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[–]Paintballer6960 195 points196 points ago

I would always make mine say "TITS OF ERICA".

[–]leujin 81 points82 points ago

I knew a girl in high school named Erica. This was her favorite joke.

[–]cameronm 51 points52 points ago

My girlfriend's name is Erica. I'd totally use this this weekend when we go down to the states, if she didn't use reddit more than I do and is probably reading this comment like right now.

[–]TuPacMan 42 points43 points ago

My brother's wife name is Erica. I would definitely do this if I had any money.

[–]JeffBuildsPC 12 points13 points ago

Lol story of my life, sees something cool and think aw man I wana do that......then I realize I'm broke :(

[–]Neebat 7 points8 points ago

My ex wife's name is Erica. Nice tits.

Fuckin psycho though.

[–]amcrastinator 12 points13 points ago

You would do Erica if you had the money?

[–]TuPacMan 5 points6 points ago

Would you refer to your brother's wife as 'this'?

[–]amcrastinator 6 points7 points ago

Yes, but that's why I wouldn't do her. You can understand my confusion.

[–]Killerweedtime 1 point2 points ago

Clever

[–]Gillo_ 4 points5 points ago

My dad's name is Eric. Man, I wish I had some dollars instead of all these euros :( handing him over a 'Tits of eric' would be incredibely funny.

[–]namrepus2013 3 points4 points ago

Pm me I'll send you a bill

[–]fjellse 0 points1 point ago

There are 20 new bills sitting on the counter at the moment. Too crisp to resist.

[–]kayesdubya 9 points10 points ago

I knew a girl in high school named Erica also...she became a stripper.

[–]Kevinsense 4 points5 points ago

I had a crush on a girl named Erica in high school, she was really hot. Years later I ran into while at a concert in center city Philly, she invited me, two friends and my then girlfriend to see her at her new job. We went, and long story short I was able to confirm that the account a mutual friend gave in high school of her nipples being really large was completely false. She had great nipples. For those who haven't figured it out yet: Her new job was a stripper.

[–]goletaal 0 points1 point ago

This is my wife's name.

Yusssssss.

[–]blagoonga123 7 points8 points ago

I did TITS OF ERIC

yours is way better

[–]whosinthetrunk 14 points15 points ago

T'its Erika

[–]1406dude 10 points11 points ago

20 years later, I still haven't met anyone named Erica

[–]OmegaTres 42 points43 points ago

Twist: its because he's never met any girl.

[–]chromopila 42 points43 points ago

This isn't much of a twist on reddit.

[–]Neph55[!] 3 points4 points ago

Twits!!

[–]EricaS0426 8 points9 points ago

Well hello there!

[–]1406dude 4 points5 points ago

I'd ask how are the twins, but a quick review of your posts indicates the question may cause confusion.

[–]Carlo_The_Magno 2 points3 points ago

Well that's not creepy at all.

[–]omgwutd00d 2 points3 points ago

I know an Erica. She looks like a dog.

[–]whosinthetrunk 0 points1 point ago

If my wife were to see this thread she would flip the fuck out. Apparently her name is the correct way to spell Erika.

[–]digitalscale 41 points42 points ago

Ah nothing better than a good ol' game of happy queen, sad queen

[–]JonTheBold 5 points6 points ago

I do this all the time in Canada, although the new plastic bills are a little harder to fold.

[–]glasgow_girl 3 points4 points ago

This was my childhood.

[–]digitalscale 2 points3 points ago

Haha hours of fun man.

[–]ancillarynipple 6 points7 points ago

I can totally see the wallaby. that's awesome.

[–]Lorahalo 35 points36 points ago

...Wallaby? It's supposed to be a whale sucking a dick.

[–]ancillarynipple 8 points9 points ago

.... It took me a minute. Thank you. I can see why the Japanese hunt them.

[–]MrPeppa 1 point2 points ago

[–]zhiggins72 0 points1 point ago

... all I see is a partial bow-tie.

edit: There it is!

