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[–]Alex1609 352 points353 points ago

[–]WalnutSoap 507 points508 points ago

He looks like a sleazy Tom Hanks.

[–]Stratocaster89 198 points199 points ago

He looks like Tom Hanks after an allergic reaction to peanuts.

[–]TURDBURGULR 52 points53 points ago

They fuck. Just think about that.

[–]larrylemur 31 points32 points ago

But I don't want to

[–]DoctorG0nzo 3 points4 points ago

Neither does she.

[–]Alex1609 240 points241 points ago

That's an insult to Tom Hanks.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 378 points379 points ago

[–]BillPayr 4 points5 points ago

during intimacy probably pictures Michelle Tanner

[–]Nokel 187 points188 points ago

Down-syndrome Quentin Tarantino.

[–]Cynikal818 168 points169 points ago

[–]Koolman19 83 points84 points ago

Now it just looks like Quentin Tarantino.

[–]jojojoy 17 points18 points ago

Chin isn't big enough.

[–]Koolman19 3 points4 points ago

He's young, he's got room to grow.

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 222 points223 points ago

Pretty sure that would be Quentin Tarantino.

[–]moist_towelette 82 points83 points ago

You know how you can just TELL that a grown adult was an ugly baby? That's Quentin Tarantino.

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[–]UrbanJellyFizzle 8 points9 points ago

crickets

[–]Kozmi 16 points17 points ago

Young and stoned Bogdan "The Eyebrow Man" from Breaking Bad.

[–]moparornocar 30 points31 points ago

His eyes, or lack there of.

[–]7am_2bottles 28 points29 points ago

"c'mon...just give him a kiss"

[–]drockers 54 points55 points ago

Is just smellz

[–]Labbekak 12 points13 points ago

Don't remind me of that video please.

[–]pacman42 38 points39 points ago

Is that a tray of urine to the right?

[–]Alex1609 29 points30 points ago

Yes.

[–]gookies5 8 points9 points ago

What on Earth is being served on that tray? Sterile urine samples? Is that some French delicacy I'm not aware of?

[–]BlameTheNinja 25 points26 points ago

They look happy together. Who cares.

[–]Alex1609 60 points61 points ago

I care. Deeply.

[–]RaindropBebop 18 points19 points ago

If by 'they' you mean 'he', then yes, 'they' look happy.

I wouldn't describe her expression as happy.

[–]RadioG00se 5 points6 points ago

I feel like she's constantly staring at her phone as an excuse not to talk to him.

[–]arslet 0 points1 point ago

Ah you mean the waiter coming with two orders of piss tests?

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

"Madame, Monsieur, your tiny beers have arrived"

[–]nhean16 -1 points0 points ago

her face looks weird

[–]nido271 0 points1 point ago

Are those piss cups?

[–]who_are_you_really 192 points193 points ago

has he got her sister trapped in the basement or something?

[–]Taodeist 105 points106 points ago

You mean down in Uncle Joey's apartment?

[–]Huffalicious 102 points103 points ago

You mean Uncle Jesse's recording studio?

[–]trampus1 21 points22 points ago

You're all wrong, it was Danny in the alcove with a jackrabbit (he has ED brought on by his wife's death , that's why he barely had a girlfriend the whole show).

[–]DiarrheaGuzzler 14 points15 points ago

I thought he lost his scrote in 'nam

[–]brianbrianbrian 12 points13 points ago

Poor guy. After serving with Mr. Rogers and getting 217 confirmed kills of his own, a stray Claymore blast takes out the twins. And I don't mean Jesse's kids. Cause honestly, what would those little shits be doing in Nam?

Making my Nikes, that's what.

[–]WTaggart 6 points7 points ago

Mr. Rogers did not fight in Vietnam.

[–]armauld 10 points11 points ago

Well, not with the American forces.

He just went to different countries during the show's hiatus and kicked major ass.

[–]swiley1983 3 points4 points ago

Mr. Rambo's Neighborhood

[–]TheZestiestOfManTits 0 points1 point ago

Nah, you're all wrong, it was Mr. Green in the Billiard Room with the Revolver.

[–]onlydrawzombies 5 points6 points ago

Uncle touchy's puzzle basement

[–]DiarrheaGuzzler 3 points4 points ago

Jesse and the anal tissue rippers

[–]pdxchris 6 points7 points ago

That is the sister. Cant you tell them apart?

