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[–]coffeemug20 65 points66 points ago

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Every time I wash a spoon. 0coms 5pts 7dys funny
Every time I wash a spoon. 155coms 1371pts 4mos funny

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[–]holosport 23 points24 points ago

This guy is just reposting everything today. This is the 4th or 5th one in the past few hours.

[–]grammer_polize 8 points9 points ago

he's got a website link when i hover over his name. but i'm afraid to click it cause i don't want to risk giving him or who he works for any money

[–]Lavaswimmer 1 point2 points ago

The "Website link" is a link to the comment in which you tagged him.

[–]grammer_polize 0 points1 point ago

this was the link... and now i feel stupid

[–]Lavaswimmer 0 points1 point ago

Oh. In that case, you tagged him on a post he made, this gif being that post.

[–]lowdownlow 1 point2 points ago

I tagged him earlier this week. I've come across a few posts that have been pretty successful.

[–]zeissbickham -2 points-1 points ago

Thank you for your service.

[–]Kniepic -2 points-1 points ago

I only come to the comments of this guy's post for the inevitable karma decay post so I can tell you goodjob.

Fuck this reposting cunt.

[–]chaz345 10 points11 points ago

Me too. Try it with the sprayer in a commercial kitchen and a large industrial sized serving spoon.

[–]call_me_toilet 6 points7 points ago

This but Ladles. Trays and trays of dirty ladles.

[–]0R1GINALN4ME 16 points17 points ago

Read this as "ladies", made for a confusing but altogether sexier comment

[–]Chefbexter 0 points1 point ago

Carefully angled, a ladle and a high pressure sprayer can make for a good prank!

[–]Ziggarot 0 points1 point ago

I just put my hand over the water to make the flow silky smooth; no splashes!

[–]DianaMarie0717 0 points1 point ago

Came here to comment the same thing, but with a ladel (Spelling?).

[–]cormega 8 points9 points ago

Mistake? This is my favorite part about hand washing spoons.

[–]JohnsonInSconsin 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one the tips the spoon down ?

[–]serpent042 1 point2 points ago

Nope.

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[–]ares_god_not_sign 15 points16 points ago

Which is impressive, considering how small of a target that is on you.

[–]IHaveAStory 11 points12 points ago

And boom goes the dynamite.

[–]Greedish 3 points4 points ago

Way to copy the first comment on the other time this was posted

[–]Raven420 2 points3 points ago

Like that one piece of cereal that sends the milk EVERYWHERE.

[–]MontanaTrev -1 points0 points ago

I know people who just keep all of their dishes inside the dishwasher. When they want a dish they take it out, and when its dirty they put it back. Every once in a while they turn it on. They never actually put the dishes away in the cabinets. Pure laziness...

[–]MonicaG7 0 points1 point ago

my roommates, basically.

[–]Farquaa 0 points1 point ago

It's not a mistake, it's fun.

[–]dakdestructo 0 points1 point ago

Acceptable losses.

[–]lazyfuckerpenguin 0 points1 point ago

don't we all

[–]gth1985 -1 points0 points ago

It is just like vomiting while taking a piss. I speak from experience.

[–]GoodLookingGiraffe 1 point2 points ago

God fucking damnit We're better than this, for the love of christ Point the fucking spoon Down

[–]GeebusNZ 0 points1 point ago

Read Four Fires by Bryce Courtenay.

[–]NewteN 0 points1 point ago

You are dumb.

[–]supaskia 0 points1 point ago

It isn't even like I'm not expecting it, I know it's coming, but at this point I just accept it

[–]-Anguscr4p- 0 points1 point ago

Wow, it's not like I haven't heard this one a thousand times....

[–]pqaswr 1 point2 points ago

I like how you didn't blame the spoon.

[–]mystikarts 0 points1 point ago

This is how you wash a spoon.

[–]Bananapopcicle 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit! This shit happened to me earlier at work after a bowl of soup.

[–]GreatBowlforPasta 0 points1 point ago

I have this great method that I use to prevent this. I call it "using a dishwasher".

[–]FreeDirt 0 points1 point ago

Are you kidding me? More like the most fun you'll have while washing dishes, spraying that water everywhere!

[–]jonosvision 1 point2 points ago

woe be the person who wears glasses and does this.

[–]josieisabunny 0 points1 point ago

I do this on purpose because it looks cool. We have a big sink.

[–]MonroeMoose 0 points1 point ago

The supreme enemy is the Kitchen ladle. 50% of that water is heading straight at you.

[–]HelicopterShinji 0 points1 point ago

Have you tagged as Reposter Douche.

[–]WyattHow 0 points1 point ago

as do I my friend.. as do I

[–]SloppyKloppy 0 points1 point ago

As a dishwasher at a restaurant I can confirm this

[–]GNderp 0 points1 point ago

I believe this deserves a rage comic.

