How I imagine the 99 percent of reddit

iGotDatDainbramage · 2013-01-23T02:08:47+00:00

Redditor for one year. 365 days x 24 hours per day = 8,760 hours

8,760 hours x 4 karma per hour = 35,040 Karma

Current Karma Rate = Current comment karma 2,903 / 365 days = 7.95 karma per day / 24 hours per day = 0.33 karma per hour

I'll take 4 karma per hour any day.

nwpsilencer · 2013-01-23T02:19:20+00:00

4 per hour? Shit, I wish I was that lucky... I've been here for over a year and I only have 23 karma...

kingOseacows81 · 2013-01-23T01:14:23+00:00

No one ever pays me in Karma

iwishiwereagiraffe · 2013-01-23T01:10:48+00:00

Let them eat karma!

edit: Let them eat cakeday?

Drunken-Historian · 2013-01-23T01:19:53+00:00

The age of that kid is about right also.

formyshittymemes · 2013-01-23T03:18:28+00:00

Don't bother reading comments... This is a pitty party.

hilberteffect · 2013-01-23T01:20:06+00:00

The 16-hour workday is still standard here as well.

armoredphoenix1 · 2013-01-23T01:16:11+00:00

I can live on just 4 karma per hour, i'm fine by that.

thisisrequired · 2013-01-23T03:19:12+00:00

Only 4 karma an hour? Occupy Reddit!

loftycries · 2013-01-23T01:53:37+00:00

*per year

FTFY

reddithatesmee · 2013-01-23T01:58:10+00:00

It's tough being on reddit and being allergic to cats.

Mikealden · 2013-01-23T03:17:11+00:00

Fixed that for you

TheRoflingRancher · 2013-01-23T02:55:22+00:00

I wish I made 4 karma per hour. As of right now, I've made just over 2 karma a month.

rprpr · 2013-01-23T03:27:55+00:00

0.2491 karma per hour. And I am on here all the time. Like 24/7. I am not good at the internet.

Kevin717 · 2013-01-23T03:50:52+00:00

I was expecting another fucking cat joke, good on you.

The_Man_Child · 2013-01-23T03:51:52+00:00

198 days, 41 karma, which comes down to 0.0086 karma per hour, 4 sounds pretty goood

Asshole-Max · 2013-01-23T03:59:51+00:00

I only have one karma. /cry

forlackofaclevername · 2013-01-23T04:10:41+00:00

I wish I made 4 karma an hour

SasafrasJones · 2013-01-23T01:23:47+00:00

God I wish I could manage to find somewhere paying those wages.

redepenning1 · 2013-01-23T01:25:51+00:00

I'll work for 2 karma per hour.

Bryz_ · 2013-01-23T01:44:20+00:00

What's minimum wage?

YellowS2k · 2013-01-23T03:08:40+00:00

Excuse me sir, but might I please have a single Karma.

cheesemuffinsurprise · 2013-01-23T03:30:25+00:00

Fuck Karma. I don't vote on anything. It's all hide when I don't like something or get tired of it, and save when I think I might want to look at something later. Karma is the key problem with Reddit. If one cares about Karma, it suppresses individuality, originality, and thought. (both critical and positive)

WiseGoBoom · 2013-01-23T03:49:49+00:00

I must be the 1%. I don't give a fuck about karma. Is everyone really that obsessed? Karma like crack for people lacking social interaction.

xblackdemonx · 2013-01-23T03:56:49+00:00

I have -28 karma! fuck y'all!

Samonuh · 2013-01-23T03:58:03+00:00

I DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE THE BIG KARMA-YIELDING USERS ARE FORCED TO SHARE THEIR WEALTH WITH THE PROLETAREDDITORS.

POSTING MEN OF REDDIT, UNITE!

whoisCB · 2013-01-23T03:06:00+00:00

Just gotta hit the karma lottery.

2013-01-23T03:20:11+00:00

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effingcharcoal · 2013-01-23T03:20:59+00:00

Some of us are unemployed.

Hairyape94 · 2013-01-23T03:25:56+00:00

I did the math, and on average I've achieved about 5 karma per hour.

GooseOneTwoThreeFour · 2013-01-23T03:27:48+00:00

"How I imagine the 1 percent of reddit"

FTFY

culman13 · 2013-01-23T03:29:46+00:00

day*

Newbienice · 2013-01-23T03:33:20+00:00

I wish I actually knew how long I have spent looking at reddit (not that much, actually), but if I just do the calculation that I have been a redditor for a year, and have ~2000 post karma, then I actually have made about 4 karma per hour.

ssb94 · 2013-01-23T03:36:14+00:00

The quality of this image doesn't do Hine's brilliant work justice http://academic.evergreen.edu/curricular/summerwork/images/Hine,%20Lewis/Factory%20boy,%20glassworks,%201909.jpg

genius_simply · 2013-01-23T03:36:18+00:00

And then people use this fact to gain for themselves more karma...yeah, that's about right.

