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[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1489 points1490 points ago

Are you sure about that? Because this is currently making the rounds on tumblr, and a simple reverse image search on Google shows that you've stolen not only the post, but the title as well.

I'll see your ass in /r/KarmaCourt, bitch.

[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 475 points476 points ago

20 Red. 1

TheAtomicPlayboy v. six6six4kids

Certiorari granted to TheAtomicPlayboy

Decided January 24, 2013

The Court will deliver it's opinion on this matter upon receipt of plaintiff's presentation of evidence and an amicus brief from tumblr.

[–]SummerInJapan 65 points66 points ago

You keep up the good work, your honor.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 30 points31 points ago

Plot twist: Reddit_Supreme_Court is Ruth Bader Ginsburg in disguise.

[–]Walter-Cronkite 65 points66 points ago

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We interrupt this comment thread to bring you a news update.

Recent, widespread confusion has occurred over the composition of the Reddit Supreme Court, with the allegation that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg of the United States Supreme Court is a member. We here at CBS Evening News regret to inform the general public that this is not the case. The Reddit Supreme Court is composed of nine justices. Chief Justice Brandeis, Justice Admin, Justice Mod, Justice Meme, Justice Test-Post, Justice Bacon, Justice Karma, Justice Repost, and Justice Scalia.

[–]nodlehsmd 26 points27 points ago

jesus christ, you took that username a year ago and this is all you've done with it?

[–]Walter-Cronkite 63 points64 points ago

takes off glasses

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a report from our correspondent in Dallas, Dan Rather, that he has confirmed that people...

puts on glasses

that people have better things to do and others should deal with it.

[–]RandyMFromSP 6 points7 points ago

Better things to do than a Walter Cronkite Reddit gimmick account? Such things do not exist!

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

If you aren't actually Uncle Walter I'm going to be very disappointed.

[–]HONRAR 0 points1 point ago

I don't think Walter Cronkite has the capacity to use emotes.

[–]Boomer_Roscoe 10 points11 points ago

Nope. Just an Ali Larter alt account.

[–]sirbruce 2 points3 points ago

[–]RedditSuperiorCourt 90 points91 points ago

Per curiam: The Reddit Superior Court admonishes the Reddit Supreme Court for taking cases without establishing jurisdiction over the parties.

[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 131 points132 points ago

On the status of the Court's decision in Most_Unknown, the Court asserts that it has original jurisdiction over any issue in such threads as it may happen to peruse. Authority for such action was granted in the Judiciary Act of 1937, see In re Chnge, 8 Red. 1.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 103 points104 points ago

Not sure what is going on here, but it seems pretty cool. Carry on.

[–]sirberus 49 points50 points ago

As a long-time redditor who has only recently started law school, let me just say that the attention to detail in this discussion is extremely sophisticated. It's either a lawyer/law student... or someone who has taken the time to get to know Civil Procedure.

Either way, this is great.

[–]Osiris32 36 points37 points ago

Prosecutor for r/karmacourt here. Many of those users who are in on this are law students or lawyers. Myself, I'm a criminal justice major, and it's a great way to practice your terminology and court procedures.

And bring justice to karma thieves, douchebags, and those who misrepresent themselves or their content.

[–]sirberus 2 points3 points ago

I want to participate, but I am just too busy right now applying for internships and writing a brief.

Where do I apply when I have a bit more time in the next few weeks?

It looks like a great way to integrate (and find an excuse for) Reddit and law school lol.

Edit: If it pleases the court, I'm in the top ~15% of my class. #1 in Legal Research & Writing and Contracts.

[–]Osiris32 7 points8 points ago

Just head over to /r/karmacourt and write an application to the mods. Or, bring someone up on charges, and prosecute the case. I highly suggest you read through the reddit constitution in the sidebar, as it details exactly what crimes are what (grandtheft.jpg, aggravated douchebaggery, etc) and what the court procedures are. It usually takes less time than real court, but it's still a lot of fun. I won my first case because the defense never showed up for the continuation after Christmas.

[–]sirberus 1 point2 points ago

Haha, I'll add it to the top of my list :D

[–]joe_canadian 1 point2 points ago

Quick question - does /r/karmacourt focus on American civil procedure?

[–]Mistr_Nice_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Advise: Don't spend so many hours trying to bring justice to the already poisoned Internet. Maybe direct that same drive towards things that actually matter.

[–]wOlfLisK 1 point2 points ago

Can't be lawyers, everyone knows you lose your sense of humour when graduating.

[–]heytedlickthis 1 point2 points ago

I've acted as Jury Foreman on a /r/KarmaCourt case, and I loved it. I work in lit support, so I'm not actually arguing cases in real life, but this is just so much damn fun!

