top 200 commentsshow all 346

[–]I_have_shoes 246 points247 points ago

Good thing that kid's jersey is long.

[–]EasySchmitty 98 points99 points ago

"I swear, it's just a crease in the jersey!"

[–]manductor 46 points47 points ago

I'm going to take it back to the, uh, jersey store later.

[–]silent_p 22 points23 points ago

Gonna take it back to New Jersey.

[–]BumCum 22 points23 points ago

THAT would make his boner go down, for sure.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 21 points22 points ago

Good thing it's a repost.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
62 knows what's up 353coms 1969pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]admisaok 27 points28 points ago

Only one repost 3 months ago? That's practically brand new by redddit's standards.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 30 points31 points ago

Doesn't matter. Every single one of /u/BLEACH_IN_MY_URETHRA 's posts are reposts.

[–]admisaok 12 points13 points ago

So it appears. So, who's got the pitchforks?

[–]AhhhBROTHERS 3 points4 points ago

Same title and everything, god damn.

[–]Kevinovoxo 5 points6 points ago

Why are people downvoting him? He gave us actual information about the repost, he wasnt trying to bash anyone. Just providing the info.

Edit: then again he probably is. Either way I dont really care.

[–]ThisDudeRiteHere 0 points1 point ago

Beats me. Thanks though!

[–]IamEu4ic 2 points3 points ago

I'm sure the baggy pants would suffice

[–]Crackerpool 0 points1 point ago

He knows what's down.

[–]YODEL-AT-MY-TAINT 161 points162 points ago

You didn't even bother to change the name!? C'mon.

[–]NotaMethAddict 87 points88 points ago

Check out his submission history, they're all reposts.

[–]ios_k 191 points192 points ago

Selling pristine condition pitchforks for 1 karma point each:

-------<Ξ

[–]unhingedninja 115 points116 points ago

Torches! Get your torches here!

==||~

[–]not_a_monster 24 points25 points ago

What, nobody with rotten vegetables?

[–]SinisterKid 48 points49 points ago

Rotten tomatoes. 1 Karma each.

Oơ0ÕooO0ôOOÕOoOÕoơ0
ô0Õ0Oôo0ÕooơôO0oơ

[–]Imalurkerwhocomments 3 points4 points ago

no buy mine bigger for the same price

         \ \ \
         / / /
        ______
       /      \
       !      !
       \______/

[–]Fsmv 7 points8 points ago

Ahem

  \ \ \
  / / /
  ____
 /    \
 |    |
 \____/

[–]NotaMethAddict 34 points35 points ago

Better idea: take him to /r/KarmaCourt and sue his ass.

[–]UndercoverThetan 5 points6 points ago

What happens if OP, Defendant, loses their case? Is public shaming the punishment, or something of the sort of a downvote mob?

[–]cictem 6 points7 points ago

DV mob until OP deletes his account

[–]pitchforks_for_cheap 1 point2 points ago

Now that's a low price!

[–]BiggityBates 7 points8 points ago

[–]I_HaveAHat 1 point2 points ago

Sigh, time to start downvoting.

[–]underdabridge 0 points1 point ago

I genuinely don't understand the motivation for what that account is doing. It confuses me.

[–]PsychoI3oy 1 point2 points ago

this should do the trick.

[–]ShadowAssassinQueef -1 points0 points ago

What is this from?

[–]randommancancan 0 points1 point ago

I posted this question below, but I'm worried no one will see it and I'm also genuinely interested in your response:

If this is the first time I've seen this and I enjoyed it, but now know Bleachy didn't bother to change even the title and is a habitual reposter... should I downvote or upvote?

[–]Poemi 50 points51 points ago

93 looks so happy I think sunshine and rainbows are about to erupt from his head.

Fireworks, cheerleaders, adoring fans...living the dream and just old enough to know it.

[–]Skin_The-Goat 4 points5 points ago

Dudes wearing a collared dress shirt under his jersey too. That's some classy shit

[–]LikesGirls 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a young Ellen Page.

