all 92 comments

[–]Darzin 124 points125 points ago

Here is your cat as a Pirate!

http://i.imgur.com/6pDZ3R7.jpg

[–]mage_g4 5 points6 points ago

You are doing good work, sir.

[–]50_mike_mike 2 points3 points ago

He's doing God's work.

[–]yourself_ 1 point2 points ago

heheheyarg

[–]iAndromedan 0 points1 point ago

"Pawrrrr, they calls meow Murderface"

[–]omegafeggy 48 points49 points ago

First name... William?

[–]Aldrai 21 points22 points ago

William

Murderface

Murderface

Murderface

Wow, there are 4 photos so this works after every photo!

[–]Ritz527 1 point2 points ago

If you say his name 3 times, he appears.

[–]imarmedwithamind 9 points10 points ago

i was hoping someone would reference that, an upvote for you

[–]phlap 10 points11 points ago

Was expecting the cat to be called Wartooth, to be honest.

[–]lindzasaurusrex 6 points7 points ago

First name Toki. Wartooth, Toki Wartooth.

[–]COLCORN_1979 9 points10 points ago

Skwisgars is the biggest dildos. He's doesn't let me play the lead solo...

[–]charlesbobarles 5 points6 points ago

Toki's is a talentless hacks douches-dildoes. Skwisgars wills forevers bes leads.

[–]Aldrai 1 point2 points ago

Skwisgaars is ams dick.

edit - "is" needed to be in there somewhere.

[–]Undertow_Jambi 4 points5 points ago

YOU ATE MY CHIVIL WAR SHOESH YOU FUCKING FAT SHON OF A BITSCH

[–]HombreGranJefe 0 points1 point ago

William Muderface? Will.I.Am Muderface.

[–]Asytra 29 points30 points ago

LOK'TAR OGAR!

[–]GMonsoon 11 points12 points ago

You had me at ZUG ZUG

[–]thepigglywiggly 3 points4 points ago

Horde4Life

[–]Kyacky 26 points27 points ago

Perhaps Murderface?

[–]speedballkills[S] 38 points39 points ago

UGH! I had one job... I can't speel...

[–]luminiferousaethers 14 points15 points ago

Who cares...

Good on you for giving a kitty most people wouldn't choose a home.

[–]Danfish77 22 points23 points ago

"Tonight, we eat manflesh!"

[–]SirPepperMint 17 points18 points ago

That's one fucking nice kitty right there.

[–]hizzacked 20 points21 points ago

[–]speedballkills[S] 50 points51 points ago

and yes he's been to the vet and he is a 100% healthy badass.

edit MURDER FACE he's gonna be even more mad if he finds out...

[–]Nakotadinzeo 5 points6 points ago

There were 4 images... I flipped through them hearing the dude from the first episode.. Murder face murder face murder face murder face

[–]BlackWings84 1 point2 points ago

Oh I thought it was because he has a face only a Muder could love. He's cute though, like the cat version of a bulldog.

[–]zacrd12345 11 points12 points ago

What happens when an orc and khajiit mate?

[–]Misriah 10 points11 points ago

If grumpy cat were a mob boss, this guy would be his muscle

[–]britsaur 7 points8 points ago

My Guild Wars 2 character looks a lot like your cat. http://i.imgur.com/oKV345G.jpg

[–]mewseymewbobble 17 points18 points ago

This is the most badass cat of them all.

Him and Ms. Grumpy Cat should hook up.

[–]Shappie 7 points8 points ago

Their children would have the most horrible underbites..

[–]theglob 12 points13 points ago

My four year old thinks that this is hilarious. Please post more.

[–]benjamg 7 points8 points ago

He puts Insanity Wolf to shame.

[–]segerstarseed 5 points6 points ago

I think it should be called Brak.

[–]Guerdonian 6 points7 points ago

This is the most bad-ass cat to ever bless r/aww

[–]Ceilibeag 6 points7 points ago

[–]Coinnich 0 points1 point ago

According to the Cat Bible, Frankenstein the holy mother, who was saved by Cloister the Stupid had the virgin birth that created his race

[–]Bilijuana 3 points4 points ago

so friggin cute!

[–]hillshmill 4 points5 points ago

I just found my new favorite internet cat!

[–]Shannon31083 6 points7 points ago

Grumpy Cat just got some competition!

[–]Neutronova 2 points3 points ago

That cat needs to be adopted out to an evil mastermind IMMEDIATELY!

