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Escape the f***ing Friend Zone (i.imgur.com)

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[–]snowfreak14 15 points16 points ago

What's stopping anyone from clicking "Do" on everyone one just to see the creeps that are trying to do them?

[–]gulpeg 5 points6 points ago

"Do"

[–]rewere3 5 points6 points ago

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]rewere3 5 points6 points ago

Du hast

[–]Giraffeses 3 points4 points ago

Du hast mich

[–]Deracinated 1 point2 points ago

du hast mich mehr

[–]mightymonarch 0 points1 point ago

I admire your persistence in responding to every comment with this.

[–]Brett_Favre_4 0 points1 point ago

What a shy young man like myself would do.

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

"Ditch"

[–]roundedge 0 points1 point ago

If they confront you about it they will have to explain that they hit "Do" for everyone. Then you can laugh and say you did the exact same thing.

[–]gulpeg 2 points3 points ago

"Ditch"

[–]Mr_Rawrr 0 points1 point ago

OH GOD NO! LOGIC! MY ONLY WEAKNESS

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI 24 points25 points ago

This account is 11 hours old, and it's telling you that you should use a new app. Please don't get this to the front page you guys. This is a blatant advertisement. /r/hailcorporate

[–]Kidsturk 3 points4 points ago

Oh don't worry!

It's also a repost.

[–]Hughcumber 1 point2 points ago

And it's been posted in /r/funny for some reason.

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

Kyle, you and your conspiracy theories...

[–]alsoGoatfoot 5 points6 points ago

Highschool never ends.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]Dreamember 4 points5 points ago

/r/cringepics

[–]mewseymewbobble 2 points3 points ago

I think the desperation has gotten a little out of hand...

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

"Do"

[–]ihatethelivingdead 3 points4 points ago

Do you like me?

[ ] yes [ ] no

[–]mightymonarch 1 point2 points ago

[x] maybe

[–]IHaveAStory 0 points1 point ago

[x] hail me!

[–]chyyeeah 5 points6 points ago

This stinks of 9gag

[–]EvolvedEvil -2 points-1 points ago

I think that's the cancer delightfully witty "rage" faces.

[–]rushigan 3 points4 points ago

I think this would have been awesome in high school. Not sure of its purpose after that. I think it would be a little creepy past 18

[–]wolfmanpraxis 1 point2 points ago

agreed

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]frictorious 2 points3 points ago

Or just grow a spine and ask someone out.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]basec0m 1 point2 points ago

Here's an idea... cancel your facebook account and actually talk to fucking people.

[–]IamSparticles 4 points5 points ago

I find it awkward talking to people while they are fucking.

[–]basec0m -1 points0 points ago

Well, you can't just take your pants off... you have to say something

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

"DO" "DO"

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]2dwn2care -1 points0 points ago

Creativity at it's finest

[–]Orangutanis 1 point2 points ago

It's a trap !

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

"Do"

[–]BoxTopsMagoo 1 point2 points ago

Everyone and their mom has had this idea; there's a reason it isn't in use.

[–]xnerdyxrealistx 0 points1 point ago

Here's the best way to do it. Write a facebook private message confessing your love to all your female friends and wait for their reactions. If you don't get any good reactions post a status saying "my asshole friend jumped on my account while I was in the bathroom, so if anyone got any weird messages it wasn't from me".

[–]PillowTalk420 -1 points0 points ago

Usually social interaction apps to me are the stupidest things ever.

But not this. Need more similar to this; where you can get an answer to a question that would be faux pas, without making the faux pas of asking.

[–]dfrank8 0 points1 point ago

and ill know what facebook friends of mine use reddit because only they will have this app.

[–]Brett_Favre_4 0 points1 point ago

How about a link OP.

[–]Smashasaurus 0 points1 point ago

cant tell if genius or trolling

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

Shit will get real awkward with all the 50 year old moms who are playing farmville with me.

[–]UberAle 0 points1 point ago

Or, you could grow some balls and tell them how you feel in person.. Not through some retarded app for betafags.

No offense

[–]shameles 1 point2 points ago

genius, now if we can only refine it so that I have to do less work and still have a guarantee of sex..then it would be ultimate.

[–]ares_god_not_sign 4 points5 points ago

They have that. It's called "hiring a prostitute".

[–]Tjebbebeest 0 points1 point ago

I like the love potato

[–]gulpeg 1 point2 points ago

"Do"