 0 points1 point ago

Damn it brain, why did you need to read it three times until realizing "Hobbitses" only has one b in the picture?

[–]Massive_Meat 1 point2 points ago

This guy really did the mo cap for Gollum.

[–]Cheese_Williams 1 point2 points ago

Actually it looks more like a watermelon eating otter

[–]Strobepomf 1 point2 points ago

Damn, thanks for making my day. I laughed so hard at this!

[–]JonzoR82 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he talks with "sh"'s instead of "s"'s.

Like "Shomtimesh I jusht want to shay 'SHTOP LOOKING AT ME!!!'"

[–]LakeStClair -1 points0 points ago

It was only a matter of time.

[–]jia683 -1 points0 points ago

...since we are on the topic, so what was smeagle anyways?? was he a hobbit once? or a descendant of a hobbit. also, why after so many years did no bodies clothes change in design? everyone dressed in mid eval attire for like three thousand years?

[–]daklassy1 6 points7 points ago

His people and hobbits share a common ancestor called Stoors, who were hobbit-like, but preferred living on riverbeds, liked boats and even swim. Hobbits are a strain of stoors that preferred to live in holes dug into hilltops, and gradually lost their affinity for water.

However, Tolkien mentions that the hobbits of Buckland and Tuckborough (where Merry and Pippin are from) enjoy boats and don't fear water. This is believed to come from a particularly strong strain of stoorish blood.

[–]jia683 2 points3 points ago

oh wow! thanks!

[–]daklassy1 1 point2 points ago

No problem bud!

[–]xAtri 0 points1 point ago

Can some one make a yoda version of this?

[–]JizzBlitzKrieg 1 point2 points ago

What's tater's precious? What's taters eh?

[–]TacoPrince 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting to see a watermelon eating an otter from someone.

[–]2fprn2fp 1 point2 points ago

is it juicy precious ?

[–]Mr_Kief_Kushington 0 points1 point ago

What's with its eyes?!

[–]robbykooch 0 points1 point ago

I thought the "FIXED" was going to be a watermelon eating an otter since it was an "otter eating watermelon"

[–]Asbestos101 0 points1 point ago

Man eating fish in the pond?

[–]PalermoJohn -1 points0 points ago

karma shoit

[–]parabell 0 points1 point ago

I think I just broke my ribcage

[–]LoneStar92 0 points1 point ago

NSFWEP. Not safe for when eating peanuts..

[–]googooga_joob 0 points1 point ago

I think he's singing.

covering this song maybe?

[–]teethree3 0 points1 point ago

looks like he's crying at how good the watermelon tastes

[–]LoveZombie 0 points1 point ago

i totally made this picture into a meme on quickmeme when i first saw this picture....no one cared. now i'm bitter.

[–]conkers -1 points0 points ago

this made me laugh a lot harder than I expected.

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

You guys! Stuff on r/funny is actually funny today!

[–]clumsyninjagirl 0 points1 point ago

By the title, I was expecting to see a watermelon eating an otter. Disappointing.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL LIKE A CLAM ON MY TUMMY!

[–]T-Thugs 0 points1 point ago

Kill the wise one!

[–]judytheman27 0 points1 point ago

I don't know this exists, but I am very happy that it does.

[–]trpbr92 0 points1 point ago

looks like it's wearing leather gloves

[–]RubSomeFunkOnIt 0 points1 point ago

Hobbitses*

[–]Fenoe 0 points1 point ago

black leather gloves.....

and yes...i also reacted to the hobits and not hobbit...

you got me....reel me in

[–]HoleyGuacamole 0 points1 point ago

Laughed out lout in class

[–]victoriestotaste -1 points0 points ago

Isn't this a sea lion?

[–]santeeass -1 points0 points ago

i just thought you'd all like to know that i just sent this to my gf, who's in class right now, and she responded that she laughed aloud. my girl friend,a grad student in a stacked class laughed aloud during lecture. and i couldn't have done it without you. thanks, homes.

[–]iamchangalang 0 points1 point ago

I thought I was going to see a watermelon eat an otter...

[–]IAmRyanGosling 1 point2 points ago

So juicy sweeeeeet.

[–]kickassunicorn 0 points1 point ago

My little brother would make that face when he was forced to eat food that looked "funny."

[–]JollyToaster 1 point2 points ago

What's melons, Precious?

[–]Gardaakan 0 points1 point ago

You made me laugh.

[–]ashtonishing18 0 points1 point ago

Hahhaha this is superb.

[–]Jorlung 1 point2 points ago

Waiting on /u/otterfacts.

[–]wurding 0 points1 point ago

looks more like animated golem than the one from live action lotr

[–]scumbag-reddit 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, Reddit's making me laugh today.

[–]Aceoangels 0 points1 point ago

they feeds us wottermelon withs no salts

[–]Uney 0 points1 point ago

Title seemed to imply it would be a watermelon that eats otters... one can hope.

[–]EEgar_bEEvar 0 points1 point ago

Our answer to the great question is the only logical answer!

[–]tigrrbaby 1 point2 points ago

Am I really the only person that immediately thought of this guy?

[–]OtterSports 0 points1 point ago

Fuck yeah, upvotes for otters all day long.

[–]Subzerofux 0 points1 point ago

wottermelon.

[–]ba_dumtshhh 1 point2 points ago

[–]dertydood 0 points1 point ago

You mean OTTERmelon?

[–]eodude 0 points1 point ago

just shit my pants.

[–]ThemBastards 0 points1 point ago

Everytime I have seen it today this has made me laugh.

[–]Shtriiganu 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing I have legitimately laughed out loud at on Reddit. And I am alone in a room at home.... by myself....

[–]T-Thugs 0 points1 point ago

How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?

[–]vicroll91[!] 0 points1 point ago

Also looks like Rowan Atkinson in Black Adder I.

[–]Buckman21 0 points1 point ago

This makes me wanna cry because it looks like this otter is crying profusely about something really serious. (NSFS)

[–]MrSamKing 1 point2 points ago

I laughed myself to the point of tears. Thank you SO much

[–]WGSXFrank 0 points1 point ago

Wow. For the first time in weeks, something on red it actually made me laugh out loud... at the worst time too...

[–]ironw00d 1 point2 points ago

But master would never hurtss uss.

[–]stretchpuppy 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the laugh

[–]nazgulslayer3000 0 points1 point ago

I first read this as a watermelon that eats otters.... I thought to myself, NO! NOT THE OTTERS!

[–]Datsuntravis 0 points1 point ago

Its so amazing...

[–]precisionjazz 0 points1 point ago

i thought it said outer eating watermelon...i was disappointed

[–]daklassy1 1 point2 points ago

"They tries to poison us! WE CAN'T EAT BLACK PEOPLE FOOD"

RACISM: I'm sorry.

[–]Bike_Mechanic_Man -2 points-1 points ago

Awesome. An upvote for you, sir.

[–]SmeagolFish 0 points1 point ago

Just not the same....

[–]datfeels -4 points-3 points ago

Wait, what? What does gollum have to do with watermelon and otters?