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[–]RepostParrot 644 points645 points ago

"Shh... Bibby... Just let the magic happen."

[–]mrsmokealotapot 111 points112 points ago

Mugsy: What are you sayin? that im trying to disobey my momma

Doc: i didnt say that mugsy, you did

Mugsy: but i love my mama

[–]Lootpack 18 points19 points ago

Muggsy Bogues is the man...him Larry Johnson and Alonzo mourning were the SHIT. I really hope the hornets come back to charlotte

[–]cckynv 10 points11 points ago

You mean the Pelicans, right?

[–]rdeari1 0 points1 point ago

You realize the hornets are not coming back to charlotte? You may get the name back, but the team is in New Orleans.

[–]Armadillo19 6 points7 points ago

Eh, not like there are any remnants of the Charlotte Hornets in New Orleans anyway. With the N.O. Hornets changing to the Pelicans next year (most likely), I think most Charlotte fans will be ecstatic to be renamed the Hornets in the same way that Cleveland Browns fans were celebrating to get the new Browns back and the Winnipeg Jets fans were going nuts to have the Jets back even though it is a different franchise.

[–]BiggityBates 27 points28 points ago

Serious nostalgia.... SpaceJam soundtrack was the first cassette tape I owned.

[–]HiZenBergh 11 points12 points ago

To this day, the only CD I've ever bought twice

[–]xabe13 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit! You too? Haha. I had received it as a gift (that I hadn't actually gotten yet), but couldn't wait, so I bought it. I had two copies too.

[–]PunjabiPlaya 2 points3 points ago

[–]robbykooch 15 points16 points ago

You're not Chaallls Barkely! You're just a wannabe who looks like him!

[–]sukmahwang 6 points7 points ago

Wannabe! BE GONE!

[–]kigolebitties 5 points6 points ago

First CD I ever bought with my own money: Space Jam Soundtrack.

Basketball Jones was my jam.

[–]101lessons 2 points3 points ago

Is that Toliver that's gettin his knee rubbed?

[–]surells 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the full version where he goes in for another poke.

[–]BurtonSnowboards 0 points1 point ago

You took out the best part. The ending where he continues doing it anyway and laughs.

[–]Rolston 46 points47 points ago

"This buttlust transcends gender, let me in bro"

[–]ExplainsUpvotesGuy 21 points22 points ago

Making "buttlust" one word suggests you didn't just mash two words together for the unique occasion. That's part of your lexicon - upvote.

[–]Dblstandard 1 point2 points ago

"But you never talk to me anymore, you just want to touch me. NO! I said don't touch me. No moar milkshake for you"

[–]lantigo 670 points671 points ago

Apparently, it became known in the locker room that Mike Bibby doesn't like to be touched...teammates (Josh Smith, especially) began to troll him.

[–]Fickelbra 370 points371 points ago

A tip I learned from having douche bag best friends is never let them know what bugs you. Never ever ever. Take that shit to the grave.

[–]davec79 246 points247 points ago

That almost exactly mirrors advice my cousin gave me the week before I headed off to boot camp. We called it your "red button" because as soon as your buddies know what it is, they'll push it until you scream.

"I don't like being called Jimmy" "That's really fucking tragic, Jimmy"

[–]bagezio2 43 points44 points ago

In high school we had a new kid. His first day there he tells us that everyone at his old school used to call him Steve, because it rhymed with his last name, but he didn't like it so we shouldn't call him that. I don't remember Steve's real name.

[–]Fickelbra 85 points86 points ago

I told my friend 8 years ago that it drives me nuts when people eat/chomp loudly on their food. He has never shown manners around me again. My revenge as of late is to constantly revive him when he's in direct gunfire in Battlefield 3. You strike back where you can.

[–]thepriestofhiroshima 83 points84 points ago

Ah, video game revenge, the most passive of all retribution.

[–]nekrod 22 points23 points ago

What did you just say.. let's take it to Counter-Strike!

[–]thepriestofhiroshima 4 points5 points ago

My solution has always been to challenge someone to a duel with rapiers at 10 paces.

[–]cakucaku2 2 points3 points ago

And the most god damn annoying thing ever.

