I am going to post this... and see what happen

historymajorsucks · 2013-01-24T00:06:06+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Shower time	729^coms	1237^pts	6^mos	funny
Time spent in the shower	13^coms	215^pts	9^mos	funny
Take THAT, guy from 6 years ago who was mean to me once.	476^coms	1778^pts	1^yr	funny

source: karmadecay

Labeled90 · 2013-01-23T21:51:01+00:00

I agree, except for the masturbating part, replace that with epiphanies that are forgotten when you get out.

commandakeen · 2013-01-24T01:12:47+00:00

*happens

Is grammar so hard?

*Edit: It is pretty late.

AlexDeLarge655321 · 2013-01-24T01:33:17+00:00

"Deciding what to repost"

RzK · 2013-01-24T02:37:38+00:00

"this isn't an old joke or something" said OP

nbd712 · 2013-01-24T01:01:45+00:00

The masturbating portion should be switched with the arguments portion...

alexandrarosee · 2013-01-23T21:42:39+00:00

Yeah, I owned the shit out of my ex last night.

hydrogenjoule · 2013-01-23T23:44:17+00:00

I don't agree with this, and now I'm going to the shower to prove imaginary you wrong.

zacch2k10 · 2013-01-23T22:39:07+00:00

I can't help but notice that you chose the color of your flesh light for the largest part.

b1gtym1n · 2013-01-24T01:16:41+00:00

I am going to repost this*** ftfy

vchip · 2013-01-24T00:44:18+00:00

We all do this. Lame. Repost, too.

lyyphe23 · 2013-01-24T00:37:44+00:00

I am not an actor. I do not wish to be an actor. But I will often times act out famous scenes from movies. My favorite is Denzel's final speech in Training Day. You should see me go.

teppischfresser · 2013-01-24T00:58:02+00:00

Oh good, im not the only one who has fake conversations in the shower.

GildedDeceit · 2013-01-24T01:01:42+00:00

You forgot about cringing about stupid things you did years before.

estunum · 2013-01-24T02:19:51+00:00

That same graph applies to me but while driving.

tuna_safe_dolphin · 2013-01-24T02:25:27+00:00

I do this. I also devastate the crowds in my imaginary standup act.

Franzo208 · 2013-01-24T00:05:14+00:00

Unless you're me, then you spend most of the time wallowing in misery of knowing your own uselessness, embarrassment, and feelings of stupidity on a daily basis.

cubomedusae · 2013-01-23T23:36:12+00:00

fucking yes! I never knew if I were the only one with such a strange perversion cause I never dared to speak with anyone about it! actually it lasts pretty much for the whole morning on the awakening hours and shower is just a solid chamber for this activity anyway HUGS OP

Lough5280 · 2013-01-23T23:10:30+00:00

Who really beats it in the shower these days? That is so 1970's Porky's style

czg1374 · 2013-01-24T01:03:26+00:00

You've got the pink and green mixed up.

TOCKyuubi · 2013-01-23T23:01:47+00:00

This is more true than I would care to admit.....

justaQuestionnn · 2013-01-24T00:04:21+00:00

Does anyone really actually masturbate in the shower anymore?

ChiefChickenPaw · 2013-01-23T23:49:55+00:00

hahaha - you read my goddamn brain

stephanieisanerd · 2013-01-24T00:09:18+00:00

I would put the epiphanies in there and I think you'll have it right.

ultraderp666 · 2013-01-24T00:26:42+00:00

You and I would get along

AngelicShaft · 2013-01-24T00:48:32+00:00

Or singing songs you'd never be caught dead listening to

eryland · 2013-01-24T01:17:19+00:00

The colours you used for imaginary arguments and masturbation should be switched

JPEGz · 2013-01-24T01:18:35+00:00

This is so original, never seen this done before.

Catch_twenty-two · 2013-01-24T01:24:30+00:00

If the green part is done furiously enough it almost becomes like the pink part.

DownWithTheShip · 2013-01-24T01:29:51+00:00

Apparently i'm not as unique as I think I am.

Deep_Vaginus · 2013-01-24T01:30:18+00:00

Never thought anyone would do this other than me.

UndeadBread · 2013-01-24T01:30:44+00:00

As a fairly new Reddit user, I am regularly finding myself surprised by how many people share some of my traits. I'm starting to worry that I might be normal.

Nine-Foot-Banana · 2013-01-24T01:34:57+00:00

Don't forget "making an awesome shampoo Mohawk" and "cleaning up water that got on the floor from when I got out to admire my awesome shampoo Mohawk".

skottydoesntknow · 2013-01-24T01:35:18+00:00

Who masturbates in the shower? Easy cleanup, but water is such an anit-lubricant, just doesn't seem worth it

Sammikins · 2013-01-24T01:39:04+00:00

I always thought I was the only one. lol

Brokenangelx · 2013-01-24T01:39:45+00:00

You forgot singing!

loginorreg · 2013-01-24T01:42:55+00:00

Am I the only one who doesn't jack off in shower?

heckrat · 2013-01-24T01:49:15+00:00

Am I the only guy that would dehydrate and die if I tried to jerk off in the shower??!

ShakNbake43 · 2013-01-24T01:53:56+00:00

Thank god I am not the only one.

Vecoronado · 2013-01-24T01:59:18+00:00

What about making fake speeches?

MagnificentBasterd · 2013-01-24T01:59:41+00:00

I enjoy Reddit for the funny, educating, insightful, enlightening, random and utterly disgusting posts it has to offer. And a semi-interesting blend of people.