[–]AZPAZAHE 520 points521 points ago

French-American banker and the half-brother of Nicolas Sarkozy, former President of France.

worth it

[–]Careless_Con 329 points330 points ago

Now, I ain't saying she a gold digger...

[–][deleted] 473 points474 points ago

With a networth of over $150,000,000 it's not like she is desperate.

[–]WalnutSoap 170 points171 points ago

That's not how the song goes!

[–]njara 20 points21 points ago

he tried?

[–]tractorcrusher 12 points13 points ago

I see no evidence that he tried, in fact I am beginning to think he didn't even try to try.

[–]TheBeautifulColumbia 324 points325 points ago

Now, I ain't saying he a gold digger...

[–]benstillerfaggot69x 157 points158 points ago

Let's face it. This doesn't make any sense, ANY SENSE.

[–]Lorimor 34 points35 points ago

Brother for sale... Only 50 cents!

[–]elmasur 9 points10 points ago

Holy crap! I remember this song. My friends and I used to dress up and perform Mary Kate and Ashley skits and songs. Even though we're all girls, they made me be the brother (because I was the tallest). I had to pretend to sleep in a large dog carrier.

[–]stayhigh247 179 points180 points ago

[–]theworldbystorm 23 points24 points ago

I had hoped this would be the response.

[–]relentless19 39 points40 points ago

IT'S NOT A LIQUID!

[–]duckman273 20 points21 points ago

Maybe they feel an affinity towards each other and started a relationship, ignoring the age difference in the process.

[–]Redequlus 15 points16 points ago

Celebrities don't do this...

[–]Kitty_D 5 points6 points ago

Now why would they do such a thing?

[–]Khue 2 points3 points ago

Invoke Wookie defense.

[–]Careless_Con 37 points38 points ago

And apparently his net worth is roughly $60 million. Well, I don't know what to think anymore...

[–]minnick27 46 points47 points ago

She's slumming

[–]pingvinus 29 points30 points ago

Daddy issues.

[–]Kinseyincanada 58 points59 points ago

Or you know they like each other

[–]pingvinus 32 points33 points ago

Stop being reasonable, it's hate thread here.

[–]nexustab 10 points11 points ago

Apparently his is $60,000,000. Also found this picture on his networth page. Took me a minute to realize that wasn't his other daughter smoking.

[–]HSMOM 20 points21 points ago

I think her goal here is to find someone who isn't going to just use her for her money.

[–]neelshiv 10 points11 points ago

It might be more about power. Or pissing off her dad.

[–]Laika027 13 points14 points ago

Or, you know, love.

[–]aqueezy 8 points9 points ago

don't be silly, only human beings are capable of love

[–]TatM 13 points14 points ago

He's got something on her.

You can see it in her eyes.

[–]Functionally_Drunk 2 points3 points ago

I bet his dick wallet is huge.

[–]HeyThatsMyLeg 195 points196 points ago

She's basically making the same face I did.

[–]greenyellowbird 29 points30 points ago

It happens when you see a father getting a little too handsy with his child.

[–]MrTurkle 44 points45 points ago

This looks like a scene from Full House.

[–]trampus1 109 points110 points ago

It reminds me of the episode where Stephanie is failing math and decides to give the teacher a blowjob to up her grade. It turned out that the teacher was just Danny in disguise, and after he finished he pulled off the wig and gave her a heart to heart about using sex to get what you want.

[–]Reemertastic 30 points31 points ago

And then they hugged afterwards.

[–]spiral_in_the_sky 15 points16 points ago

I would actually enjoy this show if this was the case.

[–]Redequlus 6 points7 points ago

Please have a seat over there

[–]Rosezenaa 13 points14 points ago

Actually enjoy this show?! Ima let you finish, but Full house was one of the greatest shows of all time!!!

[–]azadeh4377 5 points6 points ago

It's not vulgar enough for some.

[–]nrfx 5 points6 points ago

But.. but.. it features Bob Saget! One of the most vulgar comedians of all time!

[–]livinginlalaland 0 points1 point ago

Wasn't that on The Aristocrats?

[–]Yohohoandabottle1 165 points166 points ago

Looks like a really uncomfortable girl and creepy uncle/father.

[–]EMF911 60 points61 points ago

Hence, the cringe.

[–]NotAlana 72 points73 points ago

She is 26 but looks much younger. He is 42 but looks much older.