[–]WendelHammersmith 0 points1 point ago

Ok, now I'm relieved that that's the first thing I saw

[–]Thick-McRunFast 14 points15 points ago

[–]Medza 3 points4 points ago

Pro tip : make vertical creases/folds all along the note the middle of where the Queens eyes are (this will work for any banknote with a face on it). Rotate the note backwards and forwards , observe the Queen - happy and then sad.

[–]clarencewhirly 35 points36 points ago

We used it to buy hookers

[–]jerrymatthewmorris 46 points47 points ago

So, you also converted a $20 bill into tits of America.

[–]boohoopooryou 47 points48 points ago

few things I've seen done WITH-----THE -----20 DOLLAR BILL

[–]jumpingbananarama 20 points21 points ago

I still make the second one all the time.

[–]TheStreisandEffect 33 points34 points ago

Even thought it's purely by chance, the fact that such a simple fold could create such a recognizable image is pretty crazy.

Edit: It's understandable that if you were a few notches lower on the totem pole you might believe it to be part of a government conspiracy.

[–]NotSafeForWumbo 45 points46 points ago

THATS WAT THE ILLUMINATI WANTS YOU TO THINK

[–]abagofdicks 3 points4 points ago

Terrorist

[–]Glad_to_make_you_mad 8 points9 points ago

It was the Jews!!!! Leave it to them to leave hidden messages on money!

[–]DownvoteALot 2 points3 points ago

Funny Maddox piece on that: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

It's been a while I hadn't been to his site. Used to be awesome. Now he's marketing it to hell.

[–]wicket146 17 points18 points ago

Is that a tooter?

[–]Sean_NH 31 points32 points ago

Cocaine straw?

[–]ChrisBuch 17 points18 points ago

Yessir

[–]chubbs8697 9 points10 points ago

Neffew

[–]ChrisBuch 3 points4 points ago

81 x 7 365 Neff

[–]jbg89 1 point2 points ago

81 grams that is.

[–]Slnt666 2 points3 points ago

So, If I'm understanding this correctly... Its for drugs? Cocaine specifically?

[–]wicket146 2 points3 points ago

I mean, you could use it to snort any drug that comes in powder form really.

[–]pussy_ass_nigga_69 1 point2 points ago

Could be MDMA too. Or meth. Anything you can snort.

[–]Slnt666 5 points6 points ago

Again, sorry for being dense. Let me get this straight. The drugs go from Point A: to Point B: by usage of the vacuum effect generated by the inhalation THROUGH the rolled up bill? And this can be done with ANY finely crushed substance. Truly fascinating. Thank you

[–]pussy_ass_nigga_69 3 points4 points ago

Yep, you've got it right. But it's usually drugs, I've never really seen somebody snort any other crushed substance. The potency is much higher with intravenous methods (pumping it directly into your veins after dissolving it in a saline solution), so in hospitals, you'll never see anybody snort a simple painkiller. It's faster and easier with illegal drugs because people don't possess the equipment to be that careful, and a dollar bill is always in their pockets!

[–]Carlo_The_Magno 2 points3 points ago

Always is a little strong when referring to a junkie and their money availability.

[–]ChrisBuch 0 points1 point ago

I've seen plenty of people snort painkillers it makes the process that much faster

[–]Yourcatdead 1 point2 points ago

Ground up coffee beans?

[–]urbandiction 10 points11 points ago

Coffee Beans

A slang term used to describe a saggy and/or lumpy scrotum, as if the ballsack were filled with coffee beans. Usually used in accordance to males of African-American or Hispanic decent, but can be used occasionally for Caucasian males.

[–]Fluser-070 2 points3 points ago

I was about to say this is what I did when I was older

[–]urbandiction 3 points4 points ago

Tooter

A cylindrical device used to snort powdered drugs. Also used to inhale the smoke from drugs

[–]the_k_i_n_g 3 points4 points ago

Gotta love playing in the snow.

[–]jonnyohio 1 point2 points ago

I didn't have money when I was younger.

[–]LarryBrownsCrank 25 points26 points ago

Hell yeah. Gimme that Choco Taco.

