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[–]RepostParrot 87 points88 points ago

Cage turned down the role of Aragorn due to family obligations. Could you imagine the cast that could have been?

[–]lite951 47 points48 points ago

When is Family Obligations coming out?

[–]Pariah119 1 point2 points ago

Ah, the old reddit switch-a-roo

[–]Ovelite 4 points5 points ago

That's a long fucking link chain.

[–]ignorant_ass 0 points1 point ago

gosh dang it.

[–]forest__creature 1 point2 points ago

Hey Redditors of the future! Pocket whales yet?

[–]Captainnemo55555 8 points9 points ago

Cage as Aragon. Chris Rock as Sam. And Meghan Fox as eowyn. That is the movie that I wanted to watch.

[–]Cabbage_Vendor 4 points5 points ago

Adam Sandler as Frodo and Rob Schneider as Gollum.

[–]broken_unbowed 3 points4 points ago

Michael Bay directing.

[–]donuts741 5 points6 points ago

We can only dream.

[–]SheaF91 4 points5 points ago

And Sean Connery was offered the role of Gandalf. It could have been a The Rock reunion, you guys.

[–]WadeK 3 points4 points ago

With Bruce Willis as Boromir. Seriously, guys. Seriously.

[–]Scorponix 1 point2 points ago

And Arnold Schwarzenegger was offered Connery's part in The Rock

[–]CirePatty731 -2 points-1 points ago

Could of, could of? Winners dont whine about could of.

[–]DesmanMetzger 6 points7 points ago

"Could have"

FTFY.

[–]SmokinDynamite 1 point2 points ago

Could...''of''? What is this!?

[–]Traniz 0 points1 point ago

Yes...

Cage screams like a psychological maniac in all his movies.

[–]sinat50 -3 points-2 points ago

You beat me to it! Enjoy the karma

[–]lloganwebb 18 points19 points ago

The Cage.

[–]Sick_Storm 3 points4 points ago

There can only be one true God.

[–]PoorlyBuilt 1 point2 points ago

[–]cadian16th 11 points12 points ago

So in the top frame of that comic I thought for a second that she had an M-16.

[–]shikza 1 point2 points ago

He's more of a princess protector.

[–]ghosted_ 6 points7 points ago

Obligatory /r/onetruegod post.

[–]RevolutionNine 4 points5 points ago

Praise be to him, for he is Lord.

[–]atimholt 0 points1 point ago

…of the Rings.

[–]JCJen7 0 points1 point ago

...and everything else.

[–]IVIrCat 1 point2 points ago

His light guides us away from the temptation of John Travolta, and saves us from our bees.

[–]Gameroomvids 0 points1 point ago

Praise be to the One True God, but if you check the all-time best posts, this is first

[–]SailingSeasofRum 2 points3 points ago

It sort of looks like she is caressing an AK in the first frame.

[–]Crimson_D82 0 points1 point ago

I had to actually double take for a second, haha!

[–]jedisloth 1 point2 points ago

So, I guess she also followed the original casting rumors.

[–]WhitexMamba 1 point2 points ago

It took me MUCH too long to realize it was Cage's face on... I'll just leave now.

[–]Fancy_TopHat 0 points1 point ago

Half expected her to say "anal".

[–]dadaddaave 1 point2 points ago

I thought for the longest time she was holding a M16...

[–]sooohungover 1 point2 points ago

Not an expertly done photoshopped, but I still laughed. Well done.

[–]Pieman100 0 points1 point ago

I gat caged! Well played

[–]Chriswalken12398 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else think he looks like the mysterious biker / writer on Once upon a time??

[–]MandyJones 0 points1 point ago

He still looks like the same person.

[–]Zarazas 1 point2 points ago

Was I the only one who had trouble liking her character? Or....Is that forbidden?

[–]mamboman 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does the sword look like a gun

[–]EyhSteve 2 points3 points ago

I've seen it this way many times

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[–]Grimmbles -2 points-1 points ago

We about done with this one yet? Isn't it time to beat something new in to dust?

[–]CarpetFibers 9 points10 points ago

One does not simply "be done" with the Cage.

[–]spiltbreastmilk -1 points0 points ago

One of the only memes on this site I have laughed at all day , hats off to you sir!!!

[–]purezion 0 points1 point ago

This is my favorite post on reddit ever

[–]treesbark 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]rabdargab 12 points13 points ago

Harry Potter

[–]Doc-in-a-box 1 point2 points ago

Don't listen to that crap. Neverending Story

[–]CirePatty731 2 points3 points ago

Dude, everyone knows this is Willow.

[–]thatguyfrompreschool 0 points1 point ago

Clearly this is from Labyrinth.

[–]CAPTAINREDDITER 0 points1 point ago

What babe?

[–]jacksentz -4 points-3 points ago

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