all 179 comments

[–]jvneville 347 points348 points ago

That eagle is a dick...

[–]v0hooo 50 points51 points ago

The video proves it. Eagle taunts the herd.

[–]CeeBmata 10 points11 points ago

Great video. My personal favorite is where the golden eagle grips one by the head and shows him what it's like to fly.. With that said someone turn this gif into a down vote gif.

Edit:typo

[–]pumpkindog 45 points46 points ago

[–]olhomy 56 points57 points ago

Needs more glitch

[–]CeeBmata 7 points8 points ago

Needs text. "Hey check out my OC!"

Eagle: "Nice try, but you're not fooling anyone."

Mountain goat:"Noooooooo"

[–]tahoeskier5 11 points12 points ago

I imagine the eagle singing I can show you the world, then being totally bummed when his friend can't fly too. Just a matter of perspective I suppose.

[–]pinothepirate 5 points6 points ago

Golden eagles are apex predator. Goats, wolves, baby cows, bear cubs and anything they can pick up or chuck off a cliff they'll go for it.

[–]Texas_ 29 points30 points ago

[–]sunfistkid 6 points7 points ago

he's smart. gonna be eating good for a time with that carcass. well done matey.

[–]drassher 2 points3 points ago

all eagles are dicks

[–]nineknives 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly what I thought.

[–]JGfromKC 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs therapy......

[–]Plutoid 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes an eagle is just an eagle.

[–]BBChicken 1 point2 points ago

"aw fuck that, it's too heavy." Meanwhile, the goat dies.

[–]doctor_lawyer 277 points278 points ago

That goat hated freedom.

[–]flapjackbacon 26 points27 points ago

Probably one of those goat spies sent over by a terrorist organization.

[–]indoobitably 32 points33 points ago

Take note Australia...

[–]shanoxilt 2 points3 points ago

[–]doctor_lawyer 0 points1 point ago

Oy vay.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

[–]doctor_lawyer 1 point2 points ago

[–]shanoxilt 3 points4 points ago

[–]Reckless_Bidet -2 points-1 points ago

It's a golden eagle in mexico :P The goat loved freedom, the eagle hated it.

[–]ArgonGryphon 1 point2 points ago

You're right, but I guess you ruined the joke. Sorry.

[–]FlynnAndTonic 55 points56 points ago

Wombo Combo

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 25 points26 points ago

Happy feet. That ain't Falco!

[–]Diabetesh 11 points12 points ago

OHHH ohhh OHHH ohhh OHHH

[–]KitInaka 7 points8 points ago

OHHHH!! GET SOME!!!

[–]RainyDayAnime 2 points3 points ago

Reference for anybody wondering: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD_imYhNoQ4

[–]KillaKip 1 point2 points ago

GETCHO ASS WHOOPED!!

[–]Dan_Gleasac 22 points23 points ago

Dat upsmash

[–]LiquidAlb 10 points11 points ago

I love you guys.

[–]radford_6920 12 points13 points ago

WHERE ARE YOU AT? WHERE ARE YOU AT?

[–]Milkytron 6 points7 points ago

Getcho ass whooped

[–]CosmikHippo 3 points4 points ago

I uploaded that video.

[–]Meleeruler 0 points1 point ago

It's not the same without the MacGyver avatar.

[–]Indica 53 points54 points ago

Always root for the mammal, people.

[–]aristander 6 points7 points ago

Nah, If everyone is warm-blooded I pull for the predator. I root for mammals over cold-blooded creatures every time. Except are sharks cold-blooded? Because I love watching a shark throw a seal up into the air before chowing down.

[–]littlelillydeath 0 points1 point ago

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/sharks/anatomy/Blood.shtml

Some are and some are partially cold-blooded

[–]hornedJ4GU4RS 0 points1 point ago

Orcas devour seals. They eat sharks as well. Hooray for mammals!

[–]mcaffrey 46 points47 points ago

I'd say that was more of a drag than a chuck.

Anyway, here is the full video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VklTs-Tid_I

Yes, the goat dies. Action is at 0:50.

[–]Mates_with_Bears 16 points17 points ago

The music makes this video hilarious. When the first one is dead and all the other goats run to the cliff to see; I pretty much wet myself.

