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[–]-eDgAR- 2110 points2111 points ago

And across the McDonalds OP thought, "This is some Reddit shit"

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 376 points377 points ago

And someone will inevitably repost it to 8 different websites, and it goes on and on and on

[–]DerekReinbold 458 points459 points ago

Until it ends up with "this some facebook shit."

The circle of life.

[–]DrOfJuxtapositions 442 points443 points ago

Then someone posts back on reddit "I've struck facebook gold" and we get to do this all over again.

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 126 points127 points ago

Oh what a fun game we play.

Anyone hungry for ice cream?

[–]Grimm74 86 points87 points ago

Maybe a shake.

[–]alemedo8 60 points61 points ago

Two Oreo McFlurry's please, mine with extra Oreo's and chocolate sauce

[–]Kazataniplayer 46 points47 points ago

Make it a triple.

[–]kimbell 64 points65 points ago

I'd rather have a McFlapple. (McFlurry and apple pie) (reddit post out there somewhere)

[–]MistaBig 60 points61 points ago

This thread put me in a diabetic coma.

[–]Beaver420 22 points23 points ago

Get them to crumble some bacon on the mcflurry

[–]Disconnectie 38 points39 points ago

I read McFapple. No thanks.

[–]boniface1 11 points12 points ago

Upvotes for everyone!

[–]jarl_the_creator 11 points12 points ago

EXTRA BACON

[–]lemmereddit 8 points9 points ago

They will do that?

[–]Urdrunkbro- 8 points9 points ago

With a username like that, I think you should stay away from McDonalds, and/or giving people ice cream... Especially children.

[–]NeutralHatred 3 points4 points ago

I'll have some Chocolate Milk.

[–]Traniz 33 points34 points ago

Tomorrow this image will have a 9gag watermark. The worst is yet to come.

[–]the_green_glass_door 38 points39 points ago

"Like" if this is some Facebook shit. "Ignore" if you have no soul.

[–]kiliokal 23 points24 points ago

Lyk dis if u cry evrytim!

[–]Mas_Burritos 18 points19 points ago

Like to kill Justin Bieber. Ignore to kill your grandma. Comment to end slavery.

[–]MaximusLeonis 8 points9 points ago

Death for a picture or joke is the email forward.

[–]15hector85 4 points5 points ago

Then on MySpace, Tom would LOVE this.

[–]Zantalo 6 points7 points ago

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.

[–]Phoequinox 3 points4 points ago

Their cameras searchin' for a fiiieeeeiiight.

[–]hairslime[!] 4 points5 points ago

some world star hip hop shit

[–]maximaLz 65 points66 points ago

inb4 facebook posts

OMG THIS IS LIKE THE WORST PARENT IN THE WORLD, LIKE EVER. THIS DOUCHE SPANKED HIS KID 1000 TIMES, THREW HIS CHOCOLATE MILK ON THE GROUND AND STARTED TAKING PICTURES OF HIM. 1 LIKE = 1 SLAP FOR THE GUY

[–]mintrolling 10 points11 points ago

LIKE IF UR NOT RACIST <33

1 LIKE=1 CHOCOLATE MILK FOR THE KID

[–]women_they_eat_me_up 5 points6 points ago

Twist: OP threw the milk on the floor in order to have "some reddit shit".

[–]CashMoneyChina 37 points38 points ago

Stop trying to make /r/KarmaCourt happen.

[–]KickedBalkothsAss 7 points8 points ago

/r/KarmaCourt is fucking hilarious and sad..

[–]xtothewhy 3 points4 points ago

How dare you subtly suggest sirrah that the OP is only about the Karma?!

[–]neoindian 3 points4 points ago

Only matter of time before we get the viewpoint from the dads camera... I think OP and the said dad are in this together.

[–]trevortheox 2 points3 points ago

dis drive thru prank..."instagram dat joint" at about 2:16 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvLGdzCoDic

[–]grahvity 245 points246 points ago

TheAtomicPlayboy from the other thread...

Are you sure about that? Because this is currently making the rounds on tumblr, and a simple reverse image search on Google shows that you've stolen not only the post, but the title as well. I'll see your ass in /r/KarmaCourt, bitch.