IAMACornyJoke · 2013-01-23T03:45:19+00:00

How do you imagine the other 1%? Hmmmm?

Foxkill2342 · 2013-01-23T03:49:51+00:00

Wow my 113 isn't so bad after all.

Nanard · 2013-01-23T03:50:00+00:00

Please, sir, I want some more.

M_T_ToeShoes · 2013-01-23T03:51:48+00:00

4 karma per hour would be like striking oil for me...

Roaven · 2013-01-23T03:52:28+00:00

Very close. Combining comment and link, I, rounding my time here to a year, have made ~4.5 karma/hour

TrackRunner32 · 2013-01-23T03:52:56+00:00

That means I have worked for exactly one hour.

uglybeauty · 2013-01-23T03:53:26+00:00

I wish

kodyodyo · 2013-01-23T03:55:41+00:00

I've been here for eight months and have -6 karma...... you guys are lucky enough just to have 25.....

AnonymousWeb · 2013-01-23T03:56:49+00:00

So what is "karma" actually used for? Is there a prize bar where we can spend them on plastic spiders and Chinese finger traps?

ballerstatus89 · 2013-01-23T03:57:26+00:00

If that were true, I'd have about 36,864 karma.

MemeBot420 · 2013-01-23T04:00:58+00:00

15,000k it pays to be funny.

ElixirSC2 · 2013-01-23T04:01:44+00:00

congratulation sir you are officially part of the 1% now :D

vadvaro10 · 2013-01-23T04:05:06+00:00

i make 4 karma a week :/

Sid6po1nt7 · 2013-01-23T04:05:20+00:00

Oh god....I can't stop laughing.

allthatisman37 · 2013-01-23T04:05:35+00:00

Bitch, I make 4 karma per year!

recks34 · 2013-01-23T04:05:39+00:00

My old account had 10,000 karma... i deleted it for legal reasons. sucks.

BargeMouse · 2013-01-23T04:09:13+00:00

I only make 2, tips INCLUDED, and that's in yen!

TheSalingerAngle · 2013-01-23T04:09:14+00:00

Whoa, someone's working overtime.

stormclaw11 · 2013-01-23T04:09:37+00:00

The other 1% is Ozzy Mustaine, who makes 3800 karma an hour.

egrady555 · 2013-01-23T04:09:58+00:00

those lucky basterds...

SirawesomesauceIII · 2013-01-23T04:12:20+00:00

We are the 99 percent.

4dr14n41990 · 2013-01-23T04:12:49+00:00

I only have 11 total and I go on here all day

ShotgunzAreUs · 2013-01-23T04:12:52+00:00

Most Redditors don't make 4 karma per hour, I surely don't.

ThexGuest · 2013-01-23T04:14:26+00:00

You're a monster, of sad truth.

BlackPresident · 2013-01-23T04:15:21+00:00

Karma: 18,633 Combined

Redditor for: 345 days

Rofly: 54 Karma per day

= 2.25 Karma per hour :(

Mikeroo · 2013-01-23T04:15:47+00:00

We need a minimum karma wage.

GangsterGRooster · 2013-01-23T04:16:16+00:00

well i guess I AM THE ONE PERCENT that makes less

samsonizzle · 2013-01-23T04:16:36+00:00

I want pity karma tooo!

DrInMyMind · 2013-01-23T04:16:51+00:00

Dammit. Lucky bastards. I'm only making 0.636 per hour.

C_Swann · 2013-01-23T04:17:16+00:00

Aesthetically pleasing picture/text gets an upvote

cryogenick · 2013-01-23T04:17:32+00:00

I've been ~~working~~ browsing on the ~~railroad~~ reddit All the live-long day. I've been ~~working~~ browsing on the ~~railroad~~ reddit Just to pass the time away.

Yoloswagdownvoteme · 2013-01-23T04:18:02+00:00

bitch i aint make that shit karma niggas. Gimme dat karma im in neeeed.

smokecat20 · 2013-01-23T04:18:14+00:00

Please sir, I want some more?

robosteven · 2013-01-23T04:19:07+00:00

Damn.

Inflation's a bitch.