[–]HarryBridges -1 points0 points ago

It's an old photo: young Rupert is excited because he just got cast in the first Harry Potter movie.

[–]ciampam9 1 point2 points ago

93: "MY FIRST BONER!!!"

[–]Beaver_In_A_Fedora 26 points27 points ago

I've shot photos for all of the texans cheerleaders for the past few years...you have so much more respect for those girls when you see how many hours they practice, and workout. Those girls are fitness machines.

[–]UnD34d_Do0d 20 points21 points ago

By "shot photos" do you mean sat in a bush with binoculars touching yourself? or did you actually get the job of taking photos of teenagers(?)

[–]ISwearThisIsOriginal 2 points3 points ago

I'd like to do a cardio workout with them.

[–]Zosoer 5 points6 points ago

A 30 second workout doesn't count...

[–]spillionaire 10 points11 points ago

Repost.

[–]ZombieWolf2508 101 points102 points ago

Dem ribs on the front cheerleader.

[–]jjxscott 48 points49 points ago

Girl here, and I'm a little confused. Is that attractive?

[–]invisiblewar 73 points74 points ago

She is stretching her arms in the air, her ribs are going to show if shes at a normal weight. Im 200lbs and 6'0 and when I stretch my arms in the air you can see my ribs.

Its not really anything to be considered unattractive or attractive.

[–]tyderk 22 points23 points ago

Now everyone reading this will be stretching their arms in the air and looking at their ribs.

[–]lonestarbeer 52 points53 points ago

the actual answer:

it's attractive to some, unattractive to some, and has no bearing on the view of attractiveness to others.

nothing more, nothing less. let's stop trying to force this circlejerk

[–]pudgylumpkins 7 points8 points ago

The circlejerk will happen and there is nothing you can do or say to stop it.

[–]lonestarbeer 3 points4 points ago

that's true

[–]BrodyApproves 35 points36 points ago

It depends, I'd have to see her with her arms at her sides before I decide.

[–]Dumpin 32 points33 points ago

Looking at her legs it seems she's on a healthy / normal weight. Anorexic girls have freaky thin legs.

[–]BrodyApproves 4 points5 points ago

Yeah she's got meat on her limbs, just odd photo timing during her pose.

[–]lkmjoeqwert21677 7 points8 points ago

I dont get why people would down vote you for that comment. Having a preference for skinny women is very typical of most men id assume.

[–]iwillhavethat 162 points163 points ago

No. Slightly Auschwitzy.

[–]Torlen 104 points105 points ago

I'm a healthy weight (5'11" male, 180 lbs) and my ribs show when my arms are up.

[–]Fabiantk 116 points117 points ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the case for any fit person.

[–]SuddenXxdeathxx 21 points22 points ago

Fat guy here, I can confirm this is true.

[–]austex_mike 5 points6 points ago

Actually it depends heavily on how flared your ribs are. Note in the pic how the cheerleader to the right and the one behind both have their arms up without their ribs showing through much. My wife has very flared ribs and you can still see them when she is 8 months pregnant. I on the other hand am in great shape, but I don't have flared ribs, so you won't see them when I have my hands up.

[–]ilovesaget 37 points38 points ago

TIL fit = Auschwitzy

For example..

Positions make a giant difference.

[–]laikasghost 18 points19 points ago

I don't really have a preference. I like both. But that girl is skinny. Sure she's in shape, but she's skinny.

[–]elevul 4 points5 points ago

She needs more muscles.

[–]MFWsaved 3 points4 points ago

Nein!

[–]tygor 2 points3 points ago

yeah 9 more muscles would be perfect

[–]BrodyApproves -1 points0 points ago

Positions do make a difference, but fit is not equal to Auschwitzy.

[–]leif777 12 points13 points ago

It's not unattractive. At a normal weight you should be able to see rib if a woman holds her arms up. Especially if that woman is in good shape.

Here's a picture of her with her arms down: http://proplayerinsiders.com.s3.amazonaws.com/2012/08/Morgan-Dean-Raw-Texans.jpg

[–]shadyshad 14 points15 points ago

There is nothing wrong with her.