[–]acaseofthemondays 38 points39 points ago

So I guess what you're saying is that...

[–]canadiantino 70 points71 points ago

OP is indeed a faggot

[–]edman411 2 points3 points ago

Case closed.

[–]lilfunky1 4 points5 points ago

Good god. /r/KarmaCourt exists?!

[–]LyingPervert 273 points274 points ago

"There's no point in crying over spilled milk". It's different when it's chocolate.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 81 points82 points ago

Blood will be shed when it's chocolate milk

[–]grahvity 156 points157 points ago

[–]jjplatypus 47 points48 points ago

[–]themanifoldcuriosity 3 points4 points ago

That... genuinely angered up my blood something fierce.

[–]Zondraxor[!] 18 points19 points ago

No, not Estaban; instaban!

[–]pineapplemushroomman 3 points4 points ago

Funny you say that. USDA allows a a certain parts per million of blood/puss from cysts that develop on cows from over milking, which is more common with machine milking. Unfortunately this tainted, but sellable, milk can have a slight reddish or brownish tint. However, add chocolate and no one knows the difference.

[–]Mocha23 6 points7 points ago

It's different when he's chocolate too.

Sorry... I'll be leaving.

[–]dudical_dude 44 points45 points ago

Instagram dat joint.

[–]scrappindanny 16 points17 points ago

neffew

[–]Moise1981 79 points80 points ago

Now everyone's an artist. The chocolate milk represents knowledge of our own demise. It's a powerful statement.

[–]reble02 21 points22 points ago

[–]Legolas75893 18 points19 points ago

wat.

[–]PillowTalk420 21 points22 points ago

From the father's angle, I bet the spill looks like a dong.

[–]trakam 37 points38 points ago

Your Rorschach test results are in, apparently you're gay.

[–]PillowTalk420 25 points26 points ago

I didn't need a Rorschach test to tell me that.

[–]Veteran4Peace 32 points33 points ago

LIAR. You did not take that picture. It's been on Tumblr for three days.

[–]trakam 12 points13 points ago

Is it impossible for the same person to post to two different websites?

[–]Grawll 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]thomasbaart 5 points6 points ago

Why, yes!

[–]Aromaz 15 points16 points ago

I was at McDonalds and this guy was watching this kid cry while his dad was taking pictures, he got up, said "this some reddit shit" and started taking pictures.

[–]holyshitpickle 19 points20 points ago

So I'm a chocolate milk just minding my own business in McDonalds when some kid knocks me off the table. I splatter everywhere and make a right mess. The kid weeps for me. While his dad starts taking pictures of me like I'm one of those french girls, the guy sat opposite is all like "this some reddit shit". Here I remain, unfulfilled, waiting to be mopped off the floor like a piece of shit. Thanks, kid.

[–]squeakyneb 10 points11 points ago

I'm a floor, right? This dumbass kid drops his chocolate milk all over me. Fucking hell. I'm sticky as shit and what does this kid's dad do? He takes pictures like it's fucking funny. "This is some instagram shit", fuck that. He doesn't even move to clean me. What an asshole. Do I look like I can do it myself?To make it worse, some other asshole saw it, and he goes "this is some reddit shit" and starts taking pictures too. What the FUCK is wrong with these people?

[–]TheseSchnozberries 5 points6 points ago

This will be followed by a lovely picture of the Big Mac he had for dinner.

[–]oakley56fila 37 points38 points ago

McDonald's soon to offer parenting classes.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 32 points33 points ago

Talk about a target audience

[–]Getjac 4 points5 points ago

No, not target, mcdonalds.

[–]Grimm74 359 points360 points ago

The first thing I noticed off about this picture wasn't that the dad was taking a picture, it was that his dad was there.

[–]Aperfectmoment 120 points121 points ago

waiting for the "thats racist.gif"

[–]flamingboard 67 points68 points ago

Ask body spray.

[–]I_miss_Hitch 13 points14 points ago

Thank you. This killed me. I'm figuring out if I can gold up yo shit...

if I can gold up yo shit...

Naw, turns out I am too drunk and can't figure it out... but I give you this instead.

[–]I-lie-about-my-job 32 points33 points ago

I work at Reddit... you could have given him gold.