[–]whosinthetrunk 6 points7 points ago

FUCK YEAH

[–]Verbose_Slayer 7 points8 points ago

aww yiss, MOTHA. FUKIN'. CHOCO. TACO

[–]Cablead 0 points1 point ago

Best cheap ice cream treat ever made.

[–]eggstacy 0 points1 point ago

WWF bars. A cookie with the Ultimate Warrior printed on it and ice cream on a stick.

[–]opex14[!] 3 points4 points ago

My mother used to tell my siblings and I that if the ice cream truck was playing music it meant they were all out of ice cream.

Didn't have the best childhood.

[–]flounder19 14 points15 points ago

[–]Journalisto 2 points3 points ago

"Bill, you ever made a mushroom out of his head? It's like, just ... "

"Shut up, Ted."

shrugs

[–]theboy1011 3 points4 points ago

I see your message, But where are the 20 tits?

[–]M_Mullins 1 point2 points ago

In congress.

[–]DAVEYtheTUFFGUY 3 points4 points ago

20's on dem titties bitch.

[–]psych0ranger 3 points4 points ago

heh, "llars." oh, you

[–]iAmYourPoison 3 points4 points ago

BACK IN MY DAY we didn't have spare 20 dollar bills..

But then again I used to live in Poland.

Carry on.

[–]Tebasaki 3 points4 points ago

We made it say, "Tited Tats of America."

[–]omg123456789 7 points8 points ago

Why?

[–]Its_Be_A_Spork 3 points4 points ago

It's a drinking game called quarters..

[–]PKA1959 -1 points0 points ago

Don't know why this is being downvoted. That's exactly what he meant. Ah youth...when somehow shitty beer with a nice bit of copper/nickel shaving taste was a good idea.

[–]donkey_on_the_moon 2 points3 points ago

At first I thought this was and fold that would make soda machines give you a soda and also your money back. I guess you didn't grow up in the Bronx's......

[–]Rommel79 2 points3 points ago

One of the simple joys that future generations will miss out on when we go digital.

[–]holyice7 2 points3 points ago

Better than spending it on stickers and marijuana...and moon pies, and phosphates at the drug store.

[–]joshsg 7 points8 points ago

no its not

[–]1-900-USA-NAILS 1 point2 points ago

This is the third time in like a week I've heard someone reference phosphates (or more specifically, Cherry Phosphates). I swear I had never heard the term before. Damned frequency illusion.

[–]it_wasnt_me_ 0 points1 point ago

can you explain that please?

[–]1-900-USA-NAILS 0 points1 point ago

Frequency illusion - also sometimes referred to as "Baader-Meinhof phenomenon".

[–]Cashewzz 2 points3 points ago

LLARS, is that you??

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

That's a 20 dollar giggle.

[–]misterderp420 2 points3 points ago

Have you ever seen the back of a $20 bill.....on WEED?!

[–]LunaLouLou 3 points4 points ago

[–]The_Misappropriator 3 points4 points ago

Trust.

[–]Reggieperrin 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of my time in chemistry, I lived in scunthorpe and I used to fold my united scarf up then place it on my desk so my teacher read CUNT every time he looked up, I also sat right in front of him.

Ahhh good times.

For those even remotely interested if you know scunthorpe I went to riddings.

[–]Rsdl25533 0 points1 point ago

No sorry, I've been to Southampton though

[–]ComradePotato 3 points4 points ago

[–]ReallyForeverAlone 0 points1 point ago

I made it say "OSAMA".

[–]Joenz 1 point2 points ago

When I was young, I'd just go to titsofamerica.com

[–]WilliePfister 0 points1 point ago

$20 bills when you were younger? You saved up 2 months of chore money and deprived yourself of Pokemon Cards...

[–]optimal_flynn 1 point2 points ago

What is all this "when we were young" business. I do that shit now!

