608
609

I was at McDonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and started taking pictures. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by [deleted]

top 200 commentsshow all 362
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 1489 points1490 points ago

Are you sure about that? Because this is currently making the rounds on tumblr, and a simple reverse image search on Google shows that you've stolen not only the post, but the title as well.

I'll see your ass in /r/KarmaCourt, bitch.

[–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 475 points476 points ago

20 Red. 1

TheAtomicPlayboy v. six6six4kids

Certiorari granted to TheAtomicPlayboy

Decided January 24, 2013

The Court will deliver it's opinion on this matter upon receipt of plaintiff's presentation of evidence and an amicus brief from tumblr.

[–]SummerInJapan 65 points66 points ago

You keep up the good work, your honor.

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 30 points31 points ago

Plot twist: Reddit_Supreme_Court is Ruth Bader Ginsburg in disguise.

[–]Walter-Cronkite 65 points66 points ago

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. We interrupt this comment thread to bring you a news update.

Recent, widespread confusion has occurred over the composition of the Reddit Supreme Court, with the allegation that Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg of the United States Supreme Court is a member. We here at CBS Evening News regret to inform the general public that this is not the case. The Reddit Supreme Court is composed of nine justices. Chief Justice Brandeis, Justice Admin, Justice Mod, Justice Meme, Justice Test-Post, Justice Bacon, Justice Karma, Justice Repost, and Justice Scalia.

[–]nodlehsmd 26 points27 points ago

jesus christ, you took that username a year ago and this is all you've done with it?

[–]Walter-Cronkite 63 points64 points ago

takes off glasses

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a report from our correspondent in Dallas, Dan Rather, that he has confirmed that people...

puts on glasses

that people have better things to do and others should deal with it.

[–]RandyMFromSP 6 points7 points ago

Better things to do than a Walter Cronkite Reddit gimmick account? Such things do not exist!

[–]Osiris32 3 points4 points ago

If you aren't actually Uncle Walter I'm going to be very disappointed.

[–]HONRAR 0 points1 point ago

I don't think Walter Cronkite has the capacity to use emotes.

load more comments (1 reply)

    [–]Boomer_Roscoe 10 points11 points ago

    Nope. Just an Ali Larter alt account.

    [–]sirbruce 2 points3 points ago

    Oooooooooooh.

    [–]RedditSuperiorCourt 90 points91 points ago

    Per curiam: The Reddit Superior Court admonishes the Reddit Supreme Court for taking cases without establishing jurisdiction over the parties.

    [–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 131 points132 points ago

    On the status of the Court's decision in Most_Unknown, the Court asserts that it has original jurisdiction over any issue in such threads as it may happen to peruse. Authority for such action was granted in the Judiciary Act of 1937, see In re Chnge, 8 Red. 1.

    [–]DontMakeMeDownvote 103 points104 points ago

    Not sure what is going on here, but it seems pretty cool. Carry on.

    [–]sirberus 49 points50 points ago

    As a long-time redditor who has only recently started law school, let me just say that the attention to detail in this discussion is extremely sophisticated. It's either a lawyer/law student... or someone who has taken the time to get to know Civil Procedure.

    Either way, this is great.

    [–]Osiris32 36 points37 points ago

    Prosecutor for r/karmacourt here. Many of those users who are in on this are law students or lawyers. Myself, I'm a criminal justice major, and it's a great way to practice your terminology and court procedures.

    And bring justice to karma thieves, douchebags, and those who misrepresent themselves or their content.

    [–]sirberus 2 points3 points ago

    I want to participate, but I am just too busy right now applying for internships and writing a brief.

    Where do I apply when I have a bit more time in the next few weeks?

    It looks like a great way to integrate (and find an excuse for) Reddit and law school lol.

    Edit: If it pleases the court, I'm in the top ~15% of my class. #1 in Legal Research & Writing and Contracts.