[–]Gird_Your_Anus 20 points21 points ago

1L law school students with reddit accounts. That's what is happening.

[–]staxnet 4 points5 points ago

TTT

[–]TorreyL 3 points4 points ago

Is that "third tier toilet" or some acronym I'm unfamiliar with?

[–]staxnet 2 points3 points ago

File a motion to compel with the court, counselor.

[–]rw4gz 29 points30 points ago

Agreed, I'll allow an upvote for everyone involved.

[–]mdkss12 18 points19 points ago

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 13 points14 points ago

This is awesome. You are awesome.

[–]TheClayroo 8 points9 points ago

0 days....you got off lucky.

[–]Theyus 339 points340 points ago

I MOVE THAT OP IS, IN FACT, A FAGGOT!

[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 210 points211 points ago

Certiorari denied. OP is already under suit by u/TheAtomicPlayboy.

[–]rw4gz 78 points79 points ago

Lawyered

[–]CryoGuy 30 points31 points ago

I demand a recess until this episode of Trailer Park Boys is over.

[–]supergalactic 21 points22 points ago

Cory, Trevor. Smokes. Let's go.

[–]itsjustbutters 3 points4 points ago

I said smokes hairdoo!

[–]solistus 159 points160 points ago

If it pleases the Court, I would like to submit the following amicus brief in support of u/TheAtomicPlayboy:


OP is a faggot.


[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 206 points207 points ago

Accepted.

[–]OPs_Defence_Lawyer 82 points83 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RedFollower 22 points23 points ago

Ok, this is the most entertaining thing i have seen in a while.

[–]CaptainUltimate28 4 points5 points ago

I didn't find it that funny until I saw the usernames. Sometimes Reddit really comes through.

[–]Excentinel 11 points12 points ago

I move that Justice Grumpy Cat be censured for cleaning his harbls whilst on the bench.

[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 30 points31 points ago

The Reddit Supreme Court is composed of nine justices. Chief Justice Brandeis, Justice Admin, Justice Mod, Justice Meme, Justice Test-Post, Justice Bacon, Justice Karma, Justice Repost, and Justice Scalia.

[–]Excentinel 10 points11 points ago

Justice Scalia.

I guess that explains /r/spacedicks.

[–]needsmorepepper 6 points7 points ago

Objection, your honor, calls for speculation. reviews evidence nevermind definitely a faggot

[–]unconfusedsub 4 points5 points ago

[–]TalentedChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

*its

Credibility lost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What's with the weird ass spacing in legal documents btw?

Unrelated, sorry, but I'm still curious.

[–]saintbargabar 13 points14 points ago

The post in question circa 3 days ago.

[–]turkey6 19 points20 points ago

THE DOWNVOTE HAS BEEN RIGHTFULLY BESTOWED.

[–]project1225 8 points9 points ago

Vigilante! Have you no respect for justice? Innocence until proven otherwise? You are but a mere troglodyte with a command of words.

[–]turkey6 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to life lesson #1, my beautiful cock.

[–]Piratcykel 9 points10 points ago

Pretty sure this would be called a "Kodak Moment" a couple of years ago.

[–]CaptainUltimate28 2 points3 points ago

A couple? 15 seems more likely.

[–]088 22 points23 points ago

Objection - Karma Court is not governed by reason, sir.

[–]RockTheShaz 21 points22 points ago

Seems like this is a case of grandtheft.jpg though

[–]korkow 7 points8 points ago

When people repost, I get a tad upset. But when someone reposts and claims it to be their own? That's just disgusting, attention whore bullshit.

[–]meatwad1987 3 points4 points ago

Everybody, get him!

[–]Domino_Raindrop 3 points4 points ago

Look at his post history. It's fucking ridiculous with all of the reposts and what not.

[–]RzK 9 points10 points ago

God damn, this is like the 50th faggot OP i've seen today. The fuck is going on?

[–]Mother_of_Three 7 points8 points ago

reddit is full of faggots

[–]harroldhino 2 points3 points ago

Lets get this one on the docket please, it's been an hour already.

[–]zissous4 1 point2 points ago

I think there was an emergency plea

[–]zissous4 2 points3 points ago

All rise, court is now in session

[–]somethin62 0 points1 point ago

You've just gotten served, sir.

[–]UnrelatedComa 0 points1 point ago

fuck! and i had a great line about how meta it was for him to take pics of a guy taking pics to post somewhere else that were going to get reposted here....

and its already a repost! ;_;

[–]SupWorld 0 points1 point ago

oh ishhh BUSTED BUDDY

[–]Shitygif -1 points0 points ago

What... what if OP is actually the original poster?