To put it in perspective, I don't think it would be odd if Lady Gaga (who is also 26) and Matt Damon (who is 42) were together.

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 38 points39 points ago

this really puts it in perspective. we're really all just jealous.

[–]NotAlana 4 points5 points ago

Only those of us who want to have sex with someone who looks 12.

Unless you're really into poofy headed french guys o_O

[–]Parasitoid 0 points1 point ago

I think she looks older than her age personally.

[–]rbaranov 15 points16 points ago

She looks so out of place here because her and Ashely switched for the day.

[–]AssailantLF 12 points13 points ago

Holy shit, I never want to be on a website that makes glorified news posts out of minor celebrities showing affection in various public places.

What the fuck is wrong with people

[–]nakedladies 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I felt dirty linking to the Daily Mail.

[–]hannah81 20 points21 points ago

Best sentence of the article: "Throughout the game, the 5ft2 actress was seen snuggling up to Sarkozy and whispering sweet nothings into his ear."

[–]S-Bird 2 points3 points ago

Just as cringey as the pictures

[–]EMF911 27 points28 points ago

How many layers of prissy looking shirts can one man wear at once?!

[–]nakedladies 45 points46 points ago

If you're French, a millionnaire, and fucking Mary-Kate Olsen... As many as you damn well want.

[–]PatAunces 14 points15 points ago

There's nothing out of the ordinary there. He's got a flannel on, with which you always wear an undershirt. Then, it was cold so he put on a jacket. I don't think anyone besides you would call a flannel and a jacket "prissy".

I think you're just jelly bro.

[–]swiper33 2 points3 points ago

/fit/ is leaking

[–]MbkWriter 4 points5 points ago

There's really nothing wrong with his outfit, he looks well dressed for his age

[–]BlackLeatherRain 3 points4 points ago

That's actually rather sweet. Probably because she doesn't look 12 there :/

[–]TheRealSamBell 4 points5 points ago

What is creepy about these pictures?

[–]thekeanu 17 points18 points ago

The fact that so many people seem to give a shit.

[–]YungQueef 46 points47 points ago

Is she getting blackmailed ?

[–]skybike 119 points120 points ago

No this is clearly a frenchmailing.

[–]multiplesifl 29 points30 points ago

Will you be here all week?

[–]skybike 26 points27 points ago

Yes.. try the veal, it's fantastic!

[–]of_no_consequence 15 points16 points ago

Tip the veal, try the waitress?

[–]EridMeatGrinder 10 points11 points ago

I try, but they don't make it easy.

[–]LowerThoseEyebrows 24 points25 points ago

I find this most strange indeed, she is ≤ his daughter in height and build.

http://i.imgur.com/s5Na68D.jpg

[–]xyroclast 8 points9 points ago

It always surprises me to see celebrities smoke (especially women, because it seems to have more visible detrimental effects on their long-term appearance than in the case of men) - You can probably measure the decrease in their marketability, in dollars, with the damage each cigarette does to their appearance. I speak of this because their image is their literal money-maker, so to speak.

[–]dandy-pants 3 points4 points ago

I'd like someone to calculate that. That would be really interesting.

[–]UniversalGoldberg 9 points10 points ago

This is the same face she made on Full House constantly. Now what does THAT tell us?

[–]Redequlus 14 points15 points ago

She can't act?

[–]therebecks 32 points33 points ago

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are 16 years apart, and I don't feel like they got a lot of negative press for being "creepy" when they were together.

[–]doctorawho 79 points80 points ago

That's because they didn't LOOK creepy.

[–]RIPPEDMYFUCKINPANTS 2 points3 points ago

That's because Tom Cruise doesn't look like a creepy uncle.

[–]blue_strat 22 points23 points ago

In fact, they were 42 and 26 at the time, the same ages as these two.

[–]savageboredom 20 points21 points ago

Tom Cruise doesn't look 42 though, so that's probably why it doesn't come off as creepy.

[–]TBoneTheOriginal 10 points11 points ago

The guy still looks like he's 30, somehow.

[–]Nico17 22 points23 points ago

Semen masks before bed.

[–]Redplushie 4 points5 points ago

I think it's the bird poo masks he indulges in.

[–]AtomicDog1471 36 points37 points ago

Everything about Tom Cruise is creepy. Tom Cruise being creepy is a complete non-story.

