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[–]ronintetsuroSeeing the fnords 64 points65 points ago

She looks like a prisoner.

[–]EatMorTurkee 36 points37 points ago

of LOVE!

[–]cuckname -1 points0 points ago

I'll admit i would love to keep a girl like that in my bed room.

[–]ads215 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, it does. Or a kidnapping.

[–]theactualanswer2 2 points3 points ago

"Sell out to us and any dream you have will come true!"

"OK, I want to go out with Mary Kate Olsen, for some sick and twisted reason. But how will you get her to agree?"

"Oh, what, like you don't know the answer to that? Her face has been on every television in the world. She doesn't do what we say, and oops, guess who developed a drug addiction and overdosed! Nobody's going to question CNN and TMZ."

Seriously, anyone who doesn't think it works like that is an idiot. Here's the evidence staring all the "how is this a conspiracy?" naysayers right in the face - this girl does not have limited options, limited money, or anything. She has plenty of options - and the Sarkozys are sick as fuck. His brother Nicholas Sarkozy was one of the key actors that dragged France into the Iraq War, and Olivier is working at the group that did the money laundering for the same war.

There just isn't any single other explanation for this photo, this whole set of circumstances, besides that she's being held prisoner. She doesn't look happy, and that's because she isn't. That guy doesn't have a soul.

Read between the lines.

[–]Valimar77Jesus is Lord 3 points4 points ago

Her expression of quiet panic reminds me of Elijah wood

[–]drunkenshrew 31 points32 points ago

For those who don't know about the Carlyle Group, there is a quite good documentary about it called The Iron Triangle. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3Sb6rvVRJo

Carlyle is a private equity firm. Those firms are usually located in New York because of the proximty to Wall Street. Carlye has its headquarters in Washngton because this group hires well connected politicians to lobby and influence political decisions like for example increased defence spending.

In this context it is quite interesting that the half brother of Nicolas Sarkozy who was one of the driving forces in the war against Libya is employed in a leading position.

And I agree, this picture looks creepy.

[–]lilmissy91 26 points27 points ago

When Heath Ledger died he had been partying with one of the Olsen twins.

[–]Raikko 5 points6 points ago

It was Mary-Kate that he was "seeing" at the time of his death.

[–]renholder777Paranoid Delusional Disorder 25 points26 points ago

Full House: The Creepy Years

[–]Enochx 7 points8 points ago

It makes you wonder if she is looking for a replacement for Bob Saget.

[–]toquiktahandle 6 points7 points ago

she and her sister have like a billion dollars, looks to me like money with money to keep that money in house.

[–]PauliEffect 8 points9 points ago

With all that money it'd be quite a full house

[–]CrankyVince 0 points1 point ago

wow.. that's a good one!

[–]khays 43 points44 points ago

MK ULTRA handler

[–]mirandaANDbrandon 4 points5 points ago

yep

[–]RyanOnymous 7 points8 points ago

Yes

[–]angelmusikal -4 points-3 points ago

Why Yes?

[–]RyanOnymous 16 points17 points ago

well I tend to say 'yes' when I find something agreeable, or wish to acknowledge something in the affirmative.

[–]SoundSalad 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]angelmusikal 0 points1 point ago

Well then I meant to say; how come?

[–]mirandaANDbrandon -1 points0 points ago

why not yes?

[–]DiscerningDuck -2 points-1 points ago

no.

[–]TheWiredWorld 0 points1 point ago

maybe

[–]looknottotheskyoraclebroadcasting.com -1 points0 points ago

so

[–]DiscerningDuck 2 points3 points ago

She does have a bit of the James-Holmes-in-court look in he eyes. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Skwomp 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]Kirmz 19 points20 points ago

Belongs in /r/WTF

[–]RevRound 29 points30 points ago

Several questions

How is this a conspiracy?

She is 26 (an adult) who is going out with another adult. Is this wrong somehow?

What does it matter who she is going out with?

Is she even relevant anymore?

Why do you care at all?

[–]bluntismaximus 0 points1 point ago

you are totally 100% right. but for reasons unknown the internet works in fucking retarded ways.

[–]mirandaANDbrandon 5 points6 points ago

probably most appreciated in this subreddit than most, when considering mind control and the pedo rings. i still consider a 26 year old with somebody twice her age worth an eyebrow raise.

