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As a man who can't grow facial hair well this is very inspirational. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]KoalaYummies 53 points54 points ago

I can't grow a beard because I have one spot on my neck that there is zero hair--no stubble or peach fuzz. I call it the Beard-muda Triangle.

[–]forever1228 10 points11 points ago

I have the same thing, right underneath my chin. Fortunately my chin hair grows in a way that hides it.

[–]spaceboundmonkeys 9 points10 points ago

Same here.

[–]newtothelyte 1 point2 points ago

Yup, I have a spot on my jaw line that won't grow at all. This is some bullshit

[–]ONXwat 0 points1 point ago

same here, but it only started to grow in a way that hides it in the past year or two. before that it was obvious sometimes that i had a goddamn beard bald spot.

[–]That479Guy 1 point2 points ago

I have the same problem. It's a alopecia thing. We are beard brothers!

[–]DyselcixGarmmerNzi -1 points0 points ago

their

[–]sapunec7854 0 points1 point ago

I have the same thing. I just trim my pubes and glue them there

[–]kaiyov 24 points25 points ago

Consider yourself fortunate, apparently if its easy for you to grow a beard there's a greater chance you'll go bald..

[–]HaydenTheFox 10 points11 points ago

I've been able to grow a beard since I was 16. I'm 20 now. I'm going bald.

[–]Beardamus 1 point2 points ago

Same here bro.

[–]starbuxed 0 points1 point ago

I had an awesome beard at 14. I'm 31 now, not bald yet.

[–]DrAnalCucumber 0 points1 point ago

I've been growing my beard since I was 16 too, I'm 19, my hair is going grey in spots. So I might just be able to pass that 'going bald' phase, and get salt-and-pepper hair instead.

[–]Cash-Dro 12 points13 points ago

If you have a massive beard and start to go bald early in life, it's a sign of virility

[–]kaiyov 9 points10 points ago

TIL virility also means badassery

[–]SmashThompson 5 points6 points ago

As someone who started growing facial hair in grade 7 and has had a beard ever since grade 10 I can confirm this. Its more tho people with alot of body hair overall not just facial hair, have a higher chance of going bald. I'm only 20 and the top is receding back. Would never give up my beard for head hair tho anyday

[–]rapturexxv 0 points1 point ago

Ha yup. Friend could grow a full beard since 16 and at 23 he's going bald. I can't grow a beard like my dad but he's 60 has full head of hair and no grays so I guess that's something.

[–]NicholasCajun -1 points0 points ago

People should look to their maternal grandfather. Does he have (or had in case of death) a full head of hair? You're probably good then.

[–]Eonir 2 points3 points ago

My maternal grandfather died 50 years ago. Does that mean my hair is going to die too?

[–]Azamati 0 points1 point ago

Yes

[–]ryumast3r 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say... I don't have the greatest beard, but I have a decent one... great head of hair (as did my father, grandfather, etc). Some people just aren't viking enough.

[–]TheAppGuy 1 point2 points ago

As a 20 year old that shaves 5 - 7 times a week that is starting to bald I agree.

[–]ripvision 0 points1 point ago

My beard finally grew out when I was 28, I have weird genes I guess - also very little body hair.

[–]PLECK 0 points1 point ago

Bald with a full awesome beard is a badass look, though.

[–]BunzLee 0 points1 point ago

Grey hair and receeding hairline since 16, and rocking an awesome beard. I'm 27 now and probably going visibly bald on the back of my head in max 5 years.

[–]Bosswally -5 points-4 points ago

I grow a beard easily but no chance of going bald(nobody on either side of the family is bald) but I do have a lot of back hair which I don't like

[–]DaddyDanceParty 19 points20 points ago

I can't grow a beard and I'm balding.

Fuck everything.

[–]terrask 5 points6 points ago

I'm almost 26, suffering of severe facial follicle abandonment and my male pattern baldness is very well underway to get me perfectly bald by 30.

I concur.

[–]mrdew 1 point2 points ago

My sympathy for you. Up vote

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[–]illlogic 0 points1 point ago

I feel dumber for having read this.

[–]Wintergore 21 points22 points ago

As a man who suffers from in-grown hairs, a beard on the inside is terrifying.

[–]ImHereToReddit 0 points1 point ago

how do you get 'em, is it because of shaving? what do you use?

[–]TheAppGuy 2 points3 points ago

Not sure about him, but I get them because I have curly hair and the hair curls in under my skin. The only way I have found to get them out is to pierce the skin and pluck it out.

[–]davidj0seph 5 points6 points ago

Ingrown hairs ain't no laughing matter though.

[–]turistainc 5 points6 points ago

Thank you, OP. I just shaved and this image helped stop the tears.

[–]rumckle 0 points1 point ago

Beardless solidarity!

[–]HolyDivr 4 points5 points ago

ACTION HANK!

[–]knightstreetfight 5 points6 points ago

I got rid of my half ass excuse for a beard. Some men are meant for baby face.