"Kevin! Oh my God, noooooooooo! KEEEVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

[–]unmoderated 71 points72 points ago

Damn nature, you scary.

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[–]Lundix 37 points38 points ago

Guys, guys. He wants negative karma. Don't give in. Focus all efforts on keeping it exactly 0.

[–]Captian_Cocksmith 9 points10 points ago

I didn't notice the- sign. Downvote retracted thanks.

[–]monkeyjay 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, the reverse psychology is more annoying, so I'm downvoting just so his comments get hidden. A totally useless member of reddit.

[–]Bortjort 5 points6 points ago

You don't seem to be very good at this

[–]Drainbownick 4 points5 points ago

Back to zero with you shithead

[–]Mio42 1 point2 points ago

It was very well played until I read your username.

[–]Super_Pooper1 36 points37 points ago

Well that's was a baaadd fall.

[–]JonathanWarner 5 points6 points ago

It seems like a great tactic. Pull it off a cliff, swoop down, and enjoy. This is an impressive display of the Eagle's predatory prowess.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 6 points7 points ago

"Let's see how sure-footed you are now, fucker!"

[–]poesie 6 points7 points ago

God that's terrifying.

[–]B45op 5 points6 points ago

"Fuck you!" said the eagle to the goat.

[–]TossTheDog 2 points3 points ago

Eagle was overheard just before that saying... "dudes, watch me scare the crap out of Billy over there..."

[–]man_baby360 6 points7 points ago

"BAA BAAAAAA"-Goats final words.

[–]ManOffFire -1 points0 points ago

"BAAA YOOOOU SUUUUUUCK"

-goat

[–]holyshiznoly 8 points9 points ago

EWE SUCK

[–]Osthato 0 points1 point ago

Wrong animal -_-

[–]doggiedoter 3 points4 points ago

It's more likely the Goat was just too heavy.

[–]dsac 23 points24 points ago

no, the eagles throw the goats off the cliffs to kill them, then swoop down and chow on the carcass.

much easier than trying to kill it yourself, just let gravity do the work.

Here you can see the eagle carrying a goat

[–]doggiedoter 3 points4 points ago

Fair enough.

[–]Drainbownick 7 points8 points ago

I knew they did this to turtles to crack the tough shell, but I never imagined the "just drop the fucking goat" angle

[–]OneManDustBowl 7 points8 points ago

The "just drop the fucking goat" angle is pretty much straight down.

[–]Drainbownick 1 point2 points ago

oh indeed

[–]nas4k8 2 points3 points ago

That ain't Falco...

http://youtu.be/wr26BIoOFnw

[–]skarface6 2 points3 points ago

"TAKE THAT, HERBIVORE!"

[–]dixmitty 0 points1 point ago

That oughtta do it.

[–]crazyloof -2 points-1 points ago

The title alone was enough to make me bust out laughing.

[–]TheMajesticBear 0 points1 point ago

Do eagles even eat goats or was it just being an asshole?

[–]kungfu_anal 0 points1 point ago

Probably a commie bastard goat.

[–]VadersSpy 1 point2 points ago

Im upvoting "chucks".

[–]texastiffany 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing. I feel pretty awful about that.

[–]Medikated 1 point2 points ago

'Murica written all over this one.

[–]Mrslacker 0 points1 point ago

Damn, nature!

[–]whatthefat 0 points1 point ago

Some Pteranodon is watching this saying, "Pfft, real original. That move is so 80 million years ago."

[–]redscream 0 points1 point ago

I'm reading Small Gods by Terry Pratchet...

...man fuck eagles.

[–]Oldsport 0 points1 point ago

Drags.

[–]c1namber 0 points1 point ago

I can show you the..oh shit! JASMINE!!!!!!!!!

[–]MrM00se 0 points1 point ago

That's one way to tenderize that meat

[–]thebebop87 0 points1 point ago

Circle of life.

[–]f0ster 0 points1 point ago

what an asshole!

[–]wowaBAz 1 point2 points ago

The eagle just freed the fuck out of that goat.

[–]arbegla2x8x5x -1 points0 points ago

That was one bitch ass move eagle..