[–]kyivstar 9 points10 points ago

Actually, at the time there were a lot of mentions of their age difference and questions as to why Katie Holmes would be interested in someone so much older. There was speculation that they both gained something professionally from the relationship. i.e., it was a relationship of convenience. There wasn't so much the "creepy" factor, but then they don't look as far apart in age as these 2 do.

[–]therebecks 8 points9 points ago

I'm normally not creeped out by age differences at all, but I do remember thinking it would be very weird to have been a kid, watching Cocktail, with a Tom Cruise poster on your wall, swearing you're going to grow up and marry him one day...and then you do. Something about that made it a little more creepy for me.

[–]cheetah__heels 31 points32 points ago

This has an "ew" factor of about 10/10.

[–]brianbrianbrian 15 points16 points ago

[–]lalalaprout 124 points125 points ago

So what? Everybody and everything can look weird at times. He's 16 years older than she is, which is honestly not even uncommon. She looks like a child in this pic which is creepy, their relationship isn't. Now go back to wanking and let people live their life.

[–]jebus01 29 points30 points ago

i never stopped wanking

[–]tumbleweedss 23 points24 points ago

No one said their relationship is creepy but the picture certainly is.

[–]garrisb7514 29 points30 points ago

word, my parents were 10 years apart and this does not bother me

[–]pameatsbabies 40 points41 points ago

My parents are ten years apart and this bothers me.

[–]mcgianni 5 points6 points ago

how?

[–]Zephs 38 points39 points ago

The older parent was 24 when they were born, maybe?

[–]PPvsFC 3 points4 points ago

Seriously, nothing to see here. People are either creeped out by the age difference (which isn't that much or that uncommon) or are creeped out by the uneven levels of hotness. Really, guys? An unattractive dude lands a hottie and you're grossed out by it? After all the bitching about friendzoning and shit?

[–]peachykiwi 11 points12 points ago

True I dated a guy 13 years older than me for almost 4 years. Not a big deal.

[–]VesperGloaming 7 points8 points ago

I'm currently dating a guy who's 16 years older (in fact I'm 26 and he's 42, just like the two in the pic). However, the dude I'm dating doesn't look his age due to his stress-free life, aka traveling around Europe for a few years and living a bachelor life with no kids. The complaint I get from my family is not his age, but the fact that he has no money.

[–]HosakaTyrellCorp 34 points35 points ago

harlot

[–]Sarcasms 12 points13 points ago

You don't even need to post the picture, the title is enough to make me cringe...

[–]AVeryWittyUsername 7 points8 points ago

She is obviously being held captive, she needs our help!

[–]catlady420 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit, someone save her!

[–]automatedresponse 5 points6 points ago

she could be happy you know. at least she's not with K-fed. haha

[–]doctorcameltoe 4 points5 points ago

"i've made a huge mistake"

[–]sedusecret 0 points1 point ago

Honestly the age difference isn't that bad in my opinion, but he isn't exactly a good looking guy... He looks kind of creepy and older than he is. Also her face isn't exactly helping.

[–]Flypsyde 2 points3 points ago

It's clearly Bob Sagets brother, she is having a Full House flashback

[–]tman9494 9 points10 points ago

Ummmm, are they for real?

[–]BrockLobster 19 points20 points ago

Filthy, nasty Hobbitses.

[–]aliceleningrad 3 points4 points ago

sooooo much butthurt up in here

[–]fap_happy 2 points3 points ago

Fucking for real. Everybody's acting like she's a child and he's some kind of old pedo. She's an attractive adult woman who's dating an older, not-so-attractive man. Okay, whatever. It's like get the fuck over it, damn.

[–]Intrepid6 3 points4 points ago

We have a hostage situation on the terminal. Red team go!

[–]tmibabby 2 points3 points ago

She looks 12, he looks about 50... yuck!

[–]Zending 4 points5 points ago

It must be awful to have such blatant daddy issues.

[–]Nackles 2 points3 points ago

That's the way you hold someone's head when you're about to slit their throat.

The age difference doesn't freak me out...I'd thought that's what the "cringe" was when I read the headline.

[–]Mr_Evangelion 2 points3 points ago

This guy looks like our old middle school PE teacher that got fired for ogling the 7th grade girls in the locker room and she looks like...well.

[–]IllusionOfSelf 1 point2 points ago

*French-American

And a banker.