And then you have people like OP. Who probably has a 1.2 GB folder with time stamped material to strategically repost.

downvoteomgnova · 2013-01-24T02:02:30+00:00

I do this, but often lose :(

nightsbeauty12 · 2013-01-24T02:03:21+00:00

I usually lose in my imaginary arguments. I can't even imagine what it's like to win an argument.

ukiyoe · 2013-01-24T02:04:13+00:00

So much anger!

imissapostrophes · 2013-01-24T02:09:16+00:00

What happen? People will pointing out this be repost, that what happen.

dbcooper_is_alive · 2013-01-24T02:17:29+00:00

Something tells me the masturbating portion would be much larger...

Iamnotwitty12 · 2013-01-24T02:20:58+00:00

So so so true....

aPerfectBacon · 2013-01-24T02:21:01+00:00

I dont imagine it, i practice arguments im going to win the next day.

druking1 · 2013-01-24T02:22:53+00:00

I remember when I used post and see what happen. KGB come and downvote. I throw potato at them cos russian no like potato!

Delduca · 2013-01-24T02:41:28+00:00

Mine...is the opposite....

YumYumKittyloaf · 2013-01-24T02:49:14+00:00

This pie chart is Finn colored.

apollo84 · 2013-01-24T02:49:28+00:00

you should post something that isn't a repost.

tidni · 2013-01-24T02:50:47+00:00

masturbating should be the pink segment

Beastieee · 2013-01-24T02:55:28+00:00

OP IS A BIG FAT PHONY!!

A1K6 · 2013-01-24T03:01:59+00:00

You forgot about pissing.

Neutronova · 2013-01-24T03:02:33+00:00

Why you so aggro bro?

bklyndamsel · 2013-01-24T03:02:38+00:00

That is so me

robrien · 2013-01-24T03:05:13+00:00

The fact that I thought I was the only one that did this now makes me slightly less comfortable with the amount of people 'in the shower with me'.

On a similar note, it's a repost I haven't seen before! Hallelujah!!

DerpingINtheCLUB · 2013-01-24T03:05:26+00:00

You must finish really fast because masturbating is smaller than washing yourself.

redfrojoe · 2013-01-24T03:07:59+00:00

OP is a Whore.

DownvotesEnsue · 2013-01-24T03:17:03+00:00

Getting called out for reposting. That's what happens.

BobSlaysPants · 2013-01-24T03:18:04+00:00

That just happened

ohgood · 2013-01-24T03:24:48+00:00

Is this some sort of psychological test to see if more redditers will comment on the spelling error in the title or the actual link?

glassmountain · 2013-01-24T03:29:15+00:00

thought I was the only one... reddit never fails to surprise me.

rawbeef · 2013-01-24T03:38:47+00:00

Ha! I do that a lot. I call it rehearsing. Mostly for meetings with my boss. Preparing answers he can't be a dick about.

SubtleMockery · 2013-01-24T03:42:24+00:00

In the shower, when I'm driving, on the toilet, lying in bed trying to sleep, while I'm at work, when I'm eating lunch.

Basically any time I'm left alone with my own thoughts.

StendGold · 2013-01-24T03:59:09+00:00

Ha ha!! I thought I was the only one!

karmacatsattack · 2013-01-24T04:09:42+00:00

your lying about masturbating

Terminator0830 · 2013-01-24T04:26:16+00:00

I'm going to use bad grammar... And see what happen

coprolite_hobbyist · 2013-01-24T04:27:14+00:00

"....and then I said "your rubber ducky smells like the cat's ass!" and everyone broke out in applause.

geometrical · 2013-01-24T04:27:59+00:00

Well, somebody set us up the bomb.

fysh · 2013-01-24T04:35:13+00:00

also singing

PlusLovely · 2013-01-24T04:36:33+00:00

Funny, I usually lose them.

BrawHaHaw · 2013-01-24T04:40:23+00:00

I thought I was the only one. Thank you.

yukonmadman · 2013-01-24T05:00:46+00:00

You should go see what happened to all the other people who posted this exact same thing, problem solved.

lsasqwach · 2013-01-24T05:21:19+00:00

yep!

blazefalcon · 2013-01-24T05:22:10+00:00

...s

XPapaMoonX · 2013-01-24T05:24:06+00:00

I lose my arguments.

Chuck_Norris_Sucks · 2013-01-24T05:28:05+00:00

I seriously thought I was the only one.

Jerseyskuzz · 2013-01-24T05:47:34+00:00

uh, so like. if i do it all day... is that still weird?... i hope not.

DLMcstig · 2013-01-24T06:31:45+00:00

I've written more plays while arguing with "people" in the shower than I have in my playwriting class

gnovos · 2013-01-24T06:53:39+00:00

Some might say that in the shower you are a master debater.

DeadlySporks · 2013-01-24T06:54:15+00:00

I wish I won...

pattyfire · 2013-01-24T07:14:24+00:00

oh, fuck yeah!

nintendosmith101 · 2013-01-23T23:03:21+00:00

I actually got a chance to use one of my arguments in a debate at school once. It was easily the highlight of all of my debates that I have had. It was awesome.

septimus379 · 2013-01-24T00:09:41+00:00

RRREEEEPPPPOOOSSSTTT!!!

raffytraffy · 2013-01-23T23:53:21+00:00

Downvote happen. That what happen.

SlunkMaster · 2013-01-24T00:58:00+00:00

Hahaha, so witty and clever. Definitely not something that people have said thousands of times before.

JammLP · 2013-01-23T23:44:51+00:00

RF-Guye · 2013-01-24T01:07:11+00:00

There's a French phrase that eloquently describes and defines this, something about thoughts from the stairs, as in; as I was walking away I came up with the ultimate comeback.

chronostasis_ · 2013-01-24T01:12:43+00:00

Inaccurate. Needs far more time in the "crying and singing sad songs" section.

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