all 153 comments

[–]therealabefrohman 51 points52 points ago

Please mark nsfl, this was way too disturbing for me.

[–]twisted94440 320 points321 points ago

Why is this in WTF?

[–]meiguess 149 points150 points ago

this is the least WTF thing ever posted in WTF

[–]Dont_deport_me_bro 38 points39 points ago

Well there was that picture of a rug someone posted a while back.

[–]diewhitegirls 20 points21 points ago

IIRC, that rug contained the juice of an ex-person who got decomposed all over it.

That sentence makes my brain hurt but I'm not changing a thing.

[–]Dont_deport_me_bro 11 points12 points ago

Oh I was talking about a rug that looked like stairs going down.

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/15u3ds/perfect_rug_for_grandma/

This lame ass post started a "back to roots" movement.

[–]MarkusGageClarkus 1 point2 points ago

I feel as though if there's going to be another "back to our roots" movement, my eyes may not recover. Last time took quite the toll on my well being.

[–]BLANK23 -2 points-1 points ago

Then don't go to WTF

[–]MarkusGageClarkus 0 points1 point ago

But I can't stop! I keep thinking "oh nothing can be worse than x" and then I'm proven wrong.

[–]crazyknowscrazy 1 point2 points ago

Really don't know why you were downvoted for this, it makes perfect sense not to go to /r/WTF if you don't want to see WTF things.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

Thought you were talking about the plastic one some guys boss told him to get rid of that had just been worn down in the middle from use.

[–]diewhitegirls 1 point2 points ago

Well, I did say, "WTF" as I was trying to determine why that was in /r/WTF. Perhaps that was the intent? Sort of a metaWTF.

[–]Jumin 2 points3 points ago

I remember that rug.... that didn't constitute as WTF for you guys?

[–]rawbamatic 2 points3 points ago

This subreddit sucks. I'm just waiting for another string of "going back to its roots" posts. That's the only time this place is any good.

[–]derpaherpa 7 points8 points ago

Far from it, unfortunately.

[–]redfroggy 5 points6 points ago

This is definitely an /r/funny rated picture. It's quite adorable. If they were made out of fake money then they'd be WTF.

Ninja Edit: I like to leave dollar frogs & bow ties.

EDIT again: OP seems to be enjoying wearing his little dollar boots on his fingers so I think that he must like them. Totally not WTF.... the only WTF is why the hell was this posted in this subreddit?

[–]BLANK23 2 points3 points ago

Fake money boots wouldn't be WTF. severed fingers in little boots =WTF

[–]redfroggy 0 points1 point ago

It's more WTF than these money boots. But yes, I agree. Still mostly not WTF worthy.

[–]arksien 3 points4 points ago

It's climbing to the front page pretty quickly, that's rather WTF I guess?

[–]WithkeyThipper 2 points3 points ago

You obviously didn't see the doodoo in the toilet pics. Like I literally see doodoo in the toilet every day.

[–]PaullyDee19 40 points41 points ago

It's just a fucking free for all now. Total subreddit submission selection anarchy.

[–]Paradoxou 15 points16 points ago

I saw it on my frontpage, I thought "Oh, look what /r/pics brought me. Here an upvote" then I saw it was in /r/wtf and I thought what the fuck it is doing in /r/wtf ?? Then I realized... OP is either a clever mastermind.. Or a fucking faggot.

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[–]WhipIash -1 points0 points ago

Still not a funny 'joke.'

[–]tmatzz 1 point2 points ago

Maybe this has become a meta-wtf sub. Like: "wtf is this a post on wtf? And how the fuck is it front page?"

[–]TheSourTruth 1 point2 points ago

Is there no mod or something?

[–]TheWarriorsLLC 1 point2 points ago

I messaged the mods. They took care of it.

[–]toyotaviejo 1 point2 points ago

Why, Them's Feet!

[–]Transflail 17 points18 points ago

Maybe it's more meta than that?

Maybe the fact that OP thought this was WTF material is the WTF part?

I need to lie down.

[–]Huggs12 9 points10 points ago

O my goodness! WTF is going on here on WTF!!!

[–]THEsolid85 15 points16 points ago

He got lost looking for /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]Sindja 8 points9 points ago

He was left a severed hand with moneyboots. How is that not WTF?

[–]mashingthekeys 3 points4 points ago

[–]dhtseany 1 point2 points ago

We need a new /r/WTF...