[–]JWolfgangP 66 points67 points ago

This was the first time that reddit saying "There doesn't seem to be anything here" made me both laugh out loud and hate myself at the same time.

[–]IAMAWizardAMAA 12 points13 points ago

there used to be some nihilism subreddit that was all empty, but now the all have content...

[–]1qaz2wsxcde3 11 points12 points ago

So terribly hilarious.

[–]ylca 76 points77 points ago

Hey so i'm really getting tired of this meme so i'm going to point out that I'm black and the only time my father wasn't there was when the US Military had him off somewhere earning that paycheck and benefits he provided for myself, my mother, and my sister.

My father and i might not be as close as i'd like but his skin is as dark as mine and that man was a provider who never complained about his job, nor taking care of his family he simply woke up at the crack of dawn every day and went to work.

Have your joke and laugh at it, but don't make the mistake of thinking "the truth behind every joke" while you're giggling.

[–]dguevara 47 points48 points ago

I hate to be that guy, but link.

Its nice that your dad was there, but nah man, this isn't only a joke its a serious problem for the black community. The statistics also show how being raised by a single parent leads to other negative behaviors.

[–]GluttonForAbuse 7 points8 points ago

No wonder I've never seen that anywhere before. Bill Cosby was SAVAGED in the media for his comments referenced in the article. He was called everything but a black man. But Obama is even more of a media darling than Clinton was, so there's no way they're going to rake him over the coals for something. Hence, they just didn't talk about it. Good on him for addressing it. Shame on the media for not publicizing it.

[–]ylca 5 points6 points ago

If you think the problem is that the media doesn't spend enough time publicizing the problems in the Black Community, I have a shocking view for you- it spends far too much time.

I don't hear about the white race swirling around the tubes because of pockets of rural folk who deny science, or because of californian space age hippies so far from reality that they think that water is literally evil. I don't hear anyone lamenting the fall of the white race over the spreading meth problem across the southeast. What i do hear all the time is how black fathers don't exist, how black people are criminals, and a constant social rhetoric on how terrible black people are that it can't even be pointed out without someone responding with "but hey, did you notice how terrible black people are doing?"

Did you ever consider the fact that if we realize that advertising has an actual and documented effect the fact that everywhere you turn nothing but negativity is spoken about an entire race, even in the news might have an effect on society?

Remember the last time you saw a study on how black communities were reviving and propsering? Now how about the last one with crime statistics, number of missing fathers, and a general sky is falling tone.

But i can't talk about this because despite this being a progressive place pointing out that the status quo is garbage and stays garbage because no one wants to talk about it is either too unpleasant or too controversial to be discussed.

Or maybe it's just me, maybe i am wrong and black people are somehow venerated and there isn't an entire focus on every negative aspect on black culture except our sexuality and our "coolness" in terms of urban culture. Maybe there's some other explanation for the fact that i see negative "jokes" about black people more than i see them about any other race. Perhaps that time that one user did a theoryofreddit post on searching for racist terms and found that for a site exclusion of reddit.com terms racist against blacks were used an astonishingly higher rate than any other race was just some sort of fluke.

Maybe i've just completely missed the mark on the black experience here. Hell, i only have one set of eyes, what do you think i got wrong here?

[–]CrushTheOrphanage 5 points6 points ago

Honestly, I don't hate the joke just because it's racist (which it totally is), but because it's just sooooooo overused here.

I don't mind a joke involving racial stereotypes if it's really clever and even just a bit original, but for fucks sake I've seen someone link to /r/blackfathers followed by "I looked and was like OMG nothing is there!! Then I got the joke XD" at least 10 times in the past few days. It's like the "please don't be black, please don't be black ... aww fuck" line, it's so god damned predictable and overused, but it's always one of the most upvoted comments.

[–]Texas_ 2 points3 points ago

Rest assured that here in Texas we have plenty of deadbeat dads of all different colors!

[–]beyondbliss 3 points4 points ago

Same here. I am black also. My father was/is in my life. My parents have been together and married for 40 years and raised 3 children. He has never been unemployed and we were never on any type of assistance from the state or any other government program. My mother was afforded the ability to be a stay at home mom for us and only got a part time job after we all graduated high school so that she would have something to do with her time.

