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[–]benjamg 196 points197 points ago

It looks so... human. Like a grumpy old man wearing leather gloves.

[–]Jaudark 30 points31 points ago

These anthropomorphic pictures are always the best

[–]BrianTheTurtle 3 points4 points ago

Is it bad that I had to look up what anthropomorphic meant...?

[–]A_Polite_Noise 5 points6 points ago

No, its good that you learned a new word! Do that more often!

Edit: Here are some you might not know! Learning is FUNdamental!: billet, puissance, aglet, and sentience.

[–]BrianTheTurtle 5 points6 points ago

You're just too polite aren't you?

[–]A_Polite_Noise 6 points7 points ago

Fuck off=D

[–]FrankMorris 1 point2 points ago

Never! Now you know one more thing which makes you that much more awesome.

[–]BrianTheTurtle 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you :)

[–]SailorDeath 13 points14 points ago

I'll tell you who he looks like, he looks like this guy

[–]Minotaurzombie 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a picture of Steve Buscemi.

[–]SailorDeath 0 points1 point ago

I can see the resemblance.

[–]BrightenthatIdea 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Chris Bosh.. but he likes watermelon

[–]Minotaurzombie 0 points1 point ago

Cuz he's grew up on a farm?

[–]SSII 3 points4 points ago

Ruxin.

[–]toris2611 2 points3 points ago

Oh my I see it....he does look like a grumpy old man wearing leather gloves.

[–]TheNightMan5000 -1 points0 points ago

looks kinda like Golem to me.

[–]newell677 0 points1 point ago

Except its an otter

[–]Doogie-Howser 306 points307 points ago

So he cried, munching through the tears and the pain. He could never eat these things again. Not since he lost Julia.

[–]Gigablah 111 points112 points ago

He otter see a therapist.

[–]phishtrader 14 points15 points ago

"This watermelon is otterly terrible."

[–]firematt422 16 points17 points ago

Don't you mean ottermelon?

[–]LaughsAtYourBadJoke 1 point2 points ago

:(

[–]lolDirtyMouth 0 points1 point ago

holy shit I can't believe people upvote that crap.

[–]LaughsAtYourBadJoke 2 points3 points ago

We agree.

[–]analrapistfunche 2 points3 points ago

As the world's first analysist-Therapist, I offer my services.

[–]bretttwarwick 2 points3 points ago

You are in the wrong subreddit Tobias. You are looking for r/arresteddevelopment/

[–]borinnub 13 points14 points ago

But he had to. The watermelon was the only thing keeping him alive, as it brought back the joyful memories of her. And so, the otter ate watermelon until he met Christine.

[–]eviltrollwizard -3 points-2 points ago

Not since the accident.

[–]Isle_of_Tortuga 2 points3 points ago

They were having a lovely stroll through the park on that warm summer evening. Just as he got down on one knee to give his life to Julia, BAM! WATERMELON CART OUT OF NOWHERE!

[–]eviltrollwizard 2 points3 points ago

Twist: Julia was a watermelon!

[–]Onlysilverworks 23 points24 points ago

"I can't BELIEVE I put my gloves on for this! "

[–]joinpanda 20 points21 points ago

I suppose watermelon does look a lot like raw salmon. I wonder if he/she thought it was salmon.

[–]Erzsabet 3 points4 points ago

Probably not. Different smells.

[–]RadicalSky 1 point2 points ago

That's a good point! His tears hurt my heart though. Poor guy! I laughed and then felt bad for him. Why does he cry?

[–]ndr2h 12 points13 points ago

Just like the time I dropped my English Toffee ice cream as a child and picked up bird shit and put it my mouth accidentally.

[–]STEVEusaurusREX 0 points1 point ago

I just gagged; I feel like if that had had happened to me I would have projectile vomitted.

[–]AlphaPigs 64 points65 points ago

This picture is too amazing for words.

[–]CantHearYou 32 points33 points ago

Agreed. I plan on trading in my dog for an otter after work today.

[–]MindCorrupt 7 points8 points ago

Be sure to hold hands with the otter, so it doesnt float away.

[–]Mas_Burritos 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it

[–]davidlove 3 points4 points ago

Otters do this.

[–]Erzsabet 2 points3 points ago

O_o

[–]Erzsabet 0 points1 point ago

So, it's not a common occurrence. I think it is more common with dolphins. Creepy dolphins and their rape caves...