[–]overjoony 0 points1 point ago

damn he's ugly xD

[–]bambithemouse 3 points4 points ago

I think I'm in love:D

[–]AerynnMarie 1 point2 points ago

And he can wink which is the badass frosting on the badass cake.

[–]stupi-the-fox 0 points1 point ago

i would call him Thrall!

[–]deadskiesbro -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lineli 0 points1 point ago

That cat is terrifying...

[–]abhikavi 1 point2 points ago

I'm counting the days until reddit sees a flurry of Murderface memes.

[–]ihateyourfuckingcat 0 points1 point ago

!!!

[–]Zerocool1996 0 points1 point ago

LOTR kitty, get him to mordor.

[–]panda_pat234 0 points1 point ago

I'd call him Toki Wartooth, but that's just me

[–]MisSuzyHadASteamboat 0 points1 point ago

That cat has seen some shit

[–]fowlkris87 0 points1 point ago

Your cat has one hell of a stank eye.

[–]jambolino23 1 point2 points ago

He looks like an orc from skyrim.

[–]Du99an 0 points1 point ago

Zug Zug!

[–]Haywood-Jablowme 0 points1 point ago

Is it because its a face only a "muder" can love? Lol

[–]404-shame-not-found 0 points1 point ago

clean the cats eyes. what a mess.

[–]niceabear 0 points1 point ago

Awesome! I wuv him!

[–]JuliusGeezer12 0 points1 point ago

That kitty needs extra extra hugs today.

[–]JuliusGeezer12 0 points1 point ago

I'm tellin you all now... They are evolving into the master species on this planet soon... Saber tooth American shorthairs are but one of the many genetical improvements being tested by these felinious masterminds.

[–]izzzhere 0 points1 point ago

someone needs braces

[–]not-sure-if-serious 0 points1 point ago

I will call him Baron Ünderbheit.

[–]moosepoints 0 points1 point ago

Orc cat!

[–]GiantWhaleCannon 0 points1 point ago

Hur hur hur...dat fing lookz dead Orky, wot wif da teef an' all. 'Oo shur 'e ain't 'arf-Squig, mate?

[–]RandomHerosan 1 point2 points ago

My cat is also named Murderface but that's because he only leaves the faces of his massacred victims. Upvote for you for shared cat name!

[–]Eagletron 0 points1 point ago

He needs a hockey mask.

[–]hempev 0 points1 point ago

Is there such a thing as cat orthodontists? Because if there is, he's a poster child for them.

[–]Razorspeed 1 point2 points ago

He's awesome!

[–]reddead0071 0 points1 point ago

a little hairy orc

[–]unsatisfyingpleasure 0 points1 point ago

that cat is so metal...

[–]MuNotEpsilonNot 0 points1 point ago

NO! I ain't puttin' anything in my mouth that's shaped like a dick! insert lisp where necessary

[–]KEGman321 0 points1 point ago

He strangely reminds me of orcs from the Elder Scrolls series..

[–]uglylaughingman 0 points1 point ago

Last picture just makes me think of Smaug form the old Rankin-bass cartoon. I picture him saying "Barrel rider!" all the time.

[–]1arrow24 1 point2 points ago

Look's like meat's back on the menu, boys!

[–]kaloPA 0 points1 point ago

Murderface is his human given name - his real name is Greebo edit. link fix

[–]aerynjbson 0 points1 point ago

ohh my goodness.

[–]Judge_Hate 1 point2 points ago

Sabertooth gene?

[–]HUMOROUSGOAT 1 point2 points ago

you got a perty face boy

[–]Dizzy_Hooves 0 points1 point ago

Adopted a kitten named Toki now.

[–]EctoSC2 0 points1 point ago

you get an upboat for dethklok

[–]Littleone85 0 points1 point ago

So cute!!!

[–]DAAANG 0 points1 point ago

clean those eye-boogers, damn!

[–]Cancerian4 0 points1 point ago

If that were my kitty I would have had to name him pumba

[–]lerickson318 0 points1 point ago

[–]dmt7679 -2 points-1 points ago

Can we hire him to take out grumpy cat? I'm tired of that pussys shit.

[–]pathmarkpolice -5 points-4 points ago

Get this ugly piece of shit off of my feed.

[–]torithebutcher -2 points-1 points ago

does he remind anyone else of snik?

[–]Aldrai 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Tripod.