[–]Amateur1234 0 points1 point ago

Ehh there's truth to it, not in your case but in general there is a greater percentage of white kids with dads than black kids.

[–]steerio 28 points29 points ago

Ehh there's truth to it, not in your case but in general there is a greater percentage of white kids with dads in my middle-class suburban neighborhood than black kids with dads in a slum, the only place I can imagine them live.

FTFY. How about meth-addicted trailer park white people? So many healthy families, huh? How about normal, middle-class black families that you simply just ignored?

Broken families are more of a reality among the poor - e.g. because they work their guts off, don't spend time, are constantly stressed, and this fucks up their life. Regardless of their skin color.

If African Americans are overrepresented among the poor, that's not necessarily their fault. Certain individuals might be responsible for their own poverty, but in general that's not how it works; you might find that, for one, it's damn hard to break out of that setting, getting education when your family has to struggle to feed you, etc.

Correlation of broken families with race (if it's even real, not confirmation bias) does not imply causation, it only implies racism on your side.

[–]dguevara 11 points12 points ago

Wow your commentis full of assuptions nobody made.

middle-class black families that you simply just ignored?

You cant ignore this in statistical analysis, that's just illogical. Saying that there is a higher percentage of single parent households, means that there is also a lower percentage of the opposite.

If African Americans are overrepresented among the poor, that's not necessarily their fault

This is irrelevant, who is placing blame here. The statistics are just numbers trying to model reality.

Correlation of broken families with race (if it's even real, not confirmation bias) does not imply causation, it only implies racism on your side.

Throwing random statements and accusing people of racism, white/black communities are exposed to many different situations and culture. There is an entire science dedicated to the study of this. Being black is more than a different color of skin, just like being born in europe is more than a having a different text in your birth certificate.

I was involved in a project some years ago in texas because of the increasingly high Latino dropout ratio. We were trying to make the courses more Spanish friendly, the textbooks more relatable to english speakers as well as spanish. By your twisted logic I am also a racist for looking at dropout statistics and thinking, there is something directly linked to being latino and dropping out of school early.

[–]steerio 6 points7 points ago

You cant ignore this in statistical analysis, that's just illogical.

The person I replied to did not cite any statistics whatsoever, neither did you. Do you have some? I'm interested.

This is irrelevant, who is placing blame here.

I explained in the previous paragraph in my original reply why it's not irrelevant. It's one of the factors that contribute to a rising number of divorces in a group of people.

By your twisted logic I am also a racist for looking at dropout statistics and thinking, there is something directly linked to being latino and dropping out of school early.

Nope. Your assessment was that lots of people who come from another cultural setting might find it hard to relate to your material, which thus should be made more universally relatable. Ethnicity is not directly linked here, and you never blamed the phenomenon on it, it was simply the indirect link you could start your process on. I also believe you never made the assumption that this would only affect latinos, it was simply them who were present in that area in larger numbers.

That's wildly different from bluntly questioning people's regard for family values based on ethnicity and ethnicity alone, out of thin air, and leaving it at that.

Not-so-ninja-edit: grammar.

[–]deadymcstevejobs 2 points3 points ago

While I agree with you that the other poster is probably just being racist, he is correct statistically*, but your analysis of that fact is probably more accurate.

*this source includes death of a spouse or homes where there is a single father so the numbers skew high. Use this and this for more accuracy.

Edit: footnote

Edit 2: I rescind the racist thing, got my threads mixed up. I'll leave it for posterity.

[–]sonesbones 7 points8 points ago

Thank you. It's annoying when people spout off random "statistics" based on nothing but their own observations.

On a personal note I went to a very diverse high school and most black students I knew had their fathers in their life. My husband is black and was raised solely by his dad. We just recently had a baby boy and my husband is a doting and completely loving father. But I will not present a bullshit statistic because of my own experience. I can't stand the racism I see so frequently on Reddit.

[–]CaptainUltimate28 2 points3 points ago

A sensible comment on race and poverty, in /r/funny. Somebody pinch me.

[–]IAMAWizardAMAA 6 points7 points ago

In general there are more places in the world than white America...

[–]DrunkenAss 5 points6 points ago

Black America? I don't think these are even countries.