[–]manydavidbowies 9 points10 points ago

[–]THE_DARK_L0RD_SATAN 4 points5 points ago

The migration begins.

[–]eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 0 points1 point ago

[–]synthetic_sound 0 points1 point ago

It's private :(

[–]eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE 1 point2 points ago

That's how hardcore it is. I think we've been missing out.

[–]hacktivision 0 points1 point ago

[–]THE_DARK_L0RD_SATAN 2 points3 points ago

Because people forget they're not in /r/pics and upvote shit like this. I fucking hate everybody.

[–]GinsuGuy 2 points3 points ago

Two dollars is an absurdity low tip.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids 4 points5 points ago

not on a bill less than 10 dollars

[–]GinsuGuy -1 points0 points ago

If the bill is less than ten, you are at Denny's and he would be a server not a waiter.

[–]Gonoherpasyphilaids -1 points0 points ago

I was saying that just because 2 dollars isn't a lot does not mean that it's a stingy tip, not talking about waiters or servers or Dennys. But by the way $2 is 15% of a roughly $14 dollar bill, a price that would not be absurdly low at a restaurant with waiters and waitresses.

[–]GinsuGuy 0 points1 point ago

Unless its a drink at a bar $2 on $14 is stingy.

[–]synthetic_sound 0 points1 point ago

Unless all the guy had was coffee.

[–]GinsuGuy 1 point2 points ago

If you go to a place with a waiter and only get coffee... you better tip good. Or else.

[–]synthetic_sound 0 points1 point ago

I think it depends on where/when you go in. I was a waiter at Denny's during the graveyard shift for years, and late at night there were occasionally folks who came in and just had coffee. They were kind/considerate, and never took up any table space because they got there at 4am. It actually felt nicer to not be the only person in the front of the house in the wee hours of the morning :)

[–]GinsuGuy 0 points1 point ago

You missed my other comment specifically regarding Denny's. lol

[–]synthetic_sound 0 points1 point ago

Oh, no. I saw it. I just think you're wrong in trying to distinguish the two. I've worked at high end 75 dollars a plate establishments, and both IHOP and Dennys. Customers were the same both places. The lingo is the same. You deal with the same issues. I would argue that working at a top dollar establishment is arguably easier as you have more help.

I rock at waiting tables. I love it. I have degrees - but I make more money waiting tables then I would in most office jobs. And I can say with all sincerity that on most given nights, I took home roughly the same working at both places. My point? It's unfair to label one worker something, who is doing the exact same job as someone else, and label the other person a better label, just because you hold them in higher esteem.

[–]IamMNightShyamalan 1 point2 points ago

yeah, probably would have upvoted in almost any other semi-relevant subreddit. Downvote in /r/WTF

[–]bawwb_sk 0 points1 point ago

The hand was included.

[–]fintorro 1 point2 points ago

Why is this always top comment? I swear people just write this everytime because they know it'll get karma. The purity of r/wtf will have no impact on the outside universe, it really doesn't matter that much.

[–]HelloGoodbyeBlueSky 4 points5 points ago

Because we want to bitch and complain.

[–]RepostParrot 56 points57 points ago

Well, at least they weren't penny loafers..

[–]putinspenis 0 points1 point ago

recommenting, this has potential

[–]MedleyofAwesome 54 points55 points ago

Mildly interesting maybe

[–]willymo 16 points17 points ago

[–]SpartaWillBurn 6 points7 points ago

/r/notinterestingenoughtogointo/r/midlyinteresting

[–]SockPants 0 points1 point ago

[–]FlyingIrishMan 12 points13 points ago

[–]IgorEmu 34 points35 points ago

[–]colon11 22 points23 points ago

As cool as those are.... Not really WTF-worthy.

[–]HexCodeHarry 17 points18 points ago

Not WTF material in the least. Next time your want to post to WTF, do this little exercise first. Look at your picture. Did you exclaim in your head or out loud, "what the fuck?" If the answer is "No." they please refrain from posting.

[–]unsilentninja 4 points5 points ago

Hey OP, what Elder Scrolls game came directly before Skyrim?

Hint: You're getting downvoted to it.

[–]WIGGIE_FIFES 0 points1 point ago

The items specs for these give him a -100 to Upvotes and +300 in agility to the bottom of the page

[–]NashvilleRedditors 14 points15 points ago

That's not WTF

[–]SirHumpalot 8 points9 points ago

The only wtf part of this is: WTF OP, why do you claim someone else's picture for yourself? Not only did you use the same exact image URL, but you seem to have copied and pasted the title as well. Literally copy + paste, but you missed the "I". Whatever you're trying to prove, you're part of the problem.