[–]scrogglez 0 points1 point ago

unless he is obsessed with his kill/death ratio

[–]davec79 20 points21 points ago

Yup. I mistakenly told my college educated coworkers that they're smart enough not to use just dogshit grammar in their every day speech. After that, you'd think I worked side by side with illiterate ghetto trash.

[–]AdelXoXo 37 points38 points ago

I taged u as gramar nazi dude

[–]AdelXoXo 24 points25 points ago

ill write with shity gramar when i c u

[–]AdelXoXo 20 points21 points ago

i also dont no how to edit

[–]ironpotato 4 points5 points ago

Apparently reddit is like real life. I guess I may as well keep spending all my time here.

[–]warrior_monk 4 points5 points ago

lolol gud 1!!!!!

[–]b0w3n 2 points3 points ago

Hah. I condone this action to shithead buddies in bf3. Do it as many times as you can before you get shot. It's funny because most people don't realize you can deny the rez.

[–]thegiltron 0 points1 point ago

That is pure fucking evil. I hate rambo medics, and then we get punished with longer respawn too even when we reject a revice. Why Dice, Why?

[–]AndroidHelp 9 points10 points ago

DICE: Because it's fucking hilarious.

[–]Burkey 1 point2 points ago

My friend did the same thing in BF3, all so he could get his score up. I told him that if I get killed right after you revive me, don't do it again, otherwise I'm sitting in limbo for 2 minutes being constantly killed/revived.

[–]Fickelbra 2 points3 points ago

That sucks, I at least primarily do it for the "FUCK YOU DUDE". Less cool when it's just self-serving.

[–]StopCallingMeJohn 48 points49 points ago

"I don't like being called Jimmy" "That's really fucking tragic, Jimmy"

I can relate.

[–]davec79 32 points33 points ago

Sorry to hear it John.

[–]rammalammadingdong 13 points14 points ago

Hey John, want to go to the John, John?

Ahhh..... Nick Cage

[–]misfitlove 4 points5 points ago

Hi John

[–]southernbelle420504 2 points3 points ago

Jeez John, so many feels bro.

[–]edendark 2 points3 points ago

[–]stevencastle 9 points10 points ago

Lighten up, Francis

[–]8lbSweetBabyJesus 3 points4 points ago

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 6 points7 points ago

classic Jimmy.

[–]boobers3 1 point2 points ago

My buddies in the Marine Corps tried calling me by a name I didn't like, they thought it was funny until I ignored them when they needed something really badly.

[–]jargoon 10 points11 points ago

Sex?

[–]h0lla 6 points7 points ago

A medic?

[–]putin_my_ass 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I learned this trick because of my uncles when I was growing up.

I'm not ticklish to this day because I learned that if I stare at them with a blank expression while they tickle me, it's not fun for them and they'll leave me alone. That lesson has served me well through life.

[–]manbrasucks -1 points0 points ago

"I don't like blow jobs" "That's really fucking tragic, Jimmy"

profit?

[–]knylok 52 points53 points ago

"It really bugs me when people give me free money. Or strippers. When people give me free money and send me strippers, that's like... the worst."

[–]RedRoostur 6 points7 points ago

...Wait a minute

[–]frazzlet 3 points4 points ago

I'm not a douchebag so don't worry, I won't send any you way.

[–]cognitions -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like reverse psychology

[–]trampus1 18 points19 points ago

It really pisses me off when people send me large amounts of cash. I really can't fucking stand it.

[–]fingers 11 points12 points ago

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

YOU TAKE THIS GOLD AND GO TO THE /R/LOUNGE AND BITCH ABOUT IT NOW!

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

/r/lounge, we don't like shouting.

[–]fingers 3 points4 points ago

OH YES WE DO!

[–]namegoeswhere 12 points13 points ago

In my case, they bugged me with it until I got over the thing.

I was of the age that I considered any contact between two guys as "gay," and at the time my friend was big on giving people hugs. Naturally, he wanted to hug me for something, and I wasn't having any of it. The climax was when he, and the rest of our group of friends, chased me though a mall, shouting "NAMEGOESWHERE! WE JUST WANT TO LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!"

After that, I realized that it was less of a personal issue if I just let him hug me. Got over the homophobia pretty quickly after that.

[–]VIRMD 37 points38 points ago

if that caused you to climax, it actually might be "gay"

[–]putin_my_ass 1 point2 points ago

Got over the homophobia pretty quickly after that.