[–]xelabagus 0 points1 point ago

"when I was young" mmmmmhhmmmmm

[–]verbalsoze 1 point2 points ago

I do trust Tits of America

[–]YoungPhillieCO 1 point2 points ago

I love that it covers up the "in God we" so it just reads in my head like "Tits of America.... Trust, bruv"

[–]dhockey63 0 points1 point ago

i never had 20s when i was "young"..

[–]buckiben 0 points1 point ago

What do you mean, "when I was young"?

[–]Tapitytap 0 points1 point ago

What is 'llars'?

[–]afondul 0 points1 point ago

This definitley took me longer than it should've to figure out. I'm looking at where the creases are I'm like is that supposed to be something?

[–]BroccoBaba 1 point2 points ago

put your thumb further right and it says. 20 tits of America: Trust Lars

[–]3LAU -1 points0 points ago

A Jackson when you were young? I would have bought a house!

[–]Upsilon667 -1 points0 points ago

You took this on the toilet, didn't you?

[–]doctor_feelsgood 0 points1 point ago

Now if you had that in singles..

[–]justanothertut -1 points0 points ago

In god we thrust.

[–]seanlovesuglygirls 1 point2 points ago

or with another fold you could make it say "tits of erica" - i liked that one as a young fella

[–]LryanBaraway 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit! What does it MEAN! Illuminati?!

[–]Kallenator 1 point2 points ago

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[–]Nuclearbananas -1 points0 points ago

In boobs we trust

[–]grouch89 -1 points0 points ago

LLARS

[–]Finkarelli -1 points0 points ago

Did? Still do.

[–]lbr218 0 points1 point ago

And it collected interest, right?

[–]sean_incali 0 points1 point ago

no. piggy bank was a greedy bank... ergo the name piggy. i will never do business with them again. -_-

[–]lbr218 0 points1 point ago

Worst kind of bank. Even though all of them are pretty bad.

[–]vivepopo -1 points0 points ago

I just bought Pokemon cards

[–]RoundCat 0 points1 point ago

When I was younger, $20 was a lot of money. I never had it long enough to do amusing stuff with it. Once you obtained a $20 that money turned into gundam and pokemon cards almost instantly.

[–]f0k4ppl3 -1 points0 points ago

We made it say United States Cri#a. Cr#ca is a really nasty spanish word for the female netherparts back where I come from.

[–]LobsterOfJustice 1 point2 points ago

[–]BunsTown 0 points1 point ago

Goddamnit.

[–]nyanmeow 0 points1 point ago

And you're still doing it now. I'll have a side of fries, please.

[–]whaftel 0 points1 point ago

I wish I had 20 dollars

[–]Fuckin_Hipster 0 points1 point ago

Also fun with a Fuddrucker's receipt.

[–]BaconBaulz 0 points1 point ago

We would do this ALL THE TIME in church...right before the offering plate was passed. Oh the giggles my brothers and I shared...thinking about the elders counting the money...and damning us "no good kids" to hell!

[–]Witbox 0 points1 point ago

TIL:

[–]blacklutos 0 points1 point ago

we use to use those to snort coke... but im from the 80's

[–]stanistheham 0 points1 point ago

I get the feeling OP just found this out.

[–]gologologolo 0 points1 point ago

Read that as: What we did with money-back, when I was young.

The difference a comma can make

[–]tehspiah -1 points0 points ago

$1 dollar bill = Osama, then something about folding a $5 bill to make the empire state building on fire

[–]IlikeSublime 0 points1 point ago

I gave mine to my dealer! :D every last bit of it ( ._.) but then I got stoned so it all worked out in the end! :D

[–]samthebaus 0 points1 point ago

Better with a one dollar bill

[–]liquidassets22 0 points1 point ago

For the longest time I was looking at the White House thinking, "A smaller White House? What? Is that what it looked like in the 1800's?"

[–]Swellington 0 points1 point ago

Ohh "llars" I get it!

[–]ttman00 0 points1 point ago

And yet we are here again.

[–]ehrmagerd_bernbelern 0 points1 point ago

you were taking a shit when you took this

[–]SharksAteMyWife 0 points1 point ago

I used to carry a dime in the pocket of my Roo sneakers in case I had to call my mom.

