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[–]cnbutler12 44 points45 points ago

Midterm already?! We're a few weeks into the semester!

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 35 points36 points ago

in high school its midterms

[–]1N54N3M0D3 1 point2 points ago

Not in Tennessee...we took ours before winter break.

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[–]ZACHtheSEAL 17 points18 points ago

thats weird since i just took my 4th fucking midterm today.

[–]Stab_Wound_Fucking 8 points9 points ago

I didn't even know seals went to school.

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 3 points4 points ago

you'd be surprised man

[–]NotYetInsane 5 points6 points ago

Dude its finals week for me.

[–]andrewjackson5 10 points11 points ago

Shouldn't you be studying

[–]shay_the_funny_whore 3 points4 points ago

Lol this is my first week of class...

[–]GenericName5151 2 points3 points ago

Quarter system!

[–]TedtheTeddyBear 0 points1 point ago

I get out of school mid April. College is great.

[–]verbalsoze 19 points20 points ago

Intro paragraph/thesis is the hardest one..rest is bullshitting

[–]mrtoxic6003 3 points4 points ago

aye, it is known

[–]sigaven 3 points4 points ago

Title is always hardest for me...mainly because I choose to put in the title last, then forget to put it in.

[–]verbalsoze 0 points1 point ago

I usually go with "i've got 99 problems but (subject matter) isn't 1" when I try to be creative with 30 seconds or less left.

[–]Lemmiwinks0141 2 points3 points ago

It always helps to write your body, then conclusion, THEN intro paragraph. Helps to keep it short and organized.

[–]Koalapottamus 10 points11 points ago

Maybe stabbing the paper isn't the best way to write.

[–]Seanjohn40621 10 points11 points ago

He's going back to dot the I's.

[–]Koalapottamus 3 points4 points ago

better way to say that "He's adding tittles"

[–]NYKevin 1 point2 points ago

Don't know why you're getting downvoted; a tittle is a thing.

[–]penguinturtlellama 1 point2 points ago

If I taught an English as a Second Language course, the first thing I would be teaching my students is that the dots on the lowercase "j" and "i" are called tittles. I think it's that important for people to know. This isn't sarcasm. The next thing I would teach would be sarcasm.

[–]vicdamone 8 points9 points ago

I watched that episode yesterday.

[–]masonjarnapplesauce 3 points4 points ago

This is me right now trying to write an essay that is already late. God damn, it's not that I con't write at a high level, I'm just bored as fuck of doing it. Let me write about hockeeeey!

[–]FF4221 1 point2 points ago

Like wise. Its not that I con't, but when I can right about a particular interest of mine, I'll write the damn sexiest essay my teacher will ever read.

She be like, "shiiiit guurl come look at this." Absolutely enraptured by my titillating disquisition, she will be forced to give me a A+.

[–]lukeco 3 points4 points ago

That episode is god damn brilliant. Season 2 and 3 of SpongeBob will be studied and enjoyed for centuries if future generations are smart enough.

[–]Crodface 3 points4 points ago

The

[–]thecnoNSMB 1 point2 points ago

The

ftfy

[–]PopeInnocentXIV 2 points3 points ago

I used to make those elaborate drop caps on essay tests all the time when I was in high school.

[–]Horstt 0 points1 point ago

sounds like high school.

[–]theartofmelody 2 points3 points ago

And some of these....and some of these

[–]writewhereileftoff 0 points1 point ago

Thats halfway trough the 1st page. Job well done!

[–]CowFu 1 point2 points ago

What's your essay on? I can write your first sentence no problem.

[–]tri4it 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly why I turned drawing letters into my job!!

[–]KLonso 1 point2 points ago

Don't lie. Your "The" was nowhere near that eloquent

[–]Napole0n 0 points1 point ago

It's almost as if different schools in different parts of the world have different schedules!

[–]angela45541 1 point2 points ago

Then having to realize "the" isnt the word you wanted to use...

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

The start is always the hardest part of an essay.

[–]andysaurus_rex 0 points1 point ago

this pretty accurately sums up my entire high school experience

[–]SamusAranX 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the same thing, but why didn't you just link to the actual spongebob video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q8Vhk5Qjc

[–]ftppftw 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could procrastinate that nicely.

[–]KarateKyleKatarn 0 points1 point ago

Can somone tell me why we are made to write in-class essays?

I realize it's because they want to test our skills working under pressure, but come on, does it really educate me and help me learn?

If they wanted me to write a quality essay, let me write for longer than one hour, my teacher didn't even give us the definite topic we need, he wants us to prepare thoroughly for 5 different ones, and then give us a random one.

They even show us an essay as a guideline in lectures, that was written by a teacher in a regular amount of time! How can we live up to that shit if that's a 80% or more.

[–]Scisyhp 2 points3 points ago

Because it demonstrates a thorough understanding of the course material if you are able to write a good essay without free access to external material and extensive preparation explicitly for that topic.

[–]KarateKyleKatarn 0 points1 point ago

Yes but is that not the purpose of the formal essay? To analyze a topic thoroughly and formulate an opinion on it, and then communicate that opinion eloquently and convincingly? It just seems like too much. Perhaps if it were at least 2 hours, if they expect us to edit it as well.