[–]iamfromreallife 7 points8 points ago

Really? After adulthood, everyone is free to date whoever he/she wants. It's a sad time when a 40 year old adult dating an 26 year old adult is still looked as creepy.

[–]19Alcibiades87 11 points12 points ago

I think it's less that and more the "clockwork orange force-feeding ultra-violence" expression that's vibing the "creepy," but feel free to obscure the issue.

[–]ANewMachine615Team Debunk 6 points7 points ago

It just looks uncomfortable. That happens when a guy kisses you in public in front of cameras that you might not want to make that expression to.

[–]NattyReddR[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution 2 points3 points ago

Alcibiades was a boss.

[–]19Alcibiades87 1 point2 points ago

:) made my day!

[–]evenmoretiredoflibs 1 point2 points ago

why's that?

no one said she wasn't free to do what she wanted

[–]Smarky_Smark 0 points1 point ago

I'm a male. When I was 23 I dated a woman that was 43. Long relationship. Lasted longer than most marriages. I think we were both well beyond puberty at that point. Worthy of raising an eyebrow?

And 26x2=52, not 42. That's 16 years difference. It's not as dramatic as you make it out to be.

[–]NattyReddR[̲̅ə̲̅٨̲̅٥̲̅٦̲̅]ution -1 points0 points ago

Try again.

[–]leftystrat 1 point2 points ago

She looks like she's trying to crawl out of her own skin to escape. Otherwise, I couldn't care less about her hobbies.

[–]danxmasonQuid est veritas? 0 points1 point ago

Carlyle was involved with 911

[–]VacuumFace 7 points8 points ago

Though i'm not sure exactly what the conspiracy is here... this is a great shot of what looks to be a pedo and a scared little girl.

[–]m33bles 1 point2 points ago

She's 26, not exactly a little girl. But that does surprisingly little to make this less creepy.

[–]Helium_ninja 16 points17 points ago

Why is this a conspiracy?

[–]redcardesignRevelations Radio News 5 points6 points ago

Because Satanic Ritual Abuse.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 10 points11 points ago

Because of the look on her face in this particular moment in time. Because he's way older than her. Because Carlyle Group. Because there is no way in hell that these two are having a legit relationship. OP is implying that Oliver here is keeping Mary Kate Olsen prisoner by paying her or some shit.

Mostly it's because he's affiliated with the Carlyle Group

edit: not paying her, brainwashing her. it has the same effect as money though...

[–]BigBrotherLovesYou 8 points9 points ago

Because there is no way in hell that these two are having a legit relationship.

Define legit.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 1 point2 points ago

Agreed upon. With Mary Kate's consent. Mary Kate isn't brainwashed.

[–]BigBrotherLovesYou 13 points14 points ago

In that case I'd have to call bullshit on your assertion that there is no way in hell that these two are having a legit relationship.

You may not approve. I may not approve. But Mary Kate may in fact be of sound mind and actually like the guy.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 2 points3 points ago

nononono, i was explaining why OP posted this here in the first place, i wasnt explaining my POV. Although I do think there is a chance she's part of the MK Ultra program as a sex slave, I'm not completely sure and would never express my own thoughts in such an assertive manner.

[–]Karmavorism 3 points4 points ago

A chance she's an Mk Ultra sex slave huh..welp goodbye everybody, internet has broken my brain for the night.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 0 points1 point ago

seeya tmrw!

[–]randomhandbanana2 0 points1 point ago

How in the fuck do you think MK Ultra is involved?

[–]cogitoergosumthing 2 points3 points ago

"there is no way in hell that these two are having a legit relationship" That's pretty much standard for celebrity relationships.

[–]randomhandbanana2 0 points1 point ago

Yes because child stars are known for having normal healthy relationships so this has to be some MK ULTRA shit.

[–]bigglesxyz 8 points9 points ago

And this sub continues to look like the National Enquirer =/

[–]might_is_right 2 points3 points ago

42? I would guess 62.

[–]goodnitengoodluck 2 points3 points ago

Did anyone consider her expression looks like that because he is pulling her scalp back with with the way he is holding her? Her forehead and eyebrows are pulled back. It creates a false 'surprised' expression.

[–]jimmyb207Ron Paul 2 points3 points ago

The fear is in her eyes. Her facial expression looks as if she is repulsed.