[–]Strnadian 0 points1 point ago

Eeeeeaaggggggllllllleeeeeee

[–]BlackMamba831 0 points1 point ago

It was an american drone taking out a terrorist

[–]TI84nSpire 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if that goat was still alive ?

[–]gdogg897 0 points1 point ago

As a goat, I find this extremely disturbing. Fucking eagles, man.

[–]Zeugirdor994 0 points1 point ago

I like how it just flies off like, "Because fuck you, that's why."

[–]dustndarty 0 points1 point ago

I can show you the world.... Oops.

[–]ihireaperihi 0 points1 point ago

I understand that it wouldn't eat the whole thing, but can eagles eat goat? Other than food I can't think of a reason for this action.

[–]Disasstah 0 points1 point ago

He's showing him how to fly!

[–]jazzrz 0 points1 point ago

IS THE GOAT OK???

[–]HiginsB15 1 point2 points ago

[–]letsgobruins 0 points1 point ago

[–]gepagan 1 point2 points ago

It looks more like the eagle realized it was way too heavy for it to fly with.

"Ok lets try this... whoa wtf whoA! goddamit, fuck you Goat"

[–]Valendr0s 0 points1 point ago

Did he died?

[–]DevinXYP 0 points1 point ago

That right there is an eagle freedoming the life out that goat.

'Merica.

[–]zzyzzyxx 0 points1 point ago

Actually this a rare occurrence of cross-species adoption. The eagle found the kid abandoned and was raising it to goathood as if it were its own. The tragedy depicted occurred the day of the adolescent kid's first flying lesson.

[–]Hero_john 0 points1 point ago

does anybody remember this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TdHn1vlCY trippy shit if you haven't

[–]ShrubBuddy45 0 points1 point ago

Damn nature you scary!

[–]shouldihaveaname 0 points1 point ago

The golden eagle.... What should have been America's symbol.

[–]Evesore 0 points1 point ago

We just had a huge rush to post "eagles are dicks" gifs and pictures that started with the one of the child being picked up in a park...

Where is the bot showing the 1000 times this is been posted?

[–]futurestriker 0 points1 point ago

Damn nature, you scary.

[–]lavidaesbella 0 points1 point ago

That video really reminds me of the legendary scene from Felix Rodriguez de la Fuente's "El hombre y la tierra" (the man and the earth) where an spanish imperial eagle flies with a goat from the mountain to the nest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKA0UlMfmwM

You can find many awesome stuff about Felix Rodriguez de la Fuente, he is a leyend in Spain, mainly because he made animals and nature very interesting for the spanish TV public, he recorded a series of documentals about wildlife and created awareness about species in danger of extinction, specially in the iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal), where he recorded many stuff.

The deal is that he recorded those images with 35mm film in an age where only indoors studios could use them because of size and weigh, moving those cameras in to the wild was a fucking pain and proved to be worth it later. Felix also changed the image of wolves from bad to good, showing people that wolves are an amazing species that evolved and adapted very well.

If you're into nature stuff, look up his videos. He is considered a leyend in Spain.

[–]doraroks 0 points1 point ago

holy shit

[–]ManWithKeyboard 1 point2 points ago

[–]electromonkey222 0 points1 point ago

That's fu*king bad ass!

[–]ahorn87 0 points1 point ago

It's it weird that I thought this was hilarious?

[–]TVsNickCannon 0 points1 point ago

somebody, somewhere, will find a use for this gif

[–]pitlord713 1 point2 points ago

After it hits the first rock, the goat is fucking peace'd so hard. Sand-baggin it.

[–]Bioamp09 0 points1 point ago

Dayum nature, you scary!

[–]lolsalot2 0 points1 point ago

Try to keep this away from the guys over at /r/mountaingoats

[–]KingThrashin 0 points1 point ago

I can show you the world...

[–]neropez 0 points1 point ago

Murica!

[–]flakade 0 points1 point ago

Alpha as fuck.

[–]mr3film 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he's fucking sorry!

[–]manufactured00 0 points1 point ago

My favorite version of that video has Wu Tang Clan playing with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ke2GUU7SE0

These eagles bring the ruckus.