    [–]Osiris32 7 points8 points ago

    Just head over to /r/karmacourt and write an application to the mods. Or, bring someone up on charges, and prosecute the case. I highly suggest you read through the reddit constitution in the sidebar, as it details exactly what crimes are what (grandtheft.jpg, aggravated douchebaggery, etc) and what the court procedures are. It usually takes less time than real court, but it's still a lot of fun. I won my first case because the defense never showed up for the continuation after Christmas.

    [–]sirberus 1 point2 points ago

    Haha, I'll add it to the top of my list :D

    [–]joe_canadian 1 point2 points ago

    Quick question - does /r/karmacourt focus on American civil procedure?

    [–]Mistr_Nice_Guy 0 points1 point ago

    Advise: Don't spend so many hours trying to bring justice to the already poisoned Internet. Maybe direct that same drive towards things that actually matter.

    [–]wOlfLisK 1 point2 points ago

    Can't be lawyers, everyone knows you lose your sense of humour when graduating.

    [–]heytedlickthis 1 point2 points ago

    I've acted as Jury Foreman on a /r/KarmaCourt case, and I loved it. I work in lit support, so I'm not actually arguing cases in real life, but this is just so much damn fun!

    [–]Gird_Your_Anus 20 points21 points ago

    1L law school students with reddit accounts. That's what is happening.

    [–]staxnet 4 points5 points ago

    TTT

    [–]TorreyL 3 points4 points ago

    Is that "third tier toilet" or some acronym I'm unfamiliar with?

    [–]staxnet 2 points3 points ago

    File a motion to compel with the court, counselor.

    load more comments (1 reply)

      [–]rw4gz 29 points30 points ago

      Agreed, I'll allow an upvote for everyone involved.

      [–]mdkss12 18 points19 points ago

      neat

      [–]GiantWhaleCannon 13 points14 points ago

      This is awesome. You are awesome.

      [–]TheClayroo 8 points9 points ago

      0 days....you got off lucky.

      [–]Theyus 339 points340 points ago

      I MOVE THAT OP IS, IN FACT, A FAGGOT!

      [–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 210 points211 points ago

      Certiorari denied. OP is already under suit by u/TheAtomicPlayboy.

      [–]rw4gz 78 points79 points ago

      Lawyered

      [–]CryoGuy 30 points31 points ago

      I demand a recess until this episode of Trailer Park Boys is over.

      [–]supergalactic 21 points22 points ago

      Cory, Trevor. Smokes. Let's go.

      [–]itsjustbutters 3 points4 points ago

      I said smokes hairdoo!

      load more comments (1 reply)

        [–]solistus 159 points160 points ago

        If it pleases the Court, I would like to submit the following amicus brief in support of u/TheAtomicPlayboy:

        OP is a faggot.

        [–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 206 points207 points ago

        Accepted.

        [–]OPs_Defence_Lawyer 82 points83 points ago

        ಠ_ಠ

        [–]RedFollower 22 points23 points ago

        Ok, this is the most entertaining thing i have seen in a while.

        [–]CaptainUltimate28 4 points5 points ago

        I didn't find it that funny until I saw the usernames. Sometimes Reddit really comes through.

        load more comments (2 replies)

          [–]Excentinel 11 points12 points ago

          I move that Justice Grumpy Cat be censured for cleaning his harbls whilst on the bench.

          [–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 30 points31 points ago

          The Reddit Supreme Court is composed of nine justices. Chief Justice Brandeis, Justice Admin, Justice Mod, Justice Meme, Justice Test-Post, Justice Bacon, Justice Karma, Justice Repost, and Justice Scalia.

          [–]Excentinel 10 points11 points ago

          Justice Scalia.

          I guess that explains /r/spacedicks.

