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[–]Richara9 20 points21 points ago

and where might this be?

[–]Anders157 17 points18 points ago

Disneyland, Pirates ride

[–]Miko54[S] 8 points9 points ago

It's hidden!

[–]twobadfish 19 points20 points ago

I seriously thought this said "hidden sex cave" which brought my mind to dolphin rape caves. I felt a brief moment of panic.

[–]dguv22 7 points8 points ago

dude, fuck you. Because of you I now know what dolphin rape caves are... you can't unimagine that... I feel like I lost the last shred of childhood innocence I had left before reading this lol

[–]whathathgodwrough 6 points7 points ago

was about to google "dolphin rape caves" you made me change my mind, gonna stay ignorant on that one

[–]Snoutmol 3 points4 points ago

You see dolphins have a prehensile penis, it is full of powerful muscles and they can wrap it around objects, such as a human wrist, ankle, neck, or waist. One could compare it to a boa constrictor or an elephant trunk….The decoys never resurfaced in any of the studies…. We tracked one of the decoys to an underwater cave where it had been repeatedly raped and torn apart by the dolphins.

[–]whathathgodwrough 0 points1 point ago

 in a fetal position   

Why? but why would you do that to me?

[–]suntzu345 1 point2 points ago

Where is the full story! I've been telling my manager about this for ages and he still doesn't believe me!

[–]dguv22 2 points3 points ago

good choice, if curiosity gets the best of you and you learn about this fucked up shit dolphins do you'll be pissed you didn't take my advice

[–]n0fucksgiven 1 point2 points ago

Dolphins have weirdly strong penises full of muscles that they can use like hands. In some cases, rape-y groups of “male teenage” dolphins will grab the wrist of a human swimmer—male or female—WITH SAID HAND-PENIS—and pull them under water to a “dolphin rape cave." There they take turns (because they’re polite) raping the human until they’ve had their fun. Obviously, by this point, the person will have drowned. So it appears to be kind of a sucky way to go.

From the very first link from googling. Kinda undid some of the concern for dolphins I had from watching "The Cove"

[–]NonSequiturEdit 3 points4 points ago

Hey now, let's not judge all dolphins by the actions of a few rapey ones. Imagine if another species decided to judge humans by the worst among us.

[–]KhalifaKid 0 points1 point ago

We'd be fucked

[–]TheDeathSaint 0 points1 point ago

well we do it to ourselves all the time, so what does it matter?

[–]mmhawyeah 9 points10 points ago

Beautiful shot! Is the cave artificially lit, or is it surface light reflecting off something?

[–]rockstar504 0 points1 point ago

Damn! That's what I came here for!

[–]Apopalop 14 points15 points ago

Minecraft IRL

[–]handymandrew88 3 points4 points ago

goonies never say die!

[–]Mitochondria420 8 points9 points ago

If I had a vagina, i'd hope this is how it looked.

[–]macrocephalic 5 points6 points ago

Cavernous?

[–]Mitochondria420 16 points17 points ago

I could accept boatload after boatload of seamen.

[–]L2Forest 0 points1 point ago

Well that's not a problem as long as we can keep them away from the privates.

[–]Cryex 1 point2 points ago

holy shit where is this o.o one amazing ass photographer

[–]Wildfire9 1 point2 points ago

Press Y to synchronize

[–]uberbob79 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully there are no dolphins nearby.

[–]plantloverlover 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of something that could be from Pokemon Snap.

[–]zaprutertape 0 points1 point ago

/r/caveporn pls!!!

[–]canisdormit 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, watch out for the creepers!

[–]Mich2010 1 point2 points ago

This is where the giant eel on Mario 64 lives 0_0

[–]pumodi 1 point2 points ago

How fun would it be to go climbing there?

[–]MiaVee 1 point2 points ago

Dear Esther was a lovely game.

[–]feared_rear_admiral 0 points1 point ago

I read hidden sex cave the first time.

[–]detroitdoesntsuckbad 0 points1 point ago

Not Tobermory is it?

[–]anthony81212 0 points1 point ago

Large version (2048 x 1363)

credit: Flickr user ultrapurple

[–]hexr 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the new wallpaper!

[–]anthony81212 1 point2 points ago

np! :)

[–]Kado_potato 0 points1 point ago

On the right hand side I swear I see Batman. He is there, its the Batcave I tell you. I seeee him!!

[–]Patrolman_Smith 0 points1 point ago

hidden sex cave*

[–]QuitetheCharacter 1 point2 points ago

Portal 2: Cave Johnson DLC

[–]cassir 0 points1 point ago

Did you look for the treasure of Sparta?

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 0 points1 point ago

The Goonies

[–]chinaberries 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to play Minecraft.