Moses and Jesus are golfing in Heaven. Moses hits a shot into a pond, parts the water, chips on for a easy putt. Jesus hits his shot into the pond, walks across the water, and chips it right into the hole. Birdie. From the tee box they hear "Fore!" The ball flies past them into the water. Then a fish surfaces, looks toward the flag and spits the ball onto the green. As it rolls into the hole, Moses mumbles "I hate playing against your dad."