[–]Caravanshaker 2 points3 points ago

That is one rugged brother!

[–]ComptonAssBenny 2 points3 points ago

As a man with a bad moustache and chin pubes, I look like an idiot.

[–]terriblespeller 2 points3 points ago

Rugged Hank

[–]thebeardsman 2 points3 points ago

Well said action hank.

[–]chenry123 2 points3 points ago

Well said Action Hank.

[–]bastardsnow 3 points4 points ago

I needed to hear that.

[–]KaleidoscopeLife 2 points3 points ago

Yay Dexter's Lab! Who doesn't love that shit? I must say, I actually find Dexter's external beard to be pretty epic...

[–]Eonir 4 points5 points ago

He looks like Zach Galifianakisas a child.

[–]durkadu 0 points1 point ago

I can't grow a very good beard, but at least I can grow a fucking great mustache. Currently clean shaven though, being the mustache guy gets old after a while.

[–]octopi 0 points1 point ago

Video source, if anybody is looking for it

[–]Grammar_Nigger 0 points1 point ago

If you watch the movie "Mansome" you will cry.

[–]darthbone 0 points1 point ago

That is not the quote.

"It doesn't matter if you got the beard on the outside, as long as you got the beard on the inside. So long, little hank."

[–]Stevelectric6 0 points1 point ago

Inspirational indeed, but the things going on over at /r/beards are pretty inspirational as well.

[–]mariuolo 0 points1 point ago

Your skin will stay young longer.

[–]YNot1989 0 points1 point ago

If you need help growing one on the outside

[–]hoboswithhandgrenade 0 points1 point ago

This is what I tell myself every November to convince myself I'm not a disgrace to my gender. SPOILER ALERT: IT DOESN'T WORK!

[–]Zezu 0 points1 point ago

Beard on the inside, beard on the outside. Beard on the inside, beard on the outside. Ice cream paint job.

[–]DonZulo 0 points1 point ago

When I watched that episode the first time, I just wondered how an inside beard would look.

[–]iheartbrucewayne 0 points1 point ago

LabORatory!

[–]zacrih 0 points1 point ago

I can slowly see my facial hair expanding into what might be an interesting beard. 20 and finally have 70% of a goatee. However, the fact that it is 75% black hair and 25% snow white hairs is interesting. Do I have cancer?

[–]Flowowolf 0 points1 point ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itjAoKpqAB0

[–]KillerBee95 -1 points0 points ago

Buy biotin 1000mg take once a day withing a few weeks you will see an improvement in facial hair.

[–]The_Mighty_Spork 2 points3 points ago

As one who can but wishes they couldn't I would gladly donate it all if i could :(

[–]mjd188 7 points8 points ago

this is like hearing zeus tell you that if he could he would just be a regular dude.

[–]USunkMyBattleshit 1 point2 points ago

Just glue your pubes on your face.

[–]xerographic 1 point2 points ago

Action Hank... Your so rugged!

[–]thezamboniguy -1 points0 points ago

That's just something beardless people say to make themselves feel better.

[–]lostmau5 0 points1 point ago

That is worth getting checked out.

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 0 points1 point ago

No, babe, the hairs are on the inside

[–]ray99992 0 points1 point ago

Me neither unfortunately

[–]officeemployee -2 points-1 points ago

"As a boy who can't grow facial hair..."

FTFY

[–]GeekyGinger502 -3 points-2 points ago

He that hath no beard is less than a man. True story.

[–]Somethingonmymind 3 points4 points ago

Says the person without a soul. Like I would believe you ranga.

[–]DJvic7 -2 points-1 points ago

I wish I didn't grow facial hair I hate wasting time shaving

[–]tmotom -1 points0 points ago

I like to walk around everywhere like I've got a Lord of the Rings cloak on. Helps me look more confident and approachable. I'm pretty sure I heard the "walk everywhere like you've got a cape on" thing on Reddit, though... Ohh well. Still some good advice...

[–]spicy_jose 0 points1 point ago

Do pubes count? Cause it's a fucking forest down there.

[–]HowManyMonkeys 9 points10 points ago

heh 'fucking forest'

[–]Dujek1arm 8 points9 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/jCZ49.gif

[–]LordBeardingtonIII 2 points3 points ago

Risky click, that one

[–]modestproposal81 0 points1 point ago

It's the manly equivalent of telling you that you have a great personality.

[–]Kriztov -1 points0 points ago

It doesn't matter about the hair on the face, only about the hair on the other place

[–]Ken_Thomas -1 points0 points ago

You just keep telling yourself that, Smoothie.

[–]ChuckRagansBeard -1 points0 points ago

I can confirm this to be true.

[–]lrks22 -3 points-2 points ago

as a woman who can due to hormonal imbalance I DONT LIKE YOU!

[–]dylc -2 points-1 points ago

Hormonal imbalance doesn't excuse you from disrespecting someone.

[–]Inky69 -4 points-3 points ago

Fag