[–]ylca 0 points1 point ago

We don't have an entire long running gag about white kids without dads though. Do you get where the frustration comes in where i see that any time there's a picture of a black man with his child the daily "what black people have fathers" "joke" comes up yet i have my own and many other direct examples of excellent black fathers?

There's no parallel joke for any other race that's brought up in instances of the parent actually being there for the child I can't be the only person to notice that we only care about how "funny" black fathers are.

But whatever, like i said apparently some people find this to be the height of comedy considering the fact that it's variants are posted and mass upvoted no less than every week (and more like every other day), I'm just pointing out that it's repeated the most and it's nowhere near the whole story.

[–]CacophonyForever 85 points86 points ago

The first thing I noticed about Reddit is that its a bunch of racist white nerds.

Edit: Sorry for this, but I'd like to point out that further down the comment chain, here, we have a bunch of racist posters (posting in /r/whiterights and /r/niggers). I'd like to thank them for proving my point. Whenever you make an "offensive" joke, even if you're just trying to be shocking, or doing it for the lulz, or thinking "this is funny because its so horrible": You should really ask yourself, do you want people like this upvoting you? Honestly, I used to think racist humor was pretty funny, back in the day. I grew up in a progressive town, was overly PC'd by my teachers, and enjoyed the reaction I got out of saying stuff that was just so horrible it disgusted them. Then I grew up, and realized that there were some people out there who didn't think it was horrible or shocking, and would agree with it, even if I wasn't serious. At that point, the jokes lost pretty much all humor they had, and became depressing and enraging rather than funny.

[–]noseeme 41 points42 points ago

I've been here a while, that is a fine description as any. Reddit suffers from being trapped in a "bubble".

[–]Minimalphilia 1 point2 points ago

The first thing I noticed about this picture is that it is on the front page twice! Posted By the same user

[–]Ledatru 1 point2 points ago

Blatantly RACIST.

[–]zerato 24 points25 points ago

this was recently posted to /r/pics. Not sure which one is a repost

[–]belabor_the_obvious 28 points29 points ago

It's the same OP.

[–]zerato 20 points21 points ago

hm, I guess OP isn't that much of a faggot after all

[–]absurdlyobfuscated 19 points20 points ago

Considering it's been all over tumblr the last couple days, we can at least assume that OP is not the person that was actually at McDonald's.

[–]sweetgreggo 1 point2 points ago

Easiest way to tell is OP's absence in these comments.

[–]pastisreal 7 points8 points ago

Father of the year.

[–]Aperfectmoment 0 points1 point ago

excellent parenting letting the kid know early, that being a butterfingers not only sucks but it will most likely be filmed and posted on the internet to further humiliate you.

kids gonna be one hell of a sportsman

[–]Syd_the_kid92 2 points3 points ago

Thanks for reposting this twice bro..

[–]rabbitacular 3 points4 points ago

And my kid will live in the same world and work side by side with this kid, who will likely be an unemotional psychopath because of his father. Great.

[–]smileybob616 0 points1 point ago

Why am I not surprised that the guy is black?

[–]FenrirIII 1 point2 points ago

"this some instagram shit"

[–]Caziban 1 point2 points ago

That kid just got shit on hahahah

[–]happydinosaur 1 point2 points ago

I laughed so hard at this post that I started to choke.

[–]ajkVQ 1 point2 points ago

Mad upvotes to the person who can find this pic on instagram.

[–]feekington -1 points0 points ago

dammit tyrone

[–]450k_crackparty 3 points4 points ago

Jesus, poor kid just wants some milk, but instead has two dudes taking pictures of him. And one is a complete stranger.

[–]pulsefield -1 points0 points ago

Im going to guess. Without even looking 'dad' is a black gangsta type who needs a job?

Edit: I looked and he is. Even worse, wears a hoody. lol

How did I know that? I must be a racist.

[–]mauut 0 points1 point ago

Please don't be a black guy.. Please please.. Damn it!

[–]bigmur72 0 points1 point ago

You're saying so many things that are halfway true you actually make a point.