[–]Lorimor 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit is that disturbing to me. You know how some people are forever a certain age in your mind? Like this friend's kid she is 24 years old now but I knew her when she was a baby and every time I see her it's a shock that she is not 5 years old anymore. I have the same problem with the Olsen twins (my daughter LOVED them and we are personally responsible for a good chunk of their income during the 1990s). The twins are perpetually 5 years old in my mind and seeing these kinds of pictures is just... wrong.

[–]Redequlus 2 points3 points ago

So wrong... but so right

[–]hieunguyen17 -2 points-1 points ago

Oh my god! I thought that was a scene from full house at first

[–]insomnia822 0 points1 point ago

Mr Tanner?

[–]Castles12 -1 points0 points ago

shes looks like a child, swag.

[–]ggrieves -1 points0 points ago

bonjour. she met him on the internet.

[–]prozack 0 points1 point ago

She still has the face of Michelle from Full House.

[–]ILikeMyBlueEyes -1 points0 points ago

To each their own.

[–]Lumantha -1 points0 points ago

She's desperately trying to remember her Stranger Danger instructions.

[–]Skoven 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a hostage situation to me.

[–]CarolineTurpentine 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to see what Very Mary Kate does with this.

[–]theredditorswife 1 point2 points ago

You know the music that plays in Full House when Stephanie is considering smoking to look cool, when DJ almost gets it on with the cool douchebag in his awesome flame van, or when Michelle is upset because she didn't get her fucking way that one time? When I look at this image, that music plays in my head.

[–]imnotez4u 0 points1 point ago

Almost a Warren Jeffs pic. Hef anyone?

[–]DivineKing 1 point2 points ago

French Jewish boyfriend

[–]MustacheMax 0 points1 point ago

Seriously gross.

[–]hachaymachete 0 points1 point ago

Creepy..

[–]drwhofan1985 0 points1 point ago

Hey, wasn't this picture up yesterday? Oh, wait... That was Warren Jeffs and his 12 year old bride. Never mind.

[–]ENRICOs 0 points1 point ago

Are you sure she isn't being held against her will? Someone call the vice squad, like pronto.

[–]-XIII- 0 points1 point ago

I thought he looked like Harry Shearer from the Simpsons side-on.

[–]evdocia 0 points1 point ago

Is this actually real?! I feel like i have been sucked into a terrifying parallel universe and can't escape.

[–]RichardKim 0 points1 point ago

oh my god, she looks so old now. is she on drugs or something? what happen?

[–]rainierainbow 0 points1 point ago

EwwI thought it was like her dad or something

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

Seeing the headline, I was like, "Oh, that's not so bad; my current squeeze is ~14 years my senior. Girls go for older guys all the time."

Then I saw. Yeeeesh.

[–]Sh1tAbyss 0 points1 point ago

It's a strange, unflattering picture but he seems to be good for her. She has put on weight and looks better than she has since she was a kid.

[–]slapadastic 0 points1 point ago

Sex is 20 minutes, once a week. Maybe she's the kinda girl who likes that?

[–]CheifDash -1 points0 points ago

I don't think its the age difference that bothers me, as in the number of years. Its the fact that she looks young and.. weird, like an un-kept teenager whos "lost and confused" or something. And he looks weird himself, old, sleazy and gaudy. ( I say this as a woman). He creeps me out. Also, I never really followed her, I saw a few movies when I was little but in my eyes she is not a "little child" like most seem to see it. If I was to glance at this not knowing who these people are, it would still immediately look wrong.

TL;DR:

What a creep.

[–]RaisinAnnette 1 point2 points ago

Ashley has to do absolutely nothing to look like the stable, sane twin.

[–]Fartweaver 0 points1 point ago

He looks kinda like the three male leads from full house rolled into one.

[–]geogpet 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised nobody shopped Pedobear in.

[–]metamagick -1 points0 points ago

Who cares? They are adults, free to be with whoever they want.

[–]mrpud 0 points1 point ago

It looks like someone crudely pasted a different face over her's with MS Paint.

[–]-SnarkAttack- 0 points1 point ago

I saw this picture a while back and sent it to the guy I was seeing at the time. He used to... Idk how to describe that action... Hold my head like that on a regular basis, and I'd always tell him that it was creepy. He still didn't stop doing it after I showed him this.

He is actually a redditor. You know who you are, you head-coddling son of a bitch!

[–]redandblack555 0 points1 point ago

As long as he doesn't have my Ashley, I'm good.