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[–]jstinch44 55 points56 points ago

Is that in Danbury Connecticut? Because if so, I'm going.

[–]zoogler 30 points31 points ago

Yay, people from connecticut

[–]uberzard14 24 points25 points ago

So I'm not the only CT redditor? Cool.

[–]ryanmohr 7 points8 points ago

I live in Ridgefield, I'm so going!!!

[–]afondul 4 points5 points ago

Upvote to a fellow tiger!

[–]ImOnLinuxBitch 1 point2 points ago

Cardinals all the way, man

[–]listeningwind42 3 points4 points ago

woooo ridgefield. same.

[–]ZosoTwig 3 points4 points ago

Haha +1 for Ridgefield. Too bad this is from last year :(

[–]zoogler 6 points7 points ago

We have our own subreddit! (If you didn't know)

[–]somverso 4 points5 points ago

ugh people from connecticut (kidding but my town sucks)(not really its okay)(I live in CT)

[–]TCogley36 5 points6 points ago

trumbull here

[–]Im_A_Nidiot 3 points4 points ago

Bridgeport :(

[–]wtighe02 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry. Milford here.

[–]stylish_aggie 1 point2 points ago

New Haven, checking in!

[–]iwatchpeople 1 point2 points ago

New Milford is the only Milford that matters

[–]REDDIT_IS_MY_LIMBO 1 point2 points ago

I'm so so sorry. We here stories about you guys. Stay strong.

[–]Im_A_Nidiot 1 point2 points ago

I actually live in a part that's not so bad actually. But it's still not Fairfield.

[–]afondul 3 points4 points ago

Ridgefield here! Am I too late for the CT excitement?

[–]brickmack 1 point2 points ago

misread excitement as excriment. Relevant to the human centipede thing, I suppose

[–]VileStench 2 points3 points ago

I'm in NY. Can I come, too?

[–]Chris952 2 points3 points ago

Can the Danbury karma train be a thing?

[–]burnsssss 1 point2 points ago

I thought the same I saw this, but it's just a big old repost

[–]jacobpellegren 1 point2 points ago

Can I cut this short and just have you guys go over and rejoice at r/connecticut

[–]jpthejetsfan 11 points12 points ago

Repost!! But as a Danburian, it would be the most exciting thing to happen to the Ice Arena since the Trashers.

[–]LookMa_NoHands 3 points4 points ago

Oh, how I miss them...

[–]human_cannonball 0 points1 point ago

Brent frikkin Gretzky

[–]Chris952 0 points1 point ago

You should of seen the whalers game on Monday, it was intense!

[–]listeningwind42 1 point2 points ago

oh, mob run trash companies sponsoring hockey teams. those were the days.

[–]DasChop 8 points9 points ago

203 in the house. We do weird better than most of CT. Mostly because of New Milford.

[–]Lightss 4 points5 points ago

Former 203 in this bitch, lived in New Fairfield nearly all my life till I moved to cali a few months ago. Best choice ever.

[–]Wraithpk 0 points1 point ago

I grew up in NF too, what year did you graduate?

[–]meowandmeow 0 points1 point ago

As a member of 203 I loled hard at this.

[–]epatti0914 14 points15 points ago

I laughed.

Saw it was under /r/wtf

No longer happy.

[–]Deliberate_Reposter 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was /r/funny until I read your comment...

[–]Bobilip 0 points1 point ago

Pshh. Everyone know /r/wtf is the new /r/funny. Didn't you get the memo?

[–]ASPARAGUS_URINE 7 points8 points ago

My beloved three dog.

[–]A_Peculiar_Fellow 0 points1 point ago

BOW WOW WOW, THANKS FOR LISTENING, CHIIIILDREN, THIS IS THREE DOG!

[–]bootnuts 6 points7 points ago

I'm holding out for the broadway musical

[–]DevilsCandyCane 7 points8 points ago

You get some really interesting vocal effects when you sing with your face stuffed up someone else's arse, I highly recommend giving it a shot, if it comes to your town. You might want to read up on Colonic Vibrato singing techniques first, just to really maximise the experience, but even without that it's a visually stunning performance, absolutely unforgettable!

[–]Ventolin_Man 0 points1 point ago

I was personally most impressed by the moving scene, 'Lament of the Centipede', where each section sings about how they mourn the loss of their previous life and how they wish they could fix their personal failings. I was tearing up during the passionate performace of "Stuck in the Middle of it All/In One End and Out the Other" by the middle section of the centipede. The muffling of her voice in the head's ass really drove home the sense of sadness and loss. Truly, it was a work of art.

[–]meowandmeow 4 points5 points ago

This was from a year ago. And was fake.

[–]brobee1224 1 point2 points ago

I live in Danbury and know people who work at the arena. They confirmed it as a fake and have gotten tons of phone calls asking about ticket information....

[–]bl33dy 4 points5 points ago

that made me do what my wife calls the knucklehead laugh. when something unexpected makes me laugh, and i go HUHUHUHUHUHUH

[–]chocomator 2 points3 points ago

huehuehuehuehue

[–]Mazzygos 2 points3 points ago

I'd watch that..

[–]IndieHippyXo 2 points3 points ago

Third sequel!

[–]1985jack000 2 points3 points ago

Imagine how cold their knees and hands will be...

[–]CatLoverForeverAlone 2 points3 points ago

Sure! I would love to see them skate with their freshly removed kneecaps.

[–]endersmommy1980 2 points3 points ago

Speed skate her Jessica

[–]Rekusha 2 points3 points ago

I'm from Danbury!! REPRESENT

[–]exuseus 6 points7 points ago

If you need someone to go with, hmu

[–]CalBerks -4 points-3 points ago

smh that you would use 'hmu'.

Edit: FUCKING SARCASM DAMN.

[–]exuseus 2 points3 points ago

lol

[–]sasuke5655 -3 points-2 points ago

No one loves you, your addopted. Your father will disown you if he hasn't already.

[–]CalBerks 3 points4 points ago

My father loves me because I know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

[–]smallsybigs1235 1 point2 points ago

kool looks like a blast! I will bring my whole family

[–]CrowKaneII 0 points1 point ago

Heh. I get it.

[–]jjh6x2 0 points1 point ago

Belongs on r/funny

[–]Cumdodger 0 points1 point ago

How..adorable?

[–]somverso 0 points1 point ago

oh nooooooooo

[–]fektard 0 points1 point ago

New London here... did i miss the excretement?

[–]GNderp 0 points1 point ago

I'm the German Scientist!

[–]readyno 0 points1 point ago

And on Valentines day no less!

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

This is so obviously shopped it's not even funny.

[–]Skanectigazoink 0 points1 point ago

Someone pleeeaaase draw us a depiction of this wonder on ice!!

[–]maharito 0 points1 point ago

9-year-old kid: "Mom's making me go to this stupid ice skating thing."

Dad: "No, it's not stupid, Mom and I used to go to these things every year. Every show's a little different."

Kid: "Whaddayu mean?"

Dad (absentmindedly): "Oh...uh, I dunno. This one's called Human Centipede I think. Go look it up on their website."

[–]recktar 0 points1 point ago

Proud to say this is takin place like 10 minutes from my home. Way to go CT, way to go

[–]convulsus_lux_lucis 0 points1 point ago

Too short sir.

[–]gif_commenter -1 points0 points ago

[–]upyourattraction 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling it start to resemble a Gallagher show within a few minutes.

[–]funky-buttlovin -4 points-3 points ago

clearly photoshopped.

[–]reddittorr1 0 points1 point ago

clearly a dumbass.