Brown_Wizard · 2013-01-23T04:19:18+00:00

Its not that hard to get comment karma i think* i only signed up today, just be civil and nice to your fellow redditor

radde · 2013-01-23T04:20:03+00:00

This thread is just the 1 percent shitting on the rest of us.

Hydarnes · 2013-01-23T04:23:20+00:00

For just 2 karma a month you can keep a poor karma starved child alive... please donate now

averyminya · 2013-01-23T04:23:49+00:00

4 per hour? I barely make 0.1 a day!

UpvoteRate · 2013-01-23T04:24:24+00:00

4 UPH

Jwoey · 2013-01-23T04:24:25+00:00

I've been here 5 years and have 1 karma

Spiralzncolorzzz · 2013-01-23T04:25:01+00:00

what the fuck is that supposed to mean? I'll fucking rob your rich ass to steal to the poor if you want to be a cunt.

ronearc · 2013-01-23T04:25:10+00:00

Hmmm, I may be the 1%...sorry.

nicnote7 · 2013-01-23T04:25:43+00:00

This was one of the first pictures I saw on here when I joined a year ago. I guess it came full circle.

Koin3190 · 2013-01-23T04:25:51+00:00

...sounds about right....

Frisssky · 2013-01-23T04:26:09+00:00

I feel terrible for laughing.

Morgs_huw · 2013-01-23T04:26:39+00:00

I always wanted to make the 1%

YourMomWorks4Me · 2013-01-23T04:27:20+00:00

I must ask, what part of reddit do you visit exactly and where do I sign up?

dzamie · 2013-01-23T04:27:25+00:00

Is that in link karma? Because comment karma is much easier to get than link karma.

MrChong · 2013-01-23T04:27:35+00:00

Dibs on reposting this next week.

Meelow54321 · 2013-01-23T04:27:56+00:00

Lmfao true story bro

darksecrets45 · 2013-01-23T04:30:37+00:00

That's 35040 Karma a year. I think 4 karma a hour is too much lol.

dualitycake · 2013-01-23T04:31:52+00:00

back in my day we had to walk 5 miles in the snow just to get 2 karma, you kids today got it made

ParParthePirate · 2013-01-23T04:32:48+00:00

-4 FTFY

nate1212 · 2013-01-23T04:33:20+00:00

judging by your last few comments, you're unemployed!

NolanWerre · 2013-01-23T04:35:43+00:00

Welcome to the good life, son.

PoGoZ · 2013-01-23T04:37:12+00:00

Find Apostolate so we can distribute his karma among the rest of us

rawbamatic · 2013-01-23T04:37:40+00:00

Finally, I'm a part of a "1%."

dumbstick · 2013-01-23T04:37:58+00:00

It seems like were at the point were 90+% of front page posts involve the user not getting a lot of karma.

itsjusth · 2013-01-23T04:38:04+00:00

I can post hundreds of comments without anyone even reading them! But I still get 1 upvote from myself! Sad day...

butterfly415 · 2013-01-23T04:38:32+00:00

Not even.

Kongo204 · 2013-01-23T04:39:01+00:00

I work my ass off for my Karma!

Apomonomenos · 2013-01-23T04:39:17+00:00

Oh god im in poverty...

DontFeedtheGators · 2013-01-23T04:39:36+00:00

4 Karma/hr must be before taxes.

pearskittles · 2013-01-23T04:40:17+00:00

I make zero karma per hour, I must be the 1%

Ariesmom07 · 2013-01-23T04:41:47+00:00

Not me I just get down votes lol

Suquida · 2013-01-23T04:42:49+00:00

I don't see why it's so hard for some people to get karma

Just...be interesting.

metalfacedbongman · 2013-01-23T04:43:23+00:00

if only...

theskabus · 2013-01-23T04:44:36+00:00

By my estimates I make ~21 karma an hour recently.

WhyIHatePeople · 2013-01-23T04:47:03+00:00

99% of reddit don't actually post . . .

Lucho420 · 2013-01-23T04:48:05+00:00

Ah, leetle valenzuelo...

Vitus13 · 2013-01-23T04:52:22+00:00

Year

FTFY

luke1014 · 2013-01-23T04:52:44+00:00

My biggest karma day was when I posted a link... while I was on the toilet... while I was at work.

jetmax25 · 2013-01-23T04:56:37+00:00

my karma is nearly 20k and i swear i dont make nealy 4 karma per hour

mrglubglub · 2013-01-23T04:57:16+00:00

I've officially been on reddit long enough to see this picture twice.

Everything_Is_Irie · 2013-01-23T04:57:37+00:00

I guess I'm the 1%. I don't give a flying fuck about imaginary points.

