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[–]TheActualAWdeV 490 points491 points ago

Words cannot express how fucking nasty that is. I mean, lettuce? What do I look like, a rabbit?

[–]Shat_on_a_turtle 149 points150 points ago

[–]mrsplackpack 105 points106 points ago

You know who invented salads? Poor people

[–]intarwebzWINNAR 57 points58 points ago

Salad is what food eats.

[–]PuntzJones 50 points51 points ago

You don't make friends with salad.

[–]KillAllLawyers 34 points35 points ago

You don't WIN friends with salad.

[–]pestilent_bronco 8 points9 points ago

"I don't like green food" - Ori

[–]HeyFunkyPianist 8 points9 points ago

I don't like green eggs, SamIam

[–]Hidden_Obviousness 15 points16 points ago

fast food burger $2.00 fast food salad $6.00

[–]GIMME_BANANA 5 points6 points ago

[–]verbalsoze 29 points30 points ago

This is the kayden kross of food porn and the lettuce is her annoying screaming

[–]TheActualAWdeV 9 points10 points ago

I have no idea what a kayden kross is. Is it an incredibly bad idea?

[–]verbalsoze 27 points28 points ago

Only if you're at work

[–]JSchook92 18 points19 points ago

They actually are disgusting I tried one at my state fair.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 12 points13 points ago

They look disgusting too. And the list of ingredients sounds disgusting so I'm not at all surprised that they tasted disgusting too.

[–]scorpio242 20 points21 points ago

I will eat it layer by layer and it will be just fine

[–]dweebcentric 6 points7 points ago

I'm surprised they don't slap some mayonnaise on those layers.

[–]NoNeedForAName 19 points20 points ago

Bacon is good with some sweets. Bacon and beef can in no way be good with donuts and Nutella. Also, donuts and Nutella do not go well with cheddar cheese.

This is unhealthy food for the sake of unhealthy food. It's a fucking abomination. Just eat a fucking bucket of lard and sugar if that's what you need to do to call yourself a man.

[–]BeezowPooPoo_ZGopGop 14 points15 points ago

It's just for fun and novelty's sake. I don't think anyone needs it to feel like a man.

[–]DrDebG 3 points4 points ago

You had to try one to know it was disgusting? Personally, I think the ingredients list is a pretty good tip-off.

[–]JSchook92 0 points1 point ago

Yeah it was a complete waste of money in hindsight.

[–]TheActualAWdeV 2 points3 points ago

It's not often that family guy is relevant but it is now. Impressive.

[–]Donkeyhips 106 points107 points ago

It's the Luther

[–]tinkatiza 54 points55 points ago

Gimme some of that itus.

[–]CoolguyThePirate 11 points12 points ago

Grandad, you can't serve this kind of food to people, it'll cause... death.

[–]Donkeyhips 6 points7 points ago

It actually looks more unhealthy in person than it did in the boondocks

[–]PhylisInTheHood 6 points7 points ago

this must be what crack feels like

[–]mvinsc 3 points4 points ago

Santa Cruz Luther or do they call it that elsewhere too?

[–]jscoppe 16 points17 points ago

That burger is likely raw in the middle (or dry as fuck near the outside).

[–]lemonpartyorganizer 17 points18 points ago

There's several reasons as to why I wouldn't eat this, and the meat being improperly cooked isn't even at the top of the list

[–]Picknacker 3 points4 points ago

It's hard to make such a big burger in a pan or on a griddle. Especially with the cheese in the middle (this is at least twice as big as a typical Jucy Lucy). There are two options. One is lightly cooking the outside in an iron skillet then putting it in the oven. The other is to heat up a metal pan on your griddle just slightly bigger than the burger, then covering the burger while cooking it. If you build up a good amount of steam before cooking it then you will steam it through while it sits on the griddle.

EDIT: MvF did a thing about a place that makes them the second way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxkpTE7xfz4

[–]DaHolk 17 points18 points ago

I sometimes wonder who eats these things.

Not because of the ingredients, mind you. But most of the time they are just unwieldy and badly proportioned. I mean most of us "get" the combination of sweet and savory, but shouldn't a burger fit both in your hands AND in your mouth?

Set aside the notion of one direction overwhelming the other if the ingredients aren't proportional in your mouth.

The moment i realized I mostly laugh about my self

[–]mhndrx 10 points11 points ago

Here you go.

[–]Sarlan1023 35 points36 points ago

It tastes amazing but is not worth twelve bucks. Mine was three dollars at a fair.