[–]KevinXu 0 points1 point ago

'MURRICA

[–]boobsmcgraw 0 points1 point ago

New Zealand used to have giant eagles (or was it hawks? I don't remember) that could do that to Moas (huge ostrich type birds). Of course they're both extinct now, but how cool is that?

[–]Dickbeard_The_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he thought it was a hobbit?

[–]Metarract 0 points1 point ago

"Tonight, we dine like kings".

[–]jchezxc 0 points1 point ago

Damn Nature you scary!

[–]WasabiD 0 points1 point ago

I chuckled because the way the goat tumbled as it fell reminded me of the propeller scene from Titanic.

[–]GrayTiger44 0 points1 point ago

The title is pretty straight forward

[–]Yes__This_Is_Dog 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Eagle pushes goat off a cliff 86coms 262pts 5hrs WTF
Downvoting links in /r/new 0coms 3pts 7hrs funny
Imagine this beeing a toddler 0coms -2pts 11dys gif
A personal favorite my brother showed me around a week ago. 6coms 16pts 18dys gifs
Eagles are scary. They steal children and murder deer. 133coms 1125pts 1mo WTF
I can show you world! Whoops. Sry. 6coms 8pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]rehx 0 points1 point ago

No way, I'm not falling for this again.

[–]LegendofStubby 0 points1 point ago

Damn nature, you scary.

[–]RaindropBebop 0 points1 point ago

Hard to tell, but I'm guessing the goat was still alive after the first imapct...

:'(

[–]Trombone_Hero92 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to see this in 2 days - 3 months with the title "How I feel after a long night of hard drinking"

[–]Co3x15t -1 points0 points ago

If the eagle keeps this up, will evolution let goats grow wings to get revenge?

[–]Highfly365 0 points1 point ago

God dammit. I didn't want to see that.

[–]RGBmusic 0 points1 point ago

as someone with a goat phobia i say god bless america

[–]Ampid 1 point2 points ago

Seahawks vs. Rams

[–]Leiderdorp 0 points1 point ago

Meh-day! meh-day!

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

Raptors kinda do the same thing with snakes by taking 'em high enough and just dropping them.

[–]Liopluerodon_2112 0 points1 point ago

THAT FUCKER

[–]KitsuK8 0 points1 point ago

What a jerk

[–]posttrees 0 points1 point ago

That eagles like "Damn im eating good tonight" "Oh shit this dudes heavy i am out, peace"

[–]dulanamous 0 points1 point ago

Is the eagle strong enough to do the same to a human?

[–]SamwiseGamchi 0 points1 point ago

I Got this, I got this, shit! Im out!

[–]TheSweetOne 0 points1 point ago

Well that's one way to tenderize some meat.

[–]R3ckNaR 0 points1 point ago

Damn eagles! First turtles! Now goats!!

[–]Aldaz 0 points1 point ago

Am I an ass for giggling? I'm sure i wasn't the only one...

[–]JosephStrider 1 point2 points ago

Damn nature! You scary!!!

[–]svenhoek86 0 points1 point ago

My all time favorite video on youtube. There is no question.

That eagle is what I want to be reincarnated as. Just spend my life throwing goats off of cliffs for food. I wouldn't even do it for food. I would do it for fun. They would probably end up having someone put me down because I would destroy the goat population in that area.

[–]Perfectengrish 1 point2 points ago

[–]GVE2008 0 points1 point ago

day ruined =(

[–]tyler0fm -2 points-1 points ago

It was featured as one of the opening scenes in Adult Swim's "Off the Air" projects:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8TdHn1vlCY

*edit: formatting

[–]FrostByt -2 points-1 points ago

DIE GOAT!

[–]xsmiley 0 points1 point ago

He goat that coming for him.

[–]slippp40 0 points1 point ago

Communist goat

[–]SuperInuit 0 points1 point ago

Sorry but I can't believe anything involving an eagle isn't a hoax anymore..

[–]KevJ927 -2 points-1 points ago

warning: death?

[–]holemilk -2 points-1 points ago

This is just begging for the "Deal With It" treatment.

[–]Captainstarbucs 0 points1 point ago

I agree

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[–]Diabetesh -5 points-4 points ago

Wambo combo, that ain't falco.