[–]ndaly87 1 point2 points ago

Hell, I'd trade in my first born if it meant I got to have one of these furry little rascals

[–]CantHearYou 2 points3 points ago

It's a lot easier to have another child than it is to come across the opportunity to own an otter.

[–]JDN87 8 points9 points ago

This is the only not adorable photo of an otter I've ever seen.

[–]BrooklynNets 37 points38 points ago

"If you don't like chicken and watermelon, something is wrong with you." - Dave Chappelle

[–]LILredWagon 2 points3 points ago

Something IS severely wrong with that human.

[–]114_4 8 points9 points ago

Here's a whole gallery I posted last week showing the otter's complete "enjoyment" of the watermelon http://imgur.com/a/VSCAM Does anyone know the original photographer?

[–]benislava 0 points1 point ago

you can feel his pain..

[–]NetherDude 20 points21 points ago

i make that face sometimes when i browse /r/gonewild

[–]TARDIS -1 points0 points ago

I've been making that face more often there than I'd like. Lots of scuzzy women there now.

[–]cygdai123 7 points8 points ago

[–]danielk10 22 points23 points ago

No, you have it all wrong. The otter is crying from pure euphoria upon tasting the watermelon.

[–]FrankMorris 0 points1 point ago

That is what I was thinking. Maybe that is just his eating-face.

[–]CaptainKingChampion 6 points7 points ago

I guess we won't be changing the name to ottermelon.

[–]johndabaptist 0 points1 point ago

ctfl-f brought me here. Upvotes to first at the pun.

[–]toiletjocky 30 points31 points ago

I laugh my ass off every time I see this posted. It never gets old. Thanks for brightening my otter-wise crappy day.

[–]coffeemug20 25 points26 points ago

AdaHawkes Reposts and CoffeeMugs notices... but does not enjoy it:

title comnts points age /r/
An otter eating a watermelon, but really not enjoying it 12coms 24pts 6hrs photoshopbattles
yuuuuuuckkyyyy.. 0coms 7pts 1mo funny
Nom nom nom 0coms 10pts 3mos aww
[I no like watermelon >: ](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/zrv89/i_no_like_watermelon/) 0coms 12pts 4mos
Otterly Disgusted 26coms 478pts 4mos photoshopbattles
Whurtermelhurrn 164coms 1451pts 4mos funny
Evil Otter 6coms 12pts 4mos photoshopbattles
Evil Otter is Evil 2012 hq 23coms 290pts 4mos pics
Impossibru! 10coms 421pts 4mos funny
My reaction after giving my first blowjob...(SFW) 3coms 1pt 1mo funny
Otter eating a watermelon 2coms 18pts 1mo aww
My face when I drink tequila 1com 3pts 18dys funny
oooooh damn, this watermelon is a touch on the tart side 2coms 32pts 19dys aww
My face when failing every diet and eat pizza 0coms 5pts 22dys funny
started my weight loss shakes today 1com 25pts 23dys funny
You disgust me 13coms 394pts 23dys funny
"Me No Like Waller Melons" 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
Watermelons 4coms 35pts 1mo funny
Otter's don't like watermelon. 1com 30pts 3mos funny
Otter Eating Watermelon - FIXED 0coms 2pts 1mo aww
But... otters... supposed to be... cute... 4coms 8pts 1mo WTF

source: karmadecay

[–]tasharella 6 points7 points ago

How I imagine my face when I eat zucchini.

[–]TankRizzo 5 points6 points ago

[–]gingersixpack 5 points6 points ago

That's because they assumed he would enjoy it just because he's black.

[–]Aeolean 1 point2 points ago

Racist zookeepers!

[–]hoonaignachowaneha 3 points4 points ago

That otter looks like Jerri Blank.

[–]yyx9 1 point2 points ago

One of the most underrated shows in the history of time.

[–]elislider 2 points3 points ago

This has got to be one of the best pictures ever posted on the internet

[–]emhmark3 2 points3 points ago

Science damn you, watermelon!

[–]bang_Noir 2 points3 points ago

"Fuck it. It's sustenance. "

[–]jwxx304 2 points3 points ago

This looks like Godzilla.

[–]nissanator 2 points3 points ago

[–]jixmas -1 points0 points ago

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmxxfQrWT1qh7bico1_250.gif

He doesn't like watermelons. He just likes one.