          [–]needsmorepepper 6 points7 points ago

          Objection, your honor, calls for speculation. reviews evidence nevermind definitely a faggot

          load more comments (3 replies)

            [–]analog_jedi 4 points5 points ago

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9u9kimBDTc

            [–]unconfusedsub 4 points5 points ago

            Your honor? I'd like to witness that OP has done this in /r/funny 3 hours ago.

            http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1762pu/i_was_at_mcdonalds_and_this_kid_dropped_his/?sort=confidence

            [–]higendude 2 points3 points ago

            http://i.imgur.com/JLyWL.jpg

            [–]TalentedChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

            *its

            Credibility lost.

            [–]Reddit_Supreme_Court 4 points5 points ago

            In re Chnge, 8 Red 1 (2012)

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            What's with the weird ass spacing in legal documents btw?

            Unrelated, sorry, but I'm still curious.

            load more comments (3 replies)

              [–]c3921 56 points57 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/Ni8uOwe.jpg

              [–]saintbargabar 13 points14 points ago

              The post in question circa 3 days ago.

              [–]turkey6 19 points20 points ago

              THE DOWNVOTE HAS BEEN RIGHTFULLY BESTOWED.

              [–]project1225 8 points9 points ago

              Vigilante! Have you no respect for justice? Innocence until proven otherwise? You are but a mere troglodyte with a command of words.

              [–]turkey6 5 points6 points ago

              Welcome to life lesson #1, my beautiful cock.

              [–]Piratcykel 9 points10 points ago

              Pretty sure this would be called a "Kodak Moment" a couple of years ago.

              [–]CaptainUltimate28 2 points3 points ago

              A couple? 15 seems more likely.

              [–]irate_pizza_guy 29 points30 points ago

              http://i.imgur.com/tol5g.gif

              [–]088 22 points23 points ago

              Objection - Karma Court is not governed by reason, sir.

              [–]RockTheShaz 21 points22 points ago

              Seems like this is a case of grandtheft.jpg though

              [–]korkow 7 points8 points ago

              When people repost, I get a tad upset. But when someone reposts and claims it to be their own? That's just disgusting, attention whore bullshit.

              [–]meatwad1987 3 points4 points ago

              Everybody, get him!

              [–]Domino_Raindrop 3 points4 points ago

              Look at his post history. It's fucking ridiculous with all of the reposts and what not.

              [–]RzK 9 points10 points ago

              God damn, this is like the 50th faggot OP i've seen today. The fuck is going on?

              [–]Mother_of_Three 7 points8 points ago

              reddit is full of faggots

              [–]harroldhino 2 points3 points ago

              Lets get this one on the docket please, it's been an hour already.

              [–]zissous4 1 point2 points ago

              I think there was an emergency plea

              [–]zissous4 2 points3 points ago

              All rise, court is now in session

              [–]EndlessAutumn 1 point2 points ago

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0F-IHwgC-Q&feature=youtube_gdata_player

              [–]somethin62 0 points1 point ago

              You've just gotten served, sir.

              [–]UnrelatedComa 0 points1 point ago

              fuck! and i had a great line about how meta it was for him to take pics of a guy taking pics to post somewhere else that were going to get reposted here....

              and its already a repost! ;_;

              [–]SupWorld 0 points1 point ago

              oh ishhh BUSTED BUDDY

              [–]Shitygif -1 points0 points ago

              What... what if OP is actually the original poster?

              How do you know this isn't his or her picture in the first place?

              I plead reasonable doubt in OP's defense.

              [–]twoinchesoffury 0 points1 point ago

              Yeah, ya bitch!

              [–]sharkattax 2 points3 points ago

              It might interest you to reverse image search their last post before this picture (the 'KFC' one). Same shit, different post.

              [–]anoano 0 points1 point ago

              another faggy OP exposed, thank you

              [–]lolDirtyMouth 0 points1 point ago

              it's obligatory to downvote karma bitches.

              [–]L1onhearted 0 points1 point ago

              This shit needs Judge Dredd.