But what if your heads had touched through your pants legs during the hug? That would have made the homophobia worse, or awakened latent homosexuality...

[–]bluntzfang 0 points1 point ago

Not wanting to be touched by other people (or one gender specifically) is not homophobia.

[–]lolzallday 4 points5 points ago

Exactly! I told my friends I hated anal!

[–]mungd 2 points3 points ago

I have amazing friends. But we give one other a hard time, and it's hysterical. Definitely never show your cards and let them know something is getting to you.

It can be interpreted as a douche bag quality by someone who is sensitive, or thin skinned... but among ourselves its a past time.

[–]dr_chinstrap 2 points3 points ago

Never ever sit your friends down and request that they stop doing something that irritates you.

[–]omen2k 0 points1 point ago

Wise words indeed

[–]ClosetShark -1 points0 points ago

Just use reverse psychology, It always works.

[–]iambud 0 points1 point ago

I agree. I hate when people are in my bubble. my buddy knows it and makes it a point to touch me and be in it every time I see him. Fucking annoying.

[–]truthjusticeUSAway 1 point2 points ago

I have a friend who hates 3 things: feet, spit, and the smell of shit. So when my other friend stepped in dog shit and ended up in the back seat of his car while the first friend drove, he decided it was the best time to spit on his shoe and hold his foot up between the seats right in his face. For the entire trip.

[–]calard 1 point2 points ago

It doesn't matter unless you're a pushover. If someone is doing something that they know annoys me I would tell them to stop. If they didn't then I would distance myself from that person and find people who don't annoy me. Why have friends who piss you off?

[–]Captain_Aizen 0 points1 point ago

I learned that the hard, told my best friend I hate to be pinched, pinches for years and years followed.

[–]Meanest_Phlebotomist 45 points46 points ago

Ah, kind of like Adrian Beltre's head.

[–]ProtoPWS 69 points70 points ago

[–]madanan 19 points20 points ago

he overreacts every single time. i love it.

[–]DaRizat 11 points12 points ago

Man that was hilarious!

[–]gmick 9 points10 points ago

My favorite out of that bunch.They're all funny though.

[–]powerbrows 5 points6 points ago

Wow, that's fucking hilarious! I think my favorite one is the last one where they're mid-celebration and he just fucking darts out of the celebration to go after the dude that touched his head. Holy shit that's gold.

[–]warrior_monk 0 points1 point ago

haha 41 is clownin

[–]Akumetsu33 11 points12 points ago

Finally some light on this thing. I always wondered why Josh was doing that. Makes sense!

[–]Savioritis 5 points6 points ago

I figured his teammates were fucking with him when I saw someone behind them also reaching out to touch Mike

[–]KingofCraigland 11 points12 points ago

If there's one place I don't want another guy touching me besides my junk, it's the back of my neck/shoulder region or head. A slap/pinch on the butt? No problem, but keep off the back of my neck.

[–]deargodimbored 15 points16 points ago

I hate being touched in anyway on my neck, I think it's a very instinctual thing, it sets of physical defense warning bells, just automatically

[–]PoultryAdultery 10 points11 points ago

My belly/chest. Because, while I'm not obese, I'm very self concious about my weight/physique, and it makes me naturally jumpy.

[–]Seanjohn40621 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, I may not be fat, but I don't want anyone thinking I'm squishy.

[–]PoultryAdultery 3 points4 points ago

I'm squishy, but I don't want anyone thinking I'm fat.

[–]Vanabrus 5 points6 points ago

Why? Is it because you get an instant boner?

[–]WobbleWade 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, we'd fuck around like this in foobtall all the time.

[–]ChrisJL 1 point2 points ago

If you show people your leash, they will yank on it.

[–]rgeguypic 1 point2 points ago

In the locker room, I don't like to be touched either.

[–]constipated_HELP 1 point2 points ago

You can see the other guys touching him on the back too. This is amazing

[–]FullDeflection 47 points48 points ago

[–]fubadubdub 10 points11 points ago

I think it's awesome that the catcher knew what Beltre was gonna do.

[–]Theo93 2 points3 points ago

Man I miss those guys.

