"Sell out to us and any dream you have will come true!"

"OK, I want to go out with Mary Kate Olsen, for some sick and twisted reason. But how will you get her to agree?"

"Oh, what, like you don't know the answer to that? Her face has been on every television in the world. She doesn't do what we say, and oops, guess who developed a drug addiction and overdosed! Nobody's going to question CNN and TMZ."

Seriously, anyone who doesn't think it works like that is an idiot. Here's the evidence staring all the "how is this a conspiracy?" naysayers right in the face - this girl does not have limited options, limited money, or anything. She has plenty of options - and the Sarkozys are sick as fuck. His brother Nicholas Sarkozy was one of the key actors that dragged France into the Iraq War, and Olivier is working at the group that did the money laundering for the same war.

There just isn't any single other explanation for this photo, this whole set of circumstances, besides that she's being held prisoner. She doesn't look happy, and that's because she isn't. That guy doesn't have a soul.

Read between the lines.