How do you know this isn't his or her picture in the first place?

I plead reasonable doubt in OP's defense.

[–]twoinchesoffury 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, ya bitch!

[–]sharkattax 2 points3 points ago

It might interest you to reverse image search their last post before this picture (the 'KFC' one). Same shit, different post.

[–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

another faggy OP exposed, thank you

[–]lolDirtyMouth 0 points1 point ago

it's obligatory to downvote karma bitches.

[–]L1onhearted 0 points1 point ago

This shit needs Judge Dredd.

[–]Yeats 0 points1 point ago

I hope you give this guy hell in court.

[–]leet_hacksaw 185 points186 points ago

[–]Milesaboveu 25 points26 points ago

dat filter

[–]ArabRedditor 15 points16 points ago

What reddit app/program are you using.

[–]ollien 20 points21 points ago

It appears to be Alien Blue

[–]BeezAweez 19 points20 points ago

Only the best reddit app ever

[–]Kira_kappuke-ki 4 points5 points ago

Wait. There are more Reddit Apps than Reddit is fun?!

[–]ABusFullaJewz 2 points3 points ago

If you're on Android, there's Bacon Reader (the one I use over Reddit Is Fun). iOS has Alien Blue (my preferred one for Apple products)

[–]Airazz -1 points0 points ago

Among other better clients are Reddit Now and Reddit Sync. I personally prefer RNow.

[–]skurken 3 points4 points ago

Oh lawd... BaconReader for Android. You'll never go back to Diode or RIF.

[–]TheInsaneDane 5 points6 points ago

I just tried baconreader. I don't like it. I prefer RIF, it just looks more like PC reddit.

[–]skurken 0 points1 point ago

Too bad, it has a lot more to offer than RIF, which I used for over a year, mind you.

[–]Hiphoppington 0 points1 point ago

Reddit Sync is where it's at

[–]WikipediaBrown 1 point2 points ago

Oh man, you haven't heard of Reddit Sync?

[–]ollien 8 points9 points ago

Probably the one thing I miss on android

[–]ABusFullaJewz 1 point2 points ago

I use Bacon Reader, but it's really no match to Alien Blue

[–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

Reddit is fun is the best app for Reddit.

[–]leet_hacksaw 5 points6 points ago

They're right it's AlienBlue. I prefer it to the rare occasion I'm on reddit on my PC.

[–]XCrazedxPyroX 0 points1 point ago

What is this alien blue?

[–]Th3MadCreator 1 point2 points ago

It's called Alien Blue. It's fucking awesome.

[–]gfish93 3 points4 points ago

It's Alien Blue on Night Mode.

[–]Just_Trevor 0 points1 point ago

The (best) alien blue - client

[–]TypicalHaikuResponse 8 points9 points ago

That's actually pretty fucking nice. I take back all the instagram hate.

[–]Vushivushi 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate milk is suddenly bacon.

[–]danielk10 270 points271 points ago

And then some redditer comes along and is all like, "dis some reddit shit."

[–]Journalisto 31 points32 points ago

We're so much more sophisticated here though. It's for karma.

[–]myfoxisfoxy 16 points17 points ago

You are amazing.

[–]DontMakeMeDownvote 3 points4 points ago

The emotionless reddit alien makes it.

[–]Tashre 6 points7 points ago

Not enough neckbeard.

[–]theshindig 1 point2 points ago

Replace the cup with a penis and make the arrows more of a shooting stream, then it's more accurate.

[–]Jesus4LifeYOLO 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one that really hates this guys art style? I mean no offense, I can see that plenty of people do like it, it just doesn't tickle my fancy.

[–]FluffyLion 2 points3 points ago

I don't like the style, but I think the interpretations of comments are good enough to make up for it.

[–]Net_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

I agree. It looks like a cheaply made political cartoon.

[–]NotaMethAddict 65 points66 points ago

But doesn't the boy realize..?

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

[–]LyingPervert 90 points91 points ago

It's different when it's chocolate.

[–]leet_hacksaw 86 points87 points ago

[–]danish_sprode 6 points7 points ago

Should have done the glare too

[–]Yibb 3 points4 points ago

What app is this?

[–]leet_hacksaw 6 points7 points ago

Touch ReTouch. It's surprisingly powerful for something you can keep in your pocket.

I also recommend Superimpose.

[–]zelt000 1 point2 points ago

leet_hacksaw, this right here is the reason why I love reddit. Thanks for that hearty laugh.

[–]EngineArc 0 points1 point ago

You are a special person, you.

[–]TheLolWhatsAUsername 1 point2 points ago

I have those same exact glasses.

[–]Gemiinus 0 points1 point ago

I have those glasses!