[–]bowhunter6274 1 point2 points ago

[–]diedof 0 points1 point ago

i honestly think the folding the paper to make 9/11 is sorta cool

[–]TheGreatGatsby2827 -1 points0 points ago

You had $20 when you were young?

Who is your dad? Bill Gates?

[–]warp_wizard 1 point2 points ago

This works with smaller bills as well

[–]Blenderhead36 0 points1 point ago

Hey, cousin!

[–]HowManyMonkeys 0 points1 point ago

I don't have any money laying around to take a pic, but I always spell 'banana' with my Canadian bills

[–]Locdizzle 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for the sniper on the lawn but isnt that with the 100? or how about the twin towers burning with a 20?

[–]xFoeHammer 0 points1 point ago

You can fold it to look like two burning towers too.

[–]jac5 0 points1 point ago

And by "What we did with money back when I was young" you mean "What I do with money" right?

[–]dglaw 0 points1 point ago

Im a sophomore in high school and i still do that almost every time. I don't need to still be a kid to be creative.

[–]kt_ginger_dftba 0 points1 point ago

I happened to have a 20 in my pocket, so that was a fun 30 seconds

[–]Gasser_Arafat 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/0G4zXt0.jpg

The "George Washington Mushroom" was a pretty big hit around my school.

[–]EveryPixelMatters 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was going to be a gram or two. I've been spending too much time on /r/trees.

[–]sirscribblez87 0 points1 point ago

"Tits of America... trust LLars"

[–]PoisonMind 1 point2 points ago

If you do it properly, you can also manipulate the "This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private" part so that it reads: "Tits of America: tender and private"

I remember my older brother also folded the Land o' Lakes girl to make it look like her knees were boobs.

[–]rambogeddon 0 points1 point ago

I was staring at the middle trying to form a picture, then I realized it was the wording.

[–]critercat -1 points0 points ago

When I was a kid I thought $20 bills were a myth.

[–]Yodaman626 -1 points0 points ago

I can't see the sailboat!

[–]barrybd -1 points0 points ago

my woodworking teacher browses reddit during class, at one point he broke out laughing uncontrollably. We found him looking at this.

[–]Lamb3ntSpartan -1 points0 points ago

inspired by MAD Magazine?

[–]hau5cat -1 points0 points ago

I'm 25 and I do this still when I get drunk and remember it's possible.

[–]qwoptologist 0 points1 point ago

you carried 20's when you were young?!

[–]Thnx4AllTheFish -1 points0 points ago

Wrong. When you were a kid you would have bought a fucking car for $20.

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

I never had money when I was young.

[–]CHRISMANXD -1 points0 points ago

I still do this

[–]theKingslayer -1 points0 points ago

when I was 13 i had this framed on my wall. i was such a douchebag.

[–]hiyosilver64 -1 points0 points ago

"...when I was young."..........when?

[–]cwolph -1 points0 points ago

I got a dollar off of my friend because I figures out how to say cunts of America when nobody else could.

[–]Uptightwhitey -1 points0 points ago

I like that you can make those Titted States "tender and private"

[–]chickendiver 0 points1 point ago

Trust.

[–]itorres1490 0 points1 point ago

And still do.

[–]sniff3000 0 points1 point ago

LLARS!

[–]colewyattbecker 0 points1 point ago

[–]Logic_Nom 0 points1 point ago

You can also spell TITTED STATES OF AMERICA!

[–]jimmycarr1 0 points1 point ago

Not correctly you can't

[–]dabolink 1 point2 points ago

We used to fold the 20 in such. Way that it would show the 2 towers burning. There are many othees you can get with the 20 and the 5

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

Oh.. My... God... America is run by the illuminati!

[–]plazma15 1 point2 points ago

ha! Im 22 and did that last week!...I may be immature

[–]dargo69636 1 point2 points ago

Why should I trust Llars?

[–]DrPreston -1 points0 points ago

My friends and I used to do this with $20 bills

[–]SANDYSQUID -1 points0 points ago

I can't believe I didn't see this one yet.