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[–]Thumbelina730 105 points106 points ago

Oh hey! I took this!

[–]A_Random_Durr 46 points47 points ago

Hi Emma.

[–]Thumbelina730 35 points36 points ago

Hi!

[–]Gentleman_Turtle 94 points95 points ago

Well, into the lake with you.

[–]saucy_intruder 31 points32 points ago

Nice try, Turtle. You just want her in the lake so you can have her to yourself.

[–]Gentleman_Turtle 34 points35 points ago

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[–]cuddlep00p 16 points17 points ago

This thread's adorable.

[–]CrowKaneII 21 points22 points ago

YOU'RE adorable.

[–]ziplokk 11 points12 points ago

[–]Thumbelina730 12 points13 points ago

This entire thread is perfect. Thank you guys for making my day.

[–]MrMaxAwesome 2 points3 points ago

I never knew where that sound effect came. From.
This narrows my search.

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 1 point2 points ago

Nah, he is just trying to get her wet.

[–]zazzlez1 5 points6 points ago

i love the picture! could you give a link to the original?

[–]valeriob 7 points8 points ago

Great photo, congrats! (sorry someone added that caption to your beautiful photo)

[–]Thumbelina730 4 points5 points ago

Thank you!

[–]foolsmagools 4 points5 points ago

That's crazy awesome! Is it in central park by any chance? Down around 72nd or so?

[–]Thumbelina730 10 points11 points ago

It is haha good eye

[–]strateniga 2 points3 points ago

Any chance that booty belongs to a man named Jacob?

[–]Thumbelina730 4 points5 points ago

Jake actually very close. Do you know him?

[–]strateniga 3 points4 points ago

If we're talking about the same Jake then yea, I was roommates with him at Skidmore!

[–]foolsmagools 1 point2 points ago

I got to school near there lol

[–]lisbonant 51 points52 points ago

That guy's ass is fantastic

[–]Jonny_Watts 39 points40 points ago

I went back to check.

...

I'm a straight dude.

[–]gsn42 32 points33 points ago

Not anymore.

[–]animal422 6 points7 points ago

Oh it's okay. I went back to check AND upvoted the comment after seeing his ass.

I don't think I'm a straight dude anymore.

[–]Jonny_Watts 7 points8 points ago

IAMA former straight dude, AMA

[–]octobrety 4 points5 points ago

Isn't manbutt awesome?

[–]lisbonant 2 points3 points ago

great asses transcend sexual preference

[–]georgia_fanTW 10 points11 points ago

Ballet makes you have a nice ass. Your "turn-out", like physically holding your legs in that position of turning out, is all controlled by the muscles in your ass.

[–]gulljack 5 points6 points ago

Someone tell me how to get DAT ass. This comment could go in two ways just like me

[–]bbrianagnar 7 points8 points ago

Ballet. Pilates. Good stuff.

[–]gulljack 4 points5 points ago

And how do I put this... How do I do ballet without feeling emasculated or receiving judgment

[–]hannahstix 10 points11 points ago

You can dance if you want to.

[–]KingBearington 8 points9 points ago

You can leave your friends behind.

[–]nahtans95 6 points7 points ago

Cause your friends don't dance and if they dont dance

[–]RedditIsSahGay 4 points5 points ago

Then they can get fucked.

[–]nahtans95 0 points1 point ago

Now that's not very SAFE!!!

[–]catsandtea93 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but if you really want to try ballet, do it! If you're really concerned about people in your life judging you, just pretend you're doing something else with that time. Research local dance schools, a lot of areas have beginner's level adult classes. No one in the class is gonna judge you, cause they're all there to dance. Learning to dance is awesome, it makes you think about your body in a whole different way, and improves your posture and general carriage like nothing else. Also it's super fun.

[–]pagan_idol 1 point2 points ago

Just do it. Ballet dancing males have the best staminas. Plus they are smoking hot. Do it.

[–]bbrianagnar 0 points1 point ago

You stop worrying about what your friends and strangers on the Internet think about it and let your buns speak for themselves.

[–]Dragon239 0 points1 point ago

..Can you explain what about it is? If a girl had such an ass I would not call it "fantastic" in any way.

Probably.

[–]lisbonant 4 points5 points ago

It's curvaceous, defined, firm, large but not oversized. Pants have something to do with it, but but even the greatest jeans need the proper ass to fill them.

Men and women have different bodily aesthetics. I happen to be into both.

[–]pagan_idol 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say exactly this.

[–]mike8787 -1 points0 points ago

This.

[–]TheFarmHand -3 points-2 points ago

He must work out

[–]KingBearington 49 points50 points ago

This photo was originally taken by Emma Lauren, a very talented New York photographer. You can find her work here:

www.cargocollective.com/emmalaurenphotography/

[–]valeriob 14 points15 points ago

Thank you for the photo credit info. You are the hero /r/photography deserves.

[–]TheElderQuizzard 9 points10 points ago

Her right foot looks like a hand majestically reaching out to the word Fucking.

[–]gulpeg 15 points16 points ago

Never saw this remake of Swan Lake, but I think I'm gonna like it

[–]danrennt98 5 points6 points ago

A new remake... Natalie Portman literally stars in Swan Lake.

[–]McBurger 7 points8 points ago

literally stars... literally

But I can't expect much from an accordion.

[–]danrennt98 1 point2 points ago

Don't judge a musical instrument!

[–]Kyle_Crafty 1 point2 points ago

How does one literally star?

[–]RedditIsSahGay 1 point2 points ago

Literally refers to the state of being in the lake.