Original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tywby/im_a_waiter_and_this_is_what_a_customer_left_me/

In /r/pics, where it should be.

[–]synthetic_sound 0 points1 point ago

This should be at the top.

[–]jonahlew 6 points7 points ago

I'm only mildly interested

[–]jmaylee 1 point2 points ago

Could honestly justify performing oral sex for this. Thank you.

[–]shadowworrier 3 points4 points ago

Wtf. Two bucks!!!

[–]Fluid_Motion 5 points6 points ago

[–]Fluid_Motion 1 point2 points ago

this doesn't even fit in there........

OP you fail.

[–]NotBatman374 3 points4 points ago

I expected another one of those fake 10 dollar bills telling you you need jesus.

This is a bajillion times better....

Unless those are made from fake dollar bills

[–]funkyf 2 points3 points ago

I second this. At least it actually has value. Not like those pamphlets that tell you how you'd better accept Jesus or else, and think that is a perfectly acceptable form of tip.

[–]phdblue 0 points1 point ago

alright, maybe if i see you wearing these on your fingers tromping around in a pile of your own shit, this isn't WTF

[–]JTMTL 0 points1 point ago

What Country did that happen in???

[–]hoboswithhandgrenade 2 points3 points ago

Remember when a typo was enough of a reason for a post not to get upvotes? hoboswithhandgrenade remembers

[–]SeargentSprinklz 0 points1 point ago

Now all you need is a dollar hat and you can hit the dollar town!

[–]baby_shoes 0 points1 point ago

Unless they left the hand too this isn't wtf

[–]frownifdown 0 points1 point ago

[–]wiggly_tuff 7 points8 points ago

How on earth is that WTF? OP, you have failed to deliver on this occasion. If you wait tables like you provide to WTF, then I'm amazed the customer left you a tip at all...

[–]baxbat 1 point2 points ago

that's why he received his "walking shoes"

[–]StupidSloth 4 points5 points ago

Repost...

[–]jmaylee -1 points0 points ago

Proof

[–]jmaylee 0 points1 point ago

dam ok thanks. How can I check? I'm not on reddit that much, and I don't like giving stolen Karma

[–]FlyingIrishMan 0 points1 point ago

karmadecay.com

[–]turnleftdale 1 point2 points ago

Unless their tab was $100, this isn't even remotely wtf.

[–]fuckgenerationswag 2 points3 points ago

[–]KristofferAG -1 points0 points ago

Now go post it to /r/pics or /r/mildlyinteresting

[–]Logisticsbitches -1 points0 points ago

These boots are made for walking

[–]ScipiiRye -1 points0 points ago

He gave you karma as a tip? How thoughtful!

[–]Mystic_Narwhal -1 points0 points ago

The kicker: $2 tip on $100 tab...

[–]bunnylovesalion -1 points0 points ago

Did you by chance post your story about how you got those on notalwaysright.com?

[–]SwedishAlexi -1 points0 points ago

.

[–]kingphilip5 0 points1 point ago

This was to symbolize that they walked out on the check. Hey, at least you got a tip!

[–]julysfire 0 points1 point ago

Is it Wtf because it's only a $2 tip?

[–]AnaliseMayfire 0 points1 point ago

Saw this on my front page, clicked on it, saw it was posted to /r/wtf, and asked myself wtf is this doing here.

[–]ridethespiral987 0 points1 point ago

this is cool as hell, not WTF worthy, repost it somewhere else

[–]CrazedSquirrel22 0 points1 point ago

lol WTF, lmfao!

[–]Ghettoblackman69 -1 points0 points ago

WTF? MORE LIKE MOTHA FUCKIN AWESOME!!

[–]crieseverytime 0 points1 point ago

Two dollars and a human hand. OP I think your customer was trafficking illegal organs.

[–]FigaroNeptune 0 points1 point ago

How is that what the fuck? I said "aww" then laughed.

[–]ArtistEngineer -1 points0 points ago

Walk that money straight to the bank, son. Don't stop for no-one!

[–]superevie 0 points1 point ago

Since this is r/wtf I thought I was going to see a severed deer head on the table. I was wrong. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

[–]juicius 0 points1 point ago

"I'[m] shy, wearing only my boots."