[–]bunglejerry 171 points172 points ago

Wish I could see it behind all the crap on top.

[–]bro_b1_kenobi 57 points58 points ago

Mi scusi

[–]MincedOaths 3 points4 points ago

sauce? :C

[–]facetious_man 10 points11 points ago

Eurotrip. The actor is Fred Armisen. And here's the clip.

[–]charliss 4 points5 points ago

How wonderful! I never realized that was Fred Armisen.

[–]break_even 2 points3 points ago

Don't watch the clip. Just go watch the movie.

[–]shifty_badger 0 points1 point ago

[–]CrazyJester 2 points3 points ago

So how does that file name happen? Imgur admin renamed it? Guy uploaded that pic over and over and over? First time luck?

Edit: I failed to complete my due diligence

[–]Jawshee_pdx 2 points3 points ago

One of the funniest movies ever.

[–]bryanwithawhy 201 points202 points ago

[–]copyandpasta 51 points52 points ago

This works so well.

"I've got this little knot right.... there. Ahhh yeah thats it"

[–]lord_of_thunder 34 points35 points ago

Hey dude...did I say stop?! Keep rubbing!

[–]Rattle-Head 60 points61 points ago

Above the rim.

Ball Movement.

[–]mistatroll 2 points3 points ago

rimjob

[–]weavin -1 points0 points ago

FTFY: Above the rim: Ball Movement.

[–]ehhnotsomuch 11 points12 points ago

"The fuck?"

[–]BlusteryEmu 102 points103 points ago

I have darkreef2 labelled in black as karma whoring cunt

[–]SparroHawc 38 points39 points ago

My tag for him is "The Repostenator". He's like a supervillain.

[–]BlusteryEmu 16 points17 points ago

Now tagged as, "Fights the Repostenator"

[–]Savioritis 11 points12 points ago

SparroHawc! (O-waaaaaaahhh!) Fighter of the Repostenator! (O-waaaaaaah!) Champion of Reddit (O-waaaaaah!) Your a master of karma (And /r/funny) For everyone!

[–]SparroHawc 2 points3 points ago

With great power comes great responsibility!

Unfortunately, I'm pretty much powerless.

On the plus side, that means I can sit around and browse Reddit all day.

[–]ExplainsUpvotesGuy 7 points8 points ago

Labels are awesome, they let us know when the food is expired and who to make president - upvote

[–]RugerRedhawk 9 points10 points ago

'reposting whore' here

[–]TheDroopy 7 points8 points ago

"Reposting cunt" here

[–]nomofica 0 points1 point ago

Tagged as someone who cares far too much about other people's karma.

[–]BlusteryEmu 3 points4 points ago

now tagged as Cares About My Karma

[–]Justicles13 0 points1 point ago

He/she takes gifs posted a few months ago and recycles them. Check karmadecay for all of his/her shit, it's ridiculous.

[–]Mr_Ballyhoo 1 point2 points ago

Usually just label all these types as "Karma McWhorestein" with a bright pink label.

[–]mike43212 1 point2 points ago

i have him tagged as Reposting CockBag. He is also on the front page twice right now.

[–]WrigleyJohnson 49 points50 points ago

No touching.

[–]egoneill 14 points15 points ago

Everybody wants the Bibby

[–]BennyHarassi 18 points19 points ago

except the knicks

[–]Blazer9000 6 points7 points ago

and the heat

[–]Chronic_BOOM 5 points6 points ago

And the Kings.

[–]I_Dabble 17 points18 points ago

How is Bibby formed?

[–]kanyeezy24 6 points7 points ago

Adrian Beltre is the same. He hates it when people touch his head

[–]allmypeople 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome, funniest collection of gifs.

[–]CRAFTT 0 points1 point ago

ohh, oh I laugh.

[–]queefing_quasar 4 points5 points ago

It's NOT your fault.

[–]Marcus_Brody 4 points5 points ago

Why is it necessary for Dominique to be right in the middle of this gif?

[–]S14Daver 4 points5 points ago

Fucking Mike Bibby, I'm still holding a grudge from the Arizona Kentucky final from way back lol.

[–]lotsocows 7 points8 points ago

I'm not deaf, but I can still lip read, "what the fuck!"

[–]CrystalJournal 3 points4 points ago

So cringe worthy that I actually cringed.