What you're failing to realize is that there is a serious problem with African Americans in this country. It's not racist to admit this, it doesn't make me a white devil. It makes me honest. I live 2 blocks from the projects. It is a fact that almost everyone I see that lives there is black. It is a fact that most of them grew up in homes run by an for mothers. It is a fact that most of the people that live here and grew up here have a higher chance of being arrested. These aren't anecdotal stats that racist people focus on. Simply turning a blind eye to the problem doesn't make it go away. What you're doing is FAR worse than anyone who is acknowledging the problem. There is a problem in this country and black families affected by it stand to benefit the most by having it fixed

[–]JoeyTroey 6 points7 points ago

dammit. i was gonna say the "This is some Reddit shit" joke.

gettin real tired of your shit, -eDgAR-

[–]WashboardCrabs 4 points5 points ago

Picture of someone taking a picture. Is there a word for this sort of thing reddit?

[–]vmt_nani 11 points12 points ago

Douche-seption?

[–]chapeaunoir 2 points3 points ago

INSTAGRAM DAT JOINT

[–]european78 1 point2 points ago

because black people

[–]GoodNewsNobody 3 points4 points ago

Hmm. So not only is this NOT op's photo, but he also posted it on two subreddits for double karma? Yep.

[–]zestyhol3 1 point2 points ago

GREAT PARENTING

[–]JoeJots 4 points5 points ago

...then you thought, "this some reddit shit" and proceeded to take a picture.

[–]justcuzitsfun 0 points1 point ago

You're faggot OP this is all over tumblr

[–]Gromitt42 3 points4 points ago

And you said "this some reddit shit" and started to take photos.

[–]foreverjerome 2 points3 points ago

Hey, this was funnier ON TUMBLR.

[–]searchingpeace 0 points1 point ago

never saw plastic chairs in McDonalds.

[–]HowManyMonkeys -1 points0 points ago

Parenting at it's maximum level

[–]ScienceYAY -1 points0 points ago

And this gets on reddit instead of his instagram pic

[–]dumbledork10 -1 points0 points ago

Facepalm

[–]funkydo -1 points0 points ago

Maybe he was trying to lighten the mood or move the attention away from a problem, in a good parenting way. I take it you did not get that impression, poster.

[–]scottw5150 -1 points0 points ago

Parenting at its finest.

[–]tripsterchickstah -1 points0 points ago

Bonus points if you find the Instagram photo

[–]brucetwarzen -1 points0 points ago

So that's what instagram is for... i was wondering that whole time

[–]AEIOU_occasionallyY -1 points0 points ago

Can't wait until someone finds the dad's instagram of this.

[–]Reggieperrin -1 points0 points ago

I see you are posting it to as many places as you can for maximum exposure

[–]kpbrick -1 points0 points ago

Is this the Mcdonalds in Logan Square by the Blue Line?

[–]guywhomeows -1 points0 points ago

Oh my god... Hood fathers are the best... The ones that are actually there at least...

[–]TheDezik -1 points0 points ago

These people are why working at mcdonalds sucks. And the low pay and shitty hours and old ass managers.

[–]Alejandro4891 0 points1 point ago

talk about father of the year material.

[–]Ramv36 -1 points0 points ago

I think this is mis-posted, was supposed to go in 'WTF'...

[–]hanyabananya -1 points0 points ago

Now someone find the dad's picture on instagram

[–]SoniCloud -1 points0 points ago

Instagram... making non photographers feel like artistic photographers without effort...

[–]kingpiNn 0 points1 point ago

DAd of the year....ASSSS

[–]eshasta -1 points0 points ago

McDonald's eyes, shake smile.

[–]noseeme -1 points0 points ago

Hahahaha, wow... That is fucking surreal.

[–]Jnic815 -1 points0 points ago

Using your child's misfortune to get likes on Instagram what a loving father.

[–]spatchbo -1 points0 points ago

It's been fun folks. Initiating ghost protacal firestorm. It's been a pleasure ladies and gentlemen.

[–]fatcat535 -1 points0 points ago

Well ya didn't expect him to offer to clean it up did you or even give a shit about the person that had to clean up his mess?

[–]I_CAPE_RUNTS -1 points0 points ago

they don't think it be like it does, but it do

[–]TXrichard -1 points0 points ago

I...you can't even make this kinda thing up.