[–]girltano 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Ruxin when baby Jeffrey does something that makes him "forever unclean" on The League.

Ignore the terrible overlay and angle... can't find a better image. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx344uYOER1qkg1b2o1_500.gif

[–]poseidonsbeardy -1 points0 points ago

"Dear Lawd, if you keep them from feeding me this demon fruit again I promise to never make jokes about breakfast, lunch or dinner" - Otter

[–]icanhazpbr -1 points0 points ago

This is the only not-cute photo of an otter I've ever seen.

[–]MYTHAtrue 1 point2 points ago

Has got to become a meme.

[–]Capn_Plaspp 0 points1 point ago

YUCKY WUTER MERON

[–]Flyin_Donut 0 points1 point ago

God dammit, now i lold in class.

[–]Nocbrasty 0 points1 point ago

looks like angel eyes from gbu

[–]disposabledingo -1 points0 points ago

I agree with Mr Otter. Can't stand watermelon...

[–]FurnitureMontreal 0 points1 point ago

These picture is so cute :)

[–]noiwillnottryanother 0 points1 point ago

I don't like watermelon... I must be an otter.

[–]ndaly87 0 points1 point ago

Can I adopt you?

[–]BigEnglish 1 point2 points ago

Benedict Cumberbatch is that you?!

[–]mizzi1 0 points1 point ago

That otter doesn't have nearly enough chins.

[–]jbird18005 0 points1 point ago

I feel the same way about watermelons!

[–]DaddyPhats 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he really, really likes it and this is a picture of his vinegar strokes.

[–]SsimpleJack 0 points1 point ago

TIL...otters aren't as cute as I thought they were.

[–]ndaly87 1 point2 points ago

[–]pattop 1 point2 points ago

How can I procure an otter as a pet?

[–]ooowl 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he is wearing a pair of fine leather driving gloves.

[–]pb00dr 0 points1 point ago

Lead us to Mordor!

[–]OtterlyNarcissistic 0 points1 point ago

So many otter puns.. I wish I was clever like that.

[–]jen_wexxx 0 points1 point ago

I will smash the head of who ever gave me this watermelon like a clam on my tummeh...

[–]Traveladdiction 0 points1 point ago

this made me smile, exactly what i needed on this terrible day.. thanks

[–]algrspjo 0 points1 point ago

Waaataaaameeeellllooooonnnnnn

[–]yab21 0 points1 point ago

Probably ate a seed, I hate that shit.

[–]ScratchBomb 0 points1 point ago

om nom nom HHHNNNNGGGG

[–]the_real_dray 0 points1 point ago

Urkkk I even got my gloves dirty**Otter.

[–]fraubot 0 points1 point ago

"I hateses watermelonses forever!!!!"

[–]th3ch0s3n0n3 0 points1 point ago

That otter aint a pro like this guy

[–]ProfessionalThings 1 point2 points ago

Where's OtterFacts when you need him?

[–]roofoo 0 points1 point ago

Do not want

[–]Valladian 0 points1 point ago

An insight into it's present line of thinking:

"I gotta go back in the fucking water after this..."

[–]Dalazo 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else knows this is pretty old?

[–]BlackyBlackify -1 points0 points ago

Maybe he doesn't like Koolaid as well? :D

[–]MoeFourTwenty 0 points1 point ago

This is what is going to get me through my day.

[–]ChrevanGohas -1 points0 points ago

Er mah gerd! WERTERMERLERN

[–]GrooGrux 0 points1 point ago

OMG, that is exactly what my GF looks like when she eats something for the first time that she is not sure about.

[–]SlightlyBiased 0 points1 point ago

Me eat watermelon because me unhappy, me unhappy because me eat watermelon.

[–]-nihaoma- 0 points1 point ago

ugh.....

[–]edgward 0 points1 point ago

I was actually eat watermelon while reading this. My company has bagel and fruit on Thursdays.

[–]GifftedIdeas 1 point2 points ago

"Arrrrrgh I'll eat the shit!!" Get this otter a steak

[–]fattykyle2 -1 points0 points ago

TIL - Not everything an otter does is cute.

[–]amjwh99 0 points1 point ago

Cute picture, but this is one evil looking Otter

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[–]hyperlips 0 points1 point ago

I smell a new meme in the works..