[–]amcrastinator 14 points15 points ago

Knees are too sharp.

[–]Savory_Orphan 3 points4 points ago

Elbows are kind of pointy.

[–]ZombieWolf2508 13 points14 points ago

No, especially when done intentionally.

[–]BrainInAJar 5 points6 points ago

yes.

*edit: Downvotes for honesty? Sorry I find active, fit women attractive.

[–]killtasticfever 4 points5 points ago

VERY attractive

[–]B2BWorldWarChamps 2 points3 points ago

guy here - she's smokin hot with some ribs showing or not. look at where her arms are though, obviously you wouldn't see her ribs if they were down.

[–]iceman21 0 points1 point ago

If you mean universally attractive, nope, it might be for some but as usual, personal preference, personally i don't want to hug a bag of bones, doesn't mean I like overweight girls.

[–]Juan_Bowlsworth 3 points4 points ago

JJ darling your insecurity is showing

[–]le_trolliest 3 points4 points ago

I find it attractive. Sadly, on Reddit, there seems to be a circlejerk about skinny girls being unhealthy and ugly. Presumably led by fat people, but on Reddit, what isn't?

[–]Deinosmos 3 points4 points ago

Incredibly not.

[–]pan0ramic 2 points3 points ago

Different strokes for different folks.

[–]OkieNotRedneck -1 points0 points ago

Man here, embarrassed to say, but yes. Not the only form that's attractive, but yeah, the body of a woman who's worked out five hours a day six days a week since around age 12 is... attractive.

Average (i.e. normal) women, assemble firing squad.

[–]galvana 6 points7 points ago

I kind of see goatse. Dammit.

[–]lnenad 12 points13 points ago

Half life 3 confirmed.

[–]7cardcha 6 points7 points ago

I remember the original post you fucker. You didn't even change the title.

[–]sometimesijustdont 3 points4 points ago

What a fucker.

[–]zombiegus 12 points13 points ago

You could have at least thought of a new title for your repost.

[–]Xenidious 8 points9 points ago

Bleach, again. Please downvote this guy. He has zero original content, and every day he fools people into giving him karma.

[–]UltimateOreo 7 points8 points ago

Hello, BLEACH_IN_MY_URETHRA. I'm glad you are taking the time out of your day to bring back fond memories of popular posts on reddit. Without your service, they may have been forgotten. To help others experience this joy, I have volunteered my efforts to make it as easy as possible for others to recognize your undying service. This is Bleach's post history and the content he is kindly reminding us of.

Bleach's Reminders Old lost posts
Recent graduate, job-hunting. This is how it's going. Original
So...where is the waiter going? Original
Folding Lava Original
Doing our best to educate good Original
Photobomb Original
62 knows what's up Original
"Natural" Canadian Flag Original
With friends like this.. Original

[–]KonradCurze 17 points18 points ago

I have you tagged as "reposting faggot" and downvote you at every opportunity.

[–]TBTakaTBT 12 points13 points ago

You need to reevaluate your life son.

[–]thirdfounder 7 points8 points ago

wise boy, storing up mental fuel enough to power the masturbatory drive through adolescence. he may not need a single swimsuit edition for the rest of his teens.

[–]ares_god_not_sign 16 points17 points ago

lol, you think people still masturbate to magazines.

[–]thirdfounder 5 points6 points ago

a well-ridden smut mag will survive even complete internet cutoff during groundings.

[–]grego892 0 points1 point ago

Saving up for the spank bank.

[–]Limiate 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else grossed out by skeletor in the front there?

[–]chrismikehunt 2 points3 points ago

Look at the rib cage on the front one.

Looks horrible.

[–]Nunuyz 0 points1 point ago

I cannot determine the gender of the cheerleader in the front.

[–]Bonadoos 2 points3 points ago

Pretty sure the front cheerleader is a trannyx

[–]Omniest 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop staring that that woman's rib-cage. It's... disgusting.

