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Revenge. (imgur.com)

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[–]kyriose 145 points146 points ago

They poop on her car, she poops IN their house.

This is not fair retaliation.

[–]holla_snackbar 153 points154 points ago

They bring a knife, you bring a gun. They shit on your car, you give them the quad mocha bran muffin morning Nagasaki.

[–]Spartacus891 48 points49 points ago

THAT'S... THE CHICAGO WAY.

[–]notdeadyet01 5 points6 points ago

That means..... There is Chaos in the Windy City!!!

Where is Michael Jordan when you need him?

[–]Globalwarmingisfake -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was a Jersey thing.

[–]FruityStuff 0 points1 point ago

With a good amount of mexican food in it.

[–]holla_snackbar 1 point2 points ago

Well, it's certainly Untouchable.

[–]Cranyx 12 points13 points ago

We start carrying semi automatics, they buy automatics, we start wearing Kevlar, they buy armor piercing rounds, and you're wearing a mask and jumping off rooftops. take this guy: armed robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical, like you. Leaves a calling card.

[–]Cjguitarguy 4 points5 points ago

Batman Begins, for those poor souls who haven't seen it

[–]dr_chinstrap 6 points7 points ago

"You bring a knife, I bring a knife!

You bring a gun, I bring a gun!"

Diabetic guy at work said this whilst drinking a litre of Ribena concentrate.

[–]MrLaughter 9 points10 points ago

What if that's the bird's garage?

[–]Ray8157 1 point2 points ago

What if it's the bird's toolshed?

[–]OldAsARailroad -1 points0 points ago

What if it's the bird's Zumba room? Yeah, the bird likes Zumba. Laugh all you want you closed-minded asshole.

[–]jedisloth 0 points1 point ago

Not only that, but from the looks of it there wasn't even a tree by her car. Did she follow the birds back to their tree to prove that it was infact the same birds? I find that doubtful. This action likely resulted in innocent casualties. A pretty shitty thing to do imo.

[–]fantasticsid 0 points1 point ago

This is the difference between sweet feathery vengeance and the cold, restrained talon of justice.

[–]XavierScorpionIkari 0 points1 point ago

What you did there, at the end... I see.

[–]dulyelectedmobster 0 points1 point ago

pretty shitty

ಠ_ಠ

[–]jnjs 0 points1 point ago

She's sending a message to all bird kind.

[–]jurrac 0 points1 point ago

fair? no. but did she win?

[–]GigaGrey 0 points1 point ago

We call it escalation. Soon the super carriers will jump in...

[–]jimmypopali 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even notice the bird nest. Thanks for pointing it out.

[–]Jonny_Watts 0 points1 point ago

She should poop on their cars then

[–]Scrtcwlvl 0 points1 point ago

She lives in her car.

[–]th1nker 0 points1 point ago

If someone took a dump on my car and I knew where they lived, damn right I'd take a dump into their house.

[–]manyballs[!] 0 points1 point ago

You come at me hard, I come at you twice as hard.

[–]moogoesthecat -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like a woman.

[–]Louis_131 24 points25 points ago

What is this from!?!

[–]curiositykilledkathy 27 points28 points ago

Knaller frauen. A meh german show

[–]SuperPowers97 12 points13 points ago

For some reason, I automatically knew it was German when i saw it.

[–]Doc-in-a-box 6 points7 points ago

It's like you have super pow....wait... Ooooooooh

[–]seesaww 62 points63 points ago

weird boner...

[–]RangerBoomhauer 15 points16 points ago

This would make for some interesting porn, I'd watch it

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

Women who shit white: volume 2

[–]mattysads 24 points25 points ago

You know she's not pooping on the car, right?

[–]danrennt98 22 points23 points ago

well, this makes a little more sense now.

dammit.

[–]VoxDraconae 6 points7 points ago

I did that the first two times too. I was all, "That's the same woman. Is she pooping on her own car?"

[–]dimension516 -1 points0 points ago

I can fap to this.

[–]undearius 16 points17 points ago

The shaking legs is what makes it

[–]killjoy1221 14 points15 points ago

Relevant

[–]wilwash3r3 0 points1 point ago

How come no one realizes this is an old idea...ಠ_ಠ

[–]Courtchron 4 points5 points ago

He pooped on your car. You're pooping on his home. Not cool, dude. Not cool.