[–]Repostalarm -2 points-1 points ago

Natalie Portman in another ballet movie? Perhaps she will be sane in this one.

nahhh

[–]AlphaPigs 12 points13 points ago

Shameless plug: /r/antibaw

[–]TheBrownLion 3 points4 points ago

I'm going in. Wish me luck.

[–]WallaBeaner 5 points6 points ago

Looks like a river

[–]ChaplinStrait 4 points5 points ago

As beautiful as this one is...does anyone have the original?

[–]milosqax 3 points4 points ago

Why is her right foot a fish?

[–]Thecandymaker 1 point2 points ago

Dance Academy?

[–]Make_it_Snow 8 points9 points ago

FUCK YOUR BALLET

[–]damonkat26 6 points7 points ago

You sound like the father from Billy Elliot.

[–]Make_it_Snow 3 points4 points ago

BUT but but but ... she's in ballet shoes and he's throwing her into the lake!

http://i.imgur.com/pKnRM.gif

[–]schema-f 3 points4 points ago

Looks more like Riverdance to me.

[–]Make_it_Snow 3 points4 points ago

[–]jprexperiment 2 points3 points ago

Kind of looks like a river...

[–]badasseowyn 2 points3 points ago

little did he know she wanted to go into the water to help break in her new point shoes and too cool off after a grueling barre.

[–]opencondomstyle 2 points3 points ago

He forgot the ankle weights.

[–]deathcat 2 points3 points ago

For you wallpaper enthusiasts ...

Be motivated

[–]thebayway 3 points4 points ago

Legs like hers? I would be willing to put up with her shit a bit longer :3

[–]oridjinn 1 point2 points ago

Ah, but this might be after "a bit longer"

[–]Baned0n 1 point2 points ago

Scene available only on the Dirty Dancing Special Edition.

[–]bluehorseshoe 1 point2 points ago

Seems more like a creek than a lake, to me anyway...

[–]Metta_Soul 1 point2 points ago

Well if you wanna end it, this is a pretty interesting way to do it

[–]Dragongeek 0 points1 point ago

Why is his shirt blurred out?

[–]Tophaticus -1 points0 points ago

*I'm

[–]ABCblackfriday 1 point2 points ago

That's a pretty sweet long narrow lake with a current

[–]cictem -1 points0 points ago

I approve of this repost.

[–]KillAllLawyers 0 points1 point ago

"Dirty Dancing" outtake

[–]LilNym 0 points1 point ago

Except here they put Baby in the water.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou -1 points0 points ago

Ballet and artsy shit like this... I just don't understand it.

[–]f3tch 0 points1 point ago

[–]Nick_Burns_ThatsMe 0 points1 point ago

I'd watch that porn

[–]El_Troll 1 point2 points ago

Beautiful release, you can see how she tucked in right before hitting the rocks and then the water. RUS 9.3, USA 9.5, UK 9.2, YMCA 9.8.

[–]verbalsoze 0 points1 point ago

About to get kicked in the balls.

[–]freckdiesel 0 points1 point ago

Why is her face pixilated? Is she Asian? If so, what was happening before they took this photo?

[–]nucLeaRStarcraft -1 points0 points ago

[–]clonebot 0 points1 point ago

i'm a straight male and that guy has a really nice ass

[–]gellinmagellin 0 points1 point ago

"Not before a nutshot for you!"

[–]THE_POOPY_BANDIT 0 points1 point ago

I read "bitch" in Jesse Pinkman's voice. Bii-itch

[–]Brass_Ovaries 0 points1 point ago

Is it by chance called "River Lake"?

[–]The-Blue-Box 0 points1 point ago

Dat ass... am I right ladies?

[–]Trolls-Gone-Wild 0 points1 point ago

God that just looks like the perfect position to just haul off and launch her into orbit.

[–]deerack 0 points1 point ago

River*

[–]tidux 0 points1 point ago

Can we report posts on /r/funny for having the punchline in the title?

[–]nateharmon9 0 points1 point ago

Quick give her a sword

[–]ms211064 0 points1 point ago

"My pants are so tight.. I cannot breath.."

[–]Conej1t0 0 points1 point ago

What lies beneath 2

[–]tronn4 0 points1 point ago

It's time to purify that ass in the waters of Lake Minnetonka!!

[–]colewyattbecker 0 points1 point ago

[–]Ash29k 0 points1 point ago

That's a river...

[–]coconutwaters -1 points0 points ago

She's about to give him an epic nut shot.

[–]KYLE-BROFLOSKI -3 points-2 points ago

The original picture would be great material for /r/Offensive_Wallpapers

[–]Notafatkid -1 points0 points ago

She better know how to swim because she aint grabbing onto any wood to save her

[–]brad_the_rad -1 points0 points ago

does anyone else have a hard time telling if that's a man or a woman?

[–]queen_of_greendale 0 points1 point ago

Nope

[–]ottawavaulter -1 points0 points ago

I feel bad for the large amount of fish that are gonna get suck into her vagina vortex.

[–]Myuagi -1 points0 points ago

That's cool. The guy went to my high school, graduated last year. Either that, or it's his doppelganger.

[–]Nerobus -1 points0 points ago

That is clearly a river.

[–]giggleshihihi -2 points-1 points ago

I posted this so long long long ago and did not get any karma :( oh well i think i even deleted out of shame

[–]Doc-in-a-box -4 points-3 points ago

God said to Eve "whatever you do, don't go into the water". But of course, she did, and that's how fish got their smell