[–]Silverhold 0 points1 point ago

You are the worst reposter I have ever seen. You are now tagged as "Reposting Sack of Shit".

[–]ChronoLaser 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "every time I WANT to spoon" -__-

[–]Kriicz 0 points1 point ago

I don't. Am I the only one not mentally challenged?

[–]Gripkno 0 points1 point ago

Trust me, you're not the only one.

[–]readyno 1 point2 points ago

As a kid: FORCE FIELD ACTIVATED!

[–]StotheBiz 0 points1 point ago

Welll then you are an idiot.

Dwight K. Schrute

[–]Texaswanderlust 0 points1 point ago

I've had to dishwash at the restaurant I work at a couple times and nothing is worse than ladles. They're like super-spoons... super-spoons of death...

[–]dubsteppedeejay 0 points1 point ago

As a dishwasher at a Resturant...I forget about this multiple times a day

[–]veyaradarviem 0 points1 point ago

Just turn the spoon over,man.

[–]deadpoetic0077 0 points1 point ago

Protip: Hold it sideways

[–]Wed1901 0 points1 point ago

As a person who's job entails washing spoons, I can sympathize.

[–]domdest 0 points1 point ago

I'll have you know I washed dishes tonight and only splashed myself with a spoon five times.

[–]frankyocean 0 points1 point ago

I usually just scream "This is horseshit!" and run around the kitchen for half an hour when this happens

[–]Ilikespoonsss 0 points1 point ago

This is beautiful...

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

I make this mistake all the time but it's not a mistake

[–]Fuckyourday 0 points1 point ago

Repost. It was funny the first time.

[–]karbonaceous 0 points1 point ago

i read this as "Every time I wish I was spoon."

[–]chumpette 0 points1 point ago

You don't even have to hold the spoon, if it's in the sink and you just turn the water on it will go directly in the spoon every. fucking. time.

[–]pathmarkpolice 0 points1 point ago

You ever think your retarded ass is the problem and not the spoon that hasn't changed since the dawn of spoons?

[–]fr0tch 0 points1 point ago

I always come looking for ways to avoid this situation. And I'm always dissapointed...

[–]Morvictus 0 points1 point ago

One of my jobs at the pub where I work is washing dishes. I do this regularly using a high-pressure hose into soup ladles. Water. Fucking. Everywhere.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 0 points1 point ago

You should get a dishwasher.

[–]Dapwell 16 points17 points ago

Not everyone has that kind of money, dude. Jeez, Richie rich over here.

[–]GreyTheory 3 points4 points ago

We have a dishwasher, but can't afford to run it :(

Student living ftw.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 7 points8 points ago

You should see my tv, it's in color.

[–]Dapwell 7 points8 points ago

All I have is a radio....And it isn't even in color...

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 3 points4 points ago

You poor son of a bitch.

[–]Dapwell 5 points6 points ago

Even your comments are rich!

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 0 points1 point ago

I literally have dozens and dozens of dollars in my bank account. That's right, dozens.

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

I have about...$3.87 in my begging cup.

[–]AlphaPigs 3 points4 points ago

You still have to rinse off dishes.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI -1 points0 points ago

The fuck I do.

[–]PoorlyBuilt 0 points1 point ago

Not rinsing the dishes beforehand is a mistake you'll only make once.

[–]Semiautomatix -1 points0 points ago

I make this mistake nightly. Fortunately my wife fixes it.

[–]ares_god_not_sign -4 points-3 points ago

No, you put dirty dishes into the dishwasher. If your dishwasher doesn't clean them sufficiently, that's when you hand wash them. Saves lots of time in the long run.

[–]vahntitrio 1 point2 points ago

I live alone. I don't use enough dishes to warrant using my loud dishwasher.

[–]Semiautomatix -2 points-1 points ago

If OP could find a wife, he wouldn't be on reddit.

[–]thief_of_fire -1 points0 points ago

really, internet? y'all got too much time on your hands if you're making memes about this shit.

[–]thief_of_fire -1 points0 points ago

(yes, i realize the internet is comprised of people with too much time on their hands.)

[–]Mozen 1 point2 points ago

What has Reddit come to that we upvote washing a spoon?

[–]masterzissou 1 point2 points ago

Seriously? I posted this a few months ago. Mine was titled what you put on the image.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tk4k3/i_make_this_mistake_every_fucking_time/

Fuck you

[–]iwillhavethat 0 points1 point ago

The worst is when you try to wash the big spoons. That shit gets everywhere.

[–]mkr7 0 points1 point ago

Leave any spoon this way under the faucet. Tape directly under spout if your family needs the insurance money.

[–]Lord_pipe_Beard -1 points0 points ago

DAE!?!?