[–]DICK_CHENEY_EXPERT 4 points5 points ago

this took an embarrassingly long time to figure out, I thought she was shitting on someone from the tree for a while

[–]Sui_Syndrome 4 points5 points ago

Nice try, but girls don't poop.

[–]PotatoeForeskins 30 points31 points ago

Girls don't poop this post is clearly work of wizards.

[–]Scrofl 36 points37 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/5axNQ.gif

[–]Tirisfal 1 point2 points ago

Girls don't poop...

Adorably relevant

[–]Reddit_Standards 2 points3 points ago

Olivia Wilde never appealed to me that much, but that first clip, hoyungggg

[–]tyhorner 3 points4 points ago

Bombs away!

[–]yoinkel 3 points4 points ago

2 birds, one cup.

[–]Jason2384 2 points3 points ago

The Sarah Silvermen program did this.

[–]ldooks 0 points1 point ago

Is that Sophie Dee

[–]Gunner3210 2 points3 points ago

Weird boner.

[–]schiapu 3 points4 points ago

For some reason, I thought she was going to shit on the car as well, dumb blonde joke.

[–]BlueHighlighter 2 points3 points ago

View from the nest?

[–]360walkaway 2 points3 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eu9RMf40Ng

[–]zomgwtf6 0 points1 point ago

Go on.

[–]Midnightwarrior95 0 points1 point ago

Getting her pants off, youre doing it wrong

[–]ProudGinger 0 points1 point ago

taylor swift was right when she did there is nothing she does better than revenge

[–]Sobertese 1 point2 points ago

You shit on my car? I shit on your children!

[–]fartloud 1 point2 points ago

i thought it was sabrina the witch. made this a little bit akward.

[–]quasexort 1 point2 points ago

WHO IS THIS WOMAN? I've seen several hilarious gif's with her

[–]Morrandir 1 point2 points ago

That's Martina Hill, a German actress/comedian.

[–]ccrepitation 0 points1 point ago

why is it white?

[–]AegusVii 0 points1 point ago

Just a little bit of human warmth.

[–]Eagerbeaverinmexico 0 points1 point ago

wait, why is she doing that to her own car?

[–]radiocativek_tty 0 points1 point ago

Isn't that the same woman who dry-humps the business man from behind?

[–]tcatron565 0 points1 point ago

Family Guy did it! Family Guy did it!

[–]broforce 1 point2 points ago

That is exactly what it's like when you leave an amazing comment and you come back 20 minute later and its at -29 Karma.

[–]cuppajoe123 0 points1 point ago

http://youtu.be/fJl1qjScDBk

[–]markeh 1 point2 points ago

I feel a bit retarded admitting this but I was wondering why she was shitting on her own car until I read the comments. Guess I missed the nest first time round.

[–]lifeboy001 1 point2 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Sarah_Silverman_Program_episodes#Season_3:_2010

Did Sarah Silverman do it first? Apparently pooping on pigeons is something people really want to do....

[–]d3m0nhunt3r 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this.

[–]vicious_fishes 1 point2 points ago

Expert mode.

[–]cabritar 2 points3 points ago

That's unfortunate.

They peed on her car and she's retaliating with poop.

Stay classy Mini Cooper owning lady.

[–]jeccap 1 point2 points ago

They only pooped on her car and she is not only pooping in their home but also on their children. That is way overboard lady.

[–]drgeorge69 0 points1 point ago

If they were Japanese this would be in /r/wtf

[–]WinkeyBalls 1 point2 points ago

TIL Girls poop

[–]tordenguden 0 points1 point ago

NO!!!

[–]newscreen0name 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't Family Guy have this too?

[–]mortal_rombat17 1 point2 points ago

"That's right. Get it nice and clean."

[–]Boygzilla 1 point2 points ago

Confused dude reporting in. But, girls don't poop? Is this CGI?

[–]Butttrumpetofdoom -1 points0 points ago

FAAAKE. Girls dont poop

[–]concretebox 0 points1 point ago

neverairedinamerica

[–]rushigan -1 points0 points ago

I like this. Well done, OP

[–]MouthPoop -3 points-2 points ago

Family Guy already did it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eu9RMf40Ng