[–]Brett_Favre_4 0 points1 point ago

You don't fuck with a mans chocolate milk.

[–]smurfjoe 0 points1 point ago

Sir, we use the term African-American here.

[–]Persius 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha kyle you're so crazy.

[–]nutbar 8 points9 points ago

What really happened!

[–]muchachomalo 3 points4 points ago

Dropped a chocolate milk now I'm crying. Waaa!! This goes out to all the toddlers on Instagram straight bawlin'.

[–]ronaldreaganomics 72 points73 points ago

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that black children don't have dads.

[–]TalentedChrisBrown 30 points31 points ago

So edgy bro

[–]twr3x 16 points17 points ago

Wow! So original! I've only seen this on reddit thirty times today!

[–]awkisopen 15 points16 points ago

Reddit: where even the comments are reposts.

[–]figboot11 8 points9 points ago

Instagram dat joint

[–]mastercylinder2 2 points3 points ago

Why is his arm over the back of his neck?

[–]RookieLover 6 points7 points ago

It's really the best way to photograph your elbow.

[–]jmlinden7 2 points3 points ago

He's using his left hand to photograph his right elbow.

[–]Gpr1me 0 points1 point ago

Why is it difficult to take a picture of your elbow?

[–]Cragstone 5 points6 points ago

that does have a certain aesthetic beauty to it. at least he wasn't taking a pic of his kid's tears

[–]Hungry_Texan 5 points6 points ago

I can't believe we live in a world where someone would try to appease a bunch of strangers rather than a family member.........

And instead of calling my siblings or parents, I'm on reddit.

[–]pitts36 12 points13 points ago

I'm guessing the Instagram post will go something like "smdh niggaz b spilin dey milk n shit lmao"

[–]luisbv23 12 points13 points ago

You forgot the 20 stupid hashtags

[–]Cobaltcat22 13 points14 points ago

#dickbag #yolo #swag #mcdonalds #lilkids #spiltmilk #niggaz #420blazeitnigga #thuglife #mykid #thatgurlllltho #black

[–]TalentedChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

DAE hate le instagram ??

[–]arkanis50 4 points5 points ago

And OP got up and went "this is come Reddit shit right here!"?

[–]teamventurego 1 point2 points ago

Aside from the Karma Theft, what makes this image even worse is that he has one of those iPhone Lens Adapters on it...

[–]2k-kid 1 point2 points ago

[–]mattfatcat -1 points0 points ago

I feel like fathers like this is why some kids grow up to be douchebags

[–]SpiderTwoYBanana -1 points0 points ago

I wonder what filter he used to extract the beauty of the spill.

[–]farside604 -1 points0 points ago

The questions is though, where is the picture of you taking a picture of the guy taking a picture of his kid

[–]Electric_Guitar -1 points0 points ago

YO dawg...

[–]Hamstertoast 0 points1 point ago

As a mcdonalds employee, god damnit I'm making fries. Clean up your sons milk.

[–]Litra 0 points1 point ago

for a moment I thought this was /r/circlejerk

[–]coodrough568 -1 points0 points ago

Instagram dat joint

[–]doodoodleylou 1 point2 points ago

and then you were all like, "this some reddit shit"

[–]jb2386 1 point2 points ago

Damn kid shouldn't be crying over spilt milk!

[–]Syd_the_kid92 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for reposting this twice bro..

[–]bobbypbobbyp 0 points1 point ago

instacryoverspiltmilk

[–]sonicadama 0 points1 point ago

top half of the spill kinda looks like New Zealand.

[–]roofoo 1 point2 points ago

Father of the year!

[–]lolDirtyMouth 0 points1 point ago

and then you whipped out YOUR phone and said aww shit sweet sweet karma.

[–]joejoetheeskimo 0 points1 point ago

I've always wondered if the old adage "Don't cry over spilled milk," applies to chocolate milk....

[–]altai779 0 points1 point ago

Warning op is fag: stole from tumbling an posted in another subreddit within an hour of this post

[–]theolliellama 0 points1 point ago

I have you tagged "steals jokes from Bill Hicks".

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

Posted to 2 default subreddits, go fuck yourself OP

[–]CTDH 0 points1 point ago

I hope he added lens flare.

[–]OneTimeUse20 0 points1 point ago

OP is clearly a faggot

[–]JessesGurl 0 points1 point ago

I hope you stood up and said "this some Reddit shit" and then took your picture

[–]Dachstein 0 points1 point ago

McDonalds has chocolate milk?

[–]deadair101_84 0 points1 point ago

poor baby!! that guy doesnt deserve kids!

[–]Startrekwarsofdoom 0 points1 point ago

Every time I hear a kid cry I just wanna make them feel better.