[–]techmaster242 4 points5 points ago

Yeah twelve bucks for that is insane.

[–]mkrwv 30 points31 points ago

They are using that Homer Simpson quotation WAY out of context.

[–]defragmeout 14 points15 points ago

Maybe the cost is really your soul and $11.99 is a typo.

[–]rhymeswithsymmetry 49 points50 points ago

Unless the burger is made of ground up baby fetuses, I'm missing the WTF part.

[–]Spazzin 3 points4 points ago

It comes with lettuce, that's WTF.

[–]bacitracin 13 points14 points ago

Wow That's Funny!

[–]i_toss_salad 3 points4 points ago

The Nutella, I think.

[–]DublinItUp 143 points144 points ago

[–]amillionthmonkey 36 points37 points ago

Hmmm. Scale I'm thinking of;

Dafuq?

The fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

...

WHAT THE FUCK??

OP measures ~"the fuck?"

[–]Beck2012 20 points21 points ago

[–]ThingsAlwaysGetWorse 2 points3 points ago

/r/ImJohnnyKnoxvilleAndThisIsJackass

[–]Dialupbrain 49 points50 points ago

SUCK IT HEART! FUCK OFF PANCREAS! TAKE THAT KIDNEYS!

[–]justherejustnow 31 points32 points ago

Could be worth trying. The combination is promising.

[–]Pakfan54 14 points15 points ago

Donut burgers are actually really delicious. My roommates and I have a tradition of making Krispy Kreme burgers on the night of the first game of the NBA Finals every year. Probably my favorite tradition.

[–]Cockdieselallthetime 15 points16 points ago

...this is /r/wtf?

[–]Lukeo47 18 points19 points ago

That's Paula Deen's recipe!

[–]robothearts 12 points13 points ago

She was once quoted that you may have one serving per lifetime.

[–]hollyhock87 4 points5 points ago

Before or after she found out she was diabetic?

[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 8 points9 points ago

yes

[–]RuPaulRudd 2 points3 points ago

It bothers me to no end that Paula Deen is trying to say that she created the Luther. Patently false.

[–]LWalsh 4 points5 points ago

1: remove rabbit food 2: add fried egg 3: ???? 4: delicious

[–]AfternoonDelight69 12 points13 points ago

10/10. would eat

[–]TheNuttyIrishman 10 points11 points ago

Here in Wisconsin they sell something quite similar to this at the State Fair and call it a Krispy Kreme burger. They are actually a pretty big hit around here, and for a good reason. I tried one this past State fair and it was actually really good. Weighing in at 1000 calories, I wouldn't recommend more than one a year though.

Source: I am a resident of Milwaukee

Real source: http://www.jsonline.com/entertainment/100091819.html

[–]Incoherentrant 7 points8 points ago

Are you implying that 1000 calories is so much something bad will happen if you eat this twice in an entire year? I'm pretty sure a super model could eat this once a month and keep her shape. Our eating habits should be viewed in long terms, not "I ate one burger that is 1000 calories, gonna die now"

[–]SaboIsEustassKidd 3 points4 points ago

I have had it once.
Once is enough.
It's really just fantastic, one of the best things I've ever had, but...
Once is enough.

[–]kreimerd 6 points7 points ago

See the picture in the top left of this page, if you're not making that face then its not /r/WTF

[–]Faps_McTickle 3 points4 points ago

So it's the Luther from Boondocks, and they got a quote from The Simpsons?

[–]AddictedToMe 1 point2 points ago

I don't see anything WTF with this

[–]Hellakittehs 1 point2 points ago

How is this WTF material? I see this type of shit downtown. A lot of donut places do it.

[–]anamea 7 points8 points ago

$11.99 fuck that.

[–]pryingopenmy3rdI 6 points7 points ago

Why in the shit is there lettuce in that picture?

[–]damnBcanilive 10 points11 points ago

This looks delish.

[–]fireline12 0 points1 point ago

I would eat this. Once.

[–]TheLawIsi 2 points3 points ago

WHERE CAN I GET THIS?

[–]robbiethegiant 2 points3 points ago

Cannot express what? I swear people are getting so lazy at wri...

[–]SaboIsEustassKidd 7 points8 points ago

Okay seriously fuck you faggot that looks delicious.