[–]NYKevin 0 points1 point ago

Yes but is that not the purpose of the formal essay?

No. The purpose of the formal essay is

[t]o analyze a topic thoroughly and formulate an opinion on it, and then communicate that opinion eloquently and convincingly

...which is quite different from the purpose of an in-class essay, which is

demonstrat[ing] a thorough understanding of the course material... without free access to external material and extensive preparation explicitly for that topic.

[–]seridos 0 points1 point ago

Well, like you said, you were given 5 possible topics. These likely covered,together, a large amount of the course material that you need to know. With an in-class essay, you are forced to learn all of the material so that you will be able to answer on any of the topics. An in-class essay on an exam is not just equivalent to an assigned paper; they both test your ability to evaluate and analyze a situation/topic/whatever and to create cognizant arguments, but in a paper the teacher will be much more critical about the formatting and they will expect deeper, more well supported arguments, because those are also skills they are evaluating(ability to research, ability to write a properly formatted paper). In-class papers are usually very lax in those categories because it is about content knowledge, but it is in an essay format because that allows them to test higher-order thinking. http://ww2.odu.edu/educ/roverbau/Bloom/fx_Bloom_New.jpg This is bloom's taxonomy, where you can see that an in-class essay gives the learners a chance to evaluate, analyze, etc, better than say, multiple choice questions that work better for testing remembering, understanding, and other lower-order thinking

[–]Yoshiiiiiiiiiii 0 points1 point ago

As an artstudent, seems finished.

[–]Cricetus 0 points1 point ago

I posted this same thing a month or so and got around 17 upvotes... Why does Reddit hate me?

[–]jae_bird 0 points1 point ago

Don't sell yourself short! You also made this post to reddit.

[–]Marble_Owl 0 points1 point ago

Silt is.....

[–]TheReaperr 0 points1 point ago

During a lecture on dynamics I also was reminded of this episode. Result: http://i.imgur.com/G0CM3UE.jpg.

I'm not as pro as SpongeBob though :(

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

midterm already?

[–]JCOM94 1 point2 points ago

Described my APUSH midterm exactly like this haha.

[–]TheForceiswithus 0 points1 point ago

The best thing you can do in these situations, provided you have time to revise, is just start writing. It doesn't matter how crappy it is, whether you go off on tangents, just put something on paper/screen. It's most likely to be a mountain of shit at this stage; however, buried deep down within the pile somewhere will be a few tiny nuggets of beauty. These kernels of truth will prove to be so eloquent, relevant, and chalk-full of clarity that you will understand that these are the deuces upon which the house-of-cards that will become your essay must be built. Or then again, maybe I'm just full of shit.

[–]sims2linkkh 0 points1 point ago

great Gift!!

[–]azmista 1 point2 points ago

[–]petermahal 0 points1 point ago

Try writing a few key thoughts down in any form. Doesn't need to be the key point of the paper, but try to boil down the overall message you are trying to make into 3-4 sentences.

Once you've done that, you generally have a decent framework to use as a "body" for the paper and can start to work on finding evidence for these points or a start to push you towards crafting an intro that fits your general theme for the paper

[–]Tjn980 0 points1 point ago

Bitch please. That's my progress after a whole day

[–]TeemoRage 0 points1 point ago

AND A COUPLE OF THESE

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

It's weird but I am terrible when I have to write an essay for assignments but when it's the midterm/finals I am a literary genius

[–]goingindry69 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHA I'M SO GLAD THIS IS POSTED ON FUNNY ITS HILARIOUS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG!!!!11

I hope you die of aids you fucking faggot.

[–]ParkerEH[!] 0 points1 point ago

For mine, I wrote my name. That's it.

I wish I was joking.

[–]BrawHaHaw 0 points1 point ago

I'd give you two up votes if I could. Relatable.

[–]durkadu 0 points1 point ago

I always just got drunk and/or high and segued into a rant about some random bullshit like a paragraph in, maybe making a short list of topics that I want to cover beforehand to go off of. I was consistently the best in the class and was told I should consider switching to journalism as a major one time. The average student is apparently fucking godawful at writing, all you need to get a good grade is a good grasp of spelling and grammar and a decent vocabulary (but don't overdo the big words, you'll just look like you're overcompensating). Try not to use the same adjective or verb more than once per paragraph, but try to keep within the range of words a normal person would use in conversation or at least be familiar with. And you can get away with run-on sentences if you parse it correctly so it actually makes sense; very handy when there's a length requirement.

[–]starbeatskid -4 points-3 points ago

To be fair, it's fucking beautiful. I cried. And then masturbated.

[–]Billz2me 0 points1 point ago

you should learn to multitask

[–]detrahsI 0 points1 point ago

Indeed, don't let the tears go to waste!

[–]starbeatskid 0 points1 point ago

I really like to give my full attention to my activities. Zen and shit.

[–]Mawwie 0 points1 point ago

Then redoing that because it's not in pen.

Had to redo my essay and 10 short-answer questions because i didn't do it in pen...

[–]MrGoodbytes 0 points1 point ago

You n' everyone else.

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