[–]Leontehlion -1 points0 points ago

First reaction is to take a picture

[–]burritosmash -1 points0 points ago

Instagram dat joint

[–]chillzin1 -1 points0 points ago

this planet is so fucked. holy fuck.

[–]Skwertell -1 points0 points ago

Best link title I've read all year.

[–]s_carno -1 points0 points ago

[–]authentic_trust_me -1 points0 points ago

When media dominates actuality.

[–]FuckItImGoingFishing -1 points0 points ago

Father of the fucking year.

[–]morphinapg -1 points0 points ago

This could have been made better by adding an instagram filter, and adding "I agree" to the title.

[–]bigboxochili -1 points0 points ago

This makes me sad for that little kid who just needs a hug. :(

[–]J_Diz_My_Kiz -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to parenting of the future. Today.

[–]Coolbreezy -1 points0 points ago

And the Handbasket of Society gets ever hotter.

[–]Illegal_Tender -1 points0 points ago

I think this did it. I'm officially unsubscribing to this sub. Thank you OP for finally fucking that camels back into dust. A bit fitting that there appears to be a straw in the photo too.

[–]maaseru -1 points0 points ago

Like when everything I see on Reddit appears hours later, with the same caption, on the FB 4chan page...jeez, the internet is crashing on itself. I guess everyone is friends with that dude that has the dog that fell asleep in a funny position. FAIL

[–]Huntin_Dawg907 -1 points0 points ago

Parent of the year.

[–]bobcat_08 -1 points0 points ago

It's kind of scary how much stuff like Instagram affects how we relate to people even as close as our kids. Instead of jumping to comfort or teach them, we see it as an opportunity for attention.

[–]PoutyPanda -1 points0 points ago

Saving this for a bad day

[–]superfluouso -1 points0 points ago

It's like the m stands for meta

[–]annieloux -1 points0 points ago

Is this the McDonald's in downtown Oakland?

[–]YukonKorneliu5 -2 points-1 points ago

In the black father's defense, he's not absent.

[–]Twihard -1 points0 points ago

Dad of the year

[–]stormin217 -1 points0 points ago

really can't stand instagram.

[–]98thRedBalloon 1 point2 points ago

I think he's trying to do the "Look, son, you're being an idiot. If you don't stop, I'm going to upload this picture and show everyone what a stupid little baby you're being" move.

I hope.

[–]KratosOdinSon 0 points1 point ago

And you said after the dad," This is some reddit shit!" Lewl

[–]Lecrazycatlady 0 points1 point ago

It's shit like this...

[–]AKneelingOx 0 points1 point ago

as much as i love wasting time on reddit, the sight of people taking photos on their camera phones is starting to elicit a really aggressive response in me.

really not sure where it's come from, but i'm inching towards doing a violence on a stranger.

[–]WazzTV 0 points1 point ago

How did I guess it was going to be a black family.

[–]crazylegs99 0 points1 point ago

Not unlike the redditor taking pictures of a runaway bride on the subway

[–]leaguenerd 0 points1 point ago

is this in san diego??

[–]hateful_bigot -1 points0 points ago

theres alot of nigga jokes up in here

but no1's saying nigguh

[–]Bbrowny 0 points1 point ago

How sad

[–]inslomo808 0 points1 point ago

Kevin hart?

[–]milkasaurous 0 points1 point ago

I am horribly sick with the flu and this brought forth excruciating pains from laughing. I started choking and coughing and split my lip open...Classic.

[–]tommodacoolio 1 point2 points ago

and your reaction was to take a picture of him taking a picture...

[–]tantouz 0 points1 point ago

Instagram is picture diarrhea ...

[–]pastenseofdraw 0 points1 point ago

Did he at least buy him a new milk? I gotta know!

[–]KingofGnG -1 points0 points ago

Amurika, fuck yeah....

[–]Bam121 0 points1 point ago

Thank to OP for putting this in /r/funny, and not /r/wtf

[–]Vicious_Seraph 0 points1 point ago

Parenting level: internet.

[–]SgtCrayon 0 points1 point ago

And yet you must have said to yourself..

"this is some reddit shit"

[–]nastybacon 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why, but I really wanna get this kid another chocolate milk.