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[–]NecroGod 11 points12 points ago

Reminds me of this classic from Bash.org:

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

[–]howdareyou 11 points12 points ago

This logo looks dirty to me now.

[–]Taodyn 3 points4 points ago

"Sorry, moon. I tried."

[–]string97bean 0 points1 point ago

The math may have been wrong, but it was funny.

[–]Semiautomatix 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]Ben774 1 point2 points ago

why are you googling penis's?

[–]VivSavageGigante 0 points1 point ago

Penis's what?

[–]dan10981 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows the plural form of penis is penisi.

[–]whenimdone 0 points1 point ago

No, if we assume that the average is 3,8 inches and we are approx 3,5 billion males that is 13,300,000,000 inches of dick.

Now for one person to make it 5,4 inches he would need to have 5,600,000,000 inches of dick to make it 18,900,000,000 total dick in the world.

So that's 142240 KM of dick.

Also I did not take in to account that not all men are grown up and when I think about it it is very much off.

I guess I will never be able to do penis math.

[–]kf4g 1 point2 points ago

wat.

[–]theuncommonman 1 point2 points ago

Your penis reaches half way to the moon.

You're damn right it does.

[–]shanequarrell 0 points1 point ago

lucky bastard

[–]zoso59brst 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking what a bitch it would be to find pants, but the top comment last time this was posted was : "Literal Spacedicks".

[–]Smoermannen -2 points-1 points ago

I dunno man, maybe he's black

[–]Vultax -2 points-1 points ago

All I got from this is, if we took everyone in the world's penis and laid them end to end... We could get halfway to the moon.

[–]killer-fel 6 points7 points ago

Bad math. That is false.

[–]Vultax 2 points3 points ago

I misread the last post :( Thought it said quarter of the way to the moon. Which means it would actually almost reach the moon.

[–]That_Tall_Guy 0 points1 point ago

Nope.

[–]MUSTY_BALLSACK 0 points1 point ago

I second the penis bridge

[–]colinspooky 0 points1 point ago

I wondered what that thing was........