              [–]Yeats 0 points1 point ago

              I hope you give this guy hell in court.

              load more comments (5 replies)

                [–]leet_hacksaw 185 points186 points ago

                http://i.imgur.com/A0zk9Sg.jpg

                [–]Milesaboveu 25 points26 points ago

                dat filter

                [–]leet_hacksaw 97 points98 points ago

                http://i.imgur.com/gQrVtei.jpg

                [–]ArabRedditor 15 points16 points ago

                What reddit app/program are you using.

                [–]ollien 20 points21 points ago

                It appears to be Alien Blue

                [–]BeezAweez 19 points20 points ago

                Only the best reddit app ever

                [–]Kira_kappuke-ki 4 points5 points ago

                Wait. There are more Reddit Apps than Reddit is fun?!

                [–]ABusFullaJewz 2 points3 points ago

                If you're on Android, there's Bacon Reader (the one I use over Reddit Is Fun). iOS has Alien Blue (my preferred one for Apple products)

                [–]Airazz -1 points0 points ago

                Among other better clients are Reddit Now and Reddit Sync. I personally prefer RNow.

                [–]skurken 3 points4 points ago

                Oh lawd... BaconReader for Android. You'll never go back to Diode or RIF.

                [–]TheInsaneDane 5 points6 points ago

                I just tried baconreader. I don't like it. I prefer RIF, it just looks more like PC reddit.

                [–]skurken 0 points1 point ago

                Too bad, it has a lot more to offer than RIF, which I used for over a year, mind you.

                [–]Hiphoppington 0 points1 point ago

                Reddit Sync is where it's at

                [–]WikipediaBrown 1 point2 points ago

                Oh man, you haven't heard of Reddit Sync?

                [–]ollien 8 points9 points ago

                Probably the one thing I miss on android

                [–]ABusFullaJewz 1 point2 points ago

                I use Bacon Reader, but it's really no match to Alien Blue

                load more comments (6 replies)

                  [–]TheInsaneDane 0 points1 point ago

                  Reddit is fun is the best app for Reddit.

                  load more comments (1 reply)

                    [–]leet_hacksaw 5 points6 points ago

                    They're right it's AlienBlue. I prefer it to the rare occasion I'm on reddit on my PC.

                    [–]XCrazedxPyroX 0 points1 point ago

                    What is this alien blue?

                    [–]Th3MadCreator 1 point2 points ago

                    It's called Alien Blue. It's fucking awesome.

                    [–]gfish93 3 points4 points ago

                    It's Alien Blue on Night Mode.

                    [–]Just_Trevor 0 points1 point ago

                    The (best) alien blue - client

                    [–]Treycoolis 11 points12 points ago

                    http://i.imgur.com/e2tPL.gif

                    [–]TypicalHaikuResponse 8 points9 points ago

                    That's actually pretty fucking nice. I take back all the instagram hate.

                    [–]Vushivushi 0 points1 point ago

                    Chocolate milk is suddenly bacon.

                    load more comments (2 replies)

                      [–]danielk10 270 points271 points ago

                      And then some redditer comes along and is all like, "dis some reddit shit."

                      [–]CartoonsYourComment 206 points207 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/i6y89rG.png

                      [–]Journalisto 31 points32 points ago

                      We're so much more sophisticated here though. It's for karma.

                      [–]CartoonsYourComment 136 points137 points ago

                      http://i.imgur.com/xft5rvP.png

                      [–]myfoxisfoxy 16 points17 points ago

                      You are amazing.

                      [–]DontMakeMeDownvote 3 points4 points ago

                      The emotionless reddit alien makes it.

                      [–]Tashre 6 points7 points ago

                      Not enough neckbeard.

                      [–]theshindig 1 point2 points ago

                      Replace the cup with a penis and make the arrows more of a shooting stream, then it's more accurate.

                      load more comments (1 reply)

                        [–]Jesus4LifeYOLO 4 points5 points ago

                        Am I the only one that really hates this guys art style? I mean no offense, I can see that plenty of people do like it, it just doesn't tickle my fancy.