[–]YogiWanKenobi 0 points1 point ago

The French PM's brother likes young pussy. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!1ELEVENTY!!

[–]jeffwasserman3 2 points3 points ago

Nothing to see here folks. Move along.

[–]arealitychecker 2 points3 points ago

I don't give a crap about your idols.

[–]nxne 1 point2 points ago

looks like she's got a new handler

[–]justpissingthrough 3 points4 points ago

remember when the olsen's were cute? that was awesome.

[–]iamfromreallife 10 points11 points ago

She's almost 30. What's wrong with this? And why is this in this subreddit?

[–]Kilaya 4 points5 points ago

He only just cleared the Half-age-plus-seven-relationship-rule.

[–]iamfromreallife 3 points4 points ago

She's 26. That rule doesn't apply for girls above 22.

[–]Kilaya 7 points8 points ago

Has that been peer reviewed and published yet?

[–]iamfromreallife 1 point2 points ago

You do realize this isn't a real rule/law, don't you?

[–]Kilaya 0 points1 point ago

That was the joke part of my joke.

[–]iamfromreallife 1 point2 points ago

What 40 year old feels bad for having a 26 year old girlfriend!?? You'll get there my friend.

[–]Dat_Nugga_Dust 0 points1 point ago

One that has her addicted to crack??? Whores her out for crack? You'll get there.

[–]iamfromreallife 2 points3 points ago

That's their problem. What do we have to do with it here? They are both adults, how is this /r/conspiracy worthy? Is this sub reddit tmz?

[–]Dat_Nugga_Dust -1 points0 points ago

They have the accumulated wealth of over a billion dollars. The carlyle group. Half brother of ex french president. It's wonder this type of fluff doesn't make it's way here more often.

[–]iamfromreallife 3 points4 points ago

And how a pic of him and his date conveys that? It's like saying Obama is coming to our guns and kills children with drones but I only post a pic of him and Michelle. Does that make any sense? It's my only point here.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 1 point2 points ago

It still applies.

[–]Dat_Nugga_Dust -1 points0 points ago

Their isn't an effing rule. People can do whatever they want within reason. But I'm pretty sure the Olsen twins are multi millionaires and can do whatever they want outside of their programming and indoctrination.

Hell she could be some kind of evil mastermind and we'd never know it, She's just innocent little Michelle Tanner to anyone who watched tv 20 years ago. Here she is running around with someone who is clearly connected to evil across the board: Carlyle group. Half brother of Nicolas Sarkozy, Zionist ex president of France.

This is why this belongs in this sub reddit. They want to make their fucked up greedy lives appear normal or entertaining to the masses. So people will gossip and be distracted as opposed to FTFY. FTFY

[–]renholder777Paranoid Delusional Disorder 9 points10 points ago

Because all of these mind-controlling, intermarrying elite fucks are behind everything. If we can't point and say "Eww", then we've got nothing left.

[–]iamfromreallife -2 points-1 points ago

I hope you are kidding.

[–]enj726 0 points1 point ago

lol your username explains the downvotes

[–]whyaremyearshotslow_motion_shtf 1 point2 points ago

You got it, dude. Aw nuts.

[–]r4nge 0 points1 point ago

Mercy!

[–]bumblingmumblingBringing Down the ZOG Machine -1 points0 points ago

Well that is creepy, she looks a lot like my niece.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God -3 points-2 points ago

Your niece is hot. I would have sex with her.

[–]MaybeATerrorist 16 points17 points ago

I doubt she'd have sex with you.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God 1 point2 points ago

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER

[–]MaybeATerrorist 7 points8 points ago

Yes, but I'm guessing she has standards. And you wouldn't meet them because you're playing the 'I'd tap that' game over somebody whom you've never seen.

[–]Mr_SalvatiI am God -1 points0 points ago

I'd still tap that.

[–]EatMorTurkee 1 point2 points ago

[–]allhailbrightfutures 1 point2 points ago

WHO CARES

[–]onlysaneman_ -1 points0 points ago

What. The actual. Fuck.

[–]cccpcharm 0 points1 point ago

you didn't know that when you were looking at the little retarded trolls on tv that you were looking at your future slavemasters, did ya...they always show you things to come

[–]Kcee101 -2 points-1 points ago

Borderline pedophilia.

[–]ThumperNM -3 points-2 points ago

Looks like child porn.