[–]lemonpartyorganizer 2 points3 points ago

It's not even deep fried. No thanks

[–]dml5055work 3 points4 points ago

The Vortex in Atlanta has the Triple Coronary Bypass Burger

http://www.thevortexbarandgrill.com/

THE TRIPLE CORONARY BYPASS tm (aka THE SUPER STACK) Made with two half-pound Vortex sirloin patties stacked inside three grilled cheese sandwiches, topped with two fried eggs, eight slices of American cheese, ten slices of bacon and plenty of mayo on the side. With this burger we choose your side for you, and it’s a big bowl of fries and tots covered in our cheesy-cheese goo. This super-stack is a heart attack waiting to happen. Enjoy! (No lettuce, tomato or onion) 28.95

[–]xenoangel89 4 points5 points ago

they forgot to deep fry it

[–]AllGoodNamesWerTaken 0 points1 point ago

I watched my brother in law eat something similar. had made his burger, and didn't like the buns for whatever reason, traded the buns for donuts. he ate it. all of it.

[–]TheAmorphous 1 point2 points ago

There's a place here in Houston that does these. My coworkers all say it sounds disgusting, but I took the dive and tried one. Phenomenal. The sweetness mixes really well the beef.

[–]Donkeyshlopter 0 points1 point ago

Sacrilicious...

[–]Ice_tail 2 points3 points ago

I...I want it.

[–]carzaki27 0 points1 point ago

'Murica.

[–]LazyNarwhal 2 points3 points ago

That sounds fucking nasty and fucking delicious at the same time.

[–]psyoperator 3 points4 points ago

Comedian Jim Gaffigan did a joke about this years ago. Life does imitate art. Crazy.

[–]banana_harpoon 8 points9 points ago

Lookout McGriddles here comes the donut ham hamburger!

[–]dangerous_soup 2 points3 points ago

i would eat it

[–]aumkarpraja -1 points0 points ago

I had a doughnut burger back in 2010 or 2011 at the CNE in Toronto. Tasted AMAZING, albeit had a bit of a digestion problem for a couple days after.

[–]Nakedseamus 0 points1 point ago

would eat

[–]ZuberMario 0 points1 point ago

ITT: 'Murrica!

[–]DeadCello 0 points1 point ago

Words cannot express how expensive that is. 11 dollars? Why don't you just take my wallet as well?

[–]dMarrs 0 points1 point ago

i have had one that a chef friend made. not good. its a silly novelty

[–]EricRic562 0 points1 point ago

my lip twitched as i read the ingredients

[–]dr_phunkenstein 1 point2 points ago

This is a totally typical thing in the South, and it uses Krispy Kreme donuts. Definitely good just once a year when the State Fair rolls around. edit: once a year as in more than that and you die of many heart attacks.

[–]RUEZ69 0 points1 point ago

Why even put lettuce on it? Why not throw a couple packets of sugar in there for a garnish?

[–]Bacon_salad 1 point2 points ago

"I'm sorry, you mislabeled heart attack." - my roommate

[–]Nayru_ 0 points1 point ago

Only in America.

[–]beeched 0 points1 point ago

It actually sounds good! Apart from the nutella mind you.

[–]silverhawk79 0 points1 point ago

The only reason this is in /r/WTF is to ask Why The Fuck...are you not eating it yet?

[–]SuperHorribleGaming 1 point2 points ago

You didn't name the title 'merica....thank you, thank you so much. you're a hero to this subreddit

[–]Spider-Ion410 0 points1 point ago

I made this a few times when I worked the grill at BWW

[–]AMagicNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

I can use words to describe: diabeetus.

[–]Danevati 0 points1 point ago

diaaabeeetuuuuussss

[–]JustMakesItAllUp 0 points1 point ago

I misread that as the "don't burger" - which I think is more appropriate

[–]The_Catalyst_89 0 points1 point ago

Where can I get this?

[–]SovietPutnam -1 points0 points ago

Merica

[–]snowtires 0 points1 point ago

I'd eat it if they skipped from glazed donut to Nutella. Keep your nasty as shit glazed onions.

[–]allisonc713 1 point2 points ago

I had a bacon cheeseburger with donuts from Crave and it was actually fucking amazing

[–]OneKnight2Live 0 points1 point ago

I'm getting chest pains just imagining the consumption of such a murderous sandwich. Now where can I get one?

[–]Benderillo 0 points1 point ago

eeeexcellent...eat up my fatties, eat up...MWAHAHAHAHAAHa...

[–]Fatumsch 1 point2 points ago

This post gave me diabeetus.

[–]coderuckus 0 points1 point ago

It's actually pretty good. It's from Burger Jones. The other good one is the white trash burger. Cheese curds and chicken fried bacon. Delicious! WTF this is not.