[–]BillyJackO 0 points1 point ago

I haven't laughed that hard at a post in a while. Thankyou Dissatisfied Otter.

[–]Bluestarrz 0 points1 point ago

"Otterly disgusting"

I'm going to go away and sleep now.

[–]norwegianengineering 0 points1 point ago

Black leather gloves!

[–]Albeezie 0 points1 point ago

Good. Watermelon is nasty.

[–]scott_kimble 0 points1 point ago

DAMN LOOK AT THAT OTTER'S TINY EAR. THAT EAR IS SO DAMN TINY.

[–]JeetRaut 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a face Nick Kroll would make.

[–]epsilon_blue 0 points1 point ago

Cute gloves.

[–]thomasemac 0 points1 point ago

I lolled

[–]n0phearz 0 points1 point ago

"Bean."

[–]mostlywrong 0 points1 point ago

For like 4 summers when I was a kid, I would see people eating watermelon and it just looked like delicious fun. So I would get a piece, take a bite, probably make this face, and resign myself to the fact that I couldn't participate in this refreshing summer treat. I tried like hell to enjoy watermelon, but that shit is nasty.

[–]FoxBattalion79 1 point2 points ago

I eat because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I eat =(

[–]good-guy-jay[!] 1 point2 points ago

a vicious cycle

EDIT: Holy shit its my cake day!! yay!

[–]Yezhik 0 points1 point ago

IMPOSSIBRU!

[–]thedanyon 0 points1 point ago

Or "Otter Takes A Huge Shit While Eating Watermelon."

[–]TheAllardo 0 points1 point ago

"Put some salt on it" They said. "It enhances the flavor!" they said.

[–]dickeydo 1 point2 points ago

clearly not a nigger

[–]Deerud 0 points1 point ago

I too despise watermelon.

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

Really? Because I think it looks like he thinks it's excellent

[–]meatlikeproduct 0 points1 point ago

I make the exact same face every time someone bothers me about how "good" watermelon is and I finally take a bite to get them to shut the hell up.

[–]xLudo 0 points1 point ago

hahahahahaha pished masel a wee bit.

[–]seaotter 0 points1 point ago

Not one of our favorite foods.

[–]nyLEO 0 points1 point ago

He looks like Mr. Burns, but the otter version.

[–]BeenWaitingForSoLong -1 points0 points ago

coz that otter is not a nigger amirite guizz

[–]brokenmandible 0 points1 point ago

that is the funniest picture I have seen in a long time.

[–]guy_from_theinternet 0 points1 point ago

Came for the Puns... not dissapointed

[–]JetlagMk2 0 points1 point ago

Looks like an Angry Kilrathi.

[–]duckaducka 0 points1 point ago

i cant help but think of that laughing shark

[–]m0rt0k 0 points1 point ago

Does not enjoy it

Looks more like he's in tears over how good it is.

[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 0 points1 point ago

Tastes like bat piss!

[–]SolacePlays 0 points1 point ago

I can just picture him saying "oh what is this?? its awful!" in Mort Goldmans voice from family guy.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Are you surprised? It's not a black otter.

[–]honnziva -1 points0 points ago

http://youtu.be/nLvhMOLKb-o

Loves watermelon ughhhhhh

[–]kingg2 0 points1 point ago

I do not support any animals that dislike watermelon.

[–]BeerBeer6969420420 -1 points0 points ago

Stop FUCKING POSTING THIS GODDAMN PICTURE

[–]AlmostAlwaysWrong 0 points1 point ago

The title reminds me of this.

[–]scottytoodope 0 points1 point ago

favorite title of the day

[–]piratecyclops 0 points1 point ago

These guys pull some weird faces when they eat - he/she may indeed be enjoying it. Source: Spent 8 mths working with, and hand-raising wild, orphaned giant otters in South America.

[–]SuperSmurfen 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the worst title to this picture I've seen in a while.

[–]madflava_heavyflo 0 points1 point ago

what a twist

[–]MysteryBlock 0 points1 point ago

I came here looking for /u/Otterfacts I am sadly disappointed.

[–]Homegrove 0 points1 point ago

It's been a tough day for me, this made it so much better. Thanks from a depressed dude.

[–]imavietbadboi 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this RE-posted like a gazillion times!