[–]DidymusEi 2 points3 points ago

Ribs.

[–]Emzijay 2 points3 points ago

Jeeze would you look at the skeleton in front? Why guys find that hot is beyond me

[–]Area75 2 points3 points ago

Can I get some barbecue sauce to go with those ribs?

[–]coffeemug20 4 points5 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
62 knows what's up 353coms 1969pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]JFizzle305 7 points8 points ago

One dad somewhere out there is proud as hell

[–]DudeBug 5 points6 points ago

yea? well 93 just premature ejaculated for the first time.

[–]bexasinme 2 points3 points ago

I did a photo shoot once with the first one. Her name is Moe (Morgan). Such a cool chick! She's also a promoter for Muscle Milk.

[–]thepegleg 2 points3 points ago

Dat rib cage...

[–]invisiblewar 0 points1 point ago

wasnt the 3rd cheerleader an Oregon Ducks Cheerleader?

[–]rhoadesofwisdom -1 points0 points ago

i think the kid had it right anyway the one in the middle is so much hotter. And apparently her rump is a very nicccce

[–]Dassnung -1 points0 points ago

his dick

[–]Chheddacheez -1 points0 points ago

93 looks too happy to be there...

[–]d_trippy -1 points0 points ago

....... DAT ASS

[–]oldtomfoolery -1 points0 points ago

Whenever I see a picture like this I got to the comments, hoping that someone, somehow, as another picture from his point of view.

[–]LukaCola -1 points0 points ago

Those are some really risque cheerleading outfits.

Ones I've seen are usually much more low key.

[–]sheepsdontcry -1 points0 points ago

69 is too busy

[–]castorjay -1 points0 points ago

Ill take number 1.

[–]rockth40 1 point2 points ago

repost faget

[–]kulcha29 -1 points0 points ago

i look like soulja boy

[–]ParisPC07 -1 points0 points ago

Can someone who knows something about photography explain why everything looks so orange? Orange is not a color used by the Houston Texans.

[–]kevinkgardner -1 points0 points ago

yeah, his dick is up

[–]Chicago83089 -1 points0 points ago

Funny because he is looking down

[–]blueskydiver76 -1 points0 points ago

There are numbers in that picture?

[–]bilylom 1 point2 points ago

Apparently so does 56...

[–]gameboy7oa 0 points1 point ago

55 looks like their starting to understand.

[–]potionnumber9 1 point2 points ago

or whats down

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

In another 7 years, he'll be "69"...success!

[–]ACID_REFLUX_SUCKS 0 points1 point ago

My football Jersey # in middle school was 62. I was also a little horny bastard that stared at tits and ass when I could. I was also born and raised in Houston! This picture brings a tear to my eye.

[–]Algernon_Moncrieff 0 points1 point ago

The front one's pom pom is on fire..

[–]adamjmtz 0 points1 point ago

"OMG! Those red boots are faaaaaaaabulouuuuuus!"

[–]f0ster -1 points0 points ago

REPOST, F4GG0T!!!! KARMAWH()|23!!!

[–]Gioware 0 points1 point ago

Now imagine that kid being girl, looking at man's dick

[–]sometimesijustdont 0 points1 point ago

Blond in front has a rib nipple.

[–]HJD360 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean he knows what's down.....in booty town

[–]tastiefreeze 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the cheerleader in front of 93 and behind 62 are the same person

[–]The_Dipster 1 point2 points ago

I love these pictures that snap the moment a boy hits puberty.

[–]spamasaurus 0 points1 point ago

why are all those cheerleaders so butter-faced?

[–]Bugsybear 0 points1 point ago

Y'all are creeps.

[–]dp430 0 points1 point ago

*Upvotes for the Texans.

[–]yoWhatsgoody 0 points1 point ago

62 knows what's down

[–]333kyary 0 points1 point ago

Something tells me he knows what's down.

[–]Sportsfanno1 0 points1 point ago

Interesting name, OP...