[–]doctorstrange06 0 points1 point ago

I'll take one pls... mm this is so yu,--HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[–]nacaal 0 points1 point ago

'MURRICA, FUCK YEAH!

[–]IdahoTrees77 0 points1 point ago

Did the Boondocks invent this or take it from this?

[–]BadLifeBrendan 0 points1 point ago

'murica

[–]Loki364 -1 points0 points ago

'murica.

[–]GrandLordFarday 0 points1 point ago

Kiss your aorta goodbye.

[–]N1ght_Huntr -1 points0 points ago

I'm assuming that in this instance "WTF" means Want That Food.

[–]lifeatwar 0 points1 point ago

Where might I buy one of these? You know... for science.

[–]Ophiotaurus -1 points0 points ago

WTF?? Food? This subreddit is gross!

[–]acoustic_wave -1 points0 points ago

...checkmate atheists!

[–]another-redditor3 0 points1 point ago

im thinking the 12 dollar price tag is the wtf part of all this.

i mean, i would totally try one of these, except for the part where its 12 dollars for a burger.

[–]crosby510 0 points1 point ago

Chocholate chip waffles would make much better buns

[–]SuedoNymph 0 points1 point ago

Sacralicious

[–]Shogun82 0 points1 point ago

Id have to be really high for this one

[–]PandalfTheGrey 0 points1 point ago

For people from the UK, this is probably one of those ridiculous recipe's that you see on Man vs. Food. Oh yeah, Food won.

[–]jaronfeld123 0 points1 point ago

r/trees might appreciate this as well :)

[–]Most_of_the_fandoms 0 points1 point ago

How about these words: Death on a bun x1000.

[–]Qevehn 0 points1 point ago

Why is the "i" lowercase while the "S" and "N" are capitol?

[–]StillWeCarryOn 0 points1 point ago

Yeah they sell those every year at the Big E (Basically one huge state fair for New england). Huge hit, never saw the appeal. Never saw the appeal in deep fried butter or chocolate covered bacon either though...

[–]Durg65 0 points1 point ago

Im going to need to know where you found this... For science, of course.

[–]google_as_needed 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this planet

[–]rcking1110 0 points1 point ago

Where can i find this, and what is the fastest way to get it into my mouth

[–]stagnant94 0 points1 point ago

What is this, the cyanide of America?

[–]Jrrtubbs 0 points1 point ago

Eaten it (but without Nutella).

It's delicious.

[–]heymustache 0 points1 point ago

I got diabetes from looking at that.

[–]stagnant94 0 points1 point ago

All across the world children are dying of starvation while some guy decides that mixing chocolate, burger, bacon and donuts is a good idea.

[–]Batman010 1 point2 points ago

I'd eat that...I'd eat the hell out of that.

[–]ohsnapthatguy 0 points1 point ago

Good god $11.99? There's nutella on that thing, its worth at least $15, I mean that shits imported!

[–]ballsballserson 0 points1 point ago

I blame that corporate whore Paula Dean (y'all!).

[–]CurteousBear 0 points1 point ago

Fake. Homer doesn't eat lettuce.

[–]fattymcpoopants 0 points1 point ago

Its the Bacon Ham Hamburger - Jim Gaffigan

[–]Jackass719 0 points1 point ago

Snoop even drizzles the Nutella on? wow

[–]twentygreen 0 points1 point ago

That actually does not look appetizing at all.

[–]Lobreeze 0 points1 point ago

I think words expressed how delicious that is quite adequately.

[–]GreatWhiteYark -1 points0 points ago

How is this WTF? It's a fucking high calorie sandwich, get over it.

Yes, I am fat.

[–]jdmnash 1 point2 points ago

I've had one. It was little bit different.

http://i.imgur.com/es8uyPB.jpg

It was one doughnut sliced like a bagel and flipped so the sweet, sweet icingey icing was on the inside. It was fantastic and I ate the whole thing.

Here is a typical menu for the Evansville Fall Festival in Indiana.

http://www.nutclub.org/images/stories/pdfs/2012_munchie_map.pdf

I go about every other year because I'm fat.

[–]tiyx 0 points1 point ago

$11.99 that price is the WTF in this post.

[–]giverofnofucks 0 points1 point ago

If I wanted to eat a cheeseburger and a doughnut, I'd eat a fucking cheeseburger and then I'd eat a fucking doughnut.