[–]BrianTheTurtle 0 points1 point ago

My cat makes this face when I shift slightly in bed.

[–]DragonMistress 0 points1 point ago

Can we PLEASE get a Benedict Cumberbatch equivalent?! :)

[–]SirPistachio 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more.

[–]sambips 0 points1 point ago

He's crying because it's so damn good.

[–]xtrusion 1 point2 points ago

plot twist -- it was soaked in vodka

[–]kickassunicorn 0 points1 point ago

Dinkleberg!

[–]stealingfirst 0 points1 point ago

insert off colour joke about watermelon and race

[–]MinnesotaMadMan86 0 points1 point ago

does anyone else see a little gollum in this guy?

[–]Icarrythesun 0 points1 point ago

How do you know? Did it tell?

[–]pimplywimp 0 points1 point ago

watermelon must be an otter's onion

[–]m4rtiz 0 points1 point ago

WHY YO PUSSY STANK LIKE DAT

[–]Cozak18 0 points1 point ago

This dumb ass pic just made me crack the hell up!

[–]mandi137 0 points1 point ago

This just made me fall off of my couch

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

I've been looking at this picture all day. I laugh every time. Why is it so funny?

[–]ratsinspace 0 points1 point ago

He looks so G'd up maybe he needs sunglasses (anyone?) Maybe he had one of those big nights and just wishes he had brought his sunglasses

[–]oldschool_ent 2 points3 points ago

This made me spit out my drink! Thanks for a hearty laugh after a long day!

[–]verbalsoze -1 points0 points ago

This otter will not enjoy kool aid either...

[–]BorgImplants 1 point2 points ago

What about purple drank?

[–]SecuVel -1 points0 points ago

Would probably pass in Sunny D

[–]MrSmo -1 points0 points ago

Of all the things I've seen on Reddit in the months that I've been here, this made me laugh the most.

[–]Magrias 1 point2 points ago

WHYYYYYHYHYHYHYYYYYYYY

[–]carreraz 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]wonderlandfairy 1 point2 points ago

I cried from laughing at this adorable picture. My boyfriend looked at me like I was crazy, clearly doesn't appreciate a good otter picture.

[–]ezd 2 points3 points ago

Most guys prefer beaver pics.

[–]wonderlandfairy 0 points1 point ago

Ah, that'd explain it then.

[–]borispavlov0 1 point2 points ago

As a fellow watermelon hater, I now have a favourite animal.

[–]brdrulf9 -1 points0 points ago

Because he is not black

[–]LePegLeLeg 1 point2 points ago

That watermelon must be otterly disgusting.

[–]prettybunnys 0 points1 point ago

[–]MrLoque 1 point2 points ago

This one always gets me unprepared:

http://i.imgur.com/YWBBC.jpg

[–]bigcountry5064 1 point2 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
An otter eating a watermelon, but really not enjoying it 15coms 46pts 8hrs photoshopbattles
yuuuuuuckkyyyy.. 0coms 7pts 1mo funny
Nom nom nom 0coms 10pts 3mos aww
[I no like watermelon >: ](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/zrv89/i_no_like_watermelon/) 0coms 12pts 4mos
Otterly Disgusted 26coms 478pts 4mos photoshopbattles
Whurtermelhurrn 164coms 1451pts 4mos funny
Evil Otter 6coms 12pts 4mos photoshopbattles
Evil Otter is Evil 2012 hq 23coms 290pts 4mos pics
Impossibru! 10coms 421pts 4mos funny
My reaction after giving my first blowjob...(SFW) 3coms 1pt 1mo funny
Otter eating a watermelon 2coms 18pts 1mo aww
My face when I drink tequila 1com 3pts 18dys funny
oooooh damn, this watermelon is a touch on the tart side 2coms 32pts 19dys aww
My face when failing every diet and eat pizza 0coms 5pts 22dys funny
started my weight loss shakes today 1com 25pts 23dys funny
You disgust me 13coms 394pts 23dys funny
"Me No Like Waller Melons" 0coms 4pts 1mo funny
Watermelons 4coms 35pts 1mo funny
Otter's don't like watermelon. 1com 30pts 3mos funny
Otter Eating Watermelon - FIXED 0coms 2pts 1mo aww
But... otters... supposed to be... cute... 4coms 8pts 1mo WTF

source: karmadecay