[–]zodiacs 0 points1 point ago

Boys with boners never sit up straight.

[–]PiousShadow 0 points1 point ago

TFM

[–]KingArthur129 1 point2 points ago

dat ass

[–]randommancancan 0 points1 point ago

If this is the first time I've seen this and enjoyed it, but now know Bleachy didn't bother to change even the title and is a habitual reposter... should I downvote or upvote?

[–]TBTakaTBT 1 point2 points ago

Checking out the #2 on #1

[–]shanewalla 1 point2 points ago

Number 1 needs a burger.

[–]ticklytaco 0 points1 point ago

Actually, that kid knows what's down.

[–]DaltonTH 0 points1 point ago

Or rather what's down! Amiright?

[–]blazertrpt87 0 points1 point ago

Nice repost

[–]lhedn 0 points1 point ago

and 93 knows that the picture is being taken.

[–]chomblebrown 0 points1 point ago

because butts are what's up

[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point ago

So does #56

[–]pandasarec00l143 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, is 62 old enough to know what's up?

[–]CudderKid 0 points1 point ago

At least change the title

[–]rhino2348 0 points1 point ago

His boner

[–]80sweens 0 points1 point ago

his penis

[–]BudMoore1234 0 points1 point ago

No, he know's whats down...

[–]FFIZeath 0 points1 point ago

62 is thinking about 69.

[–]kingproz 0 points1 point ago

55 seems to get it too

[–]eliar91 0 points1 point ago

It would have been even better if his number was 69.

[–]ukiyoe 1 point2 points ago

For a split second I thought that these were giant women.

[–]Uberwafflezz 0 points1 point ago

More like whats down...

[–]MFWsaved 0 points1 point ago

Why is there bleach in your urethra? That sounds painful and not fun at all.

[–]maxterbator710 0 points1 point ago

look how #62 is pointing to his dick like "yeah partner you were right"

[–]jimmytap 0 points1 point ago

is it bad that I didnt even read the title and just saw the thumbnail..clicked and ogled at every cheerleader then saw 62 and laughed?

[–]clownprincejutsu 0 points1 point ago

So is 93

[–]monkey28rb 0 points1 point ago

He knows what down!

[–]swsnowman 0 points1 point ago

56 is in the same boat

[–]WEaSB 0 points1 point ago

I tried to repost that 4 months ago. I failed. :(

[–]liamazing 0 points1 point ago

He actually knows what's down

[–]seesaww 0 points1 point ago

63..probably will be hitting a lot of them in 3-4 years

[–]ilikedrops 0 points1 point ago

More like what's down

[–]ERAU_Dan 0 points1 point ago

Repost, even the title is the same... Classy

[–]FungalDefecation 0 points1 point ago

Stop fucking upvoting this guy, all he does is post reposts.

[–]vansanity 0 points1 point ago

2 days and 8760 link karma from reposts this man is something.

[–]xXHypotheticallyMeXx -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, I know what's up too. His dick :P

[–]soulslapper 0 points1 point ago

Two of your reposts back to back on reddit and you got away with it? Fuck you.

[–]Pandaluv579 0 points1 point ago

And is thinking about what he wants to go down....

I have said it...let your mind wander

[–]Kingauzzie 0 points1 point ago

Or rather... Down.

[–]meh66 0 points1 point ago

lol

[–]CptSandbag73 0 points1 point ago

62 know what's down

FTFY

[–]petesyoungerbrother 0 points1 point ago

Stop reposting shit you ass fuck, you're all over the front page with god damn reposts

[–]sirblastalot 0 points1 point ago

Someone give that girl a sandwich.

[–]butterscotchnwaffles 0 points1 point ago

...or rather, what's down

[–]jcammm 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]_York_ 0 points1 point ago

You mean he knows what's down.

[–]naivelt 0 points1 point ago

Made me proud to be a Texans fan.

[–]Delucabazooka 0 points1 point ago

I like number 1

[–]Professor_Specs 0 points1 point ago

Is anyone else a little creeped out by that girl's ribs?