[–]dat-reddit 4 points5 points ago

I demand a lip reader NOW

[–]Dzhone 16 points17 points ago

Really? I thought it was pretty obviously that he said "...The fuck?!"

[–]rusticatedcharm 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how old this is, the actual game

[–]elbonneb 41 points42 points ago

The Hawks traded Bibby in early 2011. He played for them from 2008-2011. From the looks of things, I would guess this is from near the end of his time with Atlanta.

You can also see Jamal Crawford (left in 2011), Al Horford (still with Atlanta) and it looks like Joe Johnson (left in 2012) in the .gif so that seems like a legitimate guess.

Source: I'm a Hawks fan.

[–]dirtysnake 4 points5 points ago

thank you for being the only person to answer that question

[–]vincere925 16 points17 points ago

Thank him for being the only hawks fan

[–]Blazer9000 2 points3 points ago

I too, like the Hawks.

[–]D0nelly -3 points-2 points ago

I've got OP tagged as "reposting cunt".

[–]one-eleven 13 points14 points ago

That'll show him!

[–]Myrkull 3 points4 points ago

HOLY SHIT that's clever

[–]thinktank13 0 points1 point ago

I watched this while I just happened to have Touch too much by AC/DC on. It made the whole thing much more amusing.

[–]dix-n-cider 1 point2 points ago

Woo Go Hawks...Always pretty mediocre. Story of Atlanta sports.

[–]jonuggs 0 points1 point ago

There's got to be some sort of running gag with players where they screw with team members, trying to make them as uncomfortable as possible, for the highlight reel.

[–]SomeDudeFromJersey 0 points1 point ago

♩♪♫♬...when I get that feeling, I need, sexual healing...♩♪♫♬

[–]m4szyman 0 points1 point ago

The compliment was sufficient Luis

[–]dmodmodmo 2 points3 points ago

Ha! Is that Josh Smith?

[–]conturax 2 points3 points ago

Yeah. Bibby doesn't like being touched, Smith is trolling him.

[–]Fast2Move 0 points1 point ago

That is funny but fuck that stupid image in the middle of the GIF.

[–]tswpoker1 -1 points0 points ago

I will never forgive Mike Bibby after the 1997 ncaa championship game, I hate him, soooo much

[–]butnmshr -1 points0 points ago

"Above The Rim: Ball Movement"

Is this basketball themed dudeporn?

[–]mastersun 0 points1 point ago

There is just no good reason for that. Had to be intentional.

[–]sesmith4205 0 points1 point ago

That's Josh Smith I think. Fabulous dunker and apparently just plain... fabulous!

[–]Jalapeno_Poop 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Mike Bibby

[–]ninja_at_law 1 point2 points ago

great place for a watermark

[–]toysjoe 1 point2 points ago

Best 4gifs.com placement ever.

[–]KeepPushinIt 0 points1 point ago

I want to find this on YouTube. Does anyone know what to search for or does anyone have a link?

[–]my_name_is_Dave 0 points1 point ago

"Come on Bibby, don't be like that!"

[–]sjleader 0 points1 point ago

Keep that shit in the locker room boys.

[–]loveselephants 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching this. It's the perfect amount of awkward and hilarious.

[–]hhkirn 0 points1 point ago

Bibby is a scumbag, met him once. major douche.

[–]pyxis 1 point2 points ago

Bibby is a fucking dick. Met him a couple times.

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

Looks like, "stop faggot."

[–]myselfalex 0 points1 point ago

Good guy gif maker putting the 4gifs logo somewhere neat.

[–]Dat__ 0 points1 point ago

All I saw was "ball movement".

[–]Trevsweb -1 points0 points ago

Lol not in any way an MBA fan but this was so funny

[–]Dirtpig 0 points1 point ago

Well he did keep it above the rim. By that I mean his anus.

[–]NeuroRomancer 0 points1 point ago

Mike Bibby is made out of clay

[–]ldawg092498 0 points1 point ago

I think he's trying to wipe a booger on him.

[–]Brock32 0 points1 point ago

Lol at the end- da fuck?

[–]Cunnilingus123 0 points1 point ago

D'awwwww.

[–]CrooklynDodgers 0 points1 point ago

Classic Mike Bibby