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How my girlfriend said she felt trying 'cowgirl' for the first time (i.imgur.com)

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[–]nickfehlinger 90 points91 points ago

Cowgirl, eh? Don't go too crazy now.

[–]pooptopoop 18 points19 points ago

Maybe he meant reverse cowgirl?

[–]andy83991 14 points15 points ago

he must, because regular is the first if not second thing you try when you have sex for the first time.

[–]i_go_to_uri 2 points3 points ago

Seriously

[–]sionnach 18 points19 points ago

Everyone who has done it (so pretty much anyone who has had sex more than a handful of times!), tried it for the first time once.

[–]darkpaladin 7 points8 points ago

One of the 10,000

[–]DudesMcCool 2 points3 points ago

XKCD Reference!

http://xkcd.com/1053/

There's always a relevant XKCD

[–]YetiTerrorist 9 points10 points ago

Well, I hope you're under the age of 18 because she definitely is.

[–]LuckoftheFryish 60 points61 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/zbkov/how_a_girl_must_feel_trying_cowgirl_for_the_first/

At least the title is slightly different.

[–]mauryveteran 2 points3 points ago

truth

[–]pistol_pedro 0 points1 point ago

You get upvote. He gets downvote.

[–]maaaatttt_Damon 2 points3 points ago

If you say so, I will give OP this

[–]pistol_pedro 0 points1 point ago

It shall be done.

[–]kernco 0 points1 point ago

The original was speculation. This is confirmation.

[–]pretends_tobeyour_gf 51 points52 points ago

Damn did it feel good babe! Round 2 tonight?

[–]kalleerikvahakyla 1 point2 points ago

Usually novelty accounts do not amuse me, however you have struck a soft spot.

[–]Unsure_Of_Opinion 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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[–]Toxic670 2 points3 points ago

the whole girl moaning thing during class is so not what i expected... a warning next time would be nice mr. notverycleverbot

[–]pretends_tobeyour_gf 0 points1 point ago

It'd be nice if you struck my soft spot every once in a while..

[–]MandrewF 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean struck a hard spot.

http://i.imgur.com/bMk82iX.jpg

[–]DevilsLittleChicken 7 points8 points ago

... with someone else...

[–]DTMaclaren 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/av5tN.jpg

[–]rhoadesofwisdom 4 points5 points ago

so your girl friend is harry potter?

[–]papakdesign 3 points4 points ago

No, His girlfriend is 12...

[–]Digipy 2 points3 points ago

I thought I was the only one with feather cock

[–]superior_taste 5 points6 points ago

NEW! How I Feel When posts belong in /r/HIFW. Reaction gifs belong in /r/reactiongifs. Details.

[–]Contero -2 points-1 points ago

HIFW people get too anal about putting content in the right subreddit

[–]DeathToAllFish 3 points4 points ago

Okay Bob, I'll take things that never happened for £500!

Edit: I accidentally a word.

[–]Ash29k 2 points3 points ago

You have no girlfriend.

[–]Wrennyy 0 points1 point ago

I see potential in this GIF

[–]veni_vidi_defui -1 points0 points ago

Like an underage boy? That's real nice for the both of you.

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[–]MulberrysDream24 1 point2 points ago

Hippogriff*

[–]puterTDI 1 point2 points ago

like a pre-18 boy?

[–]tomango 0 points1 point ago

don't let her get too crazy, you don't want her to money shift your tool.

[–]Mr_Cutestory 0 points1 point ago

Her father is a lucky man.

[–]phiz36 0 points1 point ago

Turn her around next time. "Reverse Cowgirl." She won't like it as much as you will but trust it is good!

[–]smalltown88 0 points1 point ago

How can OP have a gf when OP is a faggot?

[–]andy83991 -1 points0 points ago

wait isn't cowgirl basically a girl straddling you facing you? There is no way if you have had sex more than twice that you haven't had this done. Other than missionary, it's the most used position, followed by doggy.

[–]skeletalbones 7 points8 points ago

Some girls are really shy/nervous about being on top, so it takes a long time. It took me four months of having sex before I got enough courage to go on top. Granted, it's now one of my favorites, but it took a bit.

[–]andy83991 0 points1 point ago

Really? I wasn't aware of this. What were you worried about?

[–]skeletalbones 2 points3 points ago

Being dominant and in control. I'm a very shy person with very little confidence and having to be in control was scary, to be honest. I didn't have any clue what I was doing and then one day while we were texting, he told me how hot it'd be if I were on top and I started internally freaking out. We were apart for summer break, so during the few weeks I had before I got to see him, I watched so much girl on top porn and looked at so many images just to make sure I knew what I was doing. I didn't want to embarrass myself in front of him and be so terrible at something that he wanted so badly.

[–]andy83991 0 points1 point ago

Well you are a great gf! It's tougher for the guy because he doesn't have as much control, therefore it's harder to prevent cumming, On the other hand it feels amazing!

[–]upboats_4_everyone -1 points0 points ago

Wow, this is soooo funny.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

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[–]root88 0 points1 point ago

Proves that if you just put "my girlfriend" in the headline, it's guaranteed karma.

[–]webbles -4 points-3 points ago

Is it her second time having sex? What the fuck is this virgin shit.

[–]lm_God -2 points-1 points ago

Never laughed so hard from a post from reddit yet lol. Thanks, lol it is indeed a moment to remember.

[–]metalhead4 -3 points-2 points ago

Right there with you, I fuckin' died.

[–]Mr_Debaser 0 points1 point ago

Now reverse it!

[–]marino1310 0 points1 point ago

Pamela Handerson got to be on top for once?

[–]VorDresden -2 points-1 points ago

It made you feel like a giant eagle? Awesome!

[–]fied1k -2 points-1 points ago

Photos for proof or it didn't happen. Video would also suffice.

[–]Mattyryan -2 points-1 points ago

You're a Redditor, you clearly don't have a girlfriend

[–]wisherg40 0 points1 point ago

I LOVE cowgirl. My personal favorite, especially with more of a grinding motion. The orgasms!

[–]Bertler -4 points-3 points ago

this is awesome...

[–]therealpmom -5 points-4 points ago

She felt magical

[–]evilzergling -5 points-4 points ago

Cowgirl... really?

That's not even special lol. Your gf sounds like a prude.

Tell her to reverse Cowgirl that shit mang.

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[–]Cozmo23 11 points12 points ago

2 predictions.

  1. This post will be on the front page.

  2. This will not be the top comment.

[–]kalleerikvahakyla -3 points-2 points ago

Depends how you sort them.

[–]Ramazzo -1 points0 points ago

I'm just gonna sort by "top" then.

[–]MadHatter69 0 points1 point ago

Those two comments rhyme and that amuses me.