[–]Illah 0 points1 point ago

I'm in the minority that doesn't think putting together 30 fattening things is delicious and/or cool. Can someone explain it to me? Is it just a sort of contrarian thing against the constant social pressure to "eat healthy, get fit" or what?

[–]slag614 0 points1 point ago

But, what about the Illegal Danish?

[–]ParkerPWNT -1 points0 points ago

Why is this in WTF?

[–]Dreamin- 0 points1 point ago

I want this inside of me

[–]mojorisin2592 0 points1 point ago

Try it you fucking moron. You'd probably love it.

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

Looks utterly disgusting. I'd rather inject bacon grease directly into my artery instead of eating that vomit inducing pile of random food stuffs.

[–]GunstarGreen 0 points1 point ago

As a man currently dieting I would eat the hell out of that right now.

[–]stellardreamscape 0 points1 point ago

I've had that minus the Nutella. Amazing!

[–]MT_Flesch 0 points1 point ago

"pricey" seems like a fitting word

[–]Onceuponatim3 -1 points0 points ago

'MURRICAAA!!!!!!

[–]BigJerd886 0 points1 point ago

Words cannot express how much I want to eat this burger

[–]NoveltySam 0 points1 point ago

They make donut burgers at my county fair every year and they are actually very tasty. They even make a hot dog variant which is also worth trying. Gotta love fair food!

[–]Ender94 -1 points0 points ago

A burger should not fucking be sweet. You know where they get sugar? Sugar cane. Sugar cane is nothing but big tough grass.

Damn the glazed donuts and damn the (dare i say it) Nutella.

That thing needs at least 3 more kinds of cheese, a second hamburger, Some mayo with black pepper on it, and some sour dough bread that is toasted with butter.

The bread is optional as it also comes from a plant. Which explains my respect for the KFC double down.

Damn. I'm really hungry now.

[–]Klj491 0 points1 point ago

Just reading that made me queasy.

[–]ContentEnt 1 point2 points ago

[–]flodnag 1 point2 points ago

The luther!

[–]LA2NY 1 point2 points ago

WHERE DO THEY SELL THIS?!? I MUST GO TO THERE!!!!

[–]Roguenails 0 points1 point ago

I've made a different version before. Krispy Kreme glazed donuts as the bun with cheddar cheese, tomato, onion, a fried egg, and two beef patties. It wasn't bad but it wasn't all that great either... more of just something to try once in a lifetime. Here in Vegas we have The Heart Attack Grill, that place is insane! Pretty much everything is cooked slathered in gobs of lard and they serve butterfat milkshakes.

[–]TheSpermite 0 points1 point ago

One word; diabeetus

[–]Xandria88 0 points1 point ago

Fatasstastic!

[–]veggieme 0 points1 point ago

Words can express... Diabetes!

[–]graphictruth 0 points1 point ago

eeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Ghost128 0 points1 point ago

Burger fucking Jones!!

[–]The_Doctor_Is_Cool 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever been to the Wisconsin State Fair? http://eater.com/uploads/krispy-kreme-cheeseburger.jpg

[–]abyssinianlongear 0 points1 point ago

As a New Englander... old news.

[–]ibalousmiles 0 points1 point ago

Doughnut ham hamburger! Gaffigan warned us!

[–]esrith 0 points1 point ago

'Murica!

[–]NFresh6 0 points1 point ago

I would love to know the "Nutritional" Facts of this burger.

[–]Monkespank 0 points1 point ago

This picture just gave me diabetes.

[–]anthrocide 0 points1 point ago

Gross, I hope people who eat that die a painful death

[–]Furthea 0 points1 point ago

A glazed donut...and nutella. Er...It's not much different than a normal hamburger if you use unglazed yeast-raised donuts and skip the nutella.

Nutella on a hamburger...yuch.

[–]Butttrumpetofdoom -1 points0 points ago

This is so murika I might start crying in the shape of a bald eagle

[–]DR1V3R177 -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to 'MERICA. You want fries with that?

[–]tinyspoonnn 0 points1 point ago

You had me at nutella

[–]AntAPD 0 points1 point ago

They've had these for years at the state fair in Delaware. Supposedly their not as great as they sound.

[–]Ubercritic 0 points1 point ago

'Murica

[–]tordenguden 0 points1 point ago

What does OP stand for? Off topic, I know

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

"I didn't say they couldn't, I said YOU SHOULDN'T!"

[–]kritical_w1n 0 points1 point ago

although I'm American, that shit looks nasty as fuck.

[–]Taquitooos 0 points1 point ago

One word can...Diabetes.