DreadPiratesRobert · 2013-01-23T04:58:17+00:00

Combining comment and link karma I make 42 karma a day. Which is about 1.75 an hour (though I don't reddit 24/7... I do reddit a good portion of the day though)

VulGerrity · 2013-01-23T04:59:33+00:00

Fixed

ForgettableUsername · 2013-01-23T05:02:49+00:00

Christ, I might actually be in the 1% of Reddit. If only I was that successful in something that could be converted into actual money or real estate or beans or something.

wolfgame · 2013-01-23T05:03:02+00:00

Shit, I just did the math. From my first day to today, I've made an average of ~0.723 comment karma per hour. If I include my link karma, that comes out to ~0.778. He's making more than 5 times as much karma as me.

That kid can suck it.

Edit: Just saw that it's just supposed to be link karma ... ~0.0544 per hour ... that kid makes 100 times the karma that I do. Fucker.

skinturtle · 2013-01-23T05:04:27+00:00

I imagine 90% of them to look like this...and to be named..Brian, Kevin or Trevor.

mokr22 · 2013-01-23T05:06:35+00:00

Please sir can I have some more?

Systemo · 2013-01-23T05:10:32+00:00

If only.

TheUnderstanding · 2013-01-23T05:29:17+00:00

I have a serious question, do people actually give a fuck about karma?

I don't give a fuck, but maybe it's because I have life where I get laid, and don't jack off to fake pictures of Emma Watson.

floppyears57 · 2013-01-23T05:32:15+00:00

More like 4 karma a month. I don't care too much, unless I get downvoted for asking a question. That just pisses me off.

Question: "Hey, I'm here to ask you a question that is pertinent in my life that I can't seem to figure out. Can you help?"

Answer: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BlancaBlanca · 2013-01-23T05:33:20+00:00

Per month, you mean.

I_hate_magnets · 2013-01-23T05:34:04+00:00

You must be getting so much karma because this is a REPOST

DirtyPolecat · 2013-01-23T05:34:10+00:00

What of those few with negative karma? Did they pay to be here?

InTheHamIAm · 2013-01-23T05:36:16+00:00

This kid probably made $2 a week.

VisualOstrich2 · 2013-01-23T05:38:57+00:00

Damn. That kid makes bank.

thatguyoverthere1 · 2013-01-23T05:39:04+00:00

By that logic, I am the 1%

defleppardsucks · 2013-01-23T05:39:40+00:00

And the rich keep reposting

PaperRice · 2013-01-23T05:39:41+00:00

I make 1 karma per week.. from myself

LynxRufus · 2013-01-23T05:40:04+00:00

God it hurt upvoting this.

omgnodoubt · 2013-01-23T05:41:30+00:00

This pleases me.

inquisitiveintern · 2013-01-23T05:43:30+00:00

Hey, that's pretty good pay.

Im_Legit_Shit · 2013-01-23T05:43:56+00:00

more like 4 karma a month

alexmcintosh · 2013-01-23T05:47:03+00:00

I would kill for 4 karma per hour. I get like, no karma per hour. I'm more of an intern.

Nebula829 · 2013-01-23T05:51:05+00:00

So if you have lots of karma are you, "The other 1%"? The, "haves" of karma?

safaribob · 2013-01-23T05:53:45+00:00

Damn, the kid even looks like me too. I'll never get karma...I should just shut up and get a job.

Yooperthing · 2013-01-23T05:58:52+00:00

I'm lucky if I make 4 karma a month.

BeatBoxing_Abe · 2013-01-23T05:59:08+00:00

Holy hell four Karma!

I demand a raise, wheres the supervisor!

Hippie_Lee · 2013-01-23T05:59:59+00:00

today was rough, i might have to go to the extremes and repost a picture of a kitty that my "girlfriend" made for me, for my cakeday

somefuzzypants · 2013-01-23T06:04:17+00:00

i wish i was capable of getting 4 per hour. I get maybe 4 per week :(

The_Count_Von_Count · 2013-01-23T06:05:02+00:00

Man i really feel like a third world redditor. I would love 4 karma an hour.

CorneliusWalnut · 2013-01-23T06:05:29+00:00

Then Apostalate is my Carnegie.

moyako · 2013-01-23T06:10:31+00:00

4 karma per hour?! I bet he's a supervisor or something.

combatdonut · 2013-01-23T06:20:15+00:00

Lol. Three karma. Tbh I'm actually proud of myself.

alto_pendragon · 2013-01-23T06:20:39+00:00

4 an hour, that's more like my monthly wage

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