[–]tomqvaxy 0 points1 point ago

Well I said wtf. Y'all are demanding. Next time those little boots had better be sticking out of a dead man's eye sockets.

[–]MeanOfPhidias 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha those are better than Everquest graphics

[–]ifoundyourtoad 0 points1 point ago

Those are neat, but still looks like a shitty tip. I would much rather take a 5 dollar tip or higher than a fancy boot trick.

[–]Dick_Dollars 0 points1 point ago

You put them on the wrong foot

[–]Hendy11 0 points1 point ago

wtf because they over tipped?

[–]youshouldbereading 1 point2 points ago

I wish we had a word for people like OP, who post things to WTF but don't belong there.

[–]A_Racial_Observation 0 points1 point ago

He left you karma as a tip. Be grateful.

[–]amstrdm 0 points1 point ago

[–]KompanionKube 0 points1 point ago

My friend and I do this all the time. Usually we make pants and shirts and decorate the salt and pepper shakers. We've never done boots, though. We can now complete our ensemble. Thanks for the... tip

[–]Karsonist 0 points1 point ago

'Mask you sumthin...

[–]N3RDS_FTW 0 points1 point ago

This should go in r/pics

[–]dropstop 0 points1 point ago

Pretty cool - but even cooler woulda been spending that extra time reaching in the 'ol wallet for a few more bucks :-)

[–]wtfOP 1 point2 points ago

not wtf repost you didn't even copy/paste the title properly, hence the " 'm "

OP is, without question, a fag.

[–]Dotjpegavigif 0 points1 point ago

These boots are made for walking...

[–]Disco-Diner 0 points1 point ago

How do I make these?

[–]Trancefalls -2 points-1 points ago

That's cool as fuck. Learning how to do dollar bill origami today cause of this.

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[–]WildKittyv1 2 points3 points ago

We've been making shit out of bills from all kinds of currency for as long as they've existed. Chill, homie.

[–]Trancefalls -5 points-4 points ago

Don't see the relation. Perhaps if we were making paper air planes and flying them into twin burning janga games...

[–]cowman25million 0 points1 point ago

This should be in r/funny, not r/wtf.

[–]Tired0wl 3 points4 points ago

Not even. /r/mildlyinteresting at best

[–]odedvk -1 points0 points ago

So fucking cool.

[–]tobeawallflower 2 points3 points ago

I don't care! I love these little boots!

[–]bearsa113609 1 point2 points ago

Those are the most undented 3rds pans I ever seen!

[–]its_coo_baby 1 point2 points ago

You're the retards who upvote it, stop upvoting stuff that shouldn't be upvoted.

[–]nc_cyclist 1 point2 points ago

These tips were made for walking.

[–]alleeexxxx -3 points-2 points ago

finger shoes!

[–]djelephant90 -1 points0 points ago

OMG! WTF!!! This is so crazy! What even is this??? LOL.

[–]Arcaness 0 points1 point ago

This is not WTF.

[–]ez1286 -2 points-1 points ago

Dolla dolla boots yall.

[–]AliveNKicken -2 points-1 points ago

This is just Meta, OP is the essentially the second coming of Christ.

[–]thatwanchick 0 points1 point ago

Only thing wtf about this is the fact that you got that dirty money on hotel pans. Food goes in those, don't be inconsiderate!

[–]subnet001 -2 points-1 points ago

I believe it it r/wtf worthy that this is in r/wtf

[–]TheWarriorsLLC 0 points1 point ago

Scraping the bottom of the barrel for WTF huh OP? Someone get a mod in here to delete this post.

[–]TheDrunkLink 0 points1 point ago

U don't belong her', boy. Go on, get!

[–]its_coo_baby 0 points1 point ago

Oh and this is a repost

[–]maadcarnt 1 point2 points ago

mmm a waiter

[–]ArtistEngineer -2 points-1 points ago

Were they Mexican?

[–]sternje -5 points-4 points ago

Finger boots!

[–]THROBBING_KANANGUS -5 points-4 points ago

I see you work at Taco Bell.

[–]YellowFeverAddiction -5 points-4 points ago

ITT: People get upset about the missing 'I' in the title instead of the cool dollar bill boots.

[–]Toothpaste_Bollocks -1 points0 points ago

Good job putting dirty money onto what is either a cuttlary/icecream holder