                        [–]FluffyLion 2 points3 points ago

                        I don't like the style, but I think the interpretations of comments are good enough to make up for it.

                        [–]Net_Bastard 1 point2 points ago

                        I agree. It looks like a cheaply made political cartoon.

                        load more comments (3 replies)

                          load more comments (2 replies)

                            [–]NotaMethAddict 65 points66 points ago

                            But doesn't the boy realize..?

                            There's no use crying over spilled milk.

                            [–]LyingPervert 90 points91 points ago

                            It's different when it's chocolate.

                            [–]NotaMethAddict 23 points24 points ago

                            I hear you, I'm having myself a glass right now.

                            [–]leet_hacksaw 86 points87 points ago

                            Yoink!

                            [–]danish_sprode 6 points7 points ago

                            Should have done the glare too

                            [–]leet_hacksaw 15 points16 points ago

                            It's hard to do on the phone.

                            [–]Yibb 3 points4 points ago

                            What app is this?

                            [–]leet_hacksaw 6 points7 points ago

                            Touch ReTouch. It's surprisingly powerful for something you can keep in your pocket.

                            I also recommend Superimpose.

                            load more comments (4 replies)

                              [–]zelt000 1 point2 points ago

                              leet_hacksaw, this right here is the reason why I love reddit. Thanks for that hearty laugh.

                              [–]EngineArc 0 points1 point ago

                              You are a special person, you.

                              [–]TheLolWhatsAUsername 1 point2 points ago

                              I have those same exact glasses.

                              [–]Gemiinus 0 points1 point ago

                              I have those glasses!

                              [–]Brett_Favre_4 0 points1 point ago

                              You don't fuck with a mans chocolate milk.

                              [–]gamerguyal 0 points1 point ago

                              Did you say chocolate?

                              [–]smurfjoe 0 points1 point ago

                              Sir, we use the term African-American here.

                              load more comments (1 reply)

                                [–]Persius 1 point2 points ago

                                Hahaha kyle you're so crazy.

                                [–]nutbar 8 points9 points ago

                                What really happened!

                                [–]muchachomalo 3 points4 points ago

                                Dropped a chocolate milk now I'm crying. Waaa!! This goes out to all the toddlers on Instagram straight bawlin'.

                                [–]ronaldreaganomics 72 points73 points ago

                                I call bullshit. Everyone knows that black children don't have dads.

                                [–]TalentedChrisBrown 30 points31 points ago

                                So edgy bro

                                [–]twr3x 16 points17 points ago

                                Wow! So original! I've only seen this on reddit thirty times today!

                                [–]awkisopen 15 points16 points ago

                                Reddit: where even the comments are reposts.

                                load more comments (4 replies)

                                  load more comments (16 replies)

                                    [–]figboot11 8 points9 points ago

                                    Instagram dat joint

                                    [–]CartoonsYourComment 39 points40 points ago

                                    http://i.imgur.com/pwxSbHc.png

                                    [–]mastercylinder2 2 points3 points ago

                                    Why is his arm over the back of his neck?

                                    [–]RookieLover 6 points7 points ago

                                    It's really the best way to photograph your elbow.

                                    [–]jmlinden7 2 points3 points ago

                                    He's using his left hand to photograph his right elbow.

                                    [–]Gpr1me 0 points1 point ago

                                    Why is it difficult to take a picture of your elbow?

                                    load more comments (3 replies)

                                      load more comments (3 replies)

                                        [–]Cragstone 5 points6 points ago

                                        that does have a certain aesthetic beauty to it. at least he wasn't taking a pic of his kid's tears

                                        [–]Hungry_Texan 5 points6 points ago

                                        I can't believe we live in a world where someone would try to appease a bunch of strangers rather than a family member.........

                                        And instead of calling my siblings or parents, I'm on reddit.

                                        [–]pitts36 12 points13 points ago

                                        I'm guessing the Instagram post will go something like "smdh niggaz b spilin dey milk n shit lmao"

                                        [–]luisbv23 12 points13 points ago

                                        You forgot the 20 stupid hashtags

                                        [–]Cobaltcat22 13 points14 points ago

                                        #dickbag #yolo #swag #mcdonalds #lilkids #spiltmilk #niggaz #420blazeitnigga #thuglife #mykid #thatgurlllltho #black

                                        [–]TalentedChrisBrown 0 points1 point ago

                                        DAE hate le instagram ??

                                        [–]arkanis50 4 points5 points ago

                                        And OP got up and went "this is come Reddit shit right here!"?

                                        [–]teamventurego 1 point2 points ago

                                        Aside from the Karma Theft, what makes this image even worse is that he has one of those iPhone Lens Adapters on it...

                                        [–]2k-kid 1 point2 points ago

                                        http://i.imgur.com/tol5g.gif

                                        [–]mattfatcat -1 points0 points ago

                                        I feel like fathers like this is why some kids grow up to be douchebags

                                        [–]SpiderTwoYBanana -1 points0 points ago

                                        I wonder what filter he used to extract the beauty of the spill.

                                        [–]farside604 -1 points0 points ago

                                        The questions is though, where is the picture of you taking a picture of the guy taking a picture of his kid

                                        [–]Electric_Guitar -1 points0 points ago

                                        YO dawg...

                                        [–]smugpugmug 0 points1 point ago

                                        Phony! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI

                                        [–]Hamstertoast 0 points1 point ago

                                        As a mcdonalds employee, god damnit I'm making fries. Clean up your sons milk.

                                        [–]Litra 0 points1 point ago

                                        for a moment I thought this was /r/circlejerk

                                        [–]coodrough568 -1 points0 points ago

                                        Instagram dat joint

                                        [–]doodoodleylou 1 point2 points ago

                                        and then you were all like, "this some reddit shit"

                                        [–]jb2386 1 point2 points ago

                                        Damn kid shouldn't be crying over spilt milk!

                                        [–]Syd_the_kid92 0 points1 point ago

                                        Thanks for reposting this twice bro..

                                        [–]bobbypbobbyp 0 points1 point ago

                                        instacryoverspiltmilk

                                        [–]sonicadama 0 points1 point ago

                                        top half of the spill kinda looks like New Zealand.

                                        [–]roofoo 1 point2 points ago

                                        Father of the year!

                                        [–]lolDirtyMouth 0 points1 point ago

                                        and then you whipped out YOUR phone and said aww shit sweet sweet karma.

                                        [–]joejoetheeskimo 0 points1 point ago

                                        I've always wondered if the old adage "Don't cry over spilled milk," applies to chocolate milk....

                                        [–]altai779 0 points1 point ago

                                        Warning op is fag: stole from tumbling an posted in another subreddit within an hour of this post

                                        [–]theolliellama 0 points1 point ago

                                        I have you tagged "steals jokes from Bill Hicks".

                                        [–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

                                        Posted to 2 default subreddits, go fuck yourself OP

                                        [–]CTDH 0 points1 point ago

                                        I hope he added lens flare.

                                        [–]OneTimeUse20 0 points1 point ago

                                        OP is clearly a faggot

                                        [–]JessesGurl 0 points1 point ago

                                        I hope you stood up and said "this some Reddit shit" and then took your picture

                                        [–]Dachstein 0 points1 point ago

                                        McDonalds has chocolate milk?

                                        [–]deadair101_84 0 points1 point ago

                                        poor baby!! that guy doesnt deserve kids!

                                        [–]Startrekwarsofdoom 0 points1 point ago

                                        Every time I hear a kid cry I just wanna make